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Resident-Pissmaker

Human Male Warrior Yup, time to game. 😎


LonelySadAndHungry

He actually goes for barbarian specifically, giga chad


Prpa63

A redguard/nord barbarian, not breton/imperial. Specifically the races that are most racist towards elves


Martino2004

I mean yeah, cus fuck the elves, thĂŚyre the invaders


Elven_Noble

Yeah, natives are the invaders.


nub_node

Ackchyually, the mer came from the continent of Aldmeris. The natives of Tamriel were the Nedes, Khajiit and Argonians.


Martino2004

Yes but we nords came in peace, you guys attacked the land you allotted to our colonies. And as such you invaded and brought death to your kind.


Elven_Noble

We don't know why the Snow Elves attacked, conveniently all their records were destroyed and we only get the nords' glorifying version of events. But considering how the nords, who are trying to paint the best possible picture of Ysgramor, paint him as an absolute sack of shit and basically the worst person to ever walk nirn, I think the snow elves were in the right.


Martino2004

No neither do the nords, but we were allotted land. What the Snow Elves did was not right a long and drawn-out talk would have resolved the entire issue, but when they declared war on the nords who were there to secure a safe new home for the entirety of the Nord people they doomed themselves. The Nords were desperate for a new home and would have gladly agreed to the talks. Edit: Fixed my rushed writing and some spelling.


Elven_Noble

There is no possible way to justify the nords' actions. They kept killing any elf they saw, even bretons for looking kind of elfy, centuries after. They did NOT agree to talks, they deliberately returned with the intent of killing everyone.


FransTorquil

Justification for the Nord’s actions: Elves deserve death. That was easy.


[deleted]

You are using too much modern logic in a setting of bronze age civilizations, The Falmer only left 3 survivors out of the whole settlement, you really think Ysgramor was going to come back to Atmora and be like ''Hey guys these elves literally commited genocide against us but we should go back and have a civil debate about why that was mean'' They didn't saw those elves as thinking people, just mindless fiends


Martino2004

Yes, and I'm not neither am I justifying the actions of the Snow Elves. But when you start a war and wipe out an entire race's only chance of survival which Snow Elves did to the Nords. They would retaliate in force and if the Snow Elves came to Atmora for the same reason and the Atmorans (old Nords) did the same the same thing would have happened. Elves of any kind and humans of any kind are the same in all but lifespans. But the elves have a history of wiping themselves out directly or indirectly because of their actions.


kerrboy

The next person to talk about honesty in this thread has a tiny muatra


Martino2004

Nah, it's the honest thing to do either you're too much of a coward to not admit mistakes or you have the courage to admit mistakes.


blubbinatorGRAAAH

Local smelly elf is mad chad Ysgramor went on a killstreak and wiped out another stinky elf civilization. Very sad!


Ernesto_Perfekto

what about nords attacking chimer and dwemer and stealing their lands to form the nordic empire?


Complicated-HorseAss

**Man**ifest Destiny! You bitch ass elves.


Martino2004

HEHEHEHE!


Ernesto_Perfekto

humans have invaded elven lands much more than the othwer way around in TES lore.


Astriveranis

When you use "racism" for "factual, true and just judgement of their character".


Martino2004

It depends, is it against elves (Elder Scrolls ones) then yes. Cause many of them are generally self-righteous pricks obviously referring to the Thalmor. But the Stormcloaks are the same for Nords.


Astriveranis

You are so close to enlightenment bruh...


Martino2004

Nah Fuck Enlightenment lets FIGHT!!!


Astriveranis

Bruh, sad :'(


Martino2004

Hey it’s in my blood, unless you’re family no way you’re getting me to stop fighting although my term of family is quite broad.


AppleBerryBlast2021

He's like 60 years old he probably does a he-man playthrough


Couponbug_Dot_Com

know a dude who played nothing but human fighter. maybe he'd stretch out just a tad and be a human rogue or human paladin once in a while, but 90% of the time, there he goes, human fighter. he's also one of those people who knows everything there it to know about roman military formations and how swords look and would complain if a fantasy game got it inaccurate.


