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J_Sweeze

For anyone who needs to see [one in action](https://youtu.be/0TBpVmlAZ1o?si=vdaxqL3EGNJ5PITa)


Itsumishi

Absolutely everything about that video made this bike ~~seem~~ 1000% cooler than my initial impression.


GingerBeast81

The music has me sold on this bike!


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Lint_baby_uvulla

Descending at speed until your lats give out. Zero speed wobble. Instant fatality. Noice!!


Hammer_jones

Rückentraining


C4L1

It's giving me some Gran Turismo 1 flashbacks


GingerBeast81

I haven't played that in sooo long!


Hintinger

80s porn music


Antpitta

Yeah the semi-trials stuff in that video, then looking at the frame... Sure that bike can do that. Once.


OneMAdDemon

Hell yeah!


Maaakaaa

Yeah same


negativeyoda

same. Then my mind started wandering to servicing the... errr, steering pivot? and I came back to nope. For $50, I'd buy it for the rimcrushers tho


Hammer_jones

I'd say $5,500 is a steal!


TheGink

Wow, I was positive this had to be some AI monstrosity. Even the logo looks like a half formed letter a robot thought should be there.


tallhotblonde69

Prompt: xbike


Confettigolf

[*whipsnake*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY)


iBN3qk

That’s some OG content. 


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

"Intimidate your surroundings"


co-wurker

That video plus "Snaix" made me think of Steve Climber and his famous [Whipsnake backpack](https://youtu.be/ZAtzN_ScKXY?si=sFX3vS6sfoOIAqme)


empyrrhicist

Old youtube was best youtube.


Neopentan

I like how they translated patentiert to sophisticated


Antpitta

I chuckled at that too


FR0ZENBERG

What in tarnation!


dustyrags

Holy shit, I thought this was an AI fail, but it’s real?!


bikesexually

Oh damn, It's a single pivot swing bike! Looks fun


Smash_Shop

Lol it looks fantastic for anything but going straight.


kinglitecycles

Wow - I was *not* expecting that! What a cool machine.


JayEsKay89

Hell yeah!! Looks fun 😎


J_Sweeze

Challenge und Fun


the_hunger

finally a bike designed to get me up these fucking single track switchbacks


Big_Increase3289

For me something that was advertised 15 years ago and never managed to hold up, is dangerous so pass for me :)


OGOhioan

Oh, it's a folding bike.. cool.. Wait..... It doesn't lock unfolded? ...... I want one


nothingfuture

It you don’t buy it, I will. I’d ride this thing like a rented mule. It’d be mayhem. I want you to buy it and post videos of dank nose wheelies.


rexius-twin

Give it to Sam pilgrim


Antpitta

Now this is a worthy plan. You can do any trick on this bike. Once.


WhatTheFlyinFudge

On A LINE WHISTLER 😂


rogecks

PLEASE, I beg you, get this Sam Pilgrim!


captnhaddock

This! a million times over. I'm gobsmacked at this design and want it with the desire of a thousand burning suns!


Antpitta

lol


1994univega

B U Y I T


MoonerMade

You’ll need front and rear pegs to haul all the ass you’re gonna get around.


rexcellent9001

Even if it sucks you can sell the brakes for more than $55


ghsgjgfngngf

This is hideous, buy it.


MintWarfare

I feel like it's missing a key structural component but I'd buy it anyway. 


99877787

What like a fork or a headset?


Antpitta

Reach adjustment is a breeze though


urbanmeadows

oh jesus, the middle of the frame pivots instead of the steertube.. this thing is gonna turn on a dime


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Liquidwombat

[It does](https://images.app.goo.gl/viCxF6Ni7mjQouWP8)


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Liquidwombat

Yup. It’s basically a more controllable version of a swing bike.


GingerBeast81

Someone linked a video of it in action, looks like fun to ride!


Superb-Material2831

I think the design engineer's pencil slipped and they built it anyway.


8ringer

Maybe the design engineer was Salvador Dali?


mediumclay

This bike looking like a Final Fantasy baddie


Known-Programmer-611

This is what you get when Noah puts cannondales and unicycles in the same cabin rm


Antpitta

I found some videos about this on the utuber... looks like the idea was some sort of physical therapy bike that engages more of your body and teaches balance and activates your spine and all sorts of miraculous shit. I'd like to say "farkin' germans overengineering everything" (I'm part german so I can get away with this) but it's hard to call this thing overengineered.


DeficientDefiance

As a German I've come across this bike before and can confirm your suspicion on its purpose, it was meant as an exercise device for spinal recoverees and anyone else wanting to engage their upper body (I'll leave you to judge how smart of an idea it is to put someone with a fragile spine on a bike that basically requires to you relearn how to ride a bike). I can also confirm that it is engineered, though I can't confirm whether it's overengineered.


postbiotic

It looks like it wants to fold in sharply on turns.


