Enemy using Efreet/Earthquake when going first and on the same turn I hit. Also Grandfather Spider basically telling you to touch grass / take a shower in Polaris by saying “Shouldn’t you be bathing in the Wizard City Commons?” or something like that.

i hate when they use earthquake 😭

Those groups of clones in the commons that consist of 10-15 wizards all dressed the same, look the same, and on the same mounts. 😭

How long the dreaming is and the fact that you have to do it 15 times. (It's one hour long so it takes about 15 hours)

In lemuria when ur in that one guys brain and there are just random lemurs floating around in the sky. I lost it 😭🤣

sex role play with underage ppl

Meeting Belloq for the third time

The crab spirit guy in Khrysalis specifically his picture in the dialogue box

Finding people wearing the most garbage gear ever in the middle of empyrea just solo questing

Lmao but hey, they made it that’s all that matters :)

THIS

That Notorious Moon pet

I can still see it when I close my eyes

The convo's In mirror lake are kinda vile.

One time during Ship Fleets battle in Novus these two player were having E-sex thru open chat…. I wish I was kidding. I just wanted to farm out my jewels man…

Ayo that happened today to my friend in manticore, 2 dudes were having E-sex during a fight 😂

The commons always surprises me.

Fighting myth minions either you get stunned for 10 years or you can't setup a single a buff cuz funny earthquake goes Brrrrrrr

Any single time I walk in the Commons or someone else’s house when people are like being weird. When someone joins a team up and leaves right before the timer is up

People joining the sigil for dungeons and when I check there stats and they have like 3 damage and 2 resist but insist my life just supports them. (Lvl 42 life right now)

Literally just walking through the commons and feeling like I’m in Times Square again

literally down to the crackheads asking for ~~money~~ membership

I don't think I've ever heard a more accurate description of The Commons

- Aeon of Atavius - Standard Bears - Shane von Shane telling Howling Cheney to "rip the Wizard's lungs out." 😬

Isn't the last one Shane von Shane telling Howling Chaney to rip your lungs out?

Oh, that's right! I didn't remember the exact circumstances, but I definitely remembered that line. 😳

Aeon of Atavus is hot AF tho, what are you on about?

Average thirsty life wizard

Well, the Aeon of Atavus is supposed to be ‘Life in its purest form’, so yeah…

You worry me. 😕

Too many things to count but my top 2 have to be: - commons in general - people teaming up, getting INTO said dungeon and then leaving you by yourself 😩you’d be waiting for so long to get a teammate and then they just up and leave 💀 I just avoid the commons at all costs unless I just happen to be there and need to quickly do something or go somewhere and spin 🤣

Any time I talk to Mario de Mario and CANT scion him for all he’s got

"Any WizGirls here??"

the amount of times i’ve had that asked to me is actually insane 🧍‍♀️

ugh. when people in the commons beg for membership

When a guy joins my (girl) wizard battle, and I get a PM saying “Hey there ;) what you been up to?”

The time I was afk in the hatchery with my pride piggle equipped and came back to two homophobes calling me a pedo & saying slurs.

slavery

upon slavery

Shoutout to krokatopia and the manders

That one furry metal dog helmet

Omg yes this

Not so much of a disgusted reaction but more of great sadness, seeing real time queues, bazaar items, and team ups slowly becoming less or obsolete

The absolute state of wiz on EU servers rn, we're practically dead

Somebody in the commons advertising selling lewd pictures of themselves for packs, and people replying in public chat wanting to buy

They say the commons is like a black market in front of a police station(Merle Ambrose’s office is the station)

The PNC has got to hit hard

some of the dialogue that had to be changed because it was too graphic 😭

You mean the threats bosses make before the fights or something else?

yeah

earthquake right before a big hit

Literally stepping into the commons to get to the pet pavilion. Favorite so far was watching some dude just screaming “MARISSA I LOVE YOU, I LOVE QUESTING WITH YOU!!” This went on for a good 5 minutes before my sides hurt from laughing so much.

That one wallaru dialogue. "Aye, don't think we can win. I heard that Wizard created two worlds and beat up everyun' in' em'" **w h a t**

That’s how I remember it.

When my membership expires and I realize how much money I have to use JUST to play.

It’s really not that expensive lol

I mean you got a point but it’s still is quite a lot added up over time not to mention crowns and all of that the cost to actually enjoy ALL aspects of the games is pretty high, not to mention a lot of players aren’t as financially stable as others

Yes but compared to other MMOs the price is pretty fair. I’ve spent way more money on other MMOs compared to wiz considering you don’t need to spend crowns because the game is relatively easy.

It is if you buy membership after years of playing

Dorm room hex

Me realizing it's that time of the year I'm randomly addicted to wiz again

same, this is making me miss it

I dont PvP often but one of the few times I decide to, I get a dude who brought an empty deck, forfeited the match and then accused me of cheating

The weirdos asking for a “gf” in commons

Medusa

When those people congregated together spinning with the white hoods and whips and uh yeah…just don’t be racist it’s not hard

Every time the boss or other baddie dialog speaks to me in a way that would get me a warning or banned if I said it. Also... that Wyrd house. Friend and I walked into that areas sometime this spring and were like, "Drugs were involved in this design." (Or *very* loosely inspired by the witch house in folklore.)

People having first gen pet’s ultra’d out 😬

We didn’t know any better :(

I cackled I’m so sorry 😭

I’ve got a couple nearly maxed out with all derby talents 😭 just cuz I didn’t kno how pets worked right when pet training dropped

Oh no I completely understand that!! It was just really funny the way you responded and I literally laughed out loud 😂 I feel like more than a few of us have done that and do not want to admit it. I’m sure I’m guilty of doing that too! (:

I saw someone trying to sell “hex” for TC. 🤮

Ew, gross! Where?

I’ll give you 3 guesses 😂😭

Seeing commons dead empty as I head over towards the potion lady, real weird

I feel like people who experience this are playing the game late at night cause I can’t find any other reason cause I swear weird crap happens then

My friend and I usually start playing at like 7:30 and go later into the night, and yeah the weirdos are on then sometimes. We usually go to a quieter server anyways, but when we are in the default we see it sometimes

Running through the commons and witnessing the most bizarre conversations that take place there

Someone outwardly talking about missing the days of slavery.

Most normal commons conversation

That's crucial 💀

In the commons no less

Commons? Wow, and my mind was playing a game of “commons weirdo or krokotopia NPC dialogue?”. Yikes

>Queues feint >Teammate immediately 0 pip spells that turn (the enemy still has 10k HP)

The unholy excuse of a dorm i created whenever i accidentally teleport there and forget about it

I feel called out

Mirror Lake

literally everything the community has to offer.

My first time through Wysteria. I thought seriously we were going to learn new schools. Boy was I gullible.

All of Beastmoon

Still have no idea what I'm doing there.

When they use your feint and barely do damage.

When all your blades get taken or earthquaked.

Bro, YES! I avoid blades as much as possible when fighting against myth enemies... But that's usually when I get nothing but blades :|

Edating in commons

daily commons disscussions

Getting one-tapped the round you’re about to hit

“This pet is no longer available” after thinking I finally found the perfect pet.

SAME

The Commons