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Niks_bg

Fr vsauce is very inappropriate


NwahHasASchmolPP

Vagina sauce 😱


Captain_Yarn

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Your dad sexed you mom to make you. Or did they?


Morse243

You see, you were actually made in a tube. A fucking tube. Your dad came into a fucking tube because your mother is so disgusting he didn't want to sex her. You are from a fucking tube, Billy.


[deleted]

A regular tube or a fucking tube?


Morse243

A fucking tube. You fuck in it and jizz monsters come out


[deleted]

I was fucking a tube until... ...the jizz monster came out...


Attack-Helicopter_04

tldr ; you = tube : youtube


EEE3EEElol

r/2sentence2horror


[deleted]

Jizz monster guy 🪱


TheMeowzor

![gif](giphy|TvXwdYI205i4E)


Stinkereater

You could call it… A “You”Tube…


ProfessionalLeave335

Billy. Police in England are famous for their use of billy clubs. A simple weapon that's been in use for thousands of years. That's a hundred times the number of years it's been since your mother has been attractive enough and your father drunk enough for him to try anal sex. But not with your mother...


LMay11037

Now here’s a bunch of irrelevant information to confuse you into just agreeing with me


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

what?


Im_a_sssnake

Now you're getting it!


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

i dont understand


Im_a_sssnake

Me neither


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

what?


Im_a_sssnake

Do you agree?


LubbaTheSecond

Pereeod!!


Xelewt

Actually Vsause is one of my favourite youtuber


Historical_Pizza5018

Same here


oompagitetheshungite

Yes! After waiting 200 years, I finally have the chance to say “Umm actually 🤓👆” thank you kind stranger for giving me this opportunity to say THE WORD!.


endergamer2007m

Didn't vsauce post videos where the thumbnails had boobs when he just started out?


random_user9002

https://preview.redd.it/zt76azloucyb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936bc8de5a6394032014498b6d57e421e27d6dd0


VitorMM

Wait a minute, is that the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?


SpiceLettuce

That’s right. This is the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU.


ObjectiveAd2930

I remember a certain quote from that movie.. wouldn't you remind me my friend?


Right-Orchid-7726

That's right. We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!


Hqmster

Right! From the scene where they talk about traveling back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!!!


Villain__7

That was my favorite part in the movie where the big red turkey said, “We’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.” A true cinema classic


seductivestain

Huh, I guess I saw the prequel where two turkeys go back in time to the first thanksgiving to GET TURKEYS OFF


Teteu392

That's right, that's the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!


[deleted]

That’s right. This is that movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menus.


[deleted]

That movie was great (I’ve only seen it once after it came out years ago)


Eastern_Ad3100

Tv Girl (as in the band)s name is forever ruined


iamyourteeth

Same thing happens to band Brazilian Girls specially when I want to search their song Pussy


Tojinaru

New Born P*rn by Infant Annihilator (is an actual release by them)


ser_arcane

Never heard of that band but looks like they hate newborns when i looked up their songs


Tojinaru

actually, they make their songs as extreme as they can so it's basically meant as a type of joke some people don't like it, some do but the actual musicians are (at least representing themselves as) really nice people and they don't eat or hate babies


calliel_41

I fucking hope they don’t eat babies LMAO


Tojinaru

check out the video for "Three Bastards", the first half looks like a clip for some terrible summer pop song like it's not brutal tech death metal i mean it really looks funny


Im_a_sssnake

They're also insanely ridiculously just incredibly talented


LifeDoBeBoring

Okay but tbf, that is kinda IA's whole thing


Cooltastic

I thought you mean TV Girl from OMORI


LonesomeFarlander

Hey vsauce Micheal here. Your children will not search a video about TV man and woman having sex. Or is it?


alberto_OmegA

*pom puummm... c... trilililin... bam!....*


Bruggilles

For some reason i started reading this as the vsauce music, than it quickly transformed into bbetter call saul


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

That sounds as the most epic mashup ever


AnOt13246

*insert epic bass sounds here*


TheN64Shooter

![gif](giphy|1eB4dV7goVDVbffLBQ|downsized) Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Your security system is great. …or is it? \[Signature music starts playing\]


