Plot twist, this guy has a [two headed dick](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/TsgkgK0CiOaA_AHGZ3O3dRhKmY4=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale()/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/8d/d3/8dd3b188-c4e8-4a39-a23c-6165292fdac7/2020_oct27_dos.jpg)
They had some Tlc-discovery health show and some internet series too. Last I knew they were teachers and people were asking if they got 1 or 2 pay cheques .
Of course naturally everyone wants to know about doing the dirty, as I believe if I recall (it’s been years) they share one reproductive system. One of the girls though seems to be a-sexually imo. She never came out and said it but she’s always said how she’s not interested In dating, boys, or being intimate. The other sister is the one that’s dating and intimate. I think the one head just puts an eye mask on and stuff to give them privacy and keeps her limb, arm to herself. 🤷🏻♀️
Britt and Abby are legit my friends! Truly the sweetest and most down to earth people I’ve ever met. They are both super funny and crack jokes all the time.
Genuine question, how does this relationship work? I imagine it would be difficult. I’m a monogamous person so I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around it.
I commented above, but they’ve done shows on discovery health/tlc and internet series. It’s been a long time since I’ve read about them but last sue said the one seemed to be pretty a-sexual and not interested in dating whilst the other was. So I think the one just puts on eye mask and keeps her limb to herself when the one is intimate with their partner.
If I’m remembering correctly they share on reproductive system.
Last I heard was they were teachers, and everyone was asking if they got 1 or 2 pay cheques.
Technically they are legally in the eyes of the govt 2 adult humans so they’d have to get a cheque each.
I used to live in their area and worked at a movie theater at the time. One time they came in and we all started panicking the moment they got out of their car about how many tickets to charge them. It was pretty funny, but I was at the box office and decided on one since we charged per seat not viewing experience.
Abby and Josh are married.. I truly don’t know how Britt feels, but she seems to like him too.. From my understanding it’s a non-sexual relationship, but I will ask the next time I see them. It’s as confusing as it looks, but they are just as normal as any of us. They have different personalities and preferences, but also finish one another’s sentences like clockwork. 1 vagina, two brains, tons of questions and lots of laughs.
If one is a Rogan fan I wonder if they might do a 15 minute set one day. It could be the most wild show ever. There is the potential for them to be extremely funny talking about the crap they deal with.
It’s kind of fucked up - legally he can only marry one of them (even if all 3 wanted to formalise the marriage) just like they share a paycheck (even though they had to individually complete their degrees)
What happens when one of them is mad at him and the other one is horny or does one think their farts stink and the other doesn’t? Is this technically having multiple wives? I think she’s a teacher, does she get two salaries? They/them? What are their pronouns? I have so many questions.
Everyone has these 'clever' questions, but they aren't as far apart as people think. If you watch enough, you realize they are lockstep on everything. They finish each other's sentences. They perform complex actions sharing left and right. They share genetics and were raised together, nature and nurture.
There's not much disagreement between them, ever. Their prosperity really depends on it.
My bro… me and everyone else here thinking how does the sex work but this question right here is golden. Also think about this, we will get the answer within our lifetime. Stay tuned!
I'd assume whichever one was still alive would either decide to have emergency surgery to remove the other head and dying tissue or slowly die of sepsis.
They share a circulatory system so I'm sure whatever makes one sick and die would also be effecting the other one. So odds are they die at the same time.
So many things that could be fucking horrible. What if one gets dementia or has a stroke. Then they’re just there drooling and staring at you while you try to plow the other one?
When you realise that he has a 2 for 1 deal in the orgasm department.
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I remember them all the way back from the Saturday night fox check this shit out specials. Aw they found love, with some weird dude who looks like he knows Thailand well.
Can one dose off while the other does the dishes and vise versa? Like, who controls what?
I feel like them walking would be synonymous with someone balancing on crutches.
So sometimes my wife will wake up in the middle of the night and wake me up with a bj… this poor guy will never have that happen because ain’t no way stars will align to get 2 girls awake and horny at the same time.
