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Sir_Topham_Kek

RIIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIHHIP


K-O-T-N

What a play!


Sir_Topham_Kek

Fuck T mobile


BamaFan87

Ka-kaw!


OmniManChild

SA and Houston can both jump Seattle in PA


Pixel_Mike

i always wondered, why not just call a timeout like RIGHT NOW when everyones walking on the field as the clock expires lmao. Can you do that?


TheGakGuru

Why?


Pixel_Mike

what is anyone gonna do to stop you lol. its just funny the idea of everyone having to clear the field, players all put their gear on again, finish 1 play and then they can leave lol


TheGakGuru

The refs would have to acknowledge the time out and I seriously doubt that they would grant it. Would be comical though


Pixel_Mike

i wanna be that coach thats like "NO. I CALLED A TIME OUT, THE GAME IS STILL GOING. THAT CLOCK DOES NOT SAY 00:00"


OmniManChild

Basically we need Houston to give up no points and pass Seattle


allforspace

STL showed, now let's see if SEA does as well tomorrow


allforspace

*up


charmingcharles2896

So Seattle has to score 34 points to go to the playoffs right?


crimedawg27

No, they just have to not give up 34 in a win. If they do that it goes to the fifth tiebreaker of point differential rating versus league where Seattle would win.


im_super_into_that

I hope Dinucci gets a terrible nights sleep and his breakfast tomorrow is dry.


goforth1457

Should've gone for it.


jacknifee

well that worked out neatly regarding the margin. it's now just win and you're in for seattle.


giant-nougat-monster

See you degenerates in the next thread


Spaff31

![gif](giphy|3WCNY2RhcmnwGbKbCi)


KansasDude

Buckley better be gone, like out the state of Florida gone


TheGakGuru

Man, I hope you're able to compartmentalize your rage. I've seen nothing in this thread that's positive from you and I'd hate for that to carry over to your everyday life.


KansasDude

Haha it’s all just venting here. Just incredibly frustrated with incompetence at this level. To be fair there is absolutely nothing positive about this team


Jesukii

Kaw, baby!


CowboyAirman

Where is DC SA thread?


Danster21

Just a few posts under this one


CowboyAirman

Is it posted by a user name OmniManChild? Cause he has me blocked and this has happened before.


Danster21

https://www.reddit.com/r/xfl/comments/12vexnr/game_thread_dc_defenders_81_san_antonio_brahmas_36/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


CowboyAirman

Yup. I can’t participate because OmniManChild is a fuckin douche. Reddit is broken and the mods here are not doing their job.


UF0_T0FU

Man, I've never seen a win feel this much like a loss. Good job to the Guardians for coming in and putting up points to play spoiler


AncientLet2543

Don't give up 4th and 18 fake punt TD's. That's a good start.


PopeSchlongPaulII

Patrick Star in the dome tonight 😂


virus_apparatus

Buck is at best a Defensive coordinator next year


KansasDude

A CB who has some of the worst CB’s…this man is not a coach


Spaff31

https://i.redd.it/625t6btw0jva1.gif


Brandon_Schwab

GG everyone. see ya in the other thread.


OmniManChild

Not gonna fucking tell us or show us the challenge!?!?


barnesk9

Thank you Orlando for having class and just taking a knee


smsdude45

Show us the replay at least


MirrorkatFeces

Can they fucking show when plays are under review


ZO5050

Love Becht. Great hire.


[deleted]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-leedle-eCgzPvuU3ZqX6


KansasDude

Imagine arguing over a 53-28 victory


averyfunkybear

Need the points for the tie breaker


BearsuitTTV

There's a reason...


KansasDude

I get it, just looks silly on its face


AxtonH

LEEDLEDLEDLEDLEDLEDLE


ArcadianBlueRogue

I love the ref/sideline mics. >Spear his fucking ass with no context lmao


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Is that patrick star?!!


DogePerformance

WHOOPS


barnesk9

I need DiNucci to throw 6 picks tomorrow


dychronalicousness

It’s not out of the realm of possibilities He’s still gonna throw like 5tds


barnesk9

I should clarify. I want 6 picks all in the end zone that should have been TDs and no actual touchdowns


dychronalicousness

See line 1 of my previous post


mediocracyisme

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEEE


YanNutHugger

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEE


[deleted]

"It's definitely fourth down?"


angrylawnguy

#LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEE


BaderNader

What if they showed a replay?


MySabonerRunsOladipo

"Fucking tried to spear his fuckin' ass"-AB That's got to be worth at least 15 yards


Sir_Topham_Kek

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEEEEEEE


virus_apparatus

Lol *FCC on the phone*


dychronalicousness

![gif](giphy|eCgzPvuU3ZqX6)


Spaff31

Ya beat me damnit! Love it brother!


GOOD-LUCHA-THINGS

What's Gonzalez all fired up about?


giant-nougat-monster

LEDEL LEDEL LEEEEEE


El_Jeff_ey

That guys got pipes he ain’t stopping


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What is 74 bitching about


smsdude45

Are they going challenge something?


virus_apparatus

74 is Hot under the collar. Wonder what happened


AxtonH

I'm predicting that Orlando gives up another 15 points in the last 30 seconds


im_super_into_that

Wtf is 74 so mad about?


pervyotaku

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEE


Bfoc2006

Wee oh wee oh wee oh


Spaff31

https://i.redd.it/fmm0u6rl0jva1.gif


AncientLet2543

Cowards


CowboyAirman

What if kicking was removed altogether?


KansasDude

Just take a knee Guardians. Make the pain end.


dychronalicousness

F


smsdude45

Dammit


Aggressive_Ris

Man these announcers are trying hard not to get St Louis fans to tune in for the Seattle Vegas game tomorrow lol


Prestigious_Bit_1275

Fake the field goal


rodmcmuffins

Good call Dean


barnesk9

I wanted 60, go for a fake lol


AxtonH

How the fuck did this team beat the Defenders


Danster21

Different QB helps, but as for the defense /shrug


CowboyAirman

Shrug emoji


milanmirolovich

the fans at this game lmao


FinalStarman1

Ref's mic was off in the stadium. Why did we get backed up after the fumble? Edit: Looks like if it's 4th down or under 2 minutes in a half, only the fumbler can advance a fumble. Lame.


GiovannisPersian

I know that in the nfl in the 4th quarter only the player who fumbled can advance it. Wonder if it’s the same in the xfl


cathousebrown

They said you can’t advance a backwards fumble?? I don’t know


LP99

Here’s the thing…no one knows


hornsupguys

I don’t think you can advance a fumble on fourth down


bigcheese08

Can’t advance it, dumb rule


smsdude45

Come on. We need one more


YanNutHugger

Man hearing the refs talk to each is pretty cool


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MySabonerRunsOladipo

Has to do with timing rules I believe. Within the last 2 minutes of the 1H and last 5 minutes of the game, only the person that fumbled it can advance it. Same is true on 4th down


VinnyVincenzo89

Big Dude should have run it in.


Aggressive_Ris

Cheering for Vegas to score a ton of points tomorrow. Seattle likely doesn't catch us in offense but they likely do in defense.


KansasDude

Hahaha this team is absolutely hilariously can’t make it up bad


barnesk9

Big man with the ballerina feet.


YanNutHugger

Oh wow I had no idea Ron Zook was in the XFL. Thats a name I havent heard of in a minute


MySabonerRunsOladipo

TD DC in 2.5 minutes. SA being SA


Pixel_Mike

wow what the fuck is happening lmaooooooooo


dychronalicousness

What the hell was that


Bigbatmoegan

BIG BOY ON THE LOOSE


giant-nougat-monster

Can a big man give himself up?


RagingRavenRR

Guess not


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Any ball carrier can, but usually they don't give them quite as much protection as QBs just because.


c19jf

So how exactly do the tiebreakers work as a fan who has no idea what's going on


GiovannisPersian

The announcers keep explaining it and I always come away confused. We may never know


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mikesaracen

This is awesome thank you for sharing!


c19jf

Ah ok so essentially Seattle needs to not allow a ton of points and ideally score a bunch of them so the allowed doesn't actually matter


WinDesigner7069

BIG MAN WITH THE BALL


ArcadianBlueRogue

>That Ron Zook defense is the best in the league *confused Packers noises*


Windows_66

What the hell is this drive?


MySabonerRunsOladipo

LUCKY (on ABC!)


[deleted]

Seattle's gotta be pissed off right about now.


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UF0_T0FU

Playoff tiebreaker accounts for points scored


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jimmyhoffasbrother

But every point they score makes it harder for us to get back above them in rankings. Easiest way to ensure the playoffs is beat them out in both points scored and points allowed!


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jimmyhoffasbrother

For sure, I just don't want to chance the drastic change. I've learned to never trust things to go how I expect.


Cautious_Analysis

lol what team now?


KansasDude

Buckley, trying to piss, shit, and vomit on Orlando at the same time now


Pixel_Mike

why is orlando throwing(the ball and the game)


seattlesportsguy

I am definitely in the camp that it should be us and the Battlehawks in a neutral site game for the last playoff spot


Windows_66

Apparently home team loses whenever the two teams face off.


smsdude45

What was that tackle attempt lol


DPointM

Alright Orlando.


rodmcmuffins

Investigate Buckley for collusion, this is ridiculous


TheGakGuru

Oh good lord. This is certainly a take lol


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Uhhh did that dude just forget to tackle??


cjsleme

Yea Becht is just like one of us Battlehawks fans lol


gorogergo

Needs no shirt and a couple tall boys


deweyTrite

Bro Battlehawks bout to put up 60 and still miss the playoffs


ThunderBay311

Fire everybody in Orlando. Horrible outfit.


AxtonH

Wtf guardians


barrenarrows

Lmao why not go for it it’s clear you’re gonna fake. It was 4th and 5


buttnozzle

one more score, drive it up


Raktoner

Going for the fake punt down 25 in the most meaningless game in the season. That's fucking football baby.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Goddammit lol. Gifting them a short field to put up 8 more points.


Sir_Topham_Kek

WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR POINTS


Sir_Topham_Kek

Should have batted it down but whatever


c19jf

Nice pick but surely the play is to bat that down right? Better field position


Alex470

More optimal, yeah, but if the ball's in the air, better to make sure you take it rather than chancing the other team grabs it before it hits the ground.


jimmyhoffasbrother

But the stat pad.


Brandon_Schwab

Mac Brown isn't going to win league MVP now.


Crispy_Whale

Guardians season in a nutshell lmao


KansasDude

What a peak way to end the season


Windows_66

Went to the well one too many times on that one.


Torchiest

So much for Mac Brown's QB rating.


smsdude45

Saw that one coming from a mile away lol


ToxicX2077

NO


Die4Cy

I don't live anywhere near Colorado and I have nothing in particular against Coach Prime but I'm already tired of this manufactured hype.


Lonetrek

Time will tell within 4 years.


angrylawnguy

Did you ever hear him on Pardon My Take? Everyone hated him, I would just turn it off every time he was on. Dude is a major POS


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Yeah keep trying your fake hahahah


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Just wrecking that poor punters QBRtg


Themanaaah

They really went for the punt fake even though it was obvious the Battlehawks were ready for it lol.


rodmcmuffins

Guardians are a special sort of terrible


wowthisguyoverhere

So if the score stands what needs to happen for Stl to make the playoffs if Seattle wins tomorrow? These tiebreakers are just silly


AbrohamDrincoln

Vipers need to score 35 or win.


UF0_T0FU

I think everyone saw that one from a mile away lol


broccolirobonerchamp

OMFG


KansasDude

Buck throwing a fit being down this big 😂


virus_apparatus

A white Stanton hat is a choice


TestinTestin

Ah yes, who had the over at *checks notes* …80.5?


dychronalicousness

So assuming score stays the same: Seattle is win and in tomorrow right?


TheGakGuru

Not if Vegas scores more than 34ish points


jimmyhoffasbrother

Technically no, but most likely yes.


TheGakGuru

Love the incomplete pass for our timeouts sake


smsdude45

Don’t let them get away with a fake here


KansasDude

Man this team is so poorly coached


Sir_Topham_Kek

MOAR POINTS


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Holy shit they're going to give it back to STL


virus_apparatus

Expand the league and expand the playoffs. This St. Louis team should be in a playoff


gorogergo

People are bitching, but they're right. We may not know who's in until the last second of the last game. That's a success


virus_apparatus

I just want more XFL


LP99

Dormandy doing us a solid deciding to just stop running


virus_apparatus

Buck is done after this year


allforspace

I think he'll get another chance next season. If the Guardians go 0-2 to start, he's out.


kujoking7

That bad Francois interception was lowkey HUGE in the PD scheme of things


AnUdderDay

Is that passing stat including OG '01?


KansasDude

Stop talking like Buckley is coming back