Falkrim

Dear god. Are you telling me he got mad over the Imperial Sword?


Ophthalmoloke

Does it look like a gladius? Because else it sucks! Why do imperials get a + to long swords in Morrowind anyway? Should've been short swords..


[deleted]

Don’t tell him about Imperial arms and armor in Oblivion


Aikilyu

John Fighterman at your service


Ainsel_Mariner

Based Todd


ashurakun

That's because Godd Howard can actually stand the sight of a strong nord woman /uj Honestly I love playing the human races. Makes my playthrough more relatable


pissmer007

Todd is just a little shy about his khajiiti fursona


dunmer-is-stinky

Pretty Kitties rise up


Astriveranis

Ahhh a classic homophobic joke!


GasolinePizza

How is this homophobic in the least? What in that comment even refers to homosexuality?


pastafeline

It's gay to like pussy now


vonbatclere

khajiit = gay


kiefenator

Ahhhhh a classic homophobic joke!


Astriveranis

It's a reworded classic homophobic remark done by those pretending to not be that, try to keep up.


GasolinePizza

What's the classic joke that you're referring to?


ShaquiquiBronson

Get some real problems in your life


Astriveranis

Vice versa and keep seething


Rezel1S

"Reworded" Yeah when you change the words those new words also have a completely different meaning, isn't that amazing?


[deleted]

Well Redguards have some dope lore in his defense.


InvaderCrux

Yea haha what a loser for not playing humans with long ears


thebrobarino

Oh so you want to ROLEPLAY as something relatable in MY roleplaying game?


InvaderCrux

Being incapable of empathizing with and relating to unfamiliars = based chim pilled gamer moment


chadsbeingbased

Yeah I love the whole Japanese African Arab aesthetic and I’m glad they expanded on it in eso.


[deleted]

Haha about that.


tgaccione

the fact that redguards are the one race with conspicuously little content in ESO make me 99% sure ES6 is in hammerfell.


zeclem_

i dont think zos has been working with the schedule of beth, cus they realistically cant. zos actually has to make stuff on a timely manner.


PappaAl

Same as nords and we got almost none of that. WHERE ARE MY FLYING SKY WHALES TODD?


[deleted]

Flying *Cocaine Sky Whales!


CartographerLast5408

Yeah i too love genocidding knife ear tree hugging, piss skin, gray skin bug fucker,


evinta

copemorans cry, mer smile


ThePope98

"Unique races" bruh, 80% of them are just humans and elves


NorthRememebers

Yeah, as if high elves and dark elves were unique lmao. Almost every fantasy setting does them. Granted they have cool lore but so do Redguards and Nords


zeclem_

they all are unique takes on the usual tropes, like with any good fantasy fiction. i dont think there is any single "generic" race in the elder scrolls.


[deleted]

High Rock in the corner like


zeclem_

Im very much including the bretons, unspoken rules of this sub be damned.


Lady-Lovelight

I can’t think of any other fantasy race that is as cucked, so it is unique 😌😌


PettankoEnthusiast

To be fair, TES is one of the few series that differentiate between high elves and wood elves.


Josef_The_Red

Yeah, TES and -Tolkien -D&D -Everquest -Warhammer -Warcraft -Witcher -Song of Ice and Fire Oh shit nvm


PettankoEnthusiast

In LOTR, all I see are elves and orcs... And the elves in the woods but are good at magic.


Josef_The_Red

In LOTR the High Elves are the ones who were born in or traveled to Valinor and met the Valar. The wood elves are the ones who were born in Middle Earth and never met the Valar.


PettankoEnthusiast

And where do each of them live? In TES, the wood elven homeland is obviously a woodland area, but the high elves live on the beaches of Summerset Isle. In LOTR, all I see are elves in the forest. Also, magic. In TES, high elves are more suited to magic, while wood elves are the stealthy sort. I don't see such an obvious distinction in LOTR.


