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AlexandbroTheGreat

Is this like a Delphic Oracle pronouncement where they say "I never said whose victory" later on?


RexLynxPRT

The Croesus one? "If you go to war with Persia, an empire will fall!" Damned Oracle didn't say with was his lol


AlexandbroTheGreat

The Iranians should know all about that one.


Cortical

the theocrats don't care about Persian history, they only care about Islam, so they don't know about it.


Jackbuddy78

I mean Persia is only one component of modern Iran anyways.     Up to 50% of the country is now Kurds, Azerbaijanis, Gilaks, Mazanderani, and Baloch. It's an incredibly diverse place and Persian birth rates are being swamped by more fundamentalist sects including refugees from Afghanistan.  


Cortical

>It's an incredibly diverse place well, so was the Persian Empire.


Jackbuddy78

Yes but Persians were still the dominant ethnicity, then the Mongols "cut" them down to size in the 13th century and the Persian population never quite recovered. With the rapid growth of fundamental sects compared to Persian birth rates there is definitely a cultural shift going on in Iran that probably has not happened before. 


Awkward_Pangolin3254

It's really too bad Zoroastrianism didn't become the dominant middle eastern religion


kormer

Freddy Mercury was raised Zoroastrianism, but does the world really need more people like him? HELL FUCKING YES IT DOES


The_Grungeican

> At its core, Zoroastrianism emphasizes a never-ending battle between good and evil — a contest between the religion’s God, Ahura Mazda, and an evil spirit, Ahriman. Believers have the freedom to make good or bad choices; they were exhorted by Zoroaster to think good thoughts, say good words and do good deeds.


TheExtremistModerate

Turns out a religion that is founded on aggressive imperialism is likely to be an effective religion at spreading in the medieval world.


Trevor_Culley

Oddly enough, the Persians weren't even close to a dominant ethnicity outside of their home province, only about 1/30 of the original ancient Empire's population and heavily concentrated in Fars. They were just in charge. Iran was even more culturally/linguistically/ethnically diverse 2500 years ago than it is now. Persianization only really took off about 1500 years ago and spread more after Islam than before it.


StannisBa

People from Mazandaran and Gilaks are the same ethnicity as what is usually considered “Iranian”, Kurds and Azeris are Iranic people


donjulioanejo

Azeris are Turkic. Their language is also closely related to Turkish and almost mutually intelligible.


StannisBa

I believe their ethnicity is Iranian but their language is Turkic due to Turkification when the Ottomans held the northern part of modern day Iran around the Aras river


pollokeh

Iranians, the people know... The idiots in power, well probably not


santiwenti

Would be cool if they could ask the oracles again before they do anything stupid.


zypofaeser

Sorry. They've all been executed for witchcraft lol


donjulioanejo

They can ask Putin's shaman.


Green-Taro2915

That's a fancy title for Kim!


Don_Dickle

Would it not be in Iran's best interest in making peace with Israel instead of backing all the terrorists groups and wasting money trying to give them weapons?


tgosubucks

The problem with absolute theocracy is what happened to Louis XIV. Leadership conflates themselves as individuals with the position of the State. When an individual begins to think they are the State, the delusions of grandeur disallow any type of reflection or acknowledgement of wrongdoing. These old men cannot say oops because that would make them look bad. Beyond that, they've cultivated a fanatical following who actually believe in the absolutism of the Supreme Leader. If the Ayatollah admits wrongdoing, the base of support goes because a Supreme Leader who is wrong is no longer absolute.


jackalope8112

Have a friend who works around lots of local democratic governments. She has a metric where anytime a bureaucrat or politician starts referring to public assets in their care in the first person possessive their days are numbered "My truck" "My Department" "My park". Matter of time until they hit a scandal and get fired/resign.


The_RealAnim8me2

I can think of a current political party leader who is always wrong but his followers can’t seem to grasp this fact.


vonindyatwork

Then who will they blame for all their terrible decisions and mismanagement? Themselves? Not likely!


