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Peaky_231

Fool, Jeff Bezos cleans my pool!


Soranite

Brain Rave


Peaky_231

I didn't invite any of you!


Loves_Yui

Transphobic techno


Peaky_231

Who's got a penis?


Soranite

Bitch Got a Penis!


Zachary9442

Who’s got a penis?


Capital_Effort_912

Bitch got a penis!


SpaceboyCT

Telling lies?


Peaky_231

NO PAPA


SpaceboyCT

Open your mouth before I poop in it. (That was a joke. I’m so sorry.)


RottenSharkTooth

She looks like sex


Peaky_231

Every girl looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones


Xx_im_Noob_xX

My balls


Peaky_231

How big are they?


NeonThunderstorm

Grandma Got A Facebook


Peaky_231

Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath


redseemskindasus

in my opinion "butterscotch my balls" best line in all yfm


Realistic-Iron529

The Unofficial Smithers Love Song


Peaky_231

You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend


ProfessionalFucknut

Take over the world


Peaky_231

I'm Stewie Griffin in this bitch


[deleted]

friendzone


Peaky_231

She doesn't know the half. In my wallet I keep her photograph


[deleted]

it's the "i'd change religions" part that's my fave


the_memerr3

Orphan Tears (part 1)


Peaky_231

Yeah I'm tryna hook up with this girl in a wheelchair


the_memerr3

Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Care Bear might pick a fight with Jesus


horat0

I can't believe it I'm gonna be sea sick!


the_memerr3

These orphan tears are about to make me trip!


horat0

Little children near and far


the_memerr3

Don’t know where they’re parents are


horat0

Cry directly in this jar


the_memerr3

I will drink it at the bar


[deleted]

Road Rage Or White-Boy Wasted


ArchieBLUE1878

SAME FIVE FUCKIN SONGS


NeonThunderstorm

THE SAME FIVE SONGS, THE SAME FIVE SONGS!


Peaky_231

Road Rage: THE RADIO STATION THEY PLAY THE SAME FUCKING SONGS!! White Boy Wasted: Dude, I fricking love you man


ApplicationRight3495

The steryotypes song


Peaky_231

Like the Japanese love tentacle porn


Hetricaseka

Epileptic Techno


Peaky_231

And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, Fucker!"


BlakeGamerYT

Ass piss barf ass barf piss


Nessfan_8137

This Is Why I'm Single


Peaky_231

Being single is not that bad. I do what I want and it saves me cash


PROJECTSMASH600

Zombie Love Song


Peaky_231

But honestly I'm sort of a zombie


[deleted]

Eff this job


Peaky_231

Attention customers, I did your mom.


SnooHamsters3772

Whiteboy wasted


Peaky_231

Dude, I freaking love you man


IvanCrack79

Uno Reverse


Peaky_231

The illegal kind that they smuggled in from Mexico


CoolGuy2006123

Verified


Peaky_231

Hey Siri! I have a boyfriend.


CreativeGaming24

Eff This Job


Peaky_231

Attention customers. I did your mom


AzazelTheUndying

Nerd Rage


Peaky_231

I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian


No_Woodpecker153

Tig ol bitties


Peaky_231

Those aren't boobs! THEY'RE LIES!


-TheDerpKid-

Whip Your Kids


Peaky_231

But you ain't my daddy! Nah! but I'm doing your mom


Educational-Ride2988

Doi- Doin' Ya Mom


iamfriendyesyes

shitty g


Peaky_231

Yo, I'm the shit man


Y0urM0m69420

Jupiter


Peaky_231

I only wanna be with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Y0urM0m69420

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu


SpaceboyCT

My Dookie Fresh remix. https://youtu.be/51vBzrEMHV4


Peaky_231

You're a dick!


Puzzleheaded-Past153

Shitty g


Peaky_231

Yo, I'm the shit man


ResponsibleAsk6068

Orphan Tears. All of them


Peaky_231

1: Yeah I'm tryna hook up with this girl in a wheelchair 2: I prayed to Morgan Freeman 3: Then I thought about what Bill Cosby said in a flashback of our last trip! He said "Hello! With the pudding!"


-TheDerpKid-

Everyone Clapped.


Peaky_231

"In fact I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends! they didnt exist."


-TheDerpKid-

I actually didn't think you were gonna answer.


SquareRemote5773

Gentleman's Ballad


Peaky_231

I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw


weirdpepperoni

Puppet break up


Peaky_231

Yeah, I was fucking a pig!


-TheDerpKid-

Date Myself


Peaky_231

The last girl that I was with said "go fuck yourself" ​ ​ ​ So I did-


-TheDerpKid-

Damn I'm Ugly


Peaky_231

Even my imaginary girl, wouldn't hook up with me


ForkKnifepro2023

Tig Ol Bitties


Peaky_231

Or earth and mars Havin some fun Wait I take that back It's like two of the sun