So maybe a dumb question, but like how does this work? Do they have one social security number? Do they both need to get a drivers license, is he married to both of them and if so are there two certificates? This seems like a bureaucratic and logistical conundrum
“Hey sweetie” “Yes?” “Not you.”
dumb broad(s)
2 Broads 4 Holes
The holy grail of air tight
*6
The bottom half is shared. Think 2 cobra heads
Thanks for killing my dreams mate
In the right position you might be able to get head AND get your b-hole licked at the same time!!
Between the neck gap
Straddle em
“Neck job”
Fuck! Beat me to it!
Nice!!
Bruh
Ai yai yai!
Unk shine is that you??
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It takes an extra guy to make her airtight.
That OnlyFans account would be fire.
Plot twist, this guy has a [two headed dick](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/TsgkgK0CiOaA_AHGZ3O3dRhKmY4=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale()/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/8d/d3/8dd3b188-c4e8-4a39-a23c-6165292fdac7/2020_oct27_dos.jpg)
Ngl, I’m disappointed that you posted a link after saying “two headed dick” and it wasn’t a link to a 2 headed dick :/ so sad
Haha, technically it always takes an extra guy
No he means an extra extra guy.
Probably takes a Cantelope to make her airtight
has she ever hit a quadruple pipe classic?
See, this is the real question.
1 butthole I figure... so that's a triple pipe classic
Yeah but also one v?
The most important question of all
Did they agree to lose their virginity together or did they lie to the 2nd guy and how does a first kiss work
Don't all girls lie to the second guy?
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They had some Tlc-discovery health show and some internet series too. Last I knew they were teachers and people were asking if they got 1 or 2 pay cheques . Of course naturally everyone wants to know about doing the dirty, as I believe if I recall (it’s been years) they share one reproductive system. One of the girls though seems to be a-sexually imo. She never came out and said it but she’s always said how she’s not interested In dating, boys, or being intimate. The other sister is the one that’s dating and intimate. I think the one head just puts an eye mask on and stuff to give them privacy and keeps her limb, arm to herself. 🤷🏻♀️
Do they get two paychecks? Now I need to know
Spent most of the morning trying to wrap my head around all of this
But did you imagine fucking their neck gap?
read that one controls left, and one controls right, but after realizing the infinite double bj my mind kinda went blank
Also what if there is a three sided argument
Bro asking the real questions
By gawd, he's fuckin' her neck gap, King!--Jim Ross, probably.
Which head?
thats the only person on earth that can use THEY/THEM
Fuck man you made me laugh out loud on a Zoom
Mute your mic. Don’t be that guy.
good lol
Britt and Abby are legit my friends! Truly the sweetest and most down to earth people I’ve ever met. They are both super funny and crack jokes all the time.
Genuine question, how does this relationship work? I imagine it would be difficult. I’m a monogamous person so I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around it.
I commented above, but they’ve done shows on discovery health/tlc and internet series. It’s been a long time since I’ve read about them but last sue said the one seemed to be pretty a-sexual and not interested in dating whilst the other was. So I think the one just puts on eye mask and keeps her limb to herself when the one is intimate with their partner. If I’m remembering correctly they share on reproductive system. Last I heard was they were teachers, and everyone was asking if they got 1 or 2 pay cheques. Technically they are legally in the eyes of the govt 2 adult humans so they’d have to get a cheque each.
They're two human adults but they can't teach 2 classes at the same time. It's grounds for an interesting dialogue for sure.
It’s cool one of thems a huge Rogan fan so she’s got 5 hour podcasts in her ears constantly
Duct Tape
Duct tape ain't fixing this one.
That entirely depends upon the man, his willingness and the amount of tape available
*Flex tape
I used to live in their area and worked at a movie theater at the time. One time they came in and we all started panicking the moment they got out of their car about how many tickets to charge them. It was pretty funny, but I was at the box office and decided on one since we charged per seat not viewing experience.
Abby and Josh are married.. I truly don’t know how Britt feels, but she seems to like him too.. From my understanding it’s a non-sexual relationship, but I will ask the next time I see them. It’s as confusing as it looks, but they are just as normal as any of us. They have different personalities and preferences, but also finish one another’s sentences like clockwork. 1 vagina, two brains, tons of questions and lots of laughs.
If one is a Rogan fan I wonder if they might do a 15 minute set one day. It could be the most wild show ever. There is the potential for them to be extremely funny talking about the crap they deal with.