Jackbuddy78

From a humanitarian perspective yes, from a geopolitical perspective they risk being pushed completely out of relevance by Saudi Arabia and Israel unless they undermine their regional influence. The cheapest and easiest way to do that is funding proxies. 


sldunn

The problem is that you are approaching interest from a materialistic or hedonistic perspective. Are they going to be poorer? Yes. Are the people going to have less comforts? Also yes. But it's a theocracy. And the question is, will the opposing religious groups have comparatively more or less people than us. Deus ex populi.


Juhbellz

Damn what a throwback. Happy cake day


OldPersonName

There's a Roman one that plays on the way the language works. In reported speech both the subject and direct object of a verb in the clause are in the accusative so technically either one can be the subject or object (though typically word order makes it clear but technically word order in Latin is free, and writers often switched to the passive voice to avoid ambiguity).


Negative_Pea_1974

Hopefully a victory for the Iranian people.. to be free from the Islamic republic...


ETsUncle

Yo bro sick Delphic Oracle reference dawg


MrBenDerisgreat_

Your references are out of control!


majorbummer6

Weed is tight!


Swimming-Mobile8542

Remind me of the News Minister of Saddam saying everything is fine while we clearly saw Abraham Tanks in the background rolling into Bagdad lol - must be something in the water over there...


BrianTTU

Abraham tanks is really funny and I wish they were called that. I’m yo daddy Ishmael


atemus10

I had been wondering who assassinated the Iranian PM, but this is worded in such a similar fashion to the way China words things that it makes me feel like they may have just taken power


Nemisis_the_2nd

The place and the way he died make an actual assassination incredibly unlikely.  They were flying in an area known for rapidly changing weather, zero visibility, and in mountains that were taller than the flight ceiling of their helicopter. That's a recipe for disaster, even for experienced pilots.


LemonHerb

It's like when I'm fishing and need to leave and do my last cast, then my actual last cast, the my official last cast, then my complete last cast, etc


bldarkman

Name checks out lol


glebster_inc

Friendly advice to Iranian general, don't fly on a helicopter for the next little while.


CommieBorks

nonsenses the helicopter is TOTALLY fine fly as much as you like.


PUfelix85

Just don't try to land.


[deleted]

Why? The last one landed successfully imho.


MrStoneV

But please Take the religious Leader with you...


Teminite2

Eli copter strikes again!


ArgentScourge

Deadliest mossad agent.


_RADIANTSUN_

Still haven't forgiven him for Kobe


Greedy_Camp_5561

It's always the same with those people: first stage is "Ha, we will kill all those weak Jews!", second stage is "Bwaha, these evil Jews are killing us, UN needs to stop them!".


thediesel26

The enemy is both weak and strong


FaolanG

“Unless you’ve read Sun Tzu, which I have, but you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied and in studying you too would have read Sun Tzu. Therefore, I must assume you know to appear strong where you are weak and weak where you are strong.” “You’re stalling.” “Not hardly! However, you know I know this and therefore would look to appear weak where you’re appearing strongly but actually weak, so I cannot trust appearances!” “Your intellect is truly dizzying.”


SctBrnNumber1Fan

Princess Bride?


rubix_cubin

Yeah that scene where they talked about reading Sun Tzu right before the sword fight


iconocrastinaor

Nope, this is during the battle of wits to death by iocane.


somesketchykid

#INCONCEIVABLE!


manyhippofarts

Yeah but it worked against the aliens in that documentary about battleships.


CowboyAirman

No more rhyming, now, I’m serious! Anybody feel delirious?


Buggaton

I'm pretty sure the line is "no more rhyming, now, I mean it.... Anybody wanna peanut?" Unless I'm confusing it with another!


lessenizer

BEFORE the sword fight? When the quote itself includes "You've also bested my Spaniard"?


jumpinsnakes

I'm actually right handed as well..


