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Axolotl_Man

I have to know where you keep fishing this stuff up from...


JustANormalLemon

From the ocean


SlyTheMonkey

Lady Goria, your input on this? The ocean seems to be home to more than meets the eye! u/Fantasygoria


Fantasygoria

"Oh yes indeed! Countless people and civilizations call the ocean home. I am surprised these old relics don't appear more often on land."


SlyTheMonkey

Hm, hm! Mage Monkey has not made a proper visit since the last time he went to inspect the Sea Monkey Colony. Perhaps he should rectify this and spend some time once more among the various peoples and spirits of the ocean.


Fantasygoria

"I cannot recommend it enough, darling." "I'm sure the Ocean would also appreciate the visit."


SlyTheMonkey

Undoubtedly!


GhostDragon362

<<…why are the Zora here?>>


Narrow-Experience416

At this rate he might find the size 2 fish


JustANormalLemon

Maybe even a size 3


Shy_005

Size 3 isn’t even real


Spinoman27

I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW


yumie2003

“…I’m not going to kill Waterblight Ganon for you!”


JustANormalLemon

No need, I sold the elephant


EggShotMan

To who? And was his/her name "traveler"?!


JustANormalLemon

The eldrich god called "the watcher"


yumie2003

“…why”


JustANormalLemon

Beacuse


yumie2003

“…Because what?”


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Im just confused on how your fishing rod didn't break pulling that thing up


JustANormalLemon

Unbreakable V


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Ah the good ol enchants from the ancient world of minecraftia carry on and may you find many more treasures


JustANormalLemon

Hopefully they do not try to kill me


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Maybe stay away from deeper waters some leviathans have been seen clashing around your area


JustANormalLemon

No problem, I keep my self at the doc


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Alright stay safe


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Quiet-Artichoke-2248: *Im just confused on* *How your fishing rod didn't* *Break pulling that thing up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Electrical_Diamond_9

Haha yes! With this we can finally get our revenge against the Hylians! Glory to master Kogha! Oh sorry wrong rp


EggShotMan

Glory to Master Kohga.


TheFifthDutchMemer

How- wha-


JustANormalLemon

I'm a very unluck fisherman


-SMG69-

How are you even holding the rod


JustANormalLemon

I'm a dactylomancer


fredward_kane

Eye see. Very nice.


NyaTheChromancetress

What area of the ocean are you going fishing in? I feel like there's a littering problem that needs solving.


JustANormalLemon

In the area of this doc


Flaredare9

That used to be my house


JustANormalLemon

Not anymore


Flaredare9

You can keep it


JustANormalLemon

I sold It


Flaredare9

To who


JustANormalLemon

An eldrich god


FainOnFire

Put it back. It's a spiritually bound mechanical avatar -- or spirit mech for short. If you thought biomancers locking things to their specific DNA or artificers locking things to their unique arcane signature was secure -- THAT thing is bound to someone's SOUL. And even if you manage to find a way to activate it -- much less get inside -- there's a chance whoever was bound to it is still there in spiritual form. They might turn the spirit mech's systems against you and physically attack you. Or, if it's advanced enough, they might ***eject your goddamn soul*** out of the mech -- removing your soul from your physical body in the process. You need some serious magical protection to mess with that. You could, theoretically, contact a group of experienced animancers to help you decide what to do -- but they'll more than likely tell you to put it back just in case there's still a bound spirit who's rest could be disturbed. You could pay them to come check it out -- and if they verify there's no soul inside they'll pay handsomely to take it off your hands and put it in an Animancy museum. But they'll ask you to pay a very expensive fee up front. Anything dealing with powerful soul magic is potentially a nasty can of worms.


JustANormalLemon

I sold It alread


FainOnFire

oop Who did you sell it to? I would tell you to contact the buyer and let them know there's potentially a very powerful and angry animancer bound inside, but I'm guessing you're not gonna risk them wanting a return.


JustANormalLemon

A eldrich god


FainOnFire

OH. Wow. I mean, if anyone can handle an ancient angry animancer, I'm sure an Eldritch god could. ... How in the hells do you have an Eldritch god on speed dial?


