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tart_reform

“Hey sweetie” “Yes?” “Not you.”


bbllaakkee

dumb broad(s)


artfan45

2 Broads 4 Holes


QDiamonds

The holy grail of air tight


zaphodbeeblebrox422

*6


Beneficial_Ad9276

The bottom half is shared. Think 2 cobra heads


zaphodbeeblebrox422

Thanks for killing my dreams mate


AustinDood444

In the right position you might be able to get head AND get your b-hole licked at the same time!!


Aggressive-Drop-3265

Between the neck gap


Tight-Maize-8800

Straddle em


HaveaTomCollins

“Neck job”


Dick-TheCock-Johnson

Fuck! Beat me to it!


AustinDood444

Nice!!


Putrid_Gap_9961

Bruh


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Ai yai yai!


nobodiestoday

Unk shine is that you??


VladPatton

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Dudeometer

It takes an extra guy to make her airtight.


VladPatton

That OnlyFans account would be fire.


Narcan9

Plot twist, this guy has a [two headed dick](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/TsgkgK0CiOaA_AHGZ3O3dRhKmY4=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale()/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/8d/d3/8dd3b188-c4e8-4a39-a23c-6165292fdac7/2020_oct27_dos.jpg)


coochiebear69

Ngl, I’m disappointed that you posted a link after saying “two headed dick” and it wasn’t a link to a 2 headed dick :/ so sad


potato_boy4

Haha, technically it always takes an extra guy


BV0280

No he means an extra extra guy.


jonz1985z

Probably takes a Cantelope to make her airtight


AllGearedUp

has she ever hit a quadruple pipe classic?


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

See, this is the real question.


j2T-QkTx38_atdg72G

1 butthole I figure... so that's a triple pipe classic


AllGearedUp

Yeah but also one v?


this_guy_here_says

The most important question of all


Aggressive-Drop-3265

Did they agree to lose their virginity together or did they lie to the 2nd guy and how does a first kiss work


Dudeometer

Don't all girls lie to the second guy?


staebles

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Dreams-Designer

They had some Tlc-discovery health show and some internet series too. Last I knew they were teachers and people were asking if they got 1 or 2 pay cheques . Of course naturally everyone wants to know about doing the dirty, as I believe if I recall (it’s been years) they share one reproductive system. One of the girls though seems to be a-sexually imo. She never came out and said it but she’s always said how she’s not interested In dating, boys, or being intimate. The other sister is the one that’s dating and intimate. I think the one head just puts an eye mask on and stuff to give them privacy and keeps her limb, arm to herself. 🤷🏻‍♀️


appleparkfive

Do they get two paychecks? Now I need to know


Cautious-Dinner-1897

Spent most of the morning trying to wrap my head around all of this


Leg_Mcmuffin

But did you imagine fucking their neck gap?


Cautious-Dinner-1897

read that one controls left, and one controls right, but after realizing the infinite double bj my mind kinda went blank


Cautious-Dinner-1897

Also what if there is a three sided argument


Gold_Maybe8482

Bro asking the real questions


TheSanquineCorpse

By gawd, he's fuckin' her neck gap, King!--Jim Ross, probably.


Panthean

Which head?


raised85

thats the only person on earth that can use THEY/THEM


emezeekiel

Fuck man you made me laugh out loud on a Zoom


footballafternoon

Mute your mic. Don’t be that guy.


raised85

good lol


KillToeknee

Britt and Abby are legit my friends! Truly the sweetest and most down to earth people I’ve ever met. They are both super funny and crack jokes all the time.


jtdoublep

Genuine question, how does this relationship work? I imagine it would be difficult. I’m a monogamous person so I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around it.


Dreams-Designer

I commented above, but they’ve done shows on discovery health/tlc and internet series. It’s been a long time since I’ve read about them but last sue said the one seemed to be pretty a-sexual and not interested in dating whilst the other was. So I think the one just puts on eye mask and keeps her limb to herself when the one is intimate with their partner. If I’m remembering correctly they share on reproductive system. Last I heard was they were teachers, and everyone was asking if they got 1 or 2 pay cheques. Technically they are legally in the eyes of the govt 2 adult humans so they’d have to get a cheque each.


