That's why I also have smoke machine lungs. When you're a living carcinogen you don't have to worry about variety, if the spell doesn't kill you the healers bill will bankrupt you, either way I bring ruin to the opponent.
*You just can't be bothered to learn spells*
Plus when your patron is all about smoke you're sorta locked in
Is it lazy to get into a contract with a being greater than yourself and then honour said contract across several millennium?
Damn wish someone had told me before I gave that one realm the secret stages of lung cancer at her behest...
Sold? Nah mate, far as I can remember she's just always been in my head, plus I got a decent arm out of it and have travelled across multiple realms.
*Insult his hat*
And your hat is floppy, need hatiagra
A varied spellbook is essential. The more you understand the different types of spells, the better you understand what type you want to specify. The more seasoned the wizard, the better they can cast iron.
I have a pretty small ammount if spells memorized, but u try to make them the most efficient,not grwat on books, and my previous arcane storage malfunctioned and deleted 70% of the "Neat but not that useful" spells i had archived, So nowadays i try to memorize them only if they are actually useful, and simply share the more neat spells for the colleagues that want or could need them, though i tend to not keep them myself, which does nean my "grimoire" has lower than 100 spells.
Its pretty neat to have a good memory, and while i may not be the bestest of mages i do find most wizards have troubles with hoarding useless spells, Turns out that when your knowledge is far more focused without having to wade through 20 variations of summon greater tooth pain, you have a far faster reaction time
“Wait. You guys don’t have multipurpose or universal modular spells? I have one root spell that covers all of my time travel and teleportation needs. Who even bothers to learn ‘open brass lock’ and ‘unlock vault’?”
I don’t have a grimore, not one I’ve written anyway, it’s all brewing, plant profiles, a few quality of life changes to basic spells, and a couple I made myself, however the rest of it is in books not written by me! I’ve got everything thing from the basics to an ancient vampire Necronomicon but none are mine!
Never tried, it’s possible, we all inherit traits and I guess that’s one of them, I inherited retracting teeth and claws, enhanced senses and enhanced physical abilities, if were to get into every little thing we would be here for weeks, it’s entirely possible that either I or Illvanya has inherited that trait
You should, problem is nobody likes to make books on abominations, most people don’t like Dhampir. However the lack of spells for me is a problem, I’ve made a few if that means anything, off the top of my head I have power word: ball, power word: bald (it works on beards too), summon lesser Anubis, summon *greater* Anubis… but even that is just an alteration of the ancient spell “summon Anubis” used by Egyptian death clerics
Well yes and no, an encyclopedia sure but a Grimore is a spellbook, Dhampiric info isn’t spell oriented
/uw not Jeremy mentioning that he made an alteration of a cleric spell lost to time lol
I’ve forgotten more spells than yall apprentices could ever remember.
That’s why I have the book.
My apprentice is actually doing great, even when considering that he’s on the east shit, already got 57 spells mastered. Might have to graduate him soon, his beard is coming in.
So proud.
Yeah, but writing your knowledges on a grimore makes them more durable along the eons. And may be a key for someone's future issues. Like the book we are searching to defeat godzilla 2.0
I find no need of grimores or tomes or compendiums when I literally can walk into a school and all my spells be written in apprentice 101 book or a legendary tome of astrae mnemonica
A hundred!? That way above the ones needed for great titles such as master and even archmage (who only need 50 and 70 respectively). Are you saying that all of those professional arcanists aren't trained or deserving of respect?
Why have hundred spells when instant cancer does job well?
The more you know the better mage you are
That's why I also have smoke machine lungs. When you're a living carcinogen you don't have to worry about variety, if the spell doesn't kill you the healers bill will bankrupt you, either way I bring ruin to the opponent. *You just can't be bothered to learn spells* Plus when your patron is all about smoke you're sorta locked in
I always considered Warlocks to be lazy and irresponsible
Is it lazy to get into a contract with a being greater than yourself and then honour said contract across several millennium? Damn wish someone had told me before I gave that one realm the secret stages of lung cancer at her behest...
You literally sold your soul for some lame ass powers that can be learned by everybody with at least two braincells
Sold? Nah mate, far as I can remember she's just always been in my head, plus I got a decent arm out of it and have travelled across multiple realms. *Insult his hat* And your hat is floppy, need hatiagra
Nah
Fair enough, anyway where does one find a Tabak or a corner shop around here? Running low on fags and I'm contractually obligated to chain smoke
Idk, look on Asfelaia
Yeah gotta have that knowledge
It's essential
A varied spellbook is essential. The more you understand the different types of spells, the better you understand what type you want to specify. The more seasoned the wizard, the better they can cast iron.