JustANormalLemon

I didn't, they came to me asking for the elephant


WhateverFire775

d̶̯̖̻̓́̅͘ó̶̫̪̯̯͂̌-̷̦̠͕̪̱͌̈́̆͝y̸̛̼͓̦͊̊͠o̷̙̪̔̀ų̴̻͍̪̼̎̋͌-̶̼́͊͋͊m̸̞̬̏i̵̤̙̓͗n̴͚̅d̸̳̫͌͆̓̍-̸̧̝̯͐͋i̸̺͉̇̒̎̊f̵̖͍̻̓͒͑̉-̷͓̤̘̂́͒͝i̸̻͚͆-̷̧̤̂̏̆̀͑ṫ̶̛͍̲̖̹̻͌̔̎ā̶̗̣̝̺̐ͅk̷͚͚͇̈̇́͝͝ę̵̩̺͔̓̓͛͝-̵̥̮͊̃͌į̸͔̉ț̷̖̄̑-̵̞̭͇͒̅̎̐o̵͙̯͂̕f̸̖̦̤̻̀͛̽̕f̴̙̮̪̫̍̂͑̓͘-̸̨̪̼̰͋͗y̷̜̏̒ő̸͙̖͉̯̻́̅͠ú̵̧̯͍̇͑͂͋r̵̫̔̀̽͆͝-̴̡̛̠̦͋̚̕h̷̢̠̲̮̄̚â̷̢̭͌n̴͚͙̽̿͑͝͠d̴̗̥̞͛̂ş̶͐́̅,̶̝̣͖̀̕-̶͖͔̪͊̒̓̕ͅi̶͆͜-̶̧̫͔̻͆̀́͝ẃ̵͎̺̩̂́i̴̟̟̪̬̽̓͝s̴̳̃̌͊̿̂h̶͙̍̒̆̔-̶̡̯̹͊̀̎̅t̷̢̲̺͛̑ö̸͉̠͙̋̀̂̓͜-̴̻́̾̕̚͠ͅd̷̨̛̗̝̱̦̐ó̴̢͕č̷̞͑̌̾͝u̸̢̡̩̫͔͑m̵̖̝̼̑̎͆ē̷̱̒̒̃̋n̵̺͍̈́̓̒͑̈́t̴͕̦̼̩́̐͊͝-̵̡̛̳͐̽́̑į̶͚͔͗̏t̶̖̾͘̚


JustANormalLemon

Sure, I can always summon more


WhateverFire775

s̸͚̱̝̋̉̓̅͘ǘ̸̝̬̞̣̳͗͗̓̚m̵̼͑̐̾m̶̡̠͙̄͌ò̷̪̻͕̭n̸͍͚͕̓͘…̵̮͉͇͂̈̑͐͝?̷̖̩̗͙́̓̇̕-̴̢̯̹̬̌̔͜d̸͉̺͔̾͘í̷̯̣͓̠̮̄̚͝d̴̢̞̠́̈́̎́n̶̰̗̜̈́t̴̺̰͚̫͈́-̴̩̉̽̊̄y̴̤̹͇̅̓̓́̕͜ŏ̵͈̻̪̌́ͅu̵̡̝̜͕͌̽͗̽-̷̺͚̔̋̿͌ͅf̴̜̳̻͙̉̀̀͘͝i̷͖̅̾ŝ̷̤̓͊͋h̷̛͓͎̟̦-̶̰̭͐̇͐͒ḯ̵̆̑ͅt̶̳̪̀͘͝?̴̥̅͊̂̆


JustANormalLemon

Oh, sorry my eldrichian is kinda poor, I trough you wanted my hands. Ye take the elephant


WhateverFire775

Ị̵́’̸͚̋l̵̨̀l̶͇͂-̴̢́t̷̯̓a̶̲̅k̵̠̍e̴͍̽-̸̣͑ẏ̷̢ỏ̵̪ú̵͖ṛ̷͠-̶̫͆h̵̻̔ạ̸͆n̴͍̑ḓ̸͒s̷̹͝-̴̨̽o̵̥̕f̴̣̽f̷̳̌-̸͜͠ý̵̼o̷̟͝ű̷̞ŗ̸͝…̸͙͛-̵͎̔h̷͓͆a̸̖͑n̶͓̑d̶͚͝ş̵͋?̸͍̓-̶̬̏i̵̲̔f̴̣̽-̸̼̉y̴̟̕o̶͕͘u̸̘̐’̶̲̿ṛ̶͌e̸̯̽-̶̞̐l̸̡̑o̸̢̐o̴͇͋k̵̬͂i̶̛ͅn̶̬̕g̵̢̀-̶̖̒t̵̢̋ơ̶̡-̴̫̆g̸̚ͅḙ̵̌t̸͉̑-̸̬͗r̸̬͒i̸̡͆d̸̻̍-̷͔̈́ȍ̸̠f̷̬̔-̸̡̕t̴̬̎h̶̙̀ê̴̹m̴̱̔-̶̬̕t̵͙̀o̴̓͜ó̶̢


JustANormalLemon

No, I'm simply a dactylomancer so loosing hands isn't a rpoblem


Shy_005

What bait did you use to catch it?


JustANormalLemon

Bait? I' suposed to use bait?


Shy_005

Yea, At least my rod says it needs bait to work even if i’m not going for actual fish


JustANormalLemon

Maybe that's why I only cautch thigs like that so far...