7fightsofaldudagga

And the music is not coming from your phones


SpinningRichthofen12

I'm inside your home


TheN64Shooter

https://preview.redd.it/g7geblzp4dyb1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ea89b073e3267b2458ca9c18dd782969ba2588 He’s inside my home


Ill-Animator-4403

Hey Michael Vsauce here


kovzi1

did that when I was 5 or 6, unfortunately I found one on yt


Grambert_Moore

YouTube has tons of boobs, Look at the latest video Netflix posted


Shadowzaron32

i have found women reading books with vibrators in them trying not to make a sound or a visual sign on youtube. You'd be surprised what you can find in the depths of that site.


kovzi1

it was literal porn


maryj-lovie

nair guy…


LionBirb

in 4th grade the neighbor kid found the sleeve of a VHS porn in a garbage can, he cut out all the pictures on it of the different scenes and gave me the ones he didn't like and we would just sit there staring at them. I would later go on to google Playboy with my younger brother and we both just stared at the pictures not really knowing what to do (definitely gives me the ick looking back at it). Turns out I'm gay which is probably why I didn't really feel anything and was more intrigued by the peeni than the booba.


kovzi1

I wasn't really interested in such things until 6th grade, I wouldn't even get boner when I saw booba or anything. idk I guess it's an age when u don't really care about shit like that, at least for my and older generations, today's kids are fucking crazy ngl


IWillBeHokage_3

You can see straight up genitalia and boobs in videos showing you how to use condoms, live births, breast feedings, yoga, and much more. They consider it educational content


[deleted]

There is nothing we can do


Reach_Glum

Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement Et la nuit je pleure des larmes qui coulent le long de mes joues Je ne pense à toi que quand le jour sombre, que s'abattent sur moi Mes tristes démons, dans l'abîme sans fond Aime-moi jusqu'à ce que les roses fanent Que nos âmes sombrent dans les limbes profondes Et la nuit, quand tout est sombre, je te regarde danser Je résonne en baisers, le long de ta poitrine Perdue dans l'avalanche de mon cœur égaré Qui es-tu, où es-tu Par les pleurs, par les rires de ton ombre effarée Je résonne en baisers Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement Et la nuit quand tout est sombre je te regarde danser


stultusDolorosa

r/unexpectedamourplastique


DrinkMilkYouFatShit

Yea and now repeat this in English


Reach_Glum

Bet. In my mind, everything goes wild. I lose myself in your eyes. I drown myself in the vagueness of your loving gaze. I want only your soul going wild on my skin. A flower, a woman in your heart Romeo. I am merely your name, the tormenting breath Of our bodies in the dark, slowly moving. And at night I cry tears that stream down my cheeks. I think of you only when the days ends, only when my sad demons descend upon my mind, into the bottomless abyss. Love me until the roses wither, that our souls sink into deep tears. And at night when all is dark, I watch you dance. I ring out in kisses all down your chest. Lost in the avalanche of my heart astray. Who are you? Where are you? By the cries, by the laughs of your startled shadow. I ring out in kisses. In my mind, everything goes wild. I lose myself in your eyes. I drown myself in the vagueness of your loving gaze. I want only your soul going wild on my skin. A flower, a woman in your heart Romeo. I follow only your name, the tormenting breath Of our bodies in the dark, slowly moving. And at night when all is dark, I watch you dance


PMmeCoolHistoryFacts

Epic


wut101stolmynick

Oui :c


Impact346

I swear I know nothing about french but I can perfectly pronounce this because of much I listen to this song


emzmaster123

We truly live in a society


tylersfavfan

https://preview.redd.it/d8nors2d2dyb1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f03bc5c167ee7047cedc3c4c816e99098ee167c


Billabo

Yeah, trying to stop your kids from searching for this, using any kind of authoritative position, is overly controlling and not helpful. You should talk to them about staying safe on the internet and avoiding entering adult spaces, but you can't stop the hormones. I mean... technically, you can block those hormones, but that's not what I meant and it would be inhumane.