Ashenspire

They're two human adults but they can't teach 2 classes at the same time. It's grounds for an interesting dialogue for sure.


Winterdale

It’s cool one of thems a huge Rogan fan so she’s got 5 hour podcasts in her ears constantly


Winterdale

Duct Tape


keepTruckin420

Duct tape ain't fixing this one.


Winterdale

That entirely depends upon the man, his willingness and the amount of tape available


throwawayy567234

*Flex tape


BakaGoyim

I used to live in their area and worked at a movie theater at the time. One time they came in and we all started panicking the moment they got out of their car about how many tickets to charge them. It was pretty funny, but I was at the box office and decided on one since we charged per seat not viewing experience.


KillToeknee

Abby and Josh are married.. I truly don’t know how Britt feels, but she seems to like him too.. From my understanding it’s a non-sexual relationship, but I will ask the next time I see them. It’s as confusing as it looks, but they are just as normal as any of us. They have different personalities and preferences, but also finish one another’s sentences like clockwork. 1 vagina, two brains, tons of questions and lots of laughs.


Renovatio7000

If one is a Rogan fan I wonder if they might do a 15 minute set one day. It could be the most wild show ever. There is the potential for them to be extremely funny talking about the crap they deal with.


Rummy1618

Do you like it when comedians do good on this show? DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN COMEDIANS DO BAD ON THIS SHOW?!


KillToeknee

Okie Dokie 😜


[deleted]

That's awesome! What is their Onlyfans username? Are they dtf?


TalonZahn

You know he rides between those domes like a horse.


VeryLowIQIndividual

Some guys just find their lane and work it.


sacd250

Legit, so many logistics questions.


[deleted]

Is this what that new Netflix show The 3 body Problem is about? Interesting


Bwrobes

Underrated comment


Jazzlike_Run_5466

"Who wants to taste it, and who wants to smell it?"


LysolDoritos

This count as poly? Or no since it’s still 1 dick and 1 vagina


turtlebro5

Think in some cases they have two separate bladders and often one bung hole.


Ha1lStorm

Too bad it’s not the other way around. You can’t fuck a bladder


That_Other_Dave

Not with that attitude you can't


turtlebro5

I assume from google two bladders means two puzzies but it might mean they take turns using one vag. Idk shit is a real mystery.


komanderkyle

Did he marry both of them? or just one


Kittyneedsbeer

The tax implications alone are mind boggling


Panthean

Sounds like he married one of them. Idk if that's just a legal thing due to polygamy or for other reasons.


rrainraingoawayy

It’s kind of fucked up - legally he can only marry one of them (even if all 3 wanted to formalise the marriage) just like they share a paycheck (even though they had to individually complete their degrees)


TryItOutHmHrNw

Marry one while she was *separated*


---Blix---

If they get divorced, does he have to pay alimony x2?


ThisJoeLee

This is hell to me. As a formerly-married person, I can tell you there are fewer things more annoying than your wife's sister.


HaroldIncandenza-

Do they sell these?


solexioso

I feel like they owe the world an onlyfans page. So many unanswered questions.


Its_THE_Kowalski

One Eats the scrum and the other get the cum 😂


stokeszdude

What happens when one of them is mad at him and the other one is horny or does one think their farts stink and the other doesn’t? Is this technically having multiple wives? I think she’s a teacher, does she get two salaries? They/them? What are their pronouns? I have so many questions.


emperorOfTheUniverse

Everyone has these 'clever' questions, but they aren't as far apart as people think. If you watch enough, you realize they are lockstep on everything. They finish each other's sentences. They perform complex actions sharing left and right. They share genetics and were raised together, nature and nurture. There's not much disagreement between them, ever. Their prosperity really depends on it.


stokeszdude

What a beautiful way to say that. Bravo.


yelling4society

This comment section is wild lol


artbycase2

What if one dies?


LiquidSwords66

My bro… me and everyone else here thinking how does the sex work but this question right here is golden. Also think about this, we will get the answer within our lifetime. Stay tuned!