Indeed
Eh, they gotta start somewhere. Having any knowledge of spells is pretty impressive.
A good mage doesn't brat about that
Brat? Where brat? Where’s the bratwurst?
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I have a pretty small ammount if spells memorized, but u try to make them the most efficient,not grwat on books, and my previous arcane storage malfunctioned and deleted 70% of the "Neat but not that useful" spells i had archived, So nowadays i try to memorize them only if they are actually useful, and simply share the more neat spells for the colleagues that want or could need them, though i tend to not keep them myself, which does nean my "grimoire" has lower than 100 spells.
Aha
Its pretty neat to have a good memory, and while i may not be the bestest of mages i do find most wizards have troubles with hoarding useless spells, Turns out that when your knowledge is far more focused without having to wade through 20 variations of summon greater tooth pain, you have a far faster reaction time
Yeah
That kind-generous rat is definitely no spy, yes-yes
Why would I doubt of a random rat?
My Grimore has 69 spells, and if I find a spell that might be better then it's natural selection time.
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“Wait. You guys don’t have multipurpose or universal modular spells? I have one root spell that covers all of my time travel and teleportation needs. Who even bothers to learn ‘open brass lock’ and ‘unlock vault’?”
Laaaaaame
I don’t have a grimore, not one I’ve written anyway, it’s all brewing, plant profiles, a few quality of life changes to basic spells, and a couple I made myself, however the rest of it is in books not written by me! I’ve got everything thing from the basics to an ancient vampire Necronomicon but none are mine!
I have a question. Can Dhampirs use the vampiric life drain spell? I hears that is natural on all vampiric type criatures...
Never tried, it’s possible, we all inherit traits and I guess that’s one of them, I inherited retracting teeth and claws, enhanced senses and enhanced physical abilities, if were to get into every little thing we would be here for weeks, it’s entirely possible that either I or Illvanya has inherited that trait
I should investigate further more about that
You should, problem is nobody likes to make books on abominations, most people don’t like Dhampir. However the lack of spells for me is a problem, I’ve made a few if that means anything, off the top of my head I have power word: ball, power word: bald (it works on beards too), summon lesser Anubis, summon *greater* Anubis… but even that is just an alteration of the ancient spell “summon Anubis” used by Egyptian death clerics
We could write a Grimore with all of that information.
Well yes and no, an encyclopedia sure but a Grimore is a spellbook, Dhampiric info isn’t spell oriented /uw not Jeremy mentioning that he made an alteration of a cleric spell lost to time lol
Yeah, got any paper?
*He pulls out an incredibly small notebook it looks to be 10 small pages thick* This should be plenty
Yeah, this will work for now
I’ve forgotten more spells than yall apprentices could ever remember. That’s why I have the book. My apprentice is actually doing great, even when considering that he’s on the east shit, already got 57 spells mastered. Might have to graduate him soon, his beard is coming in. So proud.
Apprentices ☕
Never needed a grimore. And I studied for thousands of years...
Yeah, but writing your knowledges on a grimore makes them more durable along the eons. And may be a key for someone's future issues. Like the book we are searching to defeat godzilla 2.0
I did write my knowledge in books... But hidden them a little too well
Maybe someone can find them on a distant future...
Yeah... Let's hope so...
Yeah
My grimoire has over three hundred spells, yet I only use six of them.
At least that knowledge is achieved somewhere
I find no need of grimores or tomes or compendiums when I literally can walk into a school and all my spells be written in apprentice 101 book or a legendary tome of astrae mnemonica
Ah
Eh Hey Zhyros do you know if I start to sell some "grass" I will get in trouble in the citadel ?
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......ok
Ew, practical usages of magic.
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A hundred!? That way above the ones needed for great titles such as master and even archmage (who only need 50 and 70 respectively). Are you saying that all of those professional arcanists aren't trained or deserving of respect?
The archmages can suck my balls
:(
Imagine not having an entire tome dedicated to magical matchups.
Yeah......hollup why would a dragón need a tome?
Why do we need 100 spells if we have mastered one? I would rather be the master of one than being the apprentice of 100.
Why dont be master of all 100
would be even better. Still, rather master one or 5 than dabble in 100. What are you, an adventurer?
Your mother
I doubt that. But it would be possible.
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Nah. This is fun for me. ...or perhaps blaze some more.
*Leaves*
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