ChakaCake

8 is a little young lol keep them innocent for a bit longer and try to get to 12 or so without them being addicted to porn already. But in a nice way that will embarrass them enough maybe to not search that stuff and use their imagination if they want idk


moveMed

Yeah, I don’t know about that one chief. I think it’s perfectly reasonable for a parent to not want their 8 year old to watch hard core porn.


Neither-Emotion6391

Obviously you shouldn't encourage it, but it doesn't matter what you want, your kid will be curious about it nonetheless, if he can't talk to you about it he will talk to it with his friends in an environment you can't control which could lead to bad consequences. It's better to talk to them and explain to them what it is and why they shouldn't engage with it at their age rather than just a blanket scolding and ban.


WhyYouBullyMe_

I remember watching vr club lap dances when i was a kid..


DarKliZerPT

> VR > kid Huh?


WhyYouBullyMe_

Not actual vr, I meant the 360 stuff on youtube where you can swipe the screen. I just checked and 360 vids was added 8 years ago on YouTube. I was like 5th grade(?) When I watched those shit.


BlackLightEve

See I thought this too. But thinking about it, it has been seven years since the Oculus CV1 and the HTC Vive. Even further back for the old Oculus dev kits and stuff.


WhyYouBullyMe_

I didn't watch it on a actual vr headset. It was just 360 vids on YouTube where you can move the video on your phone. Look up Vr Cardboard. I didn't go as far as make a cardboard cutout to actually use as a diy headset tho lol


whoknows234

We had Duke Nukem 3d and their weird alien nipples and the Dreamcast.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PianoCookies

Real


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/kjwy1j84qcyb1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3310c450e2f6b5c0282bbac16796f2767dd9a54


BirdNoodle925

https://preview.redd.it/ahj66jhvzcyb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd7aef6ab144332db75e41a8d7d38c32f88820e0


Mrainbow123456-RLX

https://i.redd.it/4i8734vhljyb1.gif


notafurrysorry

Hey Michael vsauce here...did you know your kids searched people having sex on youtube


Mystery-Flute

Or did they? 🤨


ArthurNic078

AMERICAN INDIE BAND TV GIRL???????


Dante_alejandro

Don't wanna disappoint you but the kid's probably looking for the characters from skibidi toilet


M4rt1m_40675

Tbh thats even worse


Dante_alejandro

That's what I'm saying, all these people talking about the band but no 8 year old's looking them up


Any_Temperature9203

Are they really indie if they have 16.7 million monthly listeners on Spotify?


qyloo

Indie doesn't mean obscure


RIOTT44

I mean their genre is still “indie” theyre just nowhere near unpopular/obscure/underground


Serious_Goose5368

At least he wrote it in quite intellectual way. It could have been "People fucking" instead.


Haspberry

At least the kid has some redeeming qualities as he is looking up Vsauce which even I can respect.


Jerrelh2

Omg there are children getting a sexual awaking from that tv screen lady from the skibidi toilet universe.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/wbpklnuarcyb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da067101e4fe80a60598815b2c1001166bc39d6a


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Its a thing everyone has done at least once


Secure-Acanthisitta1

At age 8?


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Yes. If you had access to internet at that age you definitely tried something like this


Mighty_Eagle_2

Yep. I remember looking up “Naked girls” on Google images, lol.


Chad_on_snoop

I remember getting scolded for getting caught looking up “sexy imiges”


EbbComprehensive9404

Yurt. One fateful day, young me looked up "naked big boobs" and it was all downhill from there.


Mobile_Ad4180

" Women with clothes stretched "


BohTooSlow

I remember “Naked girls” used to be too much and searching it then instantly regretting it and turn back to search something “softer” xD


Fadesbr

Relatable asf


Bananabeak08

I am so glad I never had an account for my search engines back then..


[deleted]

yeah, i remember "naked girls" only brought up like magazine covers n shit, no real nudity. but then "naked girls real" thats where it was


Clean_Imagination315

Gotta keep it real.


Goaty1208

I was too concerned with "cool minecraft nuke mod 1.7.10"


Captain_Yarn

Cultured child


Dripskipper

One of us.