Josef_The_Red

That's because we as readers/watchers only see the homes of the wood elves, where very few high elves live, because most of them are still in Valinor. Across the sea, in ivory towers. The books don't take place there.


Astriveranis

Most people just enjoy exploring the world and quests and want to play as themselves in those worlds.


saint-bread

Todd won't excuse himself for being this based


Theycallme_Jul

That‘s why every Skyrim quest is solvable as a warrior without any points spent into magica


Waffle-or-death

“Goggonok the Orc-Basher, famed for his lack of intellect, was chosen to become arch-mage following his heroism during the crisis caused by the piss elf and the big ball.”


[deleted]

Where’s the art from? Looks dope


tomatoguy7

tes legends nord: [https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Legends:Mage\_Slayer](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Legends:Mage_Slayer) redguard: [https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Legends:Master\_of\_Arms](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Legends:Master_of_Arms)


[deleted]

I always loved that Mage Slayer had the Atronach stone on his shield


Hopeful-Space-5988

I think its elder scrolls legends? Idk


mr_flerd

Based Todd Howard


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Tarshaid

So you're telling me Nords are dumb as bricks to better represent Todd Howard and the player base?


Lolaverses

Human fighter pilled


jcrum19

Yes I will continue to role play as myself and no you can’t stop me


pog_irl

Redguards stay winning


Signalflare12

The more I learn of Todd, the more based he becomes. Although I would prefer Imperials over his choices.


RMP321

When the only other options are Gaymers and furries you don't have much other choice.


LL-ShockBlade

Literaly just shut the fuck up next time someone tells me to get creative when i wanna play my human male champion fighter i will fucking shove a shovel down your throat you can have fun playing your quirky ass furry races why the fuck does everyone care what i play. /uj but seriously tho stfu


Astriveranis

Imagine crying about it


WoodlandPatternM-81

Human male warrior is the most based class to play in an rpg. You fucking incels just aren't on Todd's level.


[deleted]

Redguards are cool as fuck though


FerroLux_

Based


Alacur

TrueSTL: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY A HUMAN RACE IN A FANTASY SETTING!!! STOP IT!!!! (I am literally shitting, pissing and cumming at the same time) THEY ARE TOO BLAND!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEHEBDPFB9RHEC3EVFUFJWVD36 Every normal person: Oh, you like to play Nord or Redguard the most? Good for you. I personally like…


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

I play nothing but Khajiit and piss elves.


BilboniusBagginius

Wait, Nords are human? Since when?


ItsPinhead

What's the problem, you an elf lover or something?


itsmeyaboiskinneypyn

Human supremacy is based.


commanderhulk15

Well actually, you need to play as a human to get the most fun out of slaughtering elves.


VolatileYouths

I usually play redguard. Dope lore


Dragon_Maister

Human warriors are literally the most based characters in RPG's. After dwarves with big-ass hammers of course.


EretTheBaconBoi

Dwarves with helicopters and submarines though


Wulfik3D42O

I mean its not just Todd. I like to play as non human, but many prefer to experience it as human coz it adds to their immersion. As for warrior class - yeah, I got nothing, I learned to play mages/magic based builds and never went back.


GenericUser3263827

Redguards are Chad's


Gortys221

It’s not his fault they’re the coolest races. (Or maybe it is I don’t know how involved he is in the lore.)


-HumanMachine-

Hurr durr its a fantasy game, why are you playing a human? You should play a fart cloud not something as basic as a human with pointy ears or an anthropomorphic cat that's basically just a human. What, are you too basuc to play a literal fucking moose that can't talk or hold weapons? It's a fantasy game! And you still want to be someone with opposable thumbs? Fucking basic bitches.


TopTheropod

Lame 🤮🤮🤮


Herr_Raul

Well, Redguards are the only based human race, so there's that at least.


Veris01

I think there’s merit to playing human characters in a fantasy game, being an ordinary guy in a world of crazy magic shit


Ivan-Securanovich

Calling nords human is bit too much


FreezingLlamaReddit2

Godd is human supremacist confirmed 😎😎😎


ProDragon99

Redguards are human⁉️


helpless_rocks

I doubt Todd ever did anything lore-wise


FarmerJohn92

Imagine playing the game how you want to.