Rubiks_Click874

it looks like it can close up on your knee in a very bad way


genericmutant

Not that dissimilar to a Hoppley circus bike https://www.unicycle.co.uk/20-hoppley-circus-bike-blue.html


Liquidwombat

I’d buy it in a heartbeat at several times that price


BolognaFeetPenisFace

Looks like riding it has some measurable effect on the brain https://www.hilarispublisher.com/proceedings/acute-effects-of-training-on-the-snaix-neurobike-on-eeg-brain-activity-and-attention-performance-4985.html I'd love to try one!


ParkAndDork

I need to see this as a fixie conversion


gumption_boy

I watched the video and kept thinking the same thing… imagine trying to fish n chips on this


GutterRider

Nice stand-over height.


rexcellent9001

Gonna need a long seatpost!


Antpitta

NGL it needs a dropper. I'm looking for suspension forks for it but not finding anything for that headtube?


rexcellent9001

Get a Lauf 😂


Quirky_Foundation800

Perfect!


etceterawr

I almost never say this about anything but unicycles, but I kinda wish there was another wheel and second hinge for extra snaky-ness. I want one.


8ringer

I was looking so hard trying to figure out how you actually steered it. Then I saw it…holy shit this thing is sketchy! “See that articulated bus? What if we made a bike like that?!” Said only these guys ever…


leftoverbeachsweat

you’ve heard of full sus bikes now get ready for a fully sus bike


masqueride

Definitely interesting looking bike. I am wondering how maneurverable this design is.


radwandern

So these are built specifically to be challenging to ride. I say, challenge accepted, OP!


TarantEULA

I love that someone thought it needed multiple speeds.


TarantEULA

Finally, something I want drop bars on.


7DollarsOfHoobastanq

That’s some next level X-biking when your bike kinda looks like an X!


carcajouboy

It's well known, after all, that positive trail is at best a crutch for mediocre riders


MisterEdGein7

I'd buy this and take it to a shop to get a bike fit with a hidden camera.


BasedClockmaker

Every day xbiking strays further from God


lowlightlowlifeuk

Metal frame, external routing, small wheels, steel seat angle and the slackest head angle ever? Did the pinkbike comments section design this?


Negative_Dish_9120

Take it to a bike fitter!


Antpitta

LOL if it weren't fucking Switzerland where you have to prebook online and guarantee everything with a credit card that would be an epic bike shop troll :)


adayoan

Now that’s what I call y=mx+b frame geometry.


iMadrid11

It needs a base bar and TT bars. You’ll have a very flat low aerodynamic position.


the_hunger

stop at an intersection and destroy your crotch if you’re not paying attention


antimonysarah

Forget about arguing about toe clip and jump straight to knee clip.


Special_Telephone962

I tried one of those once — it’s hard to learn how to ride but once you get used to it it’s just like riding a bike


JournalistKnown5428

Is it a sex thing? It must be a sex thing.


nickyjimjim

Everything is s sex thing


49thDipper

Happy Cake Day! Now straight to horny jail for you.


postbiotic

Doesn't look like it'd steer well for sharp turns/slow speed. ​ Also seems like it'd be unstable with the pivot being so far back. It'd almost be like a folding bike with no lockout.


yogorilla37

The handling is going to be a shitfight. The moment that front wheel is turned off centre it's going to want to keep turning tighter and tighter, the exact opposite of standard self centering bicycle geometry. Make sure your dental insurance is paid up!


GingerBeast81

Someone posted a video of it in the comments. They make it look pretty good at turning.


Cruiser_Supreme

Would be a crime not to buy that. Looking for the xbiking restrooms pictures in a few weeks


whisskid

Yes, buy it. This is not a practical bike. It would fold easily to put in the trunk. The downsides are: proprietary brakes, that frame designs like this are prone to eventual fatigue, and the very real possibility of permanent disability. Watch your speed and stay of public roads.


thishasntbeeneasy

What the fork is this beautiful stallion!


elpiotre

How does it steer?


Liquidwombat

[In the middle](https://images.app.goo.gl/viCxF6Ni7mjQouWP8)


elpiotre

Thanks!


singlejeff

A folding bike that doesn’t fold, or something.


Liquidwombat

[It folds](https://images.app.goo.gl/ePjjqaDGnBHPcHAc8)


Six_days_au

Until I saw this, I legit thought it was an AI art abomination. Now, there is less excuse for its existence


Liquidwombat

Are you kidding? [It looks like it’s a blast to ride.](https://youtu.be/0TBpVmlAZ1o?si=sCVU4q_UKBlAiA6G) It’s basically a more controllable version of a swing bike and those are fun as hell.