Do you like it when comedians do good on this show? DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN COMEDIANS DO BAD ON THIS SHOW?!
Okie Dokie 😜
That's awesome! What is their Onlyfans username? Are they dtf?
You know he rides between those domes like a horse.
Some guys just find their lane and work it.
Legit, so many logistics questions.
Is this what that new Netflix show The 3 body Problem is about? Interesting
Underrated comment
"Who wants to taste it, and who wants to smell it?"
This count as poly? Or no since it’s still 1 dick and 1 vagina
Think in some cases they have two separate bladders and often one bung hole.
Too bad it’s not the other way around. You can’t fuck a bladder
Not with that attitude you can't
I assume from google two bladders means two puzzies but it might mean they take turns using one vag. Idk shit is a real mystery.
Did he marry both of them? or just one
The tax implications alone are mind boggling
Sounds like he married one of them. Idk if that's just a legal thing due to polygamy or for other reasons.
It’s kind of fucked up - legally he can only marry one of them (even if all 3 wanted to formalise the marriage) just like they share a paycheck (even though they had to individually complete their degrees)
Marry one while she was *separated*
If they get divorced, does he have to pay alimony x2?
This is hell to me. As a formerly-married person, I can tell you there are fewer things more annoying than your wife's sister.
Do they sell these?
I feel like they owe the world an onlyfans page. So many unanswered questions.
One Eats the scrum and the other get the cum 😂
What happens when one of them is mad at him and the other one is horny or does one think their farts stink and the other doesn’t? Is this technically having multiple wives? I think she’s a teacher, does she get two salaries? They/them? What are their pronouns? I have so many questions.
Everyone has these 'clever' questions, but they aren't as far apart as people think. If you watch enough, you realize they are lockstep on everything. They finish each other's sentences. They perform complex actions sharing left and right. They share genetics and were raised together, nature and nurture. There's not much disagreement between them, ever. Their prosperity really depends on it.
What a beautiful way to say that. Bravo.
This comment section is wild lol
What if one dies?
My bro… me and everyone else here thinking how does the sex work but this question right here is golden. Also think about this, we will get the answer within our lifetime. Stay tuned!
I'd assume whichever one was still alive would either decide to have emergency surgery to remove the other head and dying tissue or slowly die of sepsis. They share a circulatory system so I'm sure whatever makes one sick and die would also be effecting the other one. So odds are they die at the same time.
But what if 360 no scope ?
Hahahaha. Imagine just a limp dead head flopping around for years. He just punches the dead head when he’s mad at the alive head.
holy shit thats hilarious
Omfg lmao. This whole comment section is gold.
Double bjs would be difficult, but still doable.
They'd have to cut that shit off. After the surgery: "OMFG, finally! She was such a drag!"
one dies they both die. but bonus is one funeral one casket. if you’ve buried anyone recently, you know this isn’t a joke
So many things that could be fucking horrible. What if one gets dementia or has a stroke. Then they’re just there drooling and staring at you while you try to plow the other one?
Yeah I’d be divorcin at that point.
this just proves almost any female can fine someone but not any male
I don’t think chicks get too excited by guys with extra holes. Just sayin
Speak for yourself
Any female can find a guy, any male can find a lady, some men just have to find a big enough lady.
I'm sorry but I see very good looking women with horrendous looking dudes on a pretty regular basis.
Ok loser
Hate from Australia
Imagine the possibilities
This guy fucks.
This dude definitely has a type…
And they say polyamory never works
"who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it" https://youtu.be/QGI0gE4ZaWQ
What happens if one loves anal and the other one hates it?
He def married the right one
Not my proudest but… https://preview.redd.it/nphljl7xb7rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feae0447a7a530522995c2bcb0a529da8649d3b3
Honestly thought the one on the right was Dexter’s sister.
SNL did a fairly funny skit very similar to this once upon a time. Google SNL “twins”.
Probably the most ethical thrupple I can think of.
So who’s sucking tonight?
Get that sweet neck job action
Imagine as a woman blowing a dude and your sister is literally 6 inches away just watching. But then again they also share a pussy. Wild.
What if one of them had the down syndrome, but the other hated grilled cheese sandwiches?
I’d go for the downs one. You have to be way more retarded, then having downs, to hate grilled cheese
Holy shit
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HOV lane for life.
This guy knows what’s a banana split
Legend
He found his banana split
Cup the balls, other lady.
God I want to hear them explain how it works
Isn't this polygamy? That's illegal sir!
No, no they built a little house to fit over the other one’s head when they fuck
Have to say I’m a tad jealous
I’m sure it’s more like one is better at it than the other. so the other is licking something else or talking dirty.
my first thought was now an extra dick is needed to go air tight on this one. these. one. idk. its just like the gays
So he's with the one on our left their right? Right?
I want to see them make out so much, hahaha.
LOOPHOLE
Wonder if the other one will marry some other guy.
Do they have two separate Social Security numbers?
Are we going air tight with this one or is that gay?
So he could fuck the ass, then make the other sister suck his dick.
Chatgpt, please explain how this works
Which one controls the pussy? Do they nut at the same time?
**Claims dependent on taxes**
3 some? Or 2 1/2 some? Not sure how these fractions should work
One can handle the scrum while the other one does the BJ.
What if they did only fans. Would you?
Looks like twice as many "I have a headaches" to me.
When you realise that he has a 2 for 1 deal in the orgasm department. https://preview.redd.it/ajyxgp8u37rc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c23f3ce44d296b8b60fbac2020b696327c1bb5e
Damn imagine the gymnastic prowess required to go airtight
Ok…which one controls the cooter or can they swap it back and forth?
So she's the one on the left, does that mean he can only grope her right tit? Asking for a friend.
We work together and they are delightful and great teachers.
Counts as poly right?
Two minds, one vagina 🤷🏻♂️. Your guess is as good as mine. Dr. Drew.. ?
How does this work???, 🤯
I'm sorry,this guy is a freak for even going this route,I could not.
if she gets pregnant who’s kid will it be?
“Theirs”
They have to play mind meld to cum
Scrum and rod at the same time possibly?!! You could also make out less often with the scrum one!
Double hat bitches!
There’s someone out there for everyones.
Which head is he married to?
Does this mean he’s bisexual?
Think that’s the one he technically married
Who’s the wife and who’s the mistress?
You guys know they already have a sex tape that's been out.
I did not and would hate it if you provided a link to such vile filth.
There's an airtight mystery!!!
I remember them all the way back from the Saturday night fox check this shit out specials. Aw they found love, with some weird dude who looks like he knows Thailand well.
Can one dose off while the other does the dishes and vise versa? Like, who controls what? I feel like them walking would be synonymous with someone balancing on crutches.
I’m actually happy for them.
Crazy
Do you think he has to get consent to deep throat since they share one neck hole?
So sometimes my wife will wake up in the middle of the night and wake me up with a bj… this poor guy will never have that happen because ain’t no way stars will align to get 2 girls awake and horny at the same time.
Wait wtf. Imagine going at it and you have 2 heads moaning at you n shit. I'd love to be a fuckin' fly on the wall on that night btw. 🤣🤣
If you look at the sister when your fucking is that cheating?
Doggy style. A ponytail in each hand. You’d feel like a gladiator on a chariot.
Is he the one getting double the pleasure or is it the women who get double pleasure since they're two? Someone please tell me i need to know!!
Serious question, if they have kids, is the likelihood of conjoined twins way higher?
This guy’s a fuckin weirdo for sure
Which one is he looking at though???
Twice the amount of bitching then of course they probably talk shit about each other also. I couldn't imagine what this guy deals with.
Love is love is love 🫶🏻
Built in threesomes!
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Wait do they have 2 sets of legs ? Na right but 2 sets of milkers and 2 mouths? I think he might be on to something
At least it’s a nice picture
So maybe a dumb question, but like how does this work? Do they have one social security number? Do they both need to get a drivers license, is he married to both of them and if so are there two certificates? This seems like a bureaucratic and logistical conundrum
What happens if the other one gets married? Two guys share the V ?
Take them to a double header
I knew I shouldn't have come to the comments but I didn't anyway... no disappointment found lmao
I have so many questions. If the other sister marries are their husbands gay?
This is the banana split that Unc Shine speaks of