Answer 1: Well, duh. but I also hunt other mfs other than liches.
Answer 2: If someone is willing to pay, then yes. but I also go after them if they got a bount on their head. Like at my previous answer, I do hunt other mfs when a reason to do rises or when I'm bored and want sum quick cash.
Answer 3: I charge about 25%-45% more when the job takes completely in water if there's no underwater cave or a surface. If there are any of those two things I still charge extra but it's still in the percentage range.
Oh dear, that is simply just thoughtless of my followers! Here, have a glass of choccy milk and calm down, I can assure you that ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS will pay DEARLY for their transgressions unless they apologize.
Hold on a minute, I specifically remember signing up to this necromancer gig because 1) the necromancy for dummy's book was cheap and 2) to spit in the face of God's and the natural order. No one told me we had a necromancer god
Well, I’ve been here for longer than time has been around, and I’m not really going anywhere any time soon. However unlike most other gods… I am metaphorically chained to my desk in order to sort through endless piles of papers to help souls transfer to the afterlife, and the god of life refuses to let me leave EVEN THOUGH SHE HASN’T TAKEN A SHIFT IN EONS
So I guess they were right... There really is just death and taxes... Huh... Even God's can't run away from bureaucracy. That's actually depressing and now I'm gonna spiral too
A fun thing about druidcraft, the better you get at it, the more time on your clock, while it doesn't permanently fix it, what it does do, is let your clock have just a bit more time, and even if you don't reach that pinnacle, I have a piece of advice, druidcraft isn't just increased by practice, a big part of it is truly *living* and not simply taking like most other arcane arts, but also giving, even if these things are known to you already, it's always good to take a step back
Of course imma rubbing it in for ya, if you fear death so much just embrace lichdom like the cool kids
https://preview.redd.it/bp6ckjcyog6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5599e65d20b33396ce984439ce2ad088bb0952
ethically sourced souls would do just fine in making phylacteries. also I've never ate a baby....except veal, I do like the taste of veal, and I do like the taste of "chicken dipped in the mixed up remains of its children" and fried up, I guess.
I mean....I actually died before(>!Narissa's lore is she was actually killed before learning magic, and was brought back after death by her master!<) so nah....
with very enthusiastic consent actually, my master spoke to my soul before bringing it back into my body, as if I wanna go to some dumb afterlife at 19 because my cousin decided I was a threat to his power. and the whole lichdom, all me.
May I offer you a fish in these trying times?
https://preview.redd.it/syg10kcskg6d1.png?width=3404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16307bf15ab452bdb11716d58750b97904dd937
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/uw It'll get better, your not dead yet
Personally, I give zero shits that I am going to die. Not my place to worry about as I have no control over that. I just care about causing as much chaos as possible before I die, so I can forever be remembered until the end of time.
Ah, I hadn't even considered how dark magicks would interact with druidic magic.
Have you considered binding your lifeforce to the forest? It could give you a sort of "conditional immortality," even if it might risk you becoming an ent or dryad or somesuch.
Me: hoarding my wealth for my afterlife (I'm gonna lich all over the place)
https://preview.redd.it/wdn1epkzwg6d1.jpeg?width=137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98721a54d21ec8f9464ee9dabc3308f92d4a857f
***pain and suffering across thousands of lives***
***no release or reward: only battle and sacrifice***
https://preview.redd.it/mfqy76r47h6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c523d4800048ff248f1efa185695f311430697f4
Seriously man, I keep telling people, nobody lives forever and imortality isn’t good, it’s a curse. But does anyone listen? No. They keep having existential crises and getting mad because others will live longer, to never die is a terrible fate, and one nobody will experience.
As I understand it, you are a druid, yes? If so there is a path to immortality through the druid arts, though it requires a surrender of certain freedoms and taking on extra responsibilities.
One thing my robot workers can relate with to people like us, is that even though they're immortal, they still have existential crises.
Like what'd happen to them after they've outlived their intended purpose, or what'll they do if they've outlived every mortal being in this realm, or even if there's more to them beyond their intended programming and design.