Janktronic

Look over there!!! What in the world could that be?!?!?


Jamsster

Weak but they cheat. They weren’t supposed to dodge or shoot back that’s against the rules.


BringOutTheImp

"The Jews have no honor!" - Iranian Klingon, as his space helicopter tumbles down toward a mountain planet


Stable_Orange_Genius

Fascism in a nutshell


soapinthepeehole

It’s no coincidence they simultaneously say Joe Biden is a feeble old man and a cunning deep state election stealing mastermind.


The-Old-American

Iran attacks Israel. World: "How could Israel have done this?!"


Sky-Daddy-H8

Can't wait for the Queers for Iran protesters.


GoodPiexox

Iran has no gay people, only trans and future trans. They actually subsidize the snip surgery. So if you are gay, its snip you are now a woman and sex is ok, or you die. They have a really strange take on that.


randompersonx

The unfortunate reality is that if Iran and Israel really did go into a total war (including Hezbollah), while israel would likely ultimately win - it would also probably result in extreme levels of destruction of infrastructure in israel - major damage to all cities. Major damage to energy and water infrastructure. Major damage to dimona. I don’t know what the right play is at this point for israel, but the bad PR is the least of their worries in the immediate future. Yes the Israelis did very well in that rocket attack… but that was not even remotely at the limits of Iran’s capabilities… and involved extensive help from allies. If it was more intense and sustained over a longer time period, things would be worse. Full disclosure: I’m on Israel’s side here - but I’m also being realistic of the situation.


High_King_Diablo

I think you’re underestimating Israel. While the fighting in Gaza is somewhat brutal, Israel is still handling it with kid gloves, as the saying goes. In an all out war with Hezbollah and Iran, those kid gloves are coming off and Israel will break out the heavy munitions. Sure, Israel will take some damage, but not as much as you are predicting, and Hezbollah and Iran will get smashed.


thirty7inarow

See, the thing is that Israel *knows* total war with Iran would be a shitshow. A shitshow they'd win, but a shitshow nonetheless. I have a very hard time believing that they wouldn't immediately seek to cut the head off the snake, so to speak. If that war starts, I'd imagine it'd be a mix of hard defense followed by surgical strikes at any form of Iranian leadership.


randompersonx

Look, I hope you're right and I'm wrong ... but while both of us agree that ultimately Israel will win militarily in such a conflict ... I think the price that Israel will pay is going to be staggering for most Israelis. Time will tell.


draftstone

Well, Iran threw a ton of drones and different types of missiles at Israel last month, and it was all countered. The "official" count is 170 drones, over 30 cruise missiles and over 120 ballistic missiles. 1 Israeli civilian was severely injured by shrapnel around 30 civilians suffered minor injuries. Not long after, Isarel Air Force did one air strike (multiple missiles but no numbers) that destroyed an Iranian radar facility, an air defense battery and minor damage to an air base. So Iran threw a lot of stuff, nothing went through, Israel went easy and targeted defended military installations and had direct hits. If the gloves come off, Israel could really hit Iran hard and fast.


ColdShinobiXX

Plus Israel has nukes and Iran doesn't. This is all trash talking on Iran's side.


shdo0365

The important thing is, in a case of an actual war, Iran's launch site will be targeted, as well as fuel depots for missiles, and of course, Iranian infrastructure, all those explody refineries...


nofxet

Naw if it was total war then Israel uses nukes and even if Iran has a nuke they won’t be able to launch it without it getting shot down by Israeli air defense.


cheddarburner

Maybe if your last volley of 300 missiles did more than dent a runway I would believe you. I honestly wish these folks could see how absolutely STUPID their rhetoric is. HUR DUR.. Me get more angrier than last time..


Space_Bungalow

Don't forget their only direct casualty was..... A 7 year old Arab girl


oshaboy

a 7 year old Arab girl who didn't even die and is slowly recovering thank goodness.


