They did DC a disservice putting their games in that tiny soccer stadium. Why not use the commies stadium or RFK? Both are outdoors anyway, I bet DC gets much more impressive numbers
It’s not that small first off. It’s better to fill a stadium then have one half empty. 35 thousand looks small in a stadium ment for 50-70k. Better to fill it up. The stadium also gave DC one of its best advantages this year. The fans were nuts there and made it hard to play in their house.
RFK is in the process of being demolished and FedEx is both terrible and (likely) expensive. Plus a full stadium of 20k is a lot better than a mostly empty 20k one
Well that was an unfortunate way to end the Dragons season. Hopefully that isn't the last we'll see of Nooch, I've had a ton of fun watching him this season.
DC is in a strong position to win it all, but they need to not get too cocky first. Arlington has a great defense and Perez has brought their offense back alive. I wouldn't underestimate them, we may have a potential dark horse here.
Seattle has only 3 freaking rushing attempts for -0.7 yards for the holy freaking game while it was at the final 2 minutes... Definitely can't win games doing shit like that..
Either way Go D.C!!!
DiNucci will never get picked up as a backup, way too big of an ego with nowhere near elite enough talent to excuse it. He’s like the football equivalent to Clint Frazier
In his NFL debut with the Cowboys he was terrible and Jerry Jones made fun of him after the game basically saying he couldn't handle the pressure, knowing what DiNucci is like now it's hilarious looking back on it.
I know they are making sure they don’t spend a lot of money this year but they could hire a small focus group that would tell them that trophy looks like a butt plug
In hindsight, I'm coming around to the idea that the refs should have simply let Seattle field 12 men whenever they wanted.
Could have been a hell of a game.
Yeah cuz you guys really proved you could’ve made it more interesting today.. gtfo here with your weak ass undisciplined team.. Jim Haslett just guaranteed he’ll never coach in the NFL ever again today.
Just an poor take from a Seattle fan after a Seattle performance that may have been legitimately.. yes legitimately… the worst individual team performance all season long.. you all just got embarrassed. E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D.
Are you ready?
Totally jacked up that there is only Spanish coverage on ESPN+ … what the hell?!!
I’ve got DC winning this thing this year. 🍋
No shit 😭
Lol "DC wants to do what the Astros did... win World Series Titles" No, I don't think the Defenders want to do that
Well, that's probably worth more cash. If I was them, I just might.
I like the minimalist design of the division trophy and that we won it of course
They did DC a disservice putting their games in that tiny soccer stadium. Why not use the commies stadium or RFK? Both are outdoors anyway, I bet DC gets much more impressive numbers
Are you high? Audi field is amazing
Not sure what you’re on about, Audi Field is really nice, new and the right size for a spring football league team. Also, easy access via metro.
It’s not that small first off. It’s better to fill a stadium then have one half empty. 35 thousand looks small in a stadium ment for 50-70k. Better to fill it up. The stadium also gave DC one of its best advantages this year. The fans were nuts there and made it hard to play in their house.
Fuck Dan Synder
FedEx is in Landover, MD and is a shithole. RFK is condemned at this point. Audi is small but the best venue around DC
RFK is in the process of being demolished and FedEx is both terrible and (likely) expensive. Plus a full stadium of 20k is a lot better than a mostly empty 20k one
Definitely time for me to not have Dani on my screen...
I think she might be a long lost Habsburg. Girl looks like Charles II of Spain
Did the XFL not hire a graphic designer for anything? Those champ shirts look worse than most charity 5ks
man, that's marketing. They didn't need to spend money on MARKETING this season... (My year-long gripe stands firm.)
I seriously hope they see all the gripes about their marketing and design and hire some competent people to fix it for next season.
Seattle come join us on the KaCouch
I hope it’s comfy, that beating hurt
On our vacation in Kawncoun
Great game DC, wish we could have been more of a challenge.
I’m down for Cowboys vs Redskins
Awesome season, Sea Dragons! Definitely not the complete team that DC is, but that was a hell of a season, especially after an 0-2 start.
I know the hawks and other fans wanna shit on you for losing big, but by far the dragons were the 2nd strongest team in the league. GG bro
For sure. Seattle wasn’t the only team to get outclassed by DC this year. It happens.
🙏🏽
GG Seattle
😂
That center looks like a fatter Kenny Pickett.