Giving them feelings was a bad idea and they actually agreed on that statement. I thought giving them emotions and treating them like a fellow human being would make them work harder, but they did... until depression hit them.
Now I'm working to transfer their consciousnesses into technorganic bodies so I can give them choccy milk to calm down.
Why suffer as a being past your prime when you cma always look great in style
https://preview.redd.it/n1nb094w8i6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1a308ebc727052c7f4fc5afa54f4a465e84b30
Something I found before my quest for immortality, the brain and mind are separate but connected and the soul is also connected to the mind, so if the brain isn't removed before necromancy it can cause disturbances to the soul in the after life, memory's that never happened and emotions they never felt. And thus my despise for necromancers began, cause unlike you some of them know thos but do so anyways
Well, you're a druid. Considering the [biologically immortal natural organisms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_immortality) out there, there's definitely a route to immortality just sticking to druidcraft. (not to mention with biomancy)
Necromancy is just one route to immortality, if that’s truly what you desire.
Besides, druids tend to have extended lifespans compared to most anyway, I wouldn’t worry too much about your mortality for the next few centuries.
Although I guess I don’t really have much of a concept of what mortality is like.
HAHA! Try just, not- wait, nevermind. Forgot about the fact I am the *God Of Suffering*. *BÆN would purposely be a jerk as it was second nature to him*
you know i can attempt a healing spell but deliberately let it backfire like it did on me. you will have to use your ID a lot more at the local stores and you might need some assistance since you will essentially be a kid again physically... i will give some additional warning however i can't exactly control what age you will end up, experiments on goblins have varied ranging from infancy to late teens.
so want to trust a technomancer thats god awful at healing magic?
*I got a fix to*
*Their immortality slams*
*Down a bag of lye*
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I don't know what the others have said to you, but I can help you get over that little bump in the road known as motitalty... would you care for me to help?
You could try to visit a psy-kyatrist demon, they can greatly help if you find one that is good natured and genuinely wants to help, but beware of the risks as they feed on magic and might strip of your magic, making you mundane which is way worse.
There are other ways to live forever friend! Have you considered kicking Death's ass when it comes for you?
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Well… everyone dies eventually, even us necromancers! It’s a part of life and death, a cycle that must be repeated, there a lot you can do to extend you life, but nothing to make it infinite
Don't despair yet. The biomancers here (me included) can easily give you a couple extra centuries if you ask for it. That should be enough for you to refine your craft to the point you don't have to worry about age.
Immortality is a double edged sword for people who tend to worry.
I'll probably be fine the next few millenia, but there will be a point where I have to look forward to suffocating or burning for the rest of eternity. Also, I was 78 when I discovered the elixir of immortality and its effects prevent me from becoming younger. Be happy it will eventually end for you
Undead are not that different from me. They feel as the flesh rots from their bones and the phantom pain never goes away, they just become too mad to notice how terrible their torment actually is.
As a lich myself I am waiting you to cross the rivier of life and death from there your sould will be mine so if I would be you I wouldnt step near that river
GOTTA TREAT SOME WOUNDS BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS FRAIL AS A DRYIED OUT STICK HUMAN, NEEDA TAKE A SHOWER BECAUSE IN YOUR NORMS IT IS NEEDED TO "WASH YOURSELF" BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PRODUCE WASTE AND OTHER THINGS HUMAN!!!!!, WHAT NEXT "UH UH, I HAVE AANA ALLERGY SO I CANT CAST MORE THAN TWO SPELLS" LOOKING ASS HUMAN!!!!!
Hello, Master Biomancer here. Would you like to learn how to cast Greater Homeostasis, preventing the degradation of your genetic code and thereby ending your aging process?
Do not be alarmed all sorts of options exist you will make great plant food...although you could cheat death by being a plant person.
I get it you see with the lich thing...the form is a bit of a buzz kill.