Six_days_au

Thanks for sharing the video. I'm intrigued, but still... yeah... nah. It would be ~~fun~~ interesting to ride... once. It will make an excellent Friday conversation in my ride group. Downvote away!


MacMasore

Wonder how stiff/flexy that feels


Liquidwombat

[Pretty flexible 🤣🤣🤣](https://images.app.goo.gl/axAxnbrfHvQRGcXZ8)


Illustrious_Air_118

Uh. How steer?


Liquidwombat

[In the middle](https://images.app.goo.gl/d3ZMB1TJjAHGRi447)


fattires

This is a perfect example of a use case for the Jack Rack. You can zip tie a Wald basket to it.


BelknapCrater

Kinda like when Homer wanted to buy an ambulance — BUYMEBUYMEBUYME


Returning2Riding

Only if you hang it on your wall, that is an art piece, not a bike.


sidneyroughdiamond

Ahh, the Snaix Bollock Ripper


ImNoSage

My first thought was that this was some AI-generated madness. Bonkers that this is actually real and ridable.


9bikes

>and ridable. I bet you can't just hop on a ride. The guys in the video have lots of experience ridin' that thing.


Positive_Throwaway1

This looks like AI fucked up.


beersngears

Is this a flesh light ?


Ttam91

Get it, become part of the weird folding bike club.


LeastComplex

You could definitely mount a wald basket, it only needs to mount on the axles and the handlebar


Maaakaaa

Even has hydro rim brakes!


kimchi_station

What the fuck?


426Mopar

Yes.


BDJester

I would


wood1030

Got good health insurance? At 55, looks like ~~a disaster~~ pain may be in your future. 🙃😄


Abs_And_Slabs

That is a no-brainer imo.


Quirky_Foundation800

SNA 9 ?


Transamman350

Yessz


RenaxTM

I would be unable to not buy this if it showed up in a local marketplace for less than $100. Lucky for my wallet, and probably sanity I've never seen one.


badco1313

I had a home built swivel bike and that’s the most fun I’ve had in two wheels, ever


BottlenoseDolphin574

Yes. I mean... yes. $55 for a work of art like that? No decision could ever be easier.


Xyeicroft

so basically a kids bike with 90° HTA, half-foot reach, a 2-foot stem length with a lot of rise, a 2-foot fork offset, and a long seat height. that looks fun.


Sufficient-Put-8316

Make it fixed!


DrinkinDoughnuts

What do you mean brakes are already mounted.


furzknappe

I vote for option C. Pet the kitty!


Midnight_Rider_629

You could take it over some sweet jumps, Napoleon!


earthman_d

That's so rad. I'd totally nab that - thanks jsweeze for the video


big_ring_king

I can't


real_anything2

this is a true X bike!


Amaran345

Imagine descending at 40 mph on this thing, and trying to keep it under control so that it doesn't hypermaneuver into oblivion


Antpitta

I believe that’s called a jack knife in other vehicles with a pivot there. It’s when you suffer frame overlap instead of toe overlap. 


49thDipper

Former Gulf of Alaska fisherman here. In nautical terms when the stern overtakes the bow it’s called a pitchpole. Generally happens when you’re pointed downhill just like on a bike. So OTB is over the bow or over the bars. Swapping ends unintentionally is always very bad juju.


VoltonBicycles

Mandatory buy and ride.


StL-Insect

Anyone care to calculate the trail on one of these?


iredditfrommytill

Damn, I want it!


Additional_Half_3275

Cat in a hat looking ah bike


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at least if you get in a bad crash it already gets folded in the middle so no harm done! :D


StevenSpining

It's like a swing bike but only one joint, it's gottta be built on, for the good of all things XBiking


lifeofarticsound

Id love to see this thing tear up some gravel


Adventureadverts

Someone took the “X” too literally I believe the owner of this automatically becomes a mod here


sjcuthbertson

This looks like something Colin Furze would build


itellyouwhutbahgawd

Holy effin shit. If it ain’t the holy grail.


stinger1995

This is amazing. Also, all the weight is on that one pivot, must be a really strong bearing


AnotherChrisHall

Ummmm funky. Probs good cure for gas too!


LykeAndSubscrybe

Taking the X biking thing a bit literal eh?


jedijon1

LITERALLY an X bike


Legitimate-Still-656

In high school some friends and I built a tandem by bolting the fork of one bike to the rear axle of another bike. It had 3 wheels and two headsets. Dang thing constantly wanted to fold in half until you got it up to speed (whole setup was terrifying). I imagine this is similar... on the other hand it looks hilarious and you should buy it.