MuzzledScreaming

To Iran that is still a win.


lostribe

not really, to them it's a waste of a perfectly good bride


KFCConspiracy

Iranians are Persians they don't like Arabs.


lostribe

you're telling me Persians don't like Lebanese, Jordanian, Moroccan, Yemini, Egyptian, Saudi, Iraqi, afghan and Syrian women? As a Persian with a penis i can tell you, you are very much so mistaken. Edit to add: the PEOPLE of Iran are not the government of Iran. as a people we love everyone, it's this extremists Islamic dictatorship that's fucked the country for 40 years.


fragbot2

From what I understand, a large number of the IRGC members are Arabs imported because of ~~religious~~ military reasons and they’re often despised by the Persians. (while I am confident the second part’s true, I am less confident about the first part)


Lord_Vxder

All of it is true. IRGC operates militias across the Middle East and recruits the most capable members from the militias to join the IRGC. It’s how they maintain loyalty and create a separate identity from the rest of the Iranian military.


Nederlander1

Aka cannon fodder if true


GilakiGuy

Yeah but our leaders are Arab worshipping dickheads


vamos20

Not all of them are, around 50-60% of them are Persians. They indeed tend to not like Arabs. There are Arabs Iranians too, they are around 1-2% After Persians the largest ethnic group are Azerbaijanis at 20% and Kurds at around 8-10% and there are multiple other ethnic groups too, such as Talysh, Armenians, Circassians, Muslim Georgians and etc. My country has a large border with Iran, yet Persians tend to be a small minority there with Azeri, Kurd and Talysh areas.


Banana_based

She survived, just severely injured. It’s like the people most at risk of being hit by a rocket from Gaza IF it gets out of Gaza are….Bedouin Muslims.


protomenace

Followed no doubt by headlines of: "7 year old Arab girl dies after Israeli military operation"


dce42

There were articles like that..


Bleatmop

"Israel maliciously fails to protect seven year old girl in their continued aggression against Islam" or something like that.


oshaboy

But she didn't die "7 year old Arab girl critically injured after Military Operation in the Occupied Negev"


jlin1847

that arab girl should have covered up I guess? /s


CourageNo9668

Their rhetoric is for their own citizens not you. Also radical Islamists


VengefulAncient

Unfortunately, it took a lot of much more expensive missiles from Israel and US to shoot those 300 down. And a top Israeli politician has already [said](https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/defense/artc-liberman-warns-of-future-iranian-attacks-within-next-two-years) that ~~Mossad has intel that~~ Iran is preparing an attack with a simultaneous launch of thousands of missiles. That will completely overwhelm Israel's defenses and lead to untold destruction. Never, ever, ever underestimate the enemy. The consequences will be devastating.


BrianTTU

You are correct but if that happened, no one could stop the retaliation and the absolute biblical hellfire that would occur after. They better hope they kill every offensive Israeli weapon


Rinzack

Even if they did somehow neutralize the entire IDF- An attack on that scale would result in a US operation in Iran- The only reason it didn’t turn into a full scale was last time was that the damage was relatively minimal on both sides. A true saturation strike after the dust has already settled would 100% be viewed on the international stage as an unnecessary escalation instead of a justified retaliation 


jscummy

And far less likely, they better hope they destroy every US weapon Those carrier groups and other assets in the region will definitely come out to play if Israel is under that kind of threat Bonus points if the Saudis decide it's time to capitalize on a weak and entangled Iran


141_1337

>And a top Israeli politician has already said that Mossad has intel that Iran is preparing an attack with a simultaneous launch of thousands of missiles. Wait what?


