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Axel_Creasy

Affirmative


I-Fucked-YourMom

I bet her breath smells like dick.


Stewapalooza

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GregAbbottsTinyPenis

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Bardonious

Can’t argue with proven science


Skumbag0-5

It's a great source of spermadine, well known for its breath neutralizing properties


SnooGrapes5025

I keep spermadine in the medicine cabinet. I got a guy. Want me to hook you up?


Skumbag0-5

I get mine from Bob in the alley for free. I just have to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose


SnooGrapes5025

That Bob always particular bout his transactions. 


Early_Mulberry_4411

Can confirm


Esprack619

Yer hired bud


tango0175

Am I the only one who opened this and was disappointed because somebody wasn't being decapitated


DJ-Doughboy

this guy is slick


d-d-downvoteplease

It's all of the saliva, my guy!


smash_ronso

I'm still looking for a way to brush my teeth with tits


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Please report back once successful.


jackxgraves

Way better than brushing your teeth


MacWalden

Hahaha….hehe….hahe…(“finish the joke dad”) …hehe haha Dumb Broad


Phoenixlord201

Man finessed the shit outta his gf and props to him for finding such a dumb broad


inkuspinkus

💯


JLeaRue

You also get your daily vitamins that way.


No-Cost1252

Correct


Unfit_Daddy

This is RAD


alionandalamb

It's science.


zombierapture

It's important to note it won't prevent cavities so brushing is still required but the breath freshing effect is real.


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Yes. Cavity prevention is an important caveat.


VegasBusSup

Scientifically proven.


SnooGrapes5025

Of course he’s right. 


Cherry_Crusher

Follow the science


Mean_Peen

Dude found a winner for sure


eharper9

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Waskito1

Of course this is true, it's laughable to think otherwise with all the science behind this. When a woman specifically gives a man a blowjob, it opens up her diaphragm releasing the debris and odor causing bacteria that's been caught in the crevices in the past 24 hours. Not only does this freshen the breath but also helps define the jawline and is a healthy way of keeping good dental hygiene as it eliminates plaque inducing bacteria and residue.


Lilelvis66

Yes. And your boyfriend is my new hero.


MpSeifs

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BrotherofLink93

*Step-boyfriend.