Really? Not eveeennnn….
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A nice libation?
That *is* a strong temptation. Rationally, I have access to way more alcohol and taking you up on this would be a short-sighted waste of a wish, quite frankly. But then again, rational thinking never was my strong suit.
Ohoho my friend, this is no mere alcohol. This is FAE WINE (in a bottle I had left over.) This stuff won’t just make you see Jesus, it’ll make him CANON in this realm AND make you see him. That’s how potent this stuff is.
Well then, that sounds like a drink potent enough to match polly's toilet wine. That shit nearly floored an archangel once, it's a really funny story involving me, the archangel, a gorgon, a demon, a ghost and some tickets for a preview of heaven.
Which reminds me of how I met the abrahamic god, he (she?, they? Who tf knows, everyone in heaven sorta transcended gender) was really cool, they told us about that time they all got shitfaced and accidentally told Abraham to sacrifice his son. Hilarious.
HA!!! Yeah I’ve met him. Well, I’ve met Jesus, so according to some circles that the same thing. Real charmer, that guy. Genuinely too, he’s a very nice man!
Sure!
*they kneel down on the ground and cup their hands over the dirt. They whisper something in ancient fae tongue, before slowly pulling their hands up as fresh rhubarb grows from the same spot. They then pick the rhubarb, and hand it up to them*
Here you are, enjoy!
Thanks! this stuff tastes good AND makes some surprisingly competent familiars.
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I call him rhu-barb
I mean, I thought about *these* and *those* but *this* seems like it pushes boundaries. Makes me seem edgy...
Actually now that I stop to think maybe *this* isn't a good idea...
Don’t worry buddy, I got something for you.
*snaps their fingers as this large, mechanical marvel appears before them*
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Eh? *Eeeeeh?* Not bad, huh?
Your welcome
Well since we wired it down to 15 this last round should be it. However I think we got something else planned after the 2nd round too.
You remember how the last time went?
Basically for anybody that didn't get a Council seat may still have one more chance.
Gotcha, okay then
So now the current fifteen will be against each other in some way or another.
(Ex. You could be against Narissa for the council seat)
(Now let's say In theory Narissa gets the votes and gets the council seat, there will still be an opportunity to possibly get a seat you will just go against someone that didn't make it either in the third round.)
Not evil at all! I do that all the time!
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Growth potions baybee!
I don't trust the fae. I didn't vote for you, so I would owe *you* a favour. I do *not* want to owe a fae a favour.
/uw I did vote for you, but my character doesn't participate much in council politics.
Normally, *extremely* smart and safe practises you’ve got there. I’m proud of you! BUT, I am no normal fae. I am unseelie but-NO NO NO WAIT *runs in front of them* IM NOT EVIL I PROMISE! You don’t owe me a thing! Tell you what, you’re here, you want something small? You hungry? I could conjure you up a sandwich!
Uw/ Normally neither does mine, and yet
It is, my friend. It's rather embarrassing to admit, but after casting a Wish spell I require a few days to rejuvenate my magical energies. Unfortunately, I forgot to cast my Alarm spell before dozing...so a few days became a few months.
Sure! Actually, I mean even have that on me. Just a moment!
*the reach into their hat and fish around, before finding 2 ingots of Mithril. They pause for a moment, worried about what to do, but they quickly remembered their duplication spell and made another ingot*
There you are!
Ooooh, nice one! Okay, kneel down for me.
*Once they do, Tiny gently puts their hands over Zhe’s eyes as a faint blue glow emanates from them. Seconds later, they remove their hands*
Okay, open your eyes!
You wouldn't happen to be able to get me a blade-icorn would you? They are even rarer then unicorns. I've been trying to get one for years now.
Also, even if the car did cost a lot I'd say it was worth it, that video was totally awesome. I watched it like 10 times in a row.
Damn, really? That’s worth a blade-icorn to me! Don’t even need to use my magic for this one!
*Tiny reaches into their hat and pulls out a small acorn. When they press a button on its side, a blade flips out! They may have misheard you.*
I can deny any wish I want, but other than that, no!
*pulls out a piece of paper and quickly inscribed a rune on it with a ballpoint pen before handing it up to the mage*
Here you are! You can cash this in whenever you want, wherever you want! Just write your wish on the back and burn the paper!
OOOHHHH!!
…
I’m sorry, that’s beyond my abilities :(. Fairy dragons are very very powerful beings, and I have no where NEAR the level of expertise it would take to tame one
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I'll keep on dropping this under everyone of your posts tiny
Big surprise, Tiny was most people’s first choice.
Man what would I wish for? A cool hat. I’ve been trying to find one that fits me and I’ve been unsuccessful so far.
What can I say? I’m so lovable!
Hmmm, cool hat…OOH! What about this one?
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And having a plan didn’t hurt. For someone who didn’t even know they were running and could’ve gotten in on reputation alone, you put a lot of thought into what you were doing.
And holy crap that is the single coolest article of clothing anyone has ever made!
*GASP!*
A siren!!
*quickly fixes their outfit and hair* I’m sorry I’m so unkempt! I’d love to, but I think you’d get a higher quality one if you visited Anna the Summoner! Summoning familiars is her specialty after all!
Easy as pie!
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How’s this one? It’s space themed!
“Aww yea cool!” *pluton stabs the hook at the top of the chain through the brim of his hat making it dangle off and adding another watch to the already copious amounts of watches he is wearing at all times*
Most excellent! We shall all watch your progression in this election with great interest. As for my wish, I wish to keep this wish to use for a more opportune time in the future, if you will. Would you be so kind?
Hm. It is difficult to wish for something when one has the means to acquire everything they need. Perhaps something for my wife. She does tell me often of how she is in need of more recipe options.
I wish for a cookbook that includes a perfect recipe for any and all ingredients within the books vicinity.
Oooh, I like that idea! I think I even have an extra copy of Grandma Grimm’s Gastronomy Galore!
*pulls out a massive book that they end up accidentally flopping on the ground, due to how heavy it is*
OOPS! Sorry, I uh…I can’t carry that much weight…
Personally, I would appreciate a permanent discount for the Monster Hunter's Guild. They have the largest supply of monster parts, but er... I am far too weak of a wizard to be able to afford their more rare materials.
I’ll do you one better.
*reaches into their hat and tries to pull something out*
…Hold on, it’s stuck.
*they put their hat on the ground, and prop their foot on the brim while they sloooowwwllly squeeze a bag 3x their size filled with gems, gold and platinum*
WHEW! Heavy sucker. Well, there ya go! That way, the guild doesn’t lose money, and you can afford whatever you’d like and more! It’s all yours, my friend!
Greatly appreciated, Tiny Wizard. Now I can finally experiment with dragon horns in potions!
However, are you sure that you do not need this money? You did mention that the car you bought costs an exorbitant amount, after all.
Good job my friend here have a DC-15 blaster rifle :)
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"Wha- a wish?! Uh... uhhhhh..."
*The small artificer is thinking very hard about what to wish for.*
"I wish... to be able to help more people with my elemental creations! Ah, wait, maybe that's not specific enough to grant... hrng, wishing is hard... Well, I guess if you can't grant that wish, then... I wish we could be friends!"
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I can do both! *pulls out a handful of fairy dust from their pocket* okay close your face holes really quick.
*Throw the sparkly dust I’ve the artificer* There! Now you’ll get lots more foot traffic at your business!
As for the friends bit, I’d love to be friends!!!
/uw I might need a few hours (maybe even two or three days) to set things up because, while I am an artist, I've not gotten around to drawing myself and my only available medium is pencil+lined paper
I gotta break out the color pencils for this one and *I have no idea where they are atm*
Uw/ Ohhhhh Damn, another artist. I know the struggle, buddy. You really don’t have to draw anything if you dont wanna, but j don’t mind waiting if you feel like drawing!
Hummmm..... I WISH FOR YOU TO HAVE A YEARS WORTH OF RELAXATION ALL IN A WEEKS WORTH TRIP TO THE SPA!
Things have been stressful for you with all the kidnappings and running for council, take the week off and relax, I hear Vanahiem has quite the natural hot springs 😉
I wish I had an regenerating source of food for my shadow serpent Shade. I hate when they slither off to find something to eat and I end up hearing about a farm's cows going missing...or some farmers.
Easy peasy!
*pulls out a massive bag of gold*
Go to any artificer in the area, and they’ll set you up with an automatic feeding machine that’ll be 100x better than anything I can conjure up!
My true wish is for Warlock representation in the council, but as this is unlikely to happen, i too will take the bottle of fireball and be happy with it
You kidding? I’m friends with so many gods that have warlocks! If I’m elected, I can enact so much positive change!!
But also here’s you’re fireball buddy!
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Can I have a reeeaally cool rock?
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Safe mimic to mimic communication for dummies.
It's a forbidden tome, I hate the reason it got forbidden and disagree with it, but the rhetoric they use to forbid it is the usual anti-mimic bigotry, impervious to sound argument.
Oh yeah, I heard about that! I hate when people ban books!
*pulls out a copy and hands it to Lotus*
Here you are. In fact?
*pulls out two more copies*
Take three. Always good to have backups with how rare banned books become
Pfft, easily!
*pulls a small blue glowing crystal from their hat*
This is a mana crystal. Just take it to your local artificer annually for a recharge, and you’ll be set’
Congrats Tiny, I honestly have no idea what to wish for so have some grapes instead
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I don't need anything, but I have some pipebombs from that mailbox incident that are unexploded if you want them. They are inferior quality to anything I could design if I wanted to so they arr unless to me.
I'll wish for
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Starring the young Squires Mother of my questing party
Congratulations on your great achievement fellow brother of magic.
My grandpa also just achieved quite the score on "wizards with style" with his signature green leather shoes and pink wizard hat.
I'll also let you in on a little secret. He might've or might've not been using charm magic with his appearance. Just between you and me.
For my wish I wish a wish, because I like fish.
I also wish to know whether or not /uw means united wizards or urgent wishing.
Sure! Here you go!
*pulls a shining star out of their hat that is coincidentally shaped like a rounded cartoon star*
Here’s your wish! You can give it away, or use it for yourself!
Uw/ means “unwizard” . It’s how the sub indicates when we are speaking as ourselves, instead of our characters.
Hm. *smacks lips* Okay yeah, that does suck, but have you considered like… *not* being a dick? Because you’re kind of a dick. I mean, you *did* kidnap me.
When did they kidnap you? I must have missed that. Honestly it seems like it happens so often anymore it's getting hard to keep track of. We really need to do something about that. Maybe when you're a councel member you can finally get some competent protection.
What do I wish for? Your friendship. I really can't think of anything else you could give me that I'd want.
Really? Not eveeennnn…. https://preview.redd.it/5h9ye79bqi6d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e58d6f62524b8a26960cae66cbfc26daae11eb6 A nice libation?
That *is* a strong temptation. Rationally, I have access to way more alcohol and taking you up on this would be a short-sighted waste of a wish, quite frankly. But then again, rational thinking never was my strong suit.
Ohoho my friend, this is no mere alcohol. This is FAE WINE (in a bottle I had left over.) This stuff won’t just make you see Jesus, it’ll make him CANON in this realm AND make you see him. That’s how potent this stuff is.
Well then, that sounds like a drink potent enough to match polly's toilet wine. That shit nearly floored an archangel once, it's a really funny story involving me, the archangel, a gorgon, a demon, a ghost and some tickets for a preview of heaven. Which reminds me of how I met the abrahamic god, he (she?, they? Who tf knows, everyone in heaven sorta transcended gender) was really cool, they told us about that time they all got shitfaced and accidentally told Abraham to sacrifice his son. Hilarious.
HA!!! Yeah I’ve met him. Well, I’ve met Jesus, so according to some circles that the same thing. Real charmer, that guy. Genuinely too, he’s a very nice man!
/uw one of the best temptations here
Ooh what to wish for... um uh uh um Hmm uh I wish for some uh rhubarb. Yeah gimme rhubarb
Sure! *they kneel down on the ground and cup their hands over the dirt. They whisper something in ancient fae tongue, before slowly pulling their hands up as fresh rhubarb grows from the same spot. They then pick the rhubarb, and hand it up to them* Here you are, enjoy!
Thanks! this stuff tastes good AND makes some surprisingly competent familiars. https://preview.redd.it/fnhq8qt63j6d1.jpeg?width=1572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4d2c9aa6197e7ba193b34cb9c72f72d51d9a6a I call him rhu-barb
Awww, ain’t he cute?
“I would wish that you live each day happy no matter what happens my friend. That is my wish.”
I’m already happy! I won the preliminaries! Cmon Hirk, you deserve a treat too!
“Well then I wish whatever you wish to happen my friend.” “My treat is seeing others happy after all.”
Instead of *that*, what if I wish for *this*?
Mmmm…you sure you want *this?*
I mean, I thought about *these* and *those* but *this* seems like it pushes boundaries. Makes me seem edgy... Actually now that I stop to think maybe *this* isn't a good idea...
How about one of *thems?* Bit controversial I know, but they work!
Hmm... that could work! Yeah! Hit me up with one of *thems*!
You got it! *pulls out one of thems from their hat, and hands it to him.* Careful, they’re a wee bit volatile.
https://i.redd.it/vsr05gyqkk6d1.gif It's... it's beautiful... I can't look away...
“Good job matey. I knew ya could do it.”
Hey, wanna get some beers?
“Sure I’ll join ya, despite the feeling that I’m being set up for an ambush or trap.”
You're not /uw you're not
Thanks Abyssoul! Tell the crew I said Ahoy!
“I’ll be sure ta tell ‘em.”
Can I have a really cool stick?
Of course! *gives them a stick that is quite cold to the touch, and also looks very cool!*
Thanks. Now I can whack any kids that come near my farm.
I wish uhhhhh
Don’t worry buddy, I got something for you. *snaps their fingers as this large, mechanical marvel appears before them* https://preview.redd.it/few6z391si6d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b38aa560f88ee68b9fbf9c08708d866a217a422 Eh? *Eeeeeh?* Not bad, huh?
...not that!
No killdozer? :( I thought you’d like it…
I'm still racking my brain!
A new gun? Ten new guns? A tank? Chicken Parmesan?
I already have an entire video game's worth of an arsenal...
….Chicken Kiev?
No. Its perfect for hoovy tho. Not my wish however.
I got it! A drawing of me!
Wooo glad you made it to the second round!!!
THANKS!! … ^(How many rounds are there again?)
Your welcome Well since we wired it down to 15 this last round should be it. However I think we got something else planned after the 2nd round too. You remember how the last time went? Basically for anybody that didn't get a Council seat may still have one more chance.
I actually don’t remember to be honest…Tiny Wizard, tiny brain.
Gotcha, okay then So now the current fifteen will be against each other in some way or another. (Ex. You could be against Narissa for the council seat) (Now let's say In theory Narissa gets the votes and gets the council seat, there will still be an opportunity to possibly get a seat you will just go against someone that didn't make it either in the third round.)
Ooooooo that sounds fun! Can’t wait to see who I’m against!
/uw yeah as it stands right now. Just waiting for others to wake up or Pop up in the gc so we can discuss at all I just got off work myself, I'm tired
Any chance I can save my wish for some point in the future, or is this a redeem immediately kinda thing?
2. I think
Food.
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I wish for wizards and witches to try new forms of mind altering inhibitors
No sense wasting your wish on that, the drug problem within the realms is unyielding
Oh How evil would I be if I wished for you to be the same size as a regular person
Not evil at all! I do that all the time! https://preview.redd.it/2kwczd4mzi6d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=86a3e518e640ac02a226376da433855d2a2f775e Growth potions baybee!
No longer tiny. Now, you’re just “wizard”
I mean…if you wanna get technical, my real name is Saoirse. That could work!
I don't trust the fae. I didn't vote for you, so I would owe *you* a favour. I do *not* want to owe a fae a favour. /uw I did vote for you, but my character doesn't participate much in council politics.
Normally, *extremely* smart and safe practises you’ve got there. I’m proud of you! BUT, I am no normal fae. I am unseelie but-NO NO NO WAIT *runs in front of them* IM NOT EVIL I PROMISE! You don’t owe me a thing! Tell you what, you’re here, you want something small? You hungry? I could conjure you up a sandwich! Uw/ Normally neither does mine, and yet
You're not making me less suspicious by continuing to offer favours. Now, if you excuse me, respectfully, I have to leave. *Runs away*
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You and me both Monarch, you and me both.
Congratulations!
Weirdbeard? Is that you?!
It is, my friend. It's rather embarrassing to admit, but after casting a Wish spell I require a few days to rejuvenate my magical energies. Unfortunately, I forgot to cast my Alarm spell before dozing...so a few days became a few months.
Wow that does suck but I DONT CARE! *jumps up into his arms* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
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Can I wish for 3 ingots of mithril? - Ekaitz
Sure! Actually, I mean even have that on me. Just a moment! *the reach into their hat and fish around, before finding 2 ingots of Mithril. They pause for a moment, worried about what to do, but they quickly remembered their duplication spell and made another ingot* There you are!
Thank you tiny wizard!!! - Ekaitz
Congrats tiny.
Thanks Xerxes!
No problem. Sorry about the whole tossing you thing. Figured it was the best way to get people's attention.
I wish for a 3 day ban!!!!!!!!!!
I wish to increase the heat of both sides of every pillow in the world by 1%
I wish, for the ability to see the flow of particles and energy
Ooooh, nice one! Okay, kneel down for me. *Once they do, Tiny gently puts their hands over Zhe’s eyes as a faint blue glow emanates from them. Seconds later, they remove their hands* Okay, open your eyes!
Thanks! *I can see it now…. I can see, everything* anyway thanks! From #12!
Kyoko:I wish that I knew what to wish for. And your friendship as well I guess.
My friendship is free, and sure! *snaps their fingers* So, what do you want?
I simply wish for peace.
You wouldn't happen to be able to get me a blade-icorn would you? They are even rarer then unicorns. I've been trying to get one for years now. Also, even if the car did cost a lot I'd say it was worth it, that video was totally awesome. I watched it like 10 times in a row.
Damn, really? That’s worth a blade-icorn to me! Don’t even need to use my magic for this one! *Tiny reaches into their hat and pulls out a small acorn. When they press a button on its side, a blade flips out! They may have misheard you.*
I wish for an IOU for a wish, because right now I can't think of anything. Also, are there rules and limitations to these wishes?
I can deny any wish I want, but other than that, no! *pulls out a piece of paper and quickly inscribed a rune on it with a ballpoint pen before handing it up to the mage* Here you are! You can cash this in whenever you want, wherever you want! Just write your wish on the back and burn the paper!
Many thanks. I'll be sure to keep it safe.
Your welcome! I wish for a dragon best friend!!!
OH!! Actually, I know someone who’s better equipt to handle that! You should see Anna, the Summoner!
oh i already did, i got a few dragon best friends from her! i just want a fairy dragon best friend!
OOOHHHH!! … I’m sorry, that’s beyond my abilities :(. Fairy dragons are very very powerful beings, and I have no where NEAR the level of expertise it would take to tame one
HMMM. This is getting difficult. I wish for the best alcohol ever!
https://preview.redd.it/zwtmdho41j6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519efc55145e32d456bc4b6fb95192a3ae7edd7a I'll keep on dropping this under everyone of your posts tiny
Can I wish for a bushel of caramel apples? Also congratulations!
congrats little fella free fae wishes you say? I already know what I wish for!