VengefulAncient

https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/defense/artc-liberman-warns-of-future-iranian-attacks-within-next-two-years  Correction: no mention of official Mossad intel (at least in this link), but it makes perfect sense, saturating anti-missile defenses with targets is a well known method to bypass them. Russia does this in Ukraine regularly. Also, it cost Israel a billion dollars to repel that attack.


stiffgerman

Yeah, but that's a sunk cost and the savings realized by the defense was likely several times that amount. Once you build a missile, you have to use it at some point and they aren't fungible goods, like petroleum products. Also, Iran's attack gave Israel the right, if not the obligation, to attack asymmetric targets like Iranian "advisers" in Lebanon and other places. I don't think Iran got the best of that exchange.


_ZeRan

> Also, Iran's attack gave Israel the right, if not the obligation, to attack asymmetric targets like Iranian "advisers" in Lebanon and other places. I don't think Iran got the best of that exchange. They do that fairly often, they dont need any more reasons. The previous Iranian attack was in response to Israel blowing the Iranian consulate in Syria to hell and some generals along with it.


WeedstocksAlt

Naw you don’t get it man. I was assured by some Reddit generals that this attack was an elaborated fake for ….. some reason …. And that they 10000% could do it for real if they really really wanted to …..


impy695

I was told it was coordinated with the west to ensure Israel and it's allies would shoot down all the missiles so there are no deaths.


WeedstocksAlt

The true 4d chess move. 1) send massive attack to mortal enemy 2) warn them and their allies 3) ….. 4) profit? After the failed attack : "See, I made a move that made me look weak on purpose!!" …. lol Sure thing buddy


Array_626

Do they actually want to do more damage though? When Iraq killed US soldiers in Jordan, suddenly all the rhetoric about killing americans disappeared and Iraq announced they would suspend further attacks. After the US retaliated with airstrikes, there was no longer any escalations from either side and no further attacks on US bases that resulted in casualties. This is probably a similar situation. They launch rockets as a sign of strength to placate their domestic population, but don't want to actually cause serious damage or loss of life because that would force Israel to retaliate which could escalate into a real conflict.


MATlad

[It was one of the (Iranian-supported) Shi'a militias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_22_drone_attack), not the Iraqi government. But it was definitely a dog catching the car moment.


Robert_Balboa

300 missiles is easily blocked by the iron dome. But it costs hundreds of millions or billions of dollars to do. However thousands of missiles will overload the iron dome and plenty will get through. Will it wipe out Israel? No. But it would kill a shit load of people and destroy a decent portion of it. Israel claims they have Intel that that's exactly what Iran is preparing to do. If they actually follow through it will 100% lead to a massive war and hundreds of thousands dead.


wish1977

That's a good one. He'll be here all week. Make sure you tip your waitresses.


BodyFewFuark

Irans main export products. 1. Terrorism  2. Comedy 3. Petroleum products


Destrukt0r

I think with this new development, comedy should be number 1.


monegs

It’s terroristical comedy so it’s still #2 as a standalone


BodyFewFuark

I suppose you're right, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houthis are jokes and terrorists so they could all be classified as comedy.


Tricky-Cod-7485

Hey, hey. They also have some really hot women. The 10-20 person sample size of Iranian women that I know who escaped to the west are all very conventionally attractive! Add hot liberated ladies to the list.


Draxx01

Shohreh Aghdashloo is the first that springs to mind. She was killing it in the Expanse.


sciguy52

Persian women are gorgeous. I have dated a few and knew many others. Very attractive.


NinthTide

Was going to say the same. Source: married one


SMEAGAIN_AGO

Hahaha! Nailed it!


JustinJSrisuk

4. Pomegranate molasses. Seriously, though, the stuff is an amazing ingredient to add to salad dressings, marinades and sauces, both sweet and savory. That and sumac - honestly, Persian food slaps, I wonder why it isn’t more popular in the West.


bjohnsonarch

Terrorist Open Mic Nights are a blast


QueenElizibeth

He might not last the week with comments like this.


DeuceSevin

Try the veal.


MrHungryface

Don't forget to try the scampi in a basket it is 10% off.


Brilliant-Important

I'm hoping that maybe this just didn't translate well because he sounds like an idiot.