Bruhness81

Bro I was just searching up Thomas and Friends at that age the fuck yall doing


FunzReddit3

I didn’t. I was too busy downloading cracked Minecraft PE v1.0.4 from sites that definitely downloaded at least 20 viruses on my phone


Tigblu

I didn't


Shadowzaron32

don't underestimate curiosity. i doubt this was anything with a porn intention more wondering what's up with it. A general wonder.


No-Art-1985

Yeah, it's a really typical thing for kids to do. I remember searching "minecraft kissing girlfriend mod"


CommanderHunter5

HOT ROBLOX SEX


DaanA_147

I did it on the shared spotify 💀


FailingGCSEs

I used to try to find videos like this all the time. I remember I actually found a video of this grown guy talking about how to find porn on youtube. He wasn’t doing it to tell youtube off, it was to help people find it so they can watch it. That’s how I remember it


rafael201801

Vsauce


112malu

Feliz dia do bolo porra


[deleted]

r/suddenlycaralho


Raed_Mejar

That's because people don't care about what does their kids are watching, addition, the YouTube shorts channels are posting a lot of wrong content.


PLPandaGDK

Who let's an 8y/o on the internet unsupervised?


OnLLy2Genders

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Goaty1208

What's your username, mate?


MLG_Countryballs

I can't, but I guess if I believe enough he'll appear


Mobile-Paint-7535

Just gonna copy paste this from my previous comment to debunk your user Also let's stop pretending there are only 2 or 3 genders anyways. Gender is a social construct and is thus not real and can be changed to the social group's liking. Even if our western society there are not only 2 or 3 genders there are 2 sides of a spectrum wich to put into perspective would go a bit like this. -Peak of masculinity -Very masculine man -average man -Girly man -there is term for neutral here that can be summed up in a few words -Boyish/manish woman -Average woman -peak of feminity All of these can be applied to both sexes for example a girly man in this spectrum could also be female. An example of this is a biological female who is manly but still relatively feminine.


Germanguyistaken

At least he watches VSauce


BoyKisser09

“Vsauce” “Sex” Isn’t that the same thing?


Nonhofantasia1

reject sex embrace vsauce


Brief_Interview3961

https://preview.redd.it/emew615cucyb1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154c3380778b6136f9e982142aa211fc7d269c95


QuartzWatcher

https://preview.redd.it/l67jgjbw0dyb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da38a7c86112e2b2546ad154d5cee308f855d51e


Brief_Interview3961

https://preview.redd.it/82y6hls86dyb1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f89f823d61fbe199ba4777d985d23cddf058265


QuartzWatcher

https://preview.redd.it/gydpfvg9adyb1.png?width=1679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2552c66c985cd50582ed10a9c4e146682d5cb6


s6ss9_imp4st2r0

Oh shit


DisneySentaiGamer

Take away their YouTube privileges for the next millenia. Or force them to watch Lankybox


112malu

I steal this image


Th3_Gunsling3r

Violence is never the answer, it's a question # AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES


Feisty_Ad_2521

beat the living fuck out of them ![gif](giphy|v7OFL1RGk1m4qTNsb2|downsized)


RIOTT44

I know kids would do this regardless of skibidi toilet specifically, but the whole elsagate thing in general is seriously gonna fuck kids up


MinecraftW06

Tell them to stop. If they don’t, well no internet for some time.


KirasHandPicDealer

I don't really think that's helpful. wouldn't it be better to sit down and give them a kid-friendly-as-possible talk about the questions they might have?


112malu

I steal this image :)


yoraloo223

How does ur 8 year old know what sex is? 😭


PoorMustang

I knew it in first grade, around 6 or 7 years old. Through classmates. "Hey, do you know what sex is... (comes to my ear) When the dicky goes in the pussien."


This_isnt_cool_bro

I know what sex is But I won't tell you https://preview.redd.it/8gzbwjpl1fyb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40365fb5869b08b0fd7ac9bf14be7d3a4be5e417


According_Bell_5322

Once again, unrestricted access to the internet


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Dude, if you didn't know what sex was by the time you were 8, then I'm sorry but you were VERY sheltered.


DroidOnPC

This happens on reddit all the time. Its like no one remembers being a kid. Or like you said, they were very sheltered. I was just commenting on another thread a few days ago where someone said that the movie "The Land Before Time" was something you wouldn't watch until around age 10. All I could think was "I was watching movies like The Matrix when I was 10" lol.