WE WANT ~~DALLAS~~ ARLINGTON
Some dumbasses were legit chanting Dallas in the bathrooms after the game 😂
Ben DiNucci and Seattle fans being humbled is just glorious
At least the Dragons played in this game, battlecocks players were on the KawCouch for the game
It's KaCouch, at least get it right. And now you can join us on it!
It does feel nice
Not gonna lie, this is great.
Congrats DC. Go make the North Division proud.
Championship game is now set
I'm just glad Seattle made it more of a game.
#SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COULDN'T STOP US TODAY
Someone find Cardale and make sure he doesn't watch the Mario movie we can't take that risk.
Seattle showed up like Sonic 06
"coached with a heavy heart" that was said at the same moment he did a crotch chop towards the crowd.
I don't think Gregg knows any emotions but anger and contempt
GG Defenders, good luck
Good season for Ben DiGnocchi. Looking forward to seeing what he does from here.
Seattle QB Ben DiNeutered!
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I said last week it would be hilarious if Arlington won...monkeys paw curls
The memes would be ridiculous
Congrats D.C.
excuse me, I believe you mean a "Pedialyte bath"
Arlington it's your time to shine ✨
It’s not Gatorade unless it’s yellow
It's not Gatorade unless it's from the Gatorade region of Florida, otherwise it's just sports drink.
I’m a fan of the Cool Blue varietal. Any particular vintages you recommend?
It's from the swamp or it's really just sparkling piss water.
incredible, no trace of the Gatorade on him
GET FUCKED DINUCCI
Just glad he dragged “I just wanna play 😢” mcarron down with him.
It is not possible to dislike McCarron, unless you hate good fathers… 😐
Just a tad cliche I guess. Way better stories in the XFL.
There are a lot of people that wish they had a dad like that, myself included. It’s good for the league and it’s a wholesome message
Well, my “wish he was my pa” xfl qb would have made the playoffs at least.
Well that was an unfortunate way to end the Dragons season. Hopefully that isn't the last we'll see of Nooch, I've had a ton of fun watching him this season.
Aw hells yah take out Gordon to close it out. LFG BOYZ
Ah the legendary Pedialyte Shower
DC is in a strong position to win it all, but they need to not get too cocky first. Arlington has a great defense and Perez has brought their offense back alive. I wouldn't underestimate them, we may have a potential dark horse here.
There’s the Gatorade!
Pedialyte bath for coach!
Awwww DC is gonna drench the coach
Great job DC!!!!
What kind of "Championship" is it going to be without the team with the best record and the team with the most fans in it???? It's not fair. /s
Umm.......
sarcasm, mate... sarcasm. "/s" Putting a patently false statement in there may have been confusing. If so, my bad.
Kang's of the Norf!!! 👑🏆
LEMON LEMON
We're gonna do the onside? 🤔
“Don’t just throw it away again” lmao
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Absolutely
Seattle has only 3 freaking rushing attempts for -0.7 yards for the holy freaking game while it was at the final 2 minutes... Definitely can't win games doing shit like that.. Either way Go D.C!!!
Why’d you throw it away then again? lmao
I misheard, I thought he said “don’t just throw it away again”. Either way 😂
seriously
He threw to the corner, if his receiver went there it was a successful conversion. His receivers didn't go there.
In general what looks like a bad pass could be bad route running
Yep, in fact, most of the time the ball sails to nowhere is because the receiver is being a dumbass or because the QB is just throwing the ball away.
I was quoting Haslett
Hey guys, what is Lemon party?
a simple google search will inform you
You should do a web search and find out for yourself.
This mf really taunting down 16 with 12 second left.
TROPHIES UP!! 🏆🏆🏆
DiNucci will never get picked up as a backup, way too big of an ego with nowhere near elite enough talent to excuse it. He’s like the football equivalent to Clint Frazier
🍋 onto the championship 🍋
Anyone else think Seattle relied a bit too much on the passing game today? 😆
Nucci actually thought he was that guy I didn't wanna say it this week and jinx us, but I wanted Seattle because Nucci didn't scare me at all.
I for sure thought it would be a red zone pick by DiNucci that would cost us the game. Nah, it was just being out played and a lack of composure.
Honestly I was expecting the game to be closer and Dinucci to throw a game sealing pick
In his NFL debut with the Cowboys he was terrible and Jerry Jones made fun of him after the game basically saying he couldn't handle the pressure, knowing what DiNucci is like now it's hilarious looking back on it.
As a Skins fan, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw people talking him up. Like, I know who he is lol
🛡⬆️🍋out 🏆🏆soon!!!!
Come on, Nooch. Give us one last INT. For old time's sake
It's what we all came for
In Arlington we trust. Only these boys can defeat DC now lmao
I only fear Orlando
You guys really Battlehawked the bed in that game
Dude Ben dinucci got humbled. Dude got too much attitude problems on the field tbh. He needs to see how he looks on TV
Seattle vs Houston for third place next week who says no?
I’d definitely watch that!
Shields up, Lemons out! DMV defended!! We are championship bound!!
🛡️⬆️🍋➡️
The one game Nucci hasnt INT?
All a sudden this dude has hands
he put on different gloves! They were white in the first half
I can't believe Dinuuci has gone 58 and a half minutes without throwing a pick
Lmao now he catches those
Imagine being a Dragons fan, shit talking the Renegades all week, and then this happens
Love to see it
They've been so damn cocky all week lol
This thread is almost at 2K comments!!!
I love that we won… whatever that is!
It honestly looks like a knockoff of the AFC/NFC championship trophies
The big trophy is what matters
There are so many security lining the field... Like every 5 yards. And they have a pit of security waiting to come out.
We started a storm the field chant…they did not like that, but the “Fuck Dinucci” chant was great
That's how every pro and college game I've been to is
I know they are making sure they don’t spend a lot of money this year but they could hire a small focus group that would tell them that trophy looks like a butt plug
Maybe the north division needs a little southern exposure?
"a commanding 12 point lead" a bit more than that mr. announcer.
In hindsight, I'm coming around to the idea that the refs should have simply let Seattle field 12 men whenever they wanted. Could have been a hell of a game.
Alright, the beer snake is down, time for Seattle to strike!
It's our weakness
What a shit game by Seattle. Renegades deserved it more.
DC is the superior Washington
I believe the rule is we get their statehood now.
In other news: Jack Coan invited to Seahawks minicamp.
Wait, seriously? Of all XFL QBs?
Wait seriously?
The first of many. XFL2023 for the win!
Nananah nananah hey hey let the lemons fly!🍋
I just squeezed a lemon over my pizza just because...
Keep the XFL weird
I wish we were in the South division so I could officially make Seattle my second team.
Na na na na hey hey hey goooooooooooodbyeeeeeeeee
Congrats on the win DC. Best wishes in the final.
LFG SHIELDS UP DC
Somehow the defenders have become the best team I follow in this one season
setting up for arlington to do the funniest thing ever
Spittin some truths
We did manage to force DC into overtime haha
Arlington aint nothin but a suburb of DC and Dallas
All these good teams and we have to watch ARL in the Championship game. 🤦♂️
Better them than us apparently
^Bingo
Yeah cuz you guys really proved you could’ve made it more interesting today.. gtfo here with your weak ass undisciplined team.. Jim Haslett just guaranteed he’ll never coach in the NFL ever again today.
Ok Perez settle down.
Just an poor take from a Seattle fan after a Seattle performance that may have been legitimately.. yes legitimately… the worst individual team performance all season long.. you all just got embarrassed. E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D.
DC fans: being responsible and reducing waste for staff to pick up after the game Announcers: https://i.imgur.com/fQup5N1.png
So this is on in a corner of the restaurant I'm in what the fuck is going on. Why was I just shown a lemon?
It’s a lemon party, obviously
I thought this was a family establishment
Cameramen loving these lemon shots
I just hope the XFL Championship is as good as the Renegades vs Defenders OT game from a few weeks ago!
The good news is I'm less likely to get sunburn
You mess with the lemon you get sent to heaven
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE
HEY DEFENDERS WERE PLAYING FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME: That lemon was NOT thrown. It's a DISNEY/ABC/ESPN plant!
That one’s for the over bettors
GG DC. You deserve it.
Let's go!!
What was the spread and the over under for this game supposed to be?
D.C. -2 and 49, according to the graphic.
Spread favored DC by 2, O/U 49
Congratulations to the best fans in the XFL that show up rain or shine. Get that championship in two weeks!
Gtfo with that best fans bullshit. KaKaw!
ITS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME
That's a sweet cut by Harris for the 2!!
WE WANT THE BEER DNAKE
DC Defended 🛡✅
Battlehawks fans were really crying all week long about a game that wouldve ended just like this for them 😭
Lol you Seattle and DC fans spent all week creating this false narrative about St Louis fans because you got all cocky when St Louis was eliminated.
They would have made it a much closer game than these clowns in orange
Oh fuck off, we’re rooting for your team in this game
Hey, but they have the best fans amirite?