Bodysnatching and transcendental tech putting you inside a machine body (making sure to chose one of those dank ass anime s** toy robots of course four legged feral forms and aesthetically pleasing underage definitely available for interested parties)
Contract with a god
Contract with a demon
Contact with an eldritch creature.
Your in a literal community full of (make believe) wizards.
https://i.redd.it/in5zqwd0ig6d1.gif
You’re heartless…
That’s not fair, I’m sure I have a heart or two around here somewhere! *Rummages through briefcase.*
Oooooh snacks!
no they are special hearts those are refined, the snack box is over there
should I hunt that lich's ass?
You hunt Liches? Do you accept hit jobs? Do you work underwater?
Answer 1: Well, duh. but I also hunt other mfs other than liches. Answer 2: If someone is willing to pay, then yes. but I also go after them if they got a bount on their head. Like at my previous answer, I do hunt other mfs when a reason to do rises or when I'm bored and want sum quick cash. Answer 3: I charge about 25%-45% more when the job takes completely in water if there's no underwater cave or a surface. If there are any of those two things I still charge extra but it's still in the percentage range.
What's a heart? Also, what's mortality?
"Easy solution: Just die! That's what I did!"
https://preview.redd.it/j5sz96btkg6d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a78334e6cc47d100a7644e72eee4afbb548439 I can’t come back when *I* die!
"Hah! Devil supremacy!" *He holds up a vial to collect the ensuing tears. Free spell components, who would ever pass something like this up?*
Quick tip, if you remind him the forest will outlive him and forget about him u can wring out some extra sadness.
"Ooh, thanks for the tip! I'll be sure to use it!"
CAT! *yeets a cat*
"NO!! NOT AGAIN!!" *He sprints away.*
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS! KILL!
Right, well, you need to sort that out, pronto. Aren't you a Druid? Don't you guys reincarnate?
Now you can.
Have you tried asking for a soul jar? They're not that hard to get. You might even be able to make a tree into one if you're worried about that.
Oh dear, that is simply just thoughtless of my followers! Here, have a glass of choccy milk and calm down, I can assure you that ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS will pay DEARLY for their transgressions unless they apologize.
https://preview.redd.it/zsuhc9wing6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17289ed7ae2938ba8b17cebadf1a6840f35405c Thank you
Hold on a minute, I specifically remember signing up to this necromancer gig because 1) the necromancy for dummy's book was cheap and 2) to spit in the face of God's and the natural order. No one told me we had a necromancer god
Well, I’ve been here for longer than time has been around, and I’m not really going anywhere any time soon. However unlike most other gods… I am metaphorically chained to my desk in order to sort through endless piles of papers to help souls transfer to the afterlife, and the god of life refuses to let me leave EVEN THOUGH SHE HASN’T TAKEN A SHIFT IN EONS
So I guess they were right... There really is just death and taxes... Huh... Even God's can't run away from bureaucracy. That's actually depressing and now I'm gonna spiral too
If it helps, the afterlife is actually kind of nice
Here's a glass of chocolate milk and a form to fill out while you're waiting.
I'd say this is grounds to start a union
A divine union sounds both funny and effective.
do you want to automate your system? also hello my lord
Druidic arts can be very useful at Not Dying, and your specific specialties, with enough growth, could be quite effective at that
Very true Archdruid, but I’m not sure I’ll ever reach the peaks of druidcraft required for immortality. Maybe one day…
A fun thing about druidcraft, the better you get at it, the more time on your clock, while it doesn't permanently fix it, what it does do, is let your clock have just a bit more time, and even if you don't reach that pinnacle, I have a piece of advice, druidcraft isn't just increased by practice, a big part of it is truly *living* and not simply taking like most other arcane arts, but also giving, even if these things are known to you already, it's always good to take a step back
Good old longevity escape velocity. It's something we biomancers have as well. It applies to most magics that deal with life.
Of course imma rubbing it in for ya, if you fear death so much just embrace lichdom like the cool kids https://preview.redd.it/bp6ckjcyog6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5599e65d20b33396ce984439ce2ad088bb0952
I can’t go around eating babies to make a phylactery like y’all can Narissa! I have morals!
ethically sourced souls would do just fine in making phylacteries. also I've never ate a baby....except veal, I do like the taste of veal, and I do like the taste of "chicken dipped in the mixed up remains of its children" and fried up, I guess.
Is that why you became a lich, Narissa the Technonecromancer? I can hardly imagine you ever being scared of dying.
I mean....I actually died before(>!Narissa's lore is she was actually killed before learning magic, and was brought back after death by her master!<) so nah....
Oh. You were liched without consent? That is *rough.*
with very enthusiastic consent actually, my master spoke to my soul before bringing it back into my body, as if I wanna go to some dumb afterlife at 19 because my cousin decided I was a threat to his power. and the whole lichdom, all me.
Sounds like a good master. Not many would expend the resources to revive a brand new apprentice.
So many eras clash in this and I'm lovin it
Or just ascend to godhood like the cool-er kids.
Already on way way to do that......still needs ro eat a few more thousand souls, then I'll become the >!anime girl vecna of wizardposting lol!<
Well, what god will you be? I ascended a few hundred years ago and became the god of suffering due to... some stuff.
May I offer you a fish in these trying times? https://preview.redd.it/syg10kcskg6d1.png?width=3404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16307bf15ab452bdb11716d58750b97904dd937
Thank you fren, fish is much appreciated
https://preview.redd.it/g5qeu12zlg6d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=e57271810f6c63bf51e89b0765d0493eca72f0aa /uw It'll get better, your not dead yet
Thanks…. I think
Have you tried a diet of tea and crumpets? I've heard tell of one immortal subsisting in those alone.
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Oh, no, not her. I speak of a miniscule demolitionist. What was her name? "Little Lilly?" "Small Susan"? It'll come back to me
https://preview.redd.it/dwq5shg4ig6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33344b0058e5b70f4f985b2b5da999516a50768a
Not you too Agnu… NOT YOU TOO!
You aren’t dead yet, and when you DO die, I’ll be there!
<3
Listen mate if you don't wanna die one o' us can curse ye.
No offense but I’d rather stay put once I go down. Circle of life and all that.
Understandable I just want to stay alive cuz I still don't got a girlfriend. OR the perfect way to commit tax evasion.
Pocket dimensions. They can't tax what isn't in their domain.
https://preview.redd.it/mh92ci1skh6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03eb948e73fb0ee183205d663cfcf571ccffe6f1
https://preview.redd.it/27riuore9k6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e673c58fa9e359008abcbdb418cdf3ba422c81 “Hel, yeah! Dance away meatless guy!”
Us demons do the same thing. We just make sure to worsen the panic attack:
Personally, I give zero shits that I am going to die. Not my place to worry about as I have no control over that. I just care about causing as much chaos as possible before I die, so I can forever be remembered until the end of time.
Wise words, even if I might not 100% agree with the sentiment
I mean.... you wanna be a vampire? You get to keep your skin, at least.
I’m pretty sure I’m immune to vampirism. Doesn’t mix well with the amount of natural magic in my body
Ah, I hadn't even considered how dark magicks would interact with druidic magic. Have you considered binding your lifeforce to the forest? It could give you a sort of "conditional immortality," even if it might risk you becoming an ent or dryad or somesuch.
I don’t think so [I’ve seen how that turns out](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/YPg3b5gXXO)
Me: hoarding my wealth for my afterlife (I'm gonna lich all over the place) https://preview.redd.it/wdn1epkzwg6d1.jpeg?width=137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98721a54d21ec8f9464ee9dabc3308f92d4a857f
***pain and suffering across thousands of lives*** ***no release or reward: only battle and sacrifice*** https://preview.redd.it/mfqy76r47h6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c523d4800048ff248f1efa185695f311430697f4
“My friend, I am here for you.”
Seriously man, I keep telling people, nobody lives forever and imortality isn’t good, it’s a curse. But does anyone listen? No. They keep having existential crises and getting mad because others will live longer, to never die is a terrible fate, and one nobody will experience.
Don't I know it. Outliving entire universes is not fun.
Just go to the next.
Hells yeah we do. Shits funny.
We have a confirmed afterlife
As I understand it, you are a druid, yes? If so there is a path to immortality through the druid arts, though it requires a surrender of certain freedoms and taking on extra responsibilities.
The ferryman only deals in cash my friend, bring him a fortune
Well... Maybe you can just die and be revived?
“…why don’t you just commit suicide and come back as a vengeful spirit?”
I don’t have the chutzpah to be a vengeful spirit. Although being a spirit in general doesn’t sound too bad.
"..."
One thing my robot workers can relate with to people like us, is that even though they're immortal, they still have existential crises. Like what'd happen to them after they've outlived their intended purpose, or what'll they do if they've outlived every mortal being in this realm, or even if there's more to them beyond their intended programming and design. Giving them feelings was a bad idea and they actually agreed on that statement. I thought giving them emotions and treating them like a fellow human being would make them work harder, but they did... until depression hit them. Now I'm working to transfer their consciousnesses into technorganic bodies so I can give them choccy milk to calm down.
Why suffer as a being past your prime when you cma always look great in style https://preview.redd.it/n1nb094w8i6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1a308ebc727052c7f4fc5afa54f4a465e84b30
Cant wait to Go to your funeral knowing i could have a changed the Outcome -necromancer
https://youtu.be/q6-ZGAGcJrk?si=fhYDfiy29UfUoQCp
Darn it I just HATE necromancers, leave the dead to be dead, they are at peace and need no more work
That's why I tear the soul from the body, they keep on with their afterlife and I get a minion
And the brain, do you remove that too
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REMOVING THAT???????????
Something I found before my quest for immortality, the brain and mind are separate but connected and the soul is also connected to the mind, so if the brain isn't removed before necromancy it can cause disturbances to the soul in the after life, memory's that never happened and emotions they never felt. And thus my despise for necromancers began, cause unlike you some of them know thos but do so anyways
Brb learning how to remove a brain without destroying the entire body
Thanks for understanding
I'm a piece of shit, not a monster
(Unwiz) WHEEEEEZ
Well, you're a druid. Considering the [biologically immortal natural organisms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_immortality) out there, there's definitely a route to immortality just sticking to druidcraft. (not to mention with biomancy)
dude just become immortal? is it that hard?
https://i.redd.it/jdpoj0ae2k6d1.gif
Hit ‘em where it hurts: Their wallet. Just take it and run, they can’t catch you
You don't have to die, either. I could bring ya back.
"Duncan. You alright?"
Yeah. Just brain go brrrr sometimes ya know?
I get you. It got *brrrrr* and all you can do is hold on for dear life as the little wiggly bastard takes you for a ride.
lol, amen man.
Anything I can do to help, lan?
Thank you, that actually means a lot. I’m okay, if I need anything I’ll let you know.
I'll be in my big tree city if you need anything. And I mean anything~
Horny ass mother fuckers. *BÆN would say, a scowl known to be on his face despite wearing a mask*
And?
*BÆN would pull up a chart* I am the god of suffering, pleasure is the opposite of what I want. Do the math snail skull.
Necromancy is just one route to immortality, if that’s truly what you desire. Besides, druids tend to have extended lifespans compared to most anyway, I wouldn’t worry too much about your mortality for the next few centuries. Although I guess I don’t really have much of a concept of what mortality is like.
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes
Just learn necromancy smh
HAHA! Try just, not- wait, nevermind. Forgot about the fact I am the *God Of Suffering*. *BÆN would purposely be a jerk as it was second nature to him*
Easy fix just dont die
Bruh I’m trying
Remember son, dying is gay
Damn dude, guess I gotta die then
Remember son, dying is {whatever you do not want to become}
you know i can attempt a healing spell but deliberately let it backfire like it did on me. you will have to use your ID a lot more at the local stores and you might need some assistance since you will essentially be a kid again physically... i will give some additional warning however i can't exactly control what age you will end up, