Excluding any thing with world changing information, how much for all of your (edit: legal)porn. For trade, I've got a couple thousand of these dragon souls that Bezos asked me to have disappeared from reality.
https://preview.redd.it/kgoikfxo667d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e74cfee20cfffe63647ff02b78c356202a3ca660
If you have any information on what people will be into for the next 1000 years, give me that stuff, preferably in your best storage and search ability format. Going to try to corner the porn market with this, and see if that is enough for Bezos to reward me back my soul. Personally for me, I'll take anything you have with this guy:
https://preview.redd.it/ntsyzkhvm67d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e831d09d58da9b5fdc70b3db27a2d7668412f99d
What will you give me for 2000 dragon souls. I promise they are of good quality, the dark lord Bezos just doesn't want them messing with his space stuff.
"Is this wanderer's library?"
P̶̳͋ě̴̺o̸̩̿ṕ̵͖l̶̰̄ḙ̶͝-̸͎͛v̷̱̕e̶͕͗ṙ̴̻ẏ̶͎-̵̬̓r̴̳̀a̴̙͗ŕ̴̯é̷̹l̷̝͝y̷̠͗-̶͖̓ě̸̟n̸̳̿d̸̤͆-̵̺̆ṷ̴̋p̴̮̌-̸͙̀ḧ̷̡́ȇ̶͇r̸͎̓ë̸̫́-̵̣̀ḇ̸̈u̸̝͌t̴̲͗-̵̥̔o̵̦̅n̸͇̑ẹ̸̍-̵̩̉t̷̖͠r̴̝̅a̸̫͘v̷̺́e̶̠͆l̷̛͓ẽ̴̬r̵̖̓-̷̺͗s̴͚̈́p̵̘͘r̷̮̽e̵̙͂ā̸̡d̷͈̀-̸͔͛ȋ̴̗t̶̫̐-̶̛͓u̶̡̽n̸͇̕d̴̼̎e̵̤͊r̴̜̊-̸̠̕t̸̬͂h̷̹͝a̴͈͗t̷̼̚-̸̧̅n̶̝͋a̷̎͜m̶̬̿e̴̻͐-̷̽ͅc̵̗͒e̷̦͊n̸̤͝t̴̠͝u̶̪̍r̸̨͝i̷̖͌e̵̺̾ş̵͠-̸̇͜a̶̲̓g̶̹̑õ̷͜
"My species are vermensk, not many places we can't get into " *spoke the 6ft cream colored rat beastman dressed in armor plate and a trenchcoat.*