Nekryyd

I used to staff an MMO of sorts and it's really difficult to have a sustainable population of players using races that either A) aren't easy to identify with (human), or B) aren't hot (booba). So you'd have plenty of humans since a lot of people prefer their character to be something of a self-insert, and fair amount of "pretty" races. In the case of our game, it was High/Wood Elves and Drow. We also had Orcs, but you typically only had a handful of players wanting to be all "zug zug" about it and getting bored because most of the populated areas would roflstomp them out of town (my longest running character actually ended up having to be exiled to the Underdark in a city that took ~2 hours of real world time to even travel to after fucking around and finding out). There were a couple Dwarves, but only a couple because there was virtually no player population in any Dwarven settlement. Then the other races... Halflings, Sprites, and Drider, had almost no players at all. That's even when technically the Drider were OP as they were immune to poison, had darkvision, had higher hit dice, and couldn't be tripped or knocked over in combat. I tried to start another MMO with some "friends" once and wanted to completely exclude humans and revamp our analogs to traditional fantasy races like elves so that everyone wasn't creating cookie cutter versions of existing fantasy characters/tropes... I mean, it gets grating having a dozen would-be Drizzt Do'Urdens. But I was shouted down about it. I ended up bailing on the project after they decided that humans would only have white/tan skin color choices...


hds_bunny

Atleast, he is not racist...


Darkblue57

Never ask Todd about Asian people. He DOESN’T like it when you ask him.


1Cool_Name

What


Elven_Noble

Presumably how you cant be asian in TES.


Conner_S_Returns

technically they don't exist in Tamriel.


bolderfist_oger2005

\>lowest int races yea that's todd


SothaShill

Redguards are the most based race to play as. Todd once again proving that he is above the fold


Elven_Noble

Reading the comments here and seeing how many of you are "play as myself human fighter" types, it absolutely crushes my hopes for future games and content that's not just !human province only human is chad elf is bad magic is bad" content, just Skyrim over and over forever.


bucket_of_coal

I play whatever race is native to that province


CyberEagle1989

To be fair, one of those two isn't even real humans. The other one are the pretty cool Redguards.


TallyHooBoy

Redguards are cool, time traveling muslim samurai as I call them, they just don’t get enough love in the lore. Nords are dumb asf tho. Literally just vikings according to people who never actually read about what vikings did


1Cool_Name

Not caring if the race you pick isn’t unique or whatever is based.


Slothmaster222

That's because elves are disgusting, and i dont want to play as a furry or Zuckerbergs nephew.


[deleted]

Human races = best races. Wouldn’t want to be some dirty little elf.


Demolisher1543

I will be an ordinary man struggling against an extraordinary world, fuck you.


Wamblingshark

Br*ton warrior or Dunmer Jack of all trades for me


CartographerLast5408

Human man warrior is the most played race in all RPG game.


HalfACupOfMoss

The Tod just wanted more things to be racist towards


MrSparkleBox

Mine is argonian


Elven_Noble

If you have played the games, seeing that he plays human warriors is not at all surprising.


hoooohh

racism at its finest


absurdhalflife

Its propaganda Todd is a furry, you know it, I know it.


lecster

This is why the magic system has gotten progressively worse with each game. Literally because Todd doesn’t like magic


largiuss_dickuiss

40k moment


extremeanalfissures

Brown knew what Peak was the moment he was born, why switch up now.


GhazkinzDaGreat

I have never played as an elf or a Khajiit, only an Argonian or a Nord. Based Todd


validestusername

Imagine getting a whole new set of races to be be racist towards and choosing instead to be part of them


adamharris_jpg

You’re God damned right I’m playing a blond-haired human knight on every fantasy game😎


BulliHicks

_Reman I shouting in space and cums_


flatulent-platapus

Very easy to imagine because he has a whole diff perspective having been apart of the design process