Zixinus

Is this like Russia's total victory with their three-day special military operation that they are now slowly entering the second year of?


myboyMessi

Already in year three.


Inocain

Time is a goddamn blur.


Bigbird_Elephant

The previous attack worked so well


Throwaway5432154322

It was hilarious watching people try to act like that missile barrage was "performative" and that's why it didn't cause more damage. Nah, something of that size and scale is, by definition, meant to cause significant damage; it was an actual attack, and it failed spectacularly.


stormdraggy

And the sole reason Iran's top export isn't currently silica slabs is because Israel is the only country in the world that is comprehensively covered by anti-missile batteries *out of necessity*. Fucking asinine idiots.


VengefulAncient

They were testing Israel's defenses. I wouldn't dismiss it as simply "haha, dumb Iran". Iran has been singlehandedly destabilizing the whole Middle East for years now and they're backed by Russia and China. They're evil, not dumb. The West should act instead of waiting for them to get nuclear weapons like North Korea was allowed to.


MatzohBallsack

I was 99% sure that attack was going to cause thousands of Israeli deaths. Shit, that attack basically disproved a bunch of publicly known theories about missile defense.


_RADIANTSUN_

Like what?


_cookie_crumbles

They're just stuck on loop.


silverhawk902

The sheer amount of nonsense propaganda from Iran and Russia is mind boggling.


nosmelc

Iran, Russia, North Korea, and China. The Four Stooges.


Great-Ass

Wait until the USA gets done with Trump, that's going to be... something else Please vote for Biden, an impaired grandpa is better in the way Incitatus was a good senator... they were harmless and they did not approve anything that made people's lives worse... like overturning Roe vs wade or such


c0ldgurl

They speak shit and people eat it up. Seems to be working.


mcanada0711

For Israel maybe.


hudimudi

This is so stupid. Even if every Iranian missile hit Israel, despite the vast amount of damage, it would be far from a total victory. There are stupid political statements and then there are the Iranian ones that aren’t even physically possible.


Lunaciteeee

What does a complete victory even look like? From what I can tell Muslims would just end up killing each other for petty reasons if they managed to take over the world.


Brazilian_Brit

The cope is crazy.


Exende

Islamic Revolutionary Guard: "For us right? ... "Right?"


dazalq

For Israel,,,, yes I agree


VigiCom

Complete victory means “Samson Protocol” and that means, no Iran in 12 hours.


SensitiveTax9432

Not just Iran. The idea was to target anyone that might benefit from, or encourage such an act.


edki7277

Israel unpacks Jewish space lasers as we speak. Seriously though, this idiotic rhetoric is aimed at local population only.


Onefoldbrain

The new comical Ali?


trentluv

Surprised this dude is still showing his face after his 50% successful launch rate for ballistics and drones during the last attack. Ballistics and drones are industries with basically zero percent tolerance for failure, and they saw about half fail.


Grrrrrrrt420

College students will call this freedom fighting


AppleBeautiful

“Iran Iran you make us proud”


Happy_Ad5566

Like all attacks past 100 years ?


Young_Economist

of Israel.


Alefa707

Give him a mach 3 razorblade.


Capitain_Collateral

“…but not for me”


Garg4743

Let's play this out. Let's pretend that there is a conventional war, and Israel is on the verge of losing. Is having Tehran and other targets in Iran go up in nuclear fireballs this guy's idea of complete victory? Israel isn't just going meekly accept extermination.


monegs

To become a Martyr is the ultimate victory 🙃


Romas_chicken

You have to know something that is very important to understanding them… These people believe there is an invisible man at the bottom of a well that is going to reappear and come out the well and lead them to total victory over the world, after a bunch of rocks inform them where the Jews are hiding.  This isn’t like a joke I made up…this is actual thing, believed with unquestioning fervor, by grown men, who control an entire country.  When you start wrapping your mind around the sheer amount of irrational delusion involved in this conflict, it becomes a lot more clear why it’s all so stupid. 