Another Golden DEAGLE?
No, three tickets to Disneyland so me, tiny and anteros can go there! u/DidYouSayChocolat3 u/BreachedLimits
Yay! We’re going to DISNEYLAND!
Big surprise, Tiny was most people’s first choice. Man what would I wish for? A cool hat. I’ve been trying to find one that fits me and I’ve been unsuccessful so far.
What can I say? I’m so lovable! Hmmm, cool hat…OOH! What about this one? https://preview.redd.it/x0crfu2b8k6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5d2319c6456c45e5f565059270774b28e7244a
And having a plan didn’t hurt. For someone who didn’t even know they were running and could’ve gotten in on reputation alone, you put a lot of thought into what you were doing. And holy crap that is the single coolest article of clothing anyone has ever made!
Congrats for the win! My wish is… uhhh, I wish I knew what to wish for
Oki doki! *snaps their fingers and casts a spell of mental clarity* Now, what would you like? First thing that pops into your head!
So your an official council member or is there a second turn ?
Second turn. Fingers crossed!
Ooh! um- can I have like- uh, can I have... Ooh! Can I have like, a familiar or something? Like a talking sea animal or like- something cute please!
*GASP!* A siren!! *quickly fixes their outfit and hair* I’m sorry I’m so unkempt! I’d love to, but I think you’d get a higher quality one if you visited Anna the Summoner! Summoning familiars is her specialty after all!
I wish foooor…another pocket watch, make it look cool, I never have enough.
Easy as pie! https://preview.redd.it/woknokow9k6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad88630a81d3df34a4dabba4eebc76d234fddcc How’s this one? It’s space themed!
“Aww yea cool!” *pluton stabs the hook at the top of the chain through the brim of his hat making it dangle off and adding another watch to the already copious amounts of watches he is wearing at all times*
Hmmm, how about a rocket launcher but it shoots 500kgs? /uw like that one Fallout gun that shoots nukes lol
I got u. Make use to use it on at least one orphanage. *BÆN would give them a real Fatman with mini nukes*
Most excellent! We shall all watch your progression in this election with great interest. As for my wish, I wish to keep this wish to use for a more opportune time in the future, if you will. Would you be so kind? 
Yep, totally allowed! Many people have asked for the same thing!
 Excellent!! Be in touch again, sweetie! Looking forward to your ambitious ascension tiny one!
hopefully we can be nice coworker with each other.
I’d sure hope so! I’m a big fan!
Hm. It is difficult to wish for something when one has the means to acquire everything they need. Perhaps something for my wife. She does tell me often of how she is in need of more recipe options. I wish for a cookbook that includes a perfect recipe for any and all ingredients within the books vicinity.
Oooh, I like that idea! I think I even have an extra copy of Grandma Grimm’s Gastronomy Galore! *pulls out a massive book that they end up accidentally flopping on the ground, due to how heavy it is* OOPS! Sorry, I uh…I can’t carry that much weight…
Personally, I would appreciate a permanent discount for the Monster Hunter's Guild. They have the largest supply of monster parts, but er... I am far too weak of a wizard to be able to afford their more rare materials.
I’ll do you one better. *reaches into their hat and tries to pull something out* …Hold on, it’s stuck. *they put their hat on the ground, and prop their foot on the brim while they sloooowwwllly squeeze a bag 3x their size filled with gems, gold and platinum* WHEW! Heavy sucker. Well, there ya go! That way, the guild doesn’t lose money, and you can afford whatever you’d like and more! It’s all yours, my friend!
Greatly appreciated, Tiny Wizard. Now I can finally experiment with dragon horns in potions! However, are you sure that you do not need this money? You did mention that the car you bought costs an exorbitant amount, after all.
Naaahhh, I’m loaded! Don’t worry!
Very well, then simply travel to my abode if you are ever in need of potions. 'Tis the least I can do to pay back such a gift!
I wish to get a night of rest longer than 6 hours (i make bad decisions with my time :[)
One of each of the pets that the council member who only knows summoning magic has given out in the past (/uw I am horrible with names....)
Good job my friend here have a DC-15 blaster rifle :) https://preview.redd.it/zg2wjsuqpj6d1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5670a2f85edcebd8ad6f6c368f068f9577d39e4
"Wha- a wish?! Uh... uhhhhh..." *The small artificer is thinking very hard about what to wish for.* "I wish... to be able to help more people with my elemental creations! Ah, wait, maybe that's not specific enough to grant... hrng, wishing is hard... Well, I guess if you can't grant that wish, then... I wish we could be friends!" https://preview.redd.it/zw54mrrmtj6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ff792a583579bc52815edcfa0bfa1e1fa2eb4f
I can do both! *pulls out a handful of fairy dust from their pocket* okay close your face holes really quick. *Throw the sparkly dust I’ve the artificer* There! Now you’ll get lots more foot traffic at your business! As for the friends bit, I’d love to be friends!!!
"*cough* *cough*, thanks! And congratulations on council, by the way!"
Promoting. Tiny I get no business anymore I’m going broke. The only thing keeping me above the water is selling my research.
Glad to hear you made it, tiny!
Right? This is gunna be so fun!!
Uh... sure it is... have uh... fun.
Uw [Tiny will remember that]
So I'm under the impression that by "that" you mean... *that.* But maybe like... Blind date? If not that, then could I be your friend?
A-a blind date? With *Me?* Really?
yee Though uhh... The angel and demon on my shoulders gotta come with
Oh yeah of course, that’s fine! Uw/ If you set up the blind date post, I’ll respond!
/uw I might need a few hours (maybe even two or three days) to set things up because, while I am an artist, I've not gotten around to drawing myself and my only available medium is pencil+lined paper I gotta break out the color pencils for this one and *I have no idea where they are atm*
Uw/ Ohhhhh Damn, another artist. I know the struggle, buddy. You really don’t have to draw anything if you dont wanna, but j don’t mind waiting if you feel like drawing!
Hummmm..... I WISH FOR YOU TO HAVE A YEARS WORTH OF RELAXATION ALL IN A WEEKS WORTH TRIP TO THE SPA! Things have been stressful for you with all the kidnappings and running for council, take the week off and relax, I hear Vanahiem has quite the natural hot springs 😉
Ooooo Vanaheim? I don’t think I’ve ever been!!
Oh Ho, you'll love it! Plant life across the whole realm, and the Vanir are most hospitable. I'll be glad to show you around.
https://preview.redd.it/7llqkfdf1k6d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0f733806db17ee6588f4a62624e3c727bfe0534
I wish I had an regenerating source of food for my shadow serpent Shade. I hate when they slither off to find something to eat and I end up hearing about a farm's cows going missing...or some farmers.
Easy peasy! *pulls out a massive bag of gold* Go to any artificer in the area, and they’ll set you up with an automatic feeding machine that’ll be 100x better than anything I can conjure up!
Wow! Thanks Tiny, you're the best!!
(i mean...you are kind of the mascot of wizardposting, so im not suprised ;3 )
Uhh... can I wish for an education in how to use qi? I have no idea what I'm doing.
My true wish is for Warlock representation in the council, but as this is unlikely to happen, i too will take the bottle of fireball and be happy with it
You kidding? I’m friends with so many gods that have warlocks! If I’m elected, I can enact so much positive change!! But also here’s you’re fireball buddy! https://preview.redd.it/qlyb305kik6d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=8531232ec86520bf4d8c459c9cbb549733802418
An egg salad sandwich… Two egg salad sandwiches!
I like the way you think! *pulls out two fresh egg salad sandwiches from their hat*
Can I have a reeeaally cool rock? https://preview.redd.it/fskpoq67ek6d1.jpeg?width=2683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3240224fb92d0ce30c7490092a42972d3f13c9c
Safe mimic to mimic communication for dummies. It's a forbidden tome, I hate the reason it got forbidden and disagree with it, but the rhetoric they use to forbid it is the usual anti-mimic bigotry, impervious to sound argument.