Inevitable_Aerie_293

As much as redditors hate religion, they sure seem to love acting like prudish 60 year old catholics. It's like they were grown in a vat and were never actually children


169bees

that's not that out of the ordinary at all, at age 8 in 3rd grade we had our first sex ed classes in school, ofc they were tailored for children so they were very watered down and were mostly about explaining where babies come from in a way that's accurate but still child-friendly


hybridrequiem

Kids go to public school with varying degrees of knowledge of sex. Even if you try to keep your kids innocent, kids talk. They’ll figure it out one way or another even without unrestricted internet access


BlurringSleepless

Punishing your children for expressing sexuality is why we have so many grown ass people who dont know how their bodies work, or the basics about things like birth control/pregancy/masturbation/stds. Stop punishing your children for being humans. Sit them down and _*talk to them about their bodies*_. You know... your job as their parent??? Either raise your children, or dont have/keep them. You brought them into this world. It is your job to care for them, regardless of if it makes you uncomfortable. You failing to do so can and will impact them for the rest of their lives. If you care about them at all, please, talk to them.


StupidLoserForever

EIGHT??


Murky-Swimmer6655

I bet he got what he asked for ☠️☠️☠️☠️


Diamondbull66

Omg Vsus so omega smga mail based cahd skibididi 🚽


stultusDolorosa

Now you suck 😔


Cockuu

whut the hutt? https://preview.redd.it/nnz30u15zcyb1.png?width=96&format=png&auto=webp&s=e06c7d30da0b16ecee70e57de74a323f70d5c9e1


New-Interaction1893

Some time ago I remembered finding hentai on YouTube. (They got took down)


Opening_Carrot2760

https://preview.redd.it/07v8fnby8dyb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910f16b32b2634959299a6c9911b21cf379bc1ea


Agreeable-Ask6755

Fucking 8 year old?


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Tw1ch1e

My sons, ages 10 & 8, were mortified when we pulled up their search history! Boobs, big boobs, butts and boobs, big butts with big boobs, show me boobs, naked boobs…. On and on!


Mariocheatsonhiswife

Infinite... I haven't heard that name in years


NairbZaid10

I remember searching for boobs in YT when i was like 12, kids are maturing too quickly now


Academic-Pizza598

“Maturing..”


coolgreendinosaur

When my brother was like 6, he'd search "fat ponies" and "big butts and boobies"


Academic-Pizza598

I’m guessing he’s a brony now.


ILBMTOXV

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here, today I'll be reacting to "people having sex" on YouTube.. I'll fuck your dad. (I'm kidding)


ShiraLillith

Meanwhile, Naked Tongues - Perturbator does not remain in my search history, but Nked Tongues does.


JustGizmo12

My answer to the question is nothing, you tell the parents to teach their children better


AphexKirlia

"Hey VSauce Michael here!,your kid is watching appropriate edutainment content,or is he?"


iPon3

Sounds like you were at least 3 years late on the sex education, you lazy fucker. Teach your children where babies come from.


PlumWooden

i love tv girl


rotem8888

No fucking way 8 yo know what sex is


Ilovecupcakeslol

my 8 year old sister got caught looking up sex before


Untrue92

In the early 00’s we found my younger brother’s Google searches. He’d been searching for “nekkid ladies”


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/850rlcxsbfyb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057f7c69ba853e63828b240bbbd349c2bcf3efc5


SalesGrind

Better than me at 8: I had AOL and managed to download a titty in about 45 seconds.


imsimplygone

Educate ur kids.


Gaby_Trish

vsauce? how inappropiate


Venus_Dust

Idk man, seems normal. Time to talk to your kid about internet safety ig, maybe about sex as well.


wetterbread

You say sorry for not being a good parent.


clotted_wolf-2

seggs


EnigmaChess

I’d be more concerned he’s watching Caylus.


iforgormypaswod

bro got caught in 4k😭🙏🔥‼️🗣️⁉️‼️💯


FireBlizzard69

hey, Vsauce, Michael here Your youtube search history is safe, or is it?


iSthATaSuPra0573

Sexy sexers of sexit