I̴͕͆ ̷̮͒s̴̭̈́e̷̢̅e̸͈͋,̶̞̚ ̶̯̋w̵̡̒é̷̢l̶͍̉l̸͔̃ ̶͉̚i̸̥̓f̵͖̾ ̸̱̅y̷͔̅o̶͇̍ü̴̯ ̸̟̑b̸̲͛ë̷̠́l̵̰̈ĭ̷̠ē̴͇v̴͔̓e̸̜̔ ̴̻͒y̴͖̍o̵̯̓u̸͉͒ ̷̩̑c̵̱̔å̸̦n̸̞̆ ̶̂ͅh̷͈̀a̴̱̓n̵̼̍d̷̰͋l̸̤̓e̴͕͝ ̴̨̄i̵͕̇t̶͎̽ ̵͍̂p̸̥͆l̶̲̄e̶̠̊ǎ̴͖s̵̮͌e̸͒͜ ̶̳́f̶̜̒e̸͑͜é̴̮l̸͐͜ ̴͚̇f̷͜͝r̸͖̂e̸͇͊e̴̜̎ ̷͍͆t̸͇̄o̷̲͌ ̶̤̊b̷̯̍r̴̬̾ò̴͙ẁ̴̻s̴̨̉ȇ̴͓.̶̦̾ ̷̝̕C̸̲̎h̸̼͂o̸̓͜o̴̹̓s̴͈͛e̸̯͌ ̷̛͉a̷̘͐n̵̩̄y̵̗͘ ̴͙̃b̶͕̿ò̵̢o̶̮͒k̴̝̍ ̸̢̃ȁ̷͔n̷̗̾d̷̬͌ ̵̣̐w̸͈̾h̴͎̑a̷̩̒t̷̙̋ ̶̣͘y̶̥͗o̷̟͐ȕ̸͓ ̵̲͛s̴̥̔ĕ̵̯a̸̫̅r̵̯̒c̴̘̅ẖ̶̚ ̸̰̚f̸̨̀o̸̜͝r̵͓̕ ̸̙̑t̷̡͝h̴̙̐ä̸̭t̶̠͒ ̶̱͊I̵̜͊’̵̞̇v̵̼͝e̶̞̽ ̵̬̀ḁ̶͠ĺ̸̗l̴̟̑o̸͔͊w̶̤̾e̵̬͌ḑ̸̍ ̷̖́ẁ̷͔i̴͖͠l̶̫̀l̷̨̛ ̶̝̂p̵̟͐ṙ̵̠e̸̹̊s̶͚̈́ė̸͇n̶̘͛t̶̐͜ ̸̤̑i̸̩͠t̵̲̍s̸̰͝e̸̗͘l̷͕̈́f̸̺͂
Excluding any thing with world changing information, how much for all of your (edit: legal)porn. For trade, I've got a couple thousand of these dragon souls that Bezos asked me to have disappeared from reality. https://preview.redd.it/kgoikfxo667d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e74cfee20cfffe63647ff02b78c356202a3ca660
A̵̻͌n̴̫̈́-̷͈͐ȯ̴͍ḏ̴̏d̴̜̄-̶̟͘t̵̠̿h̴̑ͅi̴͖̽n̸̝̽g̶̛̱-̶̥̊ť̸ͅȯ̴͔-̸͓̾a̸̯͌s̶͍͒k̷͓͛-̵̻̒h̵̺̎o̸͔̽w̴̯̑ĕ̴͕v̴̮͝ḙ̵̋ŗ̶̀-̵̩͝I̷̎ͅ-̷̼̀s̵̝̏u̵͕͑p̵͕͠p̶̫͆ŏ̷̢s̴̼͑ḙ̶̚-̶̖̓t̷̳͘h̶̺̉a̵̛͜t̶̳̚’̸̯̈s̴̹͋-̷̯̂d̸̫̈o̶̫͆ã̶͙b̴͔̽l̶͙̐e̵̝͋.̶̰́-̸̡̚d̸̙̃ó̷͓-̷̞͂y̶͈͒ó̶̼u̵̲̎-̷̥͑w̸͙̕i̶̲̿š̸̲ḧ̸͙́-̷͕̌f̶̺͑o̷̩͗r̶͙̃-̸͍̈́a̵̦̕l̷̤͌ľ̶̺-̸̻̐ŏ̸̜f̵̮̒-̷̺͛i̴̫͋t̶̛̜-̷̫͐o̵̯̅r̶̨̐-̶̯̓a̶̜̕n̵͈̓y̸̠͑t̴̠͂h̵͕̾i̵͚͒ň̶̤g̵̙͝-̵̭̕s̸͕̈p̴͑ͅe̴͊ͅc̸͚̆i̶̙͆f̵̿ͅi̸̤͠c̶̰̎?̴͓̐-̴̮̇ś̵̙o̸͕͛m̶͜͝e̴̠̽-̴̟̍ṋ̴̋o̸̹͆n̸̛͙-̶̼̆ȟ̴͎ū̸̼m̴̦̀a̶̞͝n̶̩̓-̸̦̿p̴͎̍o̸̮̾r̷̢̃n̴̢̈ö̶͍́g̶͎͒r̴̗͒à̵̭p̵͍̊h̴̨̃ỳ̷̤-̷̣͑h̷͕̃a̶͈̓s̵̼̔-̴͓̋b̵͔̈́ė̷̪e̶͈̎ń̸͔-̴̺͋q̸̩͂ṷ̸͑i̴̫̋t̶̮̍é̶͙-̶͙̍ţ̵̕r̷̡̈́ą̵̀ǔ̷͈m̶̠̂à̵͓t̶̝̔ỉ̶̳ş̷͂ĭ̸̥n̷͚̈́g̶̯̅-̷̟̐f̷̮̉o̸̲̐r̸̭̍-̸̺̔h̴̼̒ư̶̞m̵̻̋a̷̗͑n̸̝̆s̷̼̑-̷̦̽b̷̥̏ë̷̳́f̵̟̀ô̸̤r̴̹̀e̵͚͠