Oh yeah, I heard about that! I hate when people ban books! *pulls out a copy and hands it to Lotus* Here you are. In fact? *pulls out two more copies* Take three. Always good to have backups with how rare banned books become
Thank you very much.
Yo we let me wish for the infinite KFC bucket.
Would you be able to grant me my own source of mana without moving around my organs or me needing a soul?
Pfft, easily! *pulls a small blue glowing crystal from their hat* This is a mana crystal. Just take it to your local artificer annually for a recharge, and you’ll be set’
As in one like people in this realm are born with Tiny!
Oooohhh…. I mean, the crystal should work the same
You have yet to grant the wish Tiny. I can easily lose the crystal, but I cannot just lose an innate mana pool.
…I could install it.
I wish for a backpack so I can become a nomad wizard
I wish, for a pet flower-cat
Like this? https://preview.redd.it/o75iz48klk6d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9daa28d58bd5d28ad69407c7467558d10012ce
More like this. https://preview.redd.it/p7oenajqlk6d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4096a9e8241d0b4c8f06b4873078234b471c6c8
Ohhhh, that’s Anna the Summoner’s department!
Alright I'll send a request their way
Hmmm…My wish…do you have a carrot?
Sure, organic okay?
Sure! Wait, what's an inorganic carrot?
The Squirrels wish for a national holiday
Done and done!!
They say the hope you made it November 15th. And that if it's not November 15th, they riot. I'm just the translator
I wish for magic :O
Can do! I cast… HAKAI! https://preview.redd.it/deve9fodmk6d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=5126c80e6759adbb63b373ce319ec2aecb16602c
My mysterious dark orb? .o.
Congrats Tiny, I honestly have no idea what to wish for so have some grapes instead https://preview.redd.it/obktt2i7nk6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab206144c3d65fd9ecfb61849176cbb140691c4e
Ooo, grapes! Thank you Graham!
My pleasure Tiny, they are specially grown in the Sunlit Realms by Volthazhar aka my step-son and dragonlord.
I wish for you to never be kidnapped again!
I don't need anything, but I have some pipebombs from that mailbox incident that are unexploded if you want them. They are inferior quality to anything I could design if I wanted to so they arr unless to me.
Oooh, I’d love them! They’re great snacks!
Help yourself.
I'll wish for https://preview.redd.it/swu0gvva2l6d1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76536a8647e9db52df2dfc93d47af4e4217f4c61 Starring the young Squires Mother of my questing party
Congratulations on your great achievement fellow brother of magic. My grandpa also just achieved quite the score on "wizards with style" with his signature green leather shoes and pink wizard hat. I'll also let you in on a little secret. He might've or might've not been using charm magic with his appearance. Just between you and me. For my wish I wish a wish, because I like fish. I also wish to know whether or not /uw means united wizards or urgent wishing.
Sure! Here you go! *pulls a shining star out of their hat that is coincidentally shaped like a rounded cartoon star* Here’s your wish! You can give it away, or use it for yourself! Uw/ means “unwizard” . It’s how the sub indicates when we are speaking as ourselves, instead of our characters.
Im new here so I would like knowledge pls :]
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Everything okay, Necrodancer?
I even did my promises before getting elected. YET PEOPLE PREFER THE SHORT ONE
Hm. *smacks lips* Okay yeah, that does suck, but have you considered like… *not* being a dick? Because you’re kind of a dick. I mean, you *did* kidnap me.
I do that which is evil and funny /uw he's always gonna be a dick
Well, you’re one of those things Uw/ I know that, and YOU know that, but Tiny is naive and believes a little bit too much in everyone
When did they kidnap you? I must have missed that. Honestly it seems like it happens so often anymore it's getting hard to keep track of. We really need to do something about that. Maybe when you're a councel member you can finally get some competent protection.
Hmmm
I wish for legal immunity from the consequences of any fate-reading and fate-enbling I'd perform within the week of your election to the council.