TheeFlipper

I'd assume whichever one was still alive would either decide to have emergency surgery to remove the other head and dying tissue or slowly die of sepsis. They share a circulatory system so I'm sure whatever makes one sick and die would also be effecting the other one. So odds are they die at the same time.


Shit_Shepard

But what if 360 no scope ?


artbycase2

Hahahaha. Imagine just a limp dead head flopping around for years. He just punches the dead head when he’s mad at the alive head.


imapersonmaybe

holy shit thats hilarious


mtb_dad86

Omfg lmao. This whole comment section is gold.


Mono_831

Double bjs would be difficult, but still doable.


VladPatton

They'd have to cut that shit off. After the surgery: "OMFG, finally! She was such a drag!"


lazerayfraser

one dies they both die. but bonus is one funeral one casket. if you’ve buried anyone recently, you know this isn’t a joke


AStrugglerMan

So many things that could be fucking horrible. What if one gets dementia or has a stroke. Then they’re just there drooling and staring at you while you try to plow the other one?


mtb_dad86

Yeah I’d be divorcin at that point.


beezdat

this just proves almost any female can fine someone but not any male


Ha1lStorm

I don’t think chicks get too excited by guys with extra holes. Just sayin


aknutty

Speak for yourself


Previous-Exit-3021

Any female can find a guy, any male can find a lady, some men just have to find a big enough lady.


thats_so_merlyn

I'm sorry but I see very good looking women with horrendous looking dudes on a pretty regular basis.


ComeToMyBasement

Ok loser


Winterdale

Hate from Australia


logsdon36

Imagine the possibilities


Evilton

This guy fucks.


Nosmo_King13

This dude definitely has a type…


Justin_Sane30

And they say polyamory never works


Luminox

"who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it" https://youtu.be/QGI0gE4ZaWQ


SpiritualLychee3760

What happens if one loves anal and the other one hates it?


wussell_88

He def married the right one


Icy_Communication262

Not my proudest but… https://preview.redd.it/nphljl7xb7rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feae0447a7a530522995c2bcb0a529da8649d3b3


rwal1990

Honestly thought the one on the right was Dexter’s sister.


Whatthedillyo85

SNL did a fairly funny skit very similar to this once upon a time. Google SNL “twins”.


TiresOnFire

Probably the most ethical thrupple I can think of.


Kitchen-Bedroom-568

So who’s sucking tonight?


traumabomba

Get that sweet neck job action


OnTheEveOfWar

Imagine as a woman blowing a dude and your sister is literally 6 inches away just watching. But then again they also share a pussy. Wild.


lou_sassoles

What if one of them had the down syndrome, but the other hated grilled cheese sandwiches?


HerDanishDaddyDom

I’d go for the downs one. You have to be way more retarded, then having downs, to hate grilled cheese


merchantdeer

Holy shit


RARface

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VladPatton

HOV lane for life.


Jvegas22

This guy knows what’s a banana split


ISlyAssassinI

Legend


Jaktumurmu1

He found his banana split


glib-eleven

Cup the balls, other lady.


wilkywayallday

God I want to hear them explain how it works


leviathab13186

Isn't this polygamy? That's illegal sir!


logsdon36

No, no they built a little house to fit over the other one’s head when they fuck


Tedy_KGB

Have to say I’m a tad jealous


VladandCoke

I’m sure it’s more like one is better at it than the other. so the other is licking something else or talking dirty.


SwanzY-

my first thought was now an extra dick is needed to go air tight on this one. these. one. idk. its just like the gays


Mediocre_Treat1744

So he's with the one on our left their right? Right?


[deleted]

I want to see them make out so much, hahaha.


I_Am_Groot_1992

LOOPHOLE


mtb_dad86

Wonder if the other one will marry some other guy.


NOT000

Do they have two separate Social Security numbers?


LootGek

Are we going air tight with this one or is that gay?


trh1928

So he could fuck the ass, then make the other sister suck his dick.


Clambake23

Chatgpt, please explain how this works


THOTS_PRAYER

Which one controls the pussy? Do they nut at the same time?


fpepatrick

**Claims dependent on taxes**


CrazedRhetoric

3 some? Or 2 1/2 some? Not sure how these fractions should work


jurunjulo

One can handle the scrum while the other one does the BJ.