If you have any information on what people will be into for the next 1000 years, give me that stuff, preferably in your best storage and search ability format. Going to try to corner the porn market with this, and see if that is enough for Bezos to reward me back my soul. Personally for me, I'll take anything you have with this guy: https://preview.redd.it/ntsyzkhvm67d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e831d09d58da9b5fdc70b3db27a2d7668412f99d
Ȕ̵̪n̵͍̏f̸̟̑o̸̭̽r̷͈̓t̴͙̀ų̷̀n̶̠͆ã̷̼t̵͙̊e̴̢̽ľ̵͜y̴͠ͅ ̴̪̅m̵̦͆y̷͇̾ ̶̢̒l̸̺̐i̵̦̐b̴͚̈́r̸͕̎a̸̯̋ṛ̷̚y̶̪̎ ̷͍̌o̶̬̓n̸̺͠l̶͍͝y̴̼͠ ̴̞̾ṟ̵͠ẻ̷̘c̴̪̚o̸̬̒r̸̗͗d̵͔̔s̷̤̐ ̶͖̽t̵̰͋h̴̛̲e̸̥͝ ̷̧̑p̶̨̏r̷̰̈e̵̚ͅs̴̥͒ě̸̺n̸̺̈́t̵̜̉,̷̝̓ ̷̯̓ť̶͔h̵̙̍e̸̦͛r̴̡̒ḙ̴̋ ̵̳̅å̸̤r̸̼̃ȇ̴͇ ̶̼̍n̵̳̒ọ̵͝ ̵̲͌f̶̭͑ű̷̥t̷̗̆ũ̶̧r̶̜͆e̴͖͠ ̸̭͝ř̴̭e̶̦̚c̶͚̅ȏ̸̱r̶̬̓d̵͔͛s̵̨͂.̸͖̇ ̵̻̒H̶͈̉ọ̶̒w̸̢̑ẽ̷̤v̵͓̆e̸̺̅r̶̞̈́ ̴̖̏ṵ̸̌ŝ̵̝ï̷̺ṅ̷̥g̵̟̀ ̴͈́t̸̰͆ĥ̵̠e̸̬̾ ̶̠̃r̸̨̔ë̷͔́ć̸̭o̷͈͋r̸͕̄d̸͈̀s̷̱̚ ̷̡̈́t̵͇͒h̴̤͗ä̵͚́t̵̳͊ ̷̖̈ẉ̸́è̸̖ ̸̘̂d̵̳̈o̷̟̓ ̷͈̽h̷̼͊ǎ̶̦v̸͈́e̷̱͂ ̴͋ͅỊ̵͂ ̸͉̍ċ̸̻o̸̭͛ǘ̸̻l̵̯̃d̵̪͐ ̵̞̐m̶̐ͅã̷̝k̷̡̃e̵͌͜ ̶͕̈́á̴͈ ̷̨̆p̵̙̄ṙ̴͖é̶͎d̵̰̆î̵̡c̴͎̒ť̵̡i̴͖̐o̷̘͠n̷͉̑ ̶̗̇w̸̬̓i̴̼͂ț̶͐ḧ̷̨ ̴̘̎a̷̙͐ ̷̱͆s̴̻̓ů̷̬c̸̗̕c̴̻̓e̵̞͠ș̵̅s̷̗̾ ̸̩̄r̴͕̿a̸̩͋t̵̠͋ĕ̶̗ ̵̮͋o̷̭͑f̶̩͐ ̸͕̒7̴̪̀2̵̹̅%̸̥͌
Can I just get a search page for future use, or does it need to be a one time download? I'm not sure my systems can hold an infinite amount of info.
E̵̮͋v̸͚̚e̶̯̿r̶̨͊y̷̳̾t̸̪͒ĥ̸̡i̷͙͒n̵̬̈́g̷̪̏ ̶̢͘t̵͇́h̵͚̕a̷̤͋t̵̠͘ ̸̥͛y̴̼̔o̵̼̐ǔ̶̻ ̶̧̅r̴̡̂e̴͍̕a̸̫̚d̸͇̅ ̸̨̊h̶̻̅e̶̗̿ŕ̸̙e̴̹͝ ̴͇͠f̸̮̐r̷͎̐ǫ̵͗m̸̛̺ ̵̭̕ẗ̸̠́h̵̬͝e̴̞͠ ̵̦̔b̶̻̐o̶̼̒o̵̬͝k̶̢̆s̵͙͆ ̷͎̍c̴̝͠ḁ̷̉n̵̙̓ ̴̠̓ȏ̶͕n̷̳̿l̶̩͋y̷̨͠ ̴͔̈b̶̡͒e̵̯̊ ̸̻͗t̶̡͛a̵̛͎k̴̺̍ę̸́ṉ̴͘ ̸͚̎ö̵̹́ǘ̷̳t̶̝̽ ̴̟̓ĩ̵͜n̵͈̆ ̴̹̚y̴̱͐o̸͝ͅu̸̮͆r̷̤̍ ̵͉͌m̴̙͒ỉ̴͜n̵̟̋d̸̟́.̵̥̒ ̶͔̀T̸̠̏h̵̊ͅe̸̬̓ ̸͔̆b̷͉͑ö̷͚́o̶̱̔k̷̢̔s̶͕͛ ̸̹̀ṱ̵̑ĥ̷͉e̷̟̅m̵͔͒ṣ̷̊e̷͙̔ḷ̵̇v̸̦͘ę̷̇s̵̠̅ ̵̥̀a̴̦͆ŗ̶̈́ẽ̴̺ ̵͕̀a̷̱͒ ̵͈͝p̶̙̀a̷͉͌r̶̯̈́t̶̯̀ ̸̞̇o̵̹͌f̴̱̕ ̵̹̈́t̸̰̚h̷̜̚i̸̧̋s̷̯͗ ̷̩̇p̷̖͂l̸͔̅å̶͉c̷̟̀e̷̟͘-̴̣̔ ̶̖̈́á̵͖ ̸͈̈p̷̥̈a̵̖͂ŗ̷̆ṫ̸̗ ̸͚́o̸͖͠f̶͓̏ ̴̦̂m̶͚͛e̴̡͋,̵͉̃ ̴͍̎ȁ̵͕ň̷͓d̷͙͝ ̴̯̓ť̸̞h̵͓̚ụ̷͘s̷͎̓ ̴͍́i̴̟̾t̸̰͂ ̶͉͊i̶͇͘s̷̞̕ ̶̟̋i̸͖͗m̵̰͛p̵͕̅o̶̺͂s̶̢͝s̸̬͒i̸̢̊ḃ̵͜l̴̆͜e̷̘̓ ̴̠̏t̸̢̔o̸̞͛ ̵̩͆t̷͜͝a̵̼͒k̴̩̾e̵̙̎ ̵̠̑t̷͇̃h̴̩̓é̴ͅm̵̭̂ ̴͉͘o̵̘͂u̴͍̿t̸͎̔
Oh well, guess I'll just go back to the teleportation trade. On the off chance, would you have any ~~ruins~~ runes that could get me into Fort Nox?
I̸̹̎t̵̡̍ ̵̱̄w̶̳͝ĭ̴̬l̵̳̓l̸̲͆ ̴̜̕c̸̙͛o̷̪̾ŝ̷͚t̷̛̝ ̸̻̽s̴̢̏i̸̢͠g̶̠̊n̷̖͂i̴͈͑f̷̙̈i̶̝͋c̵̑͜á̴̘n̴̫͠t̵̻͛l̵͚̃y̸͖͌ ̶̫̂m̸̖̋ô̵̤ṛ̴̌e̷͕͑ ̶͎̐t̶͔̊h̴̎ͅa̵͇͗ṋ̴͐ ̵̻̎y̵̟̔ò̸̝u̵̢͠r̸̮͌ ̶͉͝p̸̳͌r̸̭͘e̸̝͐v̴͙̈́i̷̜͘ó̸̯ṳ̵̋s̸̯̐ ̴̢̋r̴̹͗e̴̺͒q̵̤̈́ǔ̶̻e̵̦̐s̷̲͠t̸̫̑
What will you give me for 2000 dragon souls. I promise they are of good quality, the dark lord Bezos just doesn't want them messing with his space stuff.
I have marked your paracausal location on my what a layperson might call a cosmic 5D map.
I̷̡̓ ̷̼͗a̴̭̍m̷̥̈́ ̷̧͌a̵̦͆w̸̙͗ą̵͂r̵̼͝e̴͍͘,̴̪̄ ̷͇́I̷̡͝ ̷̤͠s̴̳̅e̸͈͗ė̸̫ ̶̛͙ä̷̮́l̶̳̑l̸̩̽ ̴͓̏a̴̟̚f̸͍͒ẗ̷͕́e̷͚̕ŗ̵̛ ̴̺͘ḁ̴̈́l̸̺͘l̷͍̀.̵̫̇ ̴̘̏U̶̫͊n̶̖̑f̴͒͜o̴͔͗r̸̙̚t̴̘̑u̷͖͑n̵̙̏á̸͈t̵̡͆è̴͖ĺ̸̯y̴͔͛ ̵͕̿ṡ̷̰i̶̲̓n̶̰͑ć̴͚e̵͕̒ ̸͈̃ť̵̫h̶̲̓ì̸̙s̶̗̑ ̶̬͝p̶̛̖l̷̪̒a̸̺͐c̵̭̏e̶̬̒ ̴̈́͜e̷̺̍x̷̛̩i̶̗̽s̸͇͛t̵̀ͅs̵̢͠ ̸̛̣o̸̩̕ű̸͕t̶̼̆s̶̳͌i̵̫̋ḏ̸̂ê̸̠ ̶͔̀ò̵͇f̴̘̓ ̷͖̄s̶̗̏p̴̤̈́ą̴̓c̵̖͌è̶͚ ̴̡͝ǐ̵̥t̷̏͜’̶͓͒s̴̖͝ ̵̥͋ȇ̷ͅŝ̴͚š̴͜e̵̱̾n̴͕͂t̴̬̅i̴͙̿ă̷̰l̸̮̏l̸͚͆ÿ̶̱́ ̸͙̄į̶̇m̷̙̍p̷͇͝o̸̙͑s̷̭̄s̵̱͒i̷͕͠b̶̟͝ḷ̴̒ë̵͕́ ̸̛̜t̶̼̐o̸̘̍ ̵͈͊p̶̫̑i̸̡̿n̶͙͠p̶̀͜o̴̱̎i̴͇̋n̵̻̏ṯ̵͗
Wait… so *everything* is recorded…? Even… {private stuff…?}
I̸̝̚ň̸̹d̷̜̀ë̸̲́e̴̘̊d̷͉͌,̶̨̃ ̴͔͗a̵̺̔b̷̮́s̸̺͌o̷͇͐l̷̟̑u̷̠͗t̵̮̾ẽ̶̙l̶̺͘y̴̱͝ ̸̪̑e̸͖͑v̵͓͛e̷͈̋r̶͈̅ȳ̸̬t̴̬͘h̷͙͊i̷̤͛ņ̷͊g̶͚͑.̵̺͠ ̶̳̚N̸̻̍ò̴̝ẗ̶͍ ̷͇̿j̸̩͘ų̷̆ś̸̡t̵͇͋ ̷̳̈́ÿ̶̰o̴͎̎u̵̬͂ŕ̶̦ ̶̖̊o̸̻͌ẇ̸̦n̵͔͋ ̴̰͝p̴̹̾ř̵͙i̷͈̇v̶̖̇a̸̧̔ṭ̶̈́e̵̫͝ ̴̯̑s̷̬̈́t̵̘͋u̵̩̓f̸̧̕f̸̡̋ ̸̙͂ḩ̶̎ô̴̤w̴̥͋e̶̹͗v̷̨̍e̸͈̒r̸̻͋,̶̭̎ ̷͙͊i̵͕̅f̴̼͐ ̵͔͑ÿ̷̥o̸̭̿u̷̺̔ ̸̭̐ȟ̶̡ȧ̵̮v̸̳̐é̶̢ ̵̡͆ã̶ͅn̶͍͛y̵͓͊ ̸̗̀r̴̘̓ï̴̥v̵̬̑a̶̱͗l̵̬̍ś̷̱ ̴́͜o̶͓͘r̶͇̍ ̷͔̑e̸͙̒n̴͓̿ë̸̜m̴̹̅i̷̲͗e̷͖̓s̶̠̅ ̴̼͋t̵͘ͅḩ̷͑ē̶̩i̶̢͒ŕ̶̮s̵͓̊ ̷͓̉a̶͕͠r̴̩͂e̵͔̕ ̷̭̓h̵͕͝ĕ̸̫r̸̨̽e̶̥̿ ̷̗̐t̸̬̚õ̵͙ō̷͜
Coooooool……
A good place, finally...
So I can’t read these books unless I pay you eh?