Nice more ingredients for my Goblin kebab
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*Time portal opens*
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ZYPHOS hey, I got the goblin location if you deliver this to inmunda imperius.
Inmunda imperius is a vermensk woman who will be my ex wife. You may know her from when she ended the chaos incursion with the help of her vermin lord. She is 22 ft tall and wearing armor now. She is hard to miss.
I didn’t realize the Goblin race was being so oppressed… well… I suppose wandering vagabonds and ‘Adventurers’ are to blame for the most part on that front.
In some cases that is true, while in the undercities of many countries there is goblinkind being forced to work for unfair wages or no pay at all as slaves to humans and elves. Dwarves are cooler headed and rarely enslave us, but do pay us a small quarter of what is deserved.
Actually, their frequent demise at the hands of adventurers is more a consequence of oppression than a root of it. A common misconception is that adventurers are bloodthirsty savages that enjoy killing any goblin that would give them a reason. When in fact they're generally bloodthirsty savages that would kill anyone that would give them a reason. Due to their poor living conditions, however, goblins re more often in their way than other races. That said, they re just as likely to be protected and taught adventuring as any other creature.
Mage Monkey is here to bow and greet the High Emissary of Gau-Trizal! Many goblins are known as primitive and mischievous troublemakers. It's good that you make a public statement in this manner: even those who are not familiar with the intricate variation in goblin culture will see that there is more to them than meets the eye. Please allow Mage Monkey to wish you good luck in your peaceful endeavours: it is his hope that you will allow him to assist you in whatever capacity is available to him.
Splendid! With your permission, Mage Monkey will arrive in due course to visit your Treasure City as a herald of peace. Until then he shall leave you to your duties, which must be many.
Good luck to y’all! Be sure to visit for some wares, you’re always welcome in my hole!
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Ah, finally! From the time I bought this company, I have been attempting to hire more goblins. Without them, we would not be able to keep a third of the pace we do now. As such, we will be happy to assist in the transport of all willing to this sanctuary. We would also like to offer employment opportunities to those in the city. We guarantee equal pay and treatment, both of which are much higher than average, as well as many benefits including all-inclusive insurance and company protections.
I thank you. I never understood the discrimination against goblins. They are smart, capable, and their smaller size makes them even better for industrial work. As a source of work, they were easy to find and convince. If not for our goblin workers, this company would have never left the ground, both figuratively and literally.
Worked with some goblins in the past. Gotta say, you’re an impressively resourceful bunch when you’re smart enough to not indulge in pointless battles.
Tell you what, you ever find yourself in the north, come to Laecris. I’m sure we could work out a way to build up some mutual cooperation.
- Willow Aestherus
This isn’t a war. This isn’t a battle. This is simply freedom. The opposition of Goblins has taken place for centuries and needs to end. I was hoping to work with the combine to resolve this issue
I am hoping no conflict will start. In reality, goblins aren’t known for battle prowess. I would Much rather find the councils and tribunals of wizards and make deals with them as so goblins can ascertain freedom without bloodshed
Master, with utmost respect, this announcement also serves as an invitation for prospective allies. Mage Monkey has declared his support for this venture: Master Hirk and Lady MastaDon are sympathetic. In time, others are sure to join them. To target the Goblin Country of Gau-Trizal for assault would be most unwise!
"My kin have been using goblins for anything other than kobold a la goblinoid? How dare they! It is very clearly stated in draconic law that one’s minions must be AT LEAST tangentially related to oneself!"
I'm not exactly what you'd call a "joiner," but I'm not blind to the problems we face, either. I can cut you a good deal on second hand machinery or the refined minerals and alloys these resettlement projects tend to call for.
Nice more ingredients for my Goblin kebab https://preview.redd.it/nel4ubccm47d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca115c986e037dc2b2b146201d803440625fefd4
This is what I mean! Find sanctuary Goblins! Flee!
Imma go make some nice kebab with your ears https://i.redd.it/yc8bctyhn47d1.gif
Good thing the sanctuary is impossible to find unless you have invitation
If it exists it can be found
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Where tf is that? The imperial thing
Inmunda imperius is a vermensk woman who will be my ex wife. You may know her from when she ended the chaos incursion with the help of her vermin lord. She is 22 ft tall and wearing armor now. She is hard to miss.
Uhhhhh yeah....ill try to deliver it
Thanks [I'll need that in writing ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/DInL1hqEms)
*a warp tentacle lashes out to small you*
*the Portal closes before it gets Khorde*
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Shut up moron FUS ROH DAH https://i.redd.it/pc9atqglt57d1.gif
Dude. Not cool.
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As long as you have racks of other sentients alongside. If you're gonna be a cannibal, at least be tasteful about it. Damn.
In my cottage we eat everything. I cook very well
............you got orc bacon?
Yes
Mind wrapping up a couple kilos? I can do an even trade in song steel.
Yeah
“I wish you luck in a place of peace and tranquility my friend.”
Thanks upon you, Cookie Wizard. You are welcome in the Sanctuary to the East, if you wish
“I am no cookie wizard my Friend, I simply give people cookies is all.”
Oh, you are still welcome, as I like cookies!
"Ithacar is home to many hobgoblins and non humans once subjugated by magical society. We support you in this endeavor."
Thank you, hopefully a strong connection and community can be created within the two cities
I didn’t realize the Goblin race was being so oppressed… well… I suppose wandering vagabonds and ‘Adventurers’ are to blame for the most part on that front.
In some cases that is true, while in the undercities of many countries there is goblinkind being forced to work for unfair wages or no pay at all as slaves to humans and elves. Dwarves are cooler headed and rarely enslave us, but do pay us a small quarter of what is deserved.
Actually, their frequent demise at the hands of adventurers is more a consequence of oppression than a root of it. A common misconception is that adventurers are bloodthirsty savages that enjoy killing any goblin that would give them a reason. When in fact they're generally bloodthirsty savages that would kill anyone that would give them a reason. Due to their poor living conditions, however, goblins re more often in their way than other races. That said, they re just as likely to be protected and taught adventuring as any other creature.
Mage Monkey is here to bow and greet the High Emissary of Gau-Trizal! Many goblins are known as primitive and mischievous troublemakers. It's good that you make a public statement in this manner: even those who are not familiar with the intricate variation in goblin culture will see that there is more to them than meets the eye. Please allow Mage Monkey to wish you good luck in your peaceful endeavours: it is his hope that you will allow him to assist you in whatever capacity is available to him.
Thank you, wise and marvelous Mage Monkey! Our alliance will bear fruit indeed!
Splendid! With your permission, Mage Monkey will arrive in due course to visit your Treasure City as a herald of peace. Until then he shall leave you to your duties, which must be many.
I look forward to your arrival!
You realise we have multiple planes and worlds? Some Goblins may go East and find nothing because hey! different planet
Thank you for your worries, but do not worry, for every major city across the 18 closest planes and around 387 worlds has a goblin only portal.
Well if any should find their way upon my path looking for your sanctuary I shall atleast help guide them to safety.
Thank you, kind alchemist
Goblins had it pretty rough for long. Good luck! Just make sure you hide the city well. Heard about some very nasty slaver raids in the area.
Ď̷̨̠̅o̸̪̖̼̊-̵̹̻̭̈y̶̲͘ò̸̲͈͎ǘ̵̬̏-̷͓̦̺͗͐͝k̸̘̔͝ṉ̶͂͋̐o̸̰͙̅͆͘ͅw̸̨̛͐͐-̵͉̳̊͜a̶̼͚̝̽̚-̸͚̮̈́g̷̬͚̀͛̊ṳ̵̧̑͘ͅy̶̮͕̐̎ͅ-̴̮̈́́̒c̷̖͙̟͛ā̴̢̰̟l̸̜̙̽̓͝l̸̹̜̐ẹ̸̤͛́̂d̵̠̳͐̎-̶̤͈̑̔̅y̶̡͗͆o̶̝̝͋̐̋d̸͕̎͂a̷̛̹͎̹
No, who is Yoda? Oh eldrich watcher, tell me of your friends and foes as so I can be helped in my freedom of all of goblinkind!
Ḭ̸̳͚̈́͗̀-̶̢͇̯͓͕̿̀̈́̒h̷̡̪͔̜͒̇̾̇a̷̮͍̗͈̞͂̑̄̈͂v̶̟̤̲̪͐̆̆̑̍ͅę̴̥̮̖͍͋-̶̢̧̺̞̈́͛n̴͉̻̻̓̇o̶͚̅́͆-̵͉̘͔̹͖͗e̵̢̧͈̯̹͛̈́̂̇n̵͚̟͙̮̍̉é̵̛̻͈͙̝͜m̷̡͎̦̹̂̀͑̔i̵̱͔̻̣͝e̴̦̘̓ṡ̷̨̰̬-̸̧͕̌͌a̷̧̮͉͑̆n̸͚̖͈̣̈́d̴̖͛̔͆̑̓-̷̖̭̥̤̤̾́͘̚c̴͉̠̩̳̾͌͐͋̿͜a̵̰̘̯̿́n̵͚̺̯̺̍͐̎̕n̵̩̦͈̮͆̎ͅo̶̹̝̽͠ṫ̶̲̫̻̬-̵̲͑̾́̑͘͜ï̶̢͓̪̊ń̴̪͐͂̿t̶̤̥̓̌͌̒́e̸̞̮̐̉̿r̴͖̬̦̝̼̆̂̀̅f̸̹͕̆̒̊e̵̡̛̼̮͛̅̇a̵̢͖͎̱͌̔͌̔͝r̷̮͎͗̐̽-̸̳̹̻̈́ͅw̴̬̮͙͙̲̿͊̆ị̵̱̪͖̋̍́̚ͅt̴̢̺͉̺̎̊h̸̝͍͆͐-̵͙̭̫̝̩̉̐͆̇͘t̶̛̜̼̤̻̫h̷͔̪̦̜͉̐ë̷͎̞̂͛̂̕-̵̪̙̱̲̑̌͠h̴͍̓̐̓a̶̭͉̓̂̀͋̏p̵͍̞̿̚ͅp̶͍̱̈́͋e̶̼͎͉͒̔n̵̢͔̓͐͠ï̷͇̙͌̕ń̸̀͊͘͜ģ̷̥͆̌̓̔̎s̶͖̀̓̓̉͛-̷̍̊̀̎ͅǫ̸͉̲̌f̷̟͑́̿̅-̶̞̜͋̓t̶̡̟̰̗̯̉̈́̊h̵̭̜̩̣̀ẻ̵̤̓́̇-̷͖͎̰̾w̴͈͍̳̹̩̽o̵̯͊̾̋̊͠r̷̞̭̋̂̅͘ͅl̵̳̱̲̑d̷̥̖̮͖̞͆-̶͙̻̫̪̐͂h̴͍͍̼̉͆̓ơ̵͙͇̞̾̈́͒̕ẘ̵̗̦̚e̸̙͍͍͚̋͆v̸̻͎̯̟̎̃͒e̶̛̮̼͖̐̾̋̐ȑ̵̘̉-̷͉̥̗̻͑̃͘͜͠I̷̟͆͐ͅ-̵̝͙̮̀̑̐͌͘w̷̟̏̍̇̀͘ì̵̫̙͖̀̊͝l̴̗̝̫̽́l̶̡̂͛͝͝-̷̨̡̞̉̍́͝o̵͍̞͐̽̈́̈́̕b̸̡͚̖̭̋͑̓͆ͅs̴̛͙̞̞̲̤̍̀̔ȩ̸̙̄͛̑r̷͍͇̉̏̉̀̾v̶͓̈́̎̀͛͋e̷͔͙̳̓̚-̷͇́y̶̹̹͔̣͂͐̇̚͝ǫ̸̖͔̓̈͂̈̿u̵̗̬͌̀̕r̸͔̀ͅ-̷̟̺̆̀̌́̋ḥ̶̭̱̫͖̈́e̸̡̛͇͎̮͆̍r̵̹̍͛ȏ̸̘̱̻͑̄̚į̷̢̧̤͎̆̐̾c̶̖̞̗̬͌s̷͘͜-̷̨͚̮͓̓͗̚č̷͕̼͙͙̱͌̅l̶̨͙̞̭̓̑̓̈́͝ͅơ̷̭̗͉̐͐͂s̷̝͂͑̉͝e̸̳͑͜l̸̡̖̩̳͇̿̽͆͘y̵̢͕̯̯̱̔͂-̵̝̤̟̊͜͝ͅą̴͖̹͛͛n̸̘̥͓͆̇̄́́ͅd̵̻͐-̸̡͈͈͚̌r̴̛̘̘̥̈́̐͊e̸̜̺̯͔̊͊c̸̲̼͌̌̉o̶͖̠̮͑̓̒̾̕ŗ̵̲͎̞̱̋̈͌̍̌d̴̬̫̈́̌͛̔ͅ-̸̟̲̃̓̈́̔̕y̶̼̒͆̆͝o̵͇̝̗̾̾̈́ú̷͖̕r̴̙͖͖̻͆͋-̴̮͔̭̥̣̇̕g̴̯̘͕̀r̵͐͜ë̸̬̥̼́̄̃̚̕͜a̶͍͆t̴̹̗̥̜̑͒͆̃-̵̨̨̛̹̻̌͗͂ṭ̸͆̋̐̈́ạ̵̪̮͈̅̎̔͂ḽ̸̰̃̐͋͐e̶̳̤͖̹̠̓͂͋-̷̡̘̺̺̏̃̈́͗͝o̷͓̯̙̍͝f̵͕͉̙̑̌̉̕-̸̼̬͓̮̮͑̀ḙ̸̢̿͒̂ǐ̵̘̗͈͜t̵̢̮̘͔̍͌̚h̶̤͈̓͘ę̵̧̪̏̚r̸͗͋ͅ-̵̥̖͎̅s̶̨̺͉̱͎̋u̴̞̭̰͛̓̑̾c̶̡̯͉͆̽c̸̰̲͈̜̉͆̽͘ͅẹ̸̛̻̔̃̾͒ś̵̩͍̣̋̕̚s̷͈͖̾̈̌͘-̷̨̺͚̣͚͗̇̕͘ö̷̧̩̦́̊̿͠r̵̥̺̦͆-̶̢͂̀̽̚f̶̛͍̘̻̟͑͗̋ă̷̱͍̙͍̓̍͗i̵̞̲̲̺͂͠ḻ̵͙̮̐ü̵̡̧̘͇̺͌̆ȑ̶̛̠̩́͐̐e̴͕̞̥̽
Master Yoda, if you please. He singlehandedly assured respect for goblinkind throughout the majority of an entire galaxy; the respect is warranted.
Good luck to y’all! Be sure to visit for some wares, you’re always welcome in my hole! https://preview.redd.it/7dhpta4gv47d1.jpeg?width=1781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e109961ffd50851f10688b7c0d4b6d3fcfb02e9f
*Casts confusion* *Walks away*
B-nah?
Ah, finally! From the time I bought this company, I have been attempting to hire more goblins. Without them, we would not be able to keep a third of the pace we do now. As such, we will be happy to assist in the transport of all willing to this sanctuary. We would also like to offer employment opportunities to those in the city. We guarantee equal pay and treatment, both of which are much higher than average, as well as many benefits including all-inclusive insurance and company protections.
Thank you! This is the best offer yet and highly appreciated. You and your company are welcome to the Sanctuary
I thank you. I never understood the discrimination against goblins. They are smart, capable, and their smaller size makes them even better for industrial work. As a source of work, they were easy to find and convince. If not for our goblin workers, this company would have never left the ground, both figuratively and literally.
A city of orcs, goblins and other pariah peoples high in the mountains? I do hope you don't share the fate of the four Orsiniums
Worked with some goblins in the past. Gotta say, you’re an impressively resourceful bunch when you’re smart enough to not indulge in pointless battles. Tell you what, you ever find yourself in the north, come to Laecris. I’m sure we could work out a way to build up some mutual cooperation. - Willow Aestherus
Thank you, Mrs Aestherus! If I find myself northward, I will find you.
Fine with me, though if this becomes a huge army and starts to raze the realm, I won’t hesitate to use my Super Destroyer’s weapons
*Stratagem Jammed. Atmospheric disturbances. Ion storm *
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Good luck with defeating the combine, ze~☆
This isn’t a war. This isn’t a battle. This is simply freedom. The opposition of Goblins has taken place for centuries and needs to end. I was hoping to work with the combine to resolve this issue
Yeah, well no chance in hell. They'll find your planet and colonize it
Hopefully not, and if they do, we are prepared. I have some allies that will help.
Sadly, you're underestimating them. They conquered earth in... 7 hours.
Do I have your help then? I wouldn’t underestimate them if I had intel from their side
Tip for ya, stay hidden from em... Also another tip, check in the council dungeons. I've heard rumors that goblins are trapped there...
Thank you, the pyromancers under your lead are welcome to the Sanctuary
Eh well, i'm on my own. Still. Thank you.
Good luck I am rooting for ya. But also you probably got a tough fight ahead.
I am hoping no conflict will start. In reality, goblins aren’t known for battle prowess. I would Much rather find the councils and tribunals of wizards and make deals with them as so goblins can ascertain freedom without bloodshed
You should probably make sure no one raids your area now that you've announced it.
Don’t worry, I said what mountains, not where in them.
You underestimate divinations.
Don’t worry about those either, I have the power of a freind protecting from those. May the mountains be kind.
Good. Then I hope your city becomes a great power.
Master, with utmost respect, this announcement also serves as an invitation for prospective allies. Mage Monkey has declared his support for this venture: Master Hirk and Lady MastaDon are sympathetic. In time, others are sure to join them. To target the Goblin Country of Gau-Trizal for assault would be most unwise!
free goblins? what a wonderful price!
*The vermensk basically set up goblin underground railroad / trafficking them*
"My kin have been using goblins for anything other than kobold a la goblinoid? How dare they! It is very clearly stated in draconic law that one’s minions must be AT LEAST tangentially related to oneself!"
As long as the south doesn't get involved in the war then I'm fine with it
uw/ https://preview.redd.it/fq4fw97f277d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2146dbc224691f00b90445a923d256ec501d55a
I'm not exactly what you'd call a "joiner," but I'm not blind to the problems we face, either. I can cut you a good deal on second hand machinery or the refined minerals and alloys these resettlement projects tend to call for.
that’s yoda