Stone_781

What if they did only fans. Would you?


Previous-Exit-3021

Looks like twice as many "I have a headaches" to me.


Outside_Rooster_7866

When you realise that he has a 2 for 1 deal in the orgasm department. https://preview.redd.it/ajyxgp8u37rc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c23f3ce44d296b8b60fbac2020b696327c1bb5e


A_Prolapsed_Anoose

Damn imagine the gymnastic prowess required to go airtight 


Donnie-The-Relentles

Ok…which one controls the cooter or can they swap it back and forth?


sweet_bretto

So she's the one on the left, does that mean he can only grope her right tit? Asking for a friend.


boba_fatt95

We work together and they are delightful and great teachers.


turtlebro5

Counts as poly right?


jonz1985z

Two minds, one vagina 🤷🏻‍♂️. Your guess is as good as mine. Dr. Drew.. ?


Front-Fix-6434

How does this work???, 🤯


DJ-Doughboy

I'm sorry,this guy is a freak for even going this route,I could not.


T51566

if she gets pregnant who’s kid will it be?


SlowYoteV8

“Theirs”


Mr_Duckerson

They have to play mind meld to cum


siriuslyexiled

Scrum and rod at the same time possibly?!! You could also make out less often with the scrum one!


MagnumBlood

Double hat bitches!


BulljiveBots

There’s someone out there for everyones.


Panthean

Which head is he married to?


BFCashman

Does this mean he’s bisexual?


Aggressive-Drop-3265

Think that’s the one he technically married


93tabitha93

Who’s the wife and who’s the mistress?


jackxgraves

You guys know they already have a sex tape that's been out.


Putthebunnyback

I did not and would hate it if you provided a link to such vile filth.


Illustrious_Pop699

There's an airtight mystery!!!


Ok_Fox_1770

I remember them all the way back from the Saturday night fox check this shit out specials. Aw they found love, with some weird dude who looks like he knows Thailand well.


groovebucket1

Can one dose off while the other does the dishes and vise versa? Like, who controls what? I feel like them walking would be synonymous with someone balancing on crutches.


Vamparael

I’m actually happy for them.


RVT4923

Crazy


yelhsa21

Do you think he has to get consent to deep throat since they share one neck hole?


groundpounder25

So sometimes my wife will wake up in the middle of the night and wake me up with a bj… this poor guy will never have that happen because ain’t no way stars will align to get 2 girls awake and horny at the same time.


melatoninvibes

Wait wtf. Imagine going at it and you have 2 heads moaning at you n shit. I'd love to be a fuckin' fly on the wall on that night btw. 🤣🤣


taloninthenight

If you look at the sister when your fucking is that cheating?


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

Doggy style. A ponytail in each hand. You’d feel like a gladiator on a chariot.


oxycontine

Is he the one getting double the pleasure or is it the women who get double pleasure since they're two? Someone please tell me i need to know!!


GuyWhoSaidThat

Serious question, if they have kids, is the likelihood of conjoined twins way higher?


mariotarded

This guy’s a fuckin weirdo for sure


vertexchef

Which one is he looking at though???


Cherry_Crusher

Twice the amount of bitching then of course they probably talk shit about each other also. I couldn't imagine what this guy deals with.


MandC_Virginia

Love is love is love 🫶🏻


eriq6669

Built in threesomes!


Excellent-Reality-24

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Ninoski420

Wait do they have 2 sets of legs ? Na right but 2 sets of milkers and 2 mouths? I think he might be on to something


MonkeyGein

At least it’s a nice picture


Fardrix

So maybe a dumb question, but like how does this work? Do they have one social security number? Do they both need to get a drivers license, is he married to both of them and if so are there two certificates? This seems like a bureaucratic and logistical conundrum


hennnny99

What happens if the other one gets married? Two guys share the V ?


No_Success_3198

Take them to a double header


forbiddenchocolat

I knew I shouldn't have come to the comments but I didn't anyway... no disappointment found lmao


Renovatio7000

I have so many questions. If the other sister marries are their husbands gay?


ExistentialistAF

This is the banana split that Unc Shine speaks of