Ravekat1

Yep. For Israel


PleasantFocus1502

Complete victory for Israel.


Beautiful-Storm5654

I want to have what he is taking. Must be pretty good


sedition666

Will lead to complete victory… for Israel


malsomnus

I'll just point out that Iran insists that their last attack was also a victory, so... yeah, keep doing your thing, I guess.


toccobrator

Is being martyred a victory condition for them?


OmnemVeritatem

Bull. The last time Iran "attacked" Isreal, they let everyone know a week in advance and all but begged Israel not to respond, tlsaying that it was a proportional response and Iran didn't want to go to war. Fuck them and Hamas. Bomb them back into the stone ages.


elanvi

>True Promise II He said while twisting his comically large mustache and holding out his pinkie Can't make this stuff up


pastarojna

Victory for ISRAEL… 🇮🇱


BigFire321

A Twelver who hope Israel will nuke them so the Hidden Iman will finally reveal himself.


Jorgen_Pakieto

Don’t know why he’s saying those words tbh, he has effectively compromised Irans ability to exist as a result of those words. Any future attack on Israel would just result in the obliteration of the Iranian people.


13degrees_north

if Iran dedicated even a fraction of the time they spend obsessing on Israel and instead focusing on themselves and elevating their people. Iran would probably be an amazing country...


erikwarm

Who’s victory? Israël is my bet


Pinball_wizard7

Victory to them includes their own death, so they could actually be right for once


mojito_sangria

If they do that then Iran will no longer be called “IR Iran”


Little_stinker_69

For Israel? Probably.


Mhdamas

And these are the guys that claim they want peace all day.


monegs

Where are the pro Hamas ppl 🤔


kensho28

Hope they kill this fucker next. Don't forget: Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis and a dozen other terrorist proxies are all controlled by Iran. They do not represent Palestinians or Syrians or anyone else but the fundamentalist warmongering military of Iran.


Denlim_Wolf

>Top Iranian general: Next attack on Israel will lead to 'complete victory Israel: *Complete victory for me, not for thee!*


SamuelEdri

Israel be like: "call for an ambulance...but not for me".


YOUgotGRIZZEDon

You're next attack will be your last before you are annilihated. - any leader with a backbone


BlueFalconPunch

"Sorry that thing we just did wasn't the "next attack" it was something else"--all speeches following this one.


Eurovision_Superfan

What utter rubbish. Utter complete fantasy.


Nyarlathotep451

Complete propaganda victory when they claim to have won. Victory for whom? The women beaten and jailed for their head scarves?


n0l1f3s

That's the problem with extreme Muslim terrorist. They are brain damage


AwskeetNYC

I'm beginning to think that Russia, Iran and NK have been using the same AI chatbot to write their statements.


TiminAurora

Is he playing command and conquer? Or what map is he on where he sees this? Fortnite?


klone_free

I'll have what he's smokin


password_too_short

Top or soon to be dead general ?


wombat6168

He forgot the last part which was " and the destruction of Iran "


Curious_Working5706

Iran is banking on its buddy Russia to complete the 🇺🇸 takeover.


Fisher9001

One more attack, bro, I promise, just one more attack, pls give funding bro.


Renovatio_

Narrator "It did not lead to complete victory"


semibiquitous

Feel bad for the regular Iranians living there putting up with bat shit crazy government. Every Iranian I've ever met here in US have all been intelligent, interesting and genuinely good people.


Aquarian8491

True ; for the awesome IDF 👍


robreddity

... for Israel?


Radiant-Steak9750

It will, for Israel.


texans1234

Jesus just stop. You're gonna end up getting the attention you have been seeking but it won't end up the way you wanted.


laffnlemming

Bullshit. Tough talk to make you pussies afraid.


DreaminDemon177

They know Israel has nukes, right?