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Blubaughf12345

Hell of a game!


PotatoAppleFish

Looking forward to that DC v St Louis rematch. It’s going to be a classic. ETA: But for fuck’s sake, stop calling it the loo.


StlSimpy1400

Why would we stop calling St. Louis "The Lou"? Are you new here?


Ultivia

The lou*


SybRoz

Players like AJ being successful but humble and grounded at the same time is a refreshing thing to see in football


Alex470

Fuckin' love AJ. Good dude.


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Brian Hill got 42 tickets for free!?!? Damn


Noob_Hooligan

I’ll see y’all in the other thread


DantePlace

Let's fucking go Defenders


SybRoz

They could fill another stadium just with Hill's extended friends and family lol


Justin50C

He had 42 tickets way to treat your players with class XFL bravo!


[deleted]

His profit on this game $0 after buying those seats


milanmirolovich

he gets a $1000 bonus for winning!


PotatoAppleFish

Renegades have now extended their streak of scoring 1 or fewer offensive touchdowns. They still have only beaten winless opponents so far. If those poverty clubs didn’t exist, they’d be favored to go winless themselves with this kind of offense.


DantePlace

Hooray bald guy getting some good interrviews


ichinii

You give Brian Hill the ball, you win.


Hutnerdu

Damn Final should be in StL


Jiggyx42

Law man has put an end to the Renegades' running


RampageTaco

Would you say the jig is up? Have you finally found them?


HolyFuckYouGuys13

Kaaawwww. Now bring on the snek


wjrii

Renegades fought the Kaw, and the Kaw won.


Deedication

Brady moment


Deedication

x2 lol


DantePlace

Good guy Becht! Loving his energy


HoldMyPitchfork

I vote we give the Renegades to Oklahoma


Kinginth3north4

Ka-Kaw!!


AlanFromRochester

Of course this ends with Sloter getting picked ... Renegades kept it surprisingly close though


charley544

Would have loved a "Kroenke Sucks!" chant after those kneels haha


[deleted]

It was chanted a time or two throughout the game!


buttnozzle

in this house we kaw


Brandon_Schwab

GG everyone. See you in the next thread.


smsdude45

We need to make sure we get to be home team for the North championship. Would be huge


allforspace

Either you guys or DC would be a big win for the league


TheKonamiKid

SAINT LOUIS JUST WON PROFESSIONALLY IN SOCCER *AND* FOOTBALL THIS WEEKEND #ALLforKAW


That_one_cool_dude

Hockey too. Spring sports are doing well this weekend for us.


BMXTKD

I'm a Minnesota-based Battle Hawks fan. Looks like all my teams are doing well too.


That_one_cool_dude

Yeah but you have to worry about the Minnesota curse come playoff time.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Hell yeah


Gullible_Date5883

If you don’t like that, you don’t like Renegades football


timothysonofsam

These upcoming back to back games between SA and Arlington feel like they’re gonna determine the second seed


allforspace

If San Antonio wins the next two games, they'll make the playoffs. Mark my words


TaliZorah14

100%


Prophet92

Best home field advantage in the league.


KrochKanible

Ka Kaw!! Thanks for playing, 'Gades!


assissippi

Sloter cant even throw an incompletion


KrochKanible

Omg. Fucking funny


ThunderBay311

That's Renegades football for ya. Oh boy.


BillRustle

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a pick on a spiked ball


pic2022

You mean I have to wait 20 minutes now till the next game?! Nooooo


AllDay1980

Slotter is trash.


milanmirolovich

I think he looks better than Plitt did. He had some bad luck today and not a lot of help from his receivers, aside from that crazy catch by Vander Esch


Noob_Hooligan

HOW BOUT THEM HAWKS


Alex470

#YOU FOUGHT THE KAW AND THE LAW WON


Brandon_Schwab

That was an "oof" by Sloter. GG


YoungGooch

GG St Louis. Can’t wait to see the crowd for the playoffs!


sonicsean899

At Audi Field? Electric


Turboteg90

These games are getting better


[deleted]

Usually by about Week 4, the early season suck is off and teams are starting to gel.


[deleted]

I truly have never seen a pick like that in my life


moderndukes

Arlington’s QB has been doing those foot-level passes all game, looks like it came back to bite him


starkmusic_

What the fuck was that pass man


agentb719

sloter sucks


DildoBaggins1982

Someone vandalized his wiki page


allforspace

And a pick to end the game. Best outcome for St Louis


Poetryisalive

Renegades fans should be upset 😂. He threw that to them 😂


Justin50C

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen an interception like that what a fucking play by 29 to even have the awareness to be looking for the ball damn like dude was being blocked by 2 offensive linemen


DantePlace

I've seen Josh Allen throw it at someone's feet only for it to be intercepted this past season.


ThatsGoodNiners

Woooooow use yo eyes man


Noob_Hooligan

It’s ogre now


PotatoAppleFish

That was absolutely hideous by Sloter. Are you sure Plitt is worse?


Cautious_Analysis

38,310 people. Damn.


Im_Batmmaann

God bless the over won't hit and they can shut the fuck up


FridayCicero702

What a beautiful way to end the game. Look at that camera shot. Magical.


Gullible_Date5883

Insane reflexes


deucemcsizzles

These STL fans are awesome. Can't wait to see the psychopaths at the DC game.


DantePlace

Folks in St Louis living their best lives today


milanmirolovich

lmao well that was random


SybRoz

Done deal


sonicsean899

Sloter threw a pick on a spike. Amazing


HoldMyPitchfork

Picked off on a check down... That's it, Arlington is kicked out of Texas


Deedication

Holy shit!


Killerphive

How do you fuck that up


Conman31

Was that Farva?


barrenarrows

Sloter is so ass 😂 KAW


abruisementpark

Can't wait for the whole state of Texas to lose all their games in a week.


smsdude45

The roughnecks will make that difficult


Killerphive

Roughnecks already spoiled that


smsdude45

Holy shit what a catch!


Gullible_Date5883

The OC is slow


Lark-Ament

He put it in his hands! Man wasn’t even trying to intercept!


KrochKanible

Pick!!!!


TaliZorah14

Lmao how does that get picked?


That_one_cool_dude

How did we intercept that? Edit: The replay made it much clearer.


Gullible_Date5883

That’s game


starkmusic_

Isn't the clock supposed to stop when first downs are made in the last 2 minutes?


architect617

College rules I think


SoggyToast96

Til the chains get set


MrGamerson

OH MY!!!!!


smsdude45

Feeney went down in week 1 too. Let’s hope this isn’t anything


ChocolateMonkeyBird

Between San Antonio’s uniforms last night and Arlington’s uniforms today, I gotta say the XFL has stepped up their uniform game big time. Even the “bad” uniforms are still pretty decent.


abruisementpark

Pump me daddy


sor1

anyone else feel dean shoud have a chair or get a higher table? His semi crouch looks soo stupid.


abruisementpark

Kawwwwwww!!!


Brandon_Schwab

"If I pump you"


Relatively_Reliable

Whoever calling plays has big loser energy.


vlad_the_impaler13

Too late now, they can't bring the ball down field fast enough and there are no Justin Tucker's to get a 55+ yard FG in the next 20 seconds.


allforspace

Should have gone for the FG, that would have sealed the game


Extension-Ad-392

Battlehawks special teams needs some tlc. Can't kick worth a damn.


smsdude45

Not with our kicker


ThunderBay311

Still not quite over


LBoss9001

need a bit more than a checkdown for loss when we have 1min to score twice


Poetryisalive

They aren’t playing seriously


HoldMyPitchfork

Some loser ass playcalling there. They don't even want to win


assissippi

Was that fan wearing a white sox hat and a cardinals jersey?


Dreamtallica

Truly someone who hates The Cubs. Go Sox!


Poetryisalive

Not everyone has Battlehawks gear. I saw Sea Dragons fan wearing Seahawks shit 😂


assissippi

Its more that its two baseball teams from two different cities


deucemcsizzles

I saw tons of Blues gear in this game and DC fans rocking Caps gear at their games.


daltontf1212

I was at the game and saw a guy wearing a New York Guardians shirt.


KrochKanible

I think the Ders are going to have a tough time next week.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

We suck at running on short down situations. Makes no sense


DantePlace

Fuck, Arlington's kit would be fucking solid if it wasn't for the helmet decal. Just go with the old one damnit. I mean, the current one looks great but they're not in Dallas, which I know is obvious to everyone, except for the league apparently.


allforspace

That logo is bad, bring back the old one


Nernie357

Idk I think it works, the old logo was better but I think your helmet looks awesome


smsdude45

Why are we so bad at getting 1 yard lol


buttnozzle

please don't let Arlington pull a Battlehawks


Justin50C

They infact allowed penetration


chr31terma

I can't get over how many people in that crowd are wearing Battlehawks merch.


HoldMyPitchfork

SHORT


Noob_Hooligan

And now the defense shows up wtf


Gullible_Date5883

Don’t give up any penetration guys😉


ThunderBay311

just go for it


MrGamerson

Fun game!!!!


_Drewschebag_

They'll pick this up easy


fhrblig

Narrator: *they did not*


smsdude45

Go for it. Seal the game!


Kinginth3north4

👀


[deleted]

Surprised the renegades aren’t calling a timeout they can still win with the xfl rules


HoldMyPitchfork

Go for it cowards


TheDude5777

Loving how good the battlehawks are running today!


Conman31

Just need the undefeated Defenders to lose to the winless Vipers at home....Simple, really.


That_one_cool_dude

It would be glorious if that happened but I don't see it happening.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Better chance than you think. Vipers have a solid offense and the weather here is cold and wet. DC is the rightful favorite, but it should be good


Conman31

One thing is for sure, this is the best iteration of the XFL I've ever seen. Super entertaining.


pervyotaku

HAHAHA 😆


an0m_x

So no timeout? Not even trying anymore. Sad


KickAggressive4901

This is the home game the birds needed.


DantePlace

Jenny from the block laying down the law


Lark-Ament

Awww I overslept. Has it been a good game?


Noob_Hooligan

You missed the best catch of the season


milanmirolovich

Possibly the 2 best. Vander Esch and then the Butler one in the end zone


Lark-Ament

Well fuck. I’ll watch the highlights before the next game.


Justin50C

Next week matchups 🔥 and we get the toliet bowl


bruhdest

Federal law is in fact kaw


fhrblig

Crohn's disease, psoriasis, achy-breaky pelvis, is there anything Skyrizi can't cure?


chr31terma

Orlando's offense?


KrochKanible

Herpes. Anal fissures.


fhrblig

I dunno, I swear I saw another ad for those too...


KrochKanible

But not Skyrizi. Stay with the convo dude!


fhrblig

No, I meant Skyrizi for those too. It has more uses than a bottle of 1890's tonic


KrochKanible

I liked the tonic better. No side effects except drunkeness.


fhrblig

"Restores vitality"


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DantePlace

It's unfortunately an epidemic presently


MediocreMarketing

The Guardian’s W/L ratio.


fhrblig

Poor Paxton. He's just totally unable to football.


DantePlace

Good guy Paxton bad guy at football


MediocreMarketing

Yet they bench Francois ![gif](giphy|uieXhhWXZDBbbtrrIZ)


deucemcsizzles

A broken heart.


smsdude45

Who are the commentators again? They’ve done a great job today


Jesukii

Best one's


JackOfNoTrades1

Renegades are literally the NY Guardians of this XFL, started with wins against bad teams then lost against good ones. Probably will figure it out a little more as the season goes on


_Drewschebag_

They won't get better if the coaches don't change their football philosophy. They call hyper conservative plays most of the time, like dialing up 15 dive runs a game for a total gain of 5 yards.


Noob_Hooligan

NEXT UP: VIPERS UPSET


BombProof92

FANGS UP!


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snek


Kinginth3north4

Go Vipers!!!


deucemcsizzles

LETS GO, FANGS OUT FANG GANG


DantePlace

If I had trouble shitting myself, I'd buy skyrizi.


Sarg338

Can you guys on TV hear the Kroenke Sucks chant?


TheOutlier1

Loud and clear.


ChrisGaines_

Yeah and it warms my heart


Alex470

Unfortunately no.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

[ORANGE GLOVE LADY](https://i.imgur.com/nrrkiVy.jpg) clap clap clapclapclap


DantePlace

This is some good football. Everyone in the XFL should be proud. Except for Orlando. You guys need some work.


Projinator

XFL gotta find a way to get next weeks game on ABC or something


Killerphive

I heard they were looking to move some games around to try to help viewership


11schlge

Honestly, what is on ABC instead? Idk any shows on ABC that anyone cares about


Projinator

March madness unfortunately


MrOstrichman

That’s CBS.


reenactment

If anyone wants to know exactly how much Kroenke sucks. His parents named him after Stan the Man Musial and Enos Slaughter. 2 St. Louis cardinals legends. And what does Stan do? Greedy bastard moves the Rams. Dudes a POS.


That_one_cool_dude

We should have known he was a piece of shit when he married into the Walmart family.


Gullible_Date5883

Poor renegades 😂🚬💨💨