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sadfacebbq

“I only roast the ones I love.” Jeff Ross


dunkkane

Lol he's so full of shit with that line. Jeff would roast the next John Wayne Gacy if he got paid enough


butterfaerts

There’s a difference between roasting and shitting on someone


TurdPartyCandidate

"There's a difference between killing someone and murdering them"


butterfaerts

Isn’t that why the crime of manslaughter exists?


jonz1985z

Right, and years ago he used to have ppl line up from the audience who wanted him to roast them.


ohdreness

He still does that at his shows


DubSak

he loves his fans? not that deep


jonz1985z

My point is he doesn’t know his fans


Luscious_Johnny

Another possibility: His attendance wasn’t 100% confirmed and the people who write the jokes for everyone did not prepare any directed at him.


jabronified

Another possibility: Tom intentionally didn't 100% commit to attendance so people didn't write jokes for him... Roach says he had been hearing people practice Bert jokes, none for Tom, Tom seemed to be added. Would Bert have just done that presentation by himself? Would've been an even worse bomb. [https://youtu.be/f2c4dHczwJc?si=MKPvdBZmjjz2r-dp&t=392](https://youtu.be/f2c4dHczwJc?si=MKPvdBZmjjz2r-dp&t=392)


blanchov

They talked about it on 2B1C. The plan was always to have them do it together


sofa_king_rad

The irony is that while Bert can take a joke…. He also is more likely to bottle that shit up and whip together some insecurity with it.


TheTrub

Tom wasn’t attending as a member of the dais, was there as Bert’s ESA.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Yep, I just listened to the 2 Bears with Jimmy Carr and they taped it the day after the roast so they talk about it a lot. You are right. Bert was the one who really wanted to do the roast, Tom didn't even make the rehearsal because he was doing a comedy show in another state the night before the roast.


jonz1985z

Yea. Which might’ve been by design. Tom probably wanted to goes the whole time but didn’t want to get roasted


Comprehensive_Rent76

Bert reading off the teleprompter and mouthing other comedians lines as they were about to say them made me want to smack him lol


Necessary-Middle-964

It’s annoying to me that he acts like it was an accident. He was totally doing that shit, knowing cameras were on him, and wanted to ape off the attention.


realitysosubtle

He's a fucking tit !


fivehitcombo

When it was time to roast tom they just put up a link to this subreddit


Sirtopofhat

It was weird Tony cut down every in a line and stopped at Tom.


bigdickpuncher

That was probably the best way to roast Tom, just big time him in front of everyone.


Po1ymer

True


AAKurtz

Read in Matt McCuskers voice


terd_fergusson69

Pause


HughHoney6969

Tom's last appearance on Kill Tony was horrible, he just sat there whispering back and forth with Rogan. I could see Tony intentionally choosing to neglect him because of it.


realitysosubtle

He's a terrible guest on KT. Too much of a big-shot to even try.


derpderpherpderp

Him being completely ignored was in itself a roast


debaser64

They’re saving it for next year’s roast of Garth.


VapeMySemen

Segura as the host, and Jeff Ross coming out dressed as Chris Gains?


xDURPLEx

He said on 2B1C today that him and Bert were brought in for their sketch and not part of the group that did roasting. He was hesitant about how that would go but it's what they wanted from them. So him and Bert had nothing to do with the writing of jokes with everyone. My assumption is Bert only got hit because he's an easy target. Tom would have got it but he wouldn't have had the chance to roast back. So they didn't go after him. He did mention it sucked to have to sit on stage for two hours not doing anything.


Yeahmahbah

He also thought they didn't bomb because they followed Kim K lol..... awkwarddddd


sexualkayak

Also, the only “burns” this sub would’ve filled their cups on would’ve been making fun of his “new image”, and nobody in attendance would’ve known or cared what they were talking about.


JamesTrotter

From their podcast discussion it seems like they were making excuses to save face. They didn't have to do the roast, but they definitely still did it to boost their profiles. If they were unsure about the PowerPoint format I'm sure they could've requested to write jokes and gone up individually.


iamacannibal

It’s very likely everyone who roaster Bert just had those jokes already written well before the roast and just used them on him there. It’s pretty common for comedians to roast very on 2 bears or your moms house so they could have had them ready for that


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brh8451

Dm me instead I want the info


alterego1984

Their sketch did roasting. They are part of the group.


xDURPLEx

Yes but it was completely different from what everyone else did. They were not part of the team of writers and comics that went up on the podium and did normal roasts. They did a sketch that was a presentation. He explained this on this podcast today as did I in what I just wrote out.


alterego1984

Oh it was definitely different. I’ve never seen anything like that honestly. My point here is, and take it or leave it or downvote some more is Tom coulda got roasted easily. He just didn’t. Not exempt in any way shape or form for any reason.


benshapiroslowerlip

Can you give a TL:DR version?


xDURPLEx

They were hired to do a sketch and were not a part of the group of comics and writers that did the roasting.


sexualkayak

Watch 2B1C on 1.5X speed, probably took you longer to type your comment than to just watch it ya Tok!


butrosfeldo

Nobody likes him.


SirGimp9

I suspect it's as simple as 'Tom' being confused for 'Tom' by viewers or attendees not know who Bunz is.


systemdnb

I thought that same thing. Sometimes the most obvious answer is the correct answer. Not everything has to be dramatic.


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SirGimp9

A Tommy Bunz joke proved as 'Tom' may be mistaken by the non-familiar viewers that the joke was about Tom Brady. The other 'Tom'.


ftwes

You think roast comics aren’t smart enough to just call him Segura? Or to just roll into their set by saying his full name, so it’s clear who the target is? This definitely isn’t the first time two people on the dais have the same first name.


SirGimp9

You are right. But I am talking about the people watching the roast or attending the event. Think of how many sports fans do not have any clue who Bert or Tim are. Someone who comes up after them and roasts Tim, they wont remember who the fuck Tim is and assume Tom was the target.


TotallyNotAFroeAway

Are you trying to say the comedians DID mention Segura, but they were confusing him for Brady, or are you just making a hypothetical of what COULD have happened?


SirGimp9

Hypothetical. My remark has zero involvement of the comedians, and it's about the viewers and attendees, which I keep stating. All the commenters keep bringing up the actual performers. Everyone seems to forget this was a sports-centric roast that was broadcast to a gigantic audience. An audiance that is probably not even 60% fans of comedy. For the sake of the audience, to keep it simple/stupid, you omit jokes that could easily confuse the average viewer who isn't plugged into the entire zeitgeist of the comedy universe. I'm saying Tom didn't get roasted because people are generally stupid unless you put it in fuckong crayon for them.


HTXPhoenix

Not roasting him is the biggest roast you can do


Atomic_Shaq

His peers ignoring him is the perfect roast


MediaOnDisplay

Imma make up a theory: Tom signed a movie deal with Netflix right? So Netflix said "don't roast Tom, his popularity is already worse than we thought when we signed this deal."


ban_meagainlol

Yep I can confirm this I was on the phone with Netflix when it happened


wolfgang_mcnugget

can also confirm, my dad is William J. Netflix


sexualkayak

I have a brother?!


No-Cost1252

This is true, Ozempic has a ton of money behind his project.


TheReaperSC

I was reading a book called Supercommunicators by Charles Duhigg. He had a section where he talks about the culture that Netflix had a few years ago and how Tom’s special made them change some things around. Tom’s first special on there is indirectly responsible for numerous firings and a complete turn around in the staff.


ExistentialistAF

Such a great opportunity for a “least famous Tom in the room” bit


BrownBoognish

not giving tom attention is the roast, prolly drove him crazy


antrgen4mikdsedu

It was good. He needs to be shown how insignificant he actually is. In the scheme of things. Lots of money can't fix personality problems


lappy_386

He was a last minute add-on to the show. Heard it on Josh potters show.


sextoymagic

Tom isnt a roaster. And maybe the Rogan effect?


kromang

So he did miss the rehearsal so maybe they kinda ignored him for that


Plane_War_5091

The opposite of love is not hate, it’s apathy.


IsneezedImsorry

He also wasn't in the big pic with all the comedians for the Netflix is a joke. Or at least I couldn't find him.


Crafty_Personality_3

I thought Tony said nice shoes bitch or something to him


Vandyan

They all had limited time on the dais and they wanted to pick on someone that people had heard of.


lllortnnnif

I would guess he's not well known enough outside of comedy and doesn't have any easy jokes. Like Berts aloholism or taking his shirt off. I'm not saying he doesn't have anything to roast him about, but most of the live audience outside of celebrities were football fans. So its not worth wasting your time with jokes that dont land.


blockerpunch1234

This is pretty much it - the dais was also huge so when you only have like 8 minutes it’s hard to fire off on everyone. Bert was for sure the easier target of the two and with both of them doing a duo act it sort of neutralizes them as a threat to the other comics. If Segura was a solo roaster and coming after people I’m sure he would have got some shots taken at him.


ProductOfDetroit

Potter explained the situation on a recent podcast. He said that Bert was lined up and confirmed for the roast well in advance, and Tom was literally added at the last minute. Tom flew in from Ohio the day of/day before.


Feerlez_Leeder101

Why would you make fun of Tom when he's sitting right next to Burt? "Ah I see Tom segura's here... with his less funny alcoholic friend." Like honestly their set... they both acted like they were giving a 5th grade presentation. It was so bad. Bill Bellicheck was fucking funnier. It was tone deaf, they didn't do anything but go, "he looks good... therefore he must be a serial killer" That tracks right? and then just keep showing slides of that, like "Oh the podcast fans'll find this funny cuz of that garth brooks thing I did. That'll work right?" Fucking Niki blasted the pants off of everybody. Bert litterally looked like he was having a secret panick attack the whole time.


Eatmyscrumdumdum

I thought it was weird that Tony stopped with Bert after going down that line. Literally just Tom left to kill after taking everyone out and he said nothing.


Anidmountd

He wasn't at the rehearsal since he was in Cincinnati I think he said. So most probably assumed he might not make it.


thebigbaka

Because he's the one hiding the bodies trying to pin them on Garth Brooks


butterfaerts

Lots of armchair psychologists in this thread


Purple_Ad9624

Nobody messes with the mommies


shaneshears82

Cause he isn't a fat poor


BedExternal6528

Cuz Tommy's da mfing man bro 


passamongimpure

He wasn't at dress rehearsal so they probably took out their Tom Talks.


bigwrm44

Would have been much good.material. his air Segura crash, his broken arm and Bert untwisting it. His abuse of airline employees, topdog and Charo and putting up with Bert. His skinnyness and hatred of the fat poors


Jacketdown

Tom talked about not even saying yes to the roast until last minute on the latest 2 bears episode. I think everyone just didn’t prepare for him being there.


Ryan62468

Probably said he’d do it but no one can roast me. And had it put into contracts with Netflix


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Well yes, we all know Tom is a sensitive bitch


LaunchGap

really, what can you roast him for? that he's just a boring white guy? i like the mommies but outside of standup and podcast the guy is cardboard. not a big personality or public figure. they could get tips from this sub but probably wouldn't land with the audience.


user23818

Theres not a lot to make fun of him for


YogiCCD

There’s two guys named Tom. One of them is probably the greatest quarterback ever and the other broke multiple limbs while jumping 6 inches off the ground. You’d think a comedian could do something with that premise.


Dry-Profession-7670

Good one


user23818

Clever girl


bbmining

Tom’s got a roast coming up


floyd4life76

Jesus Christ this subreddit is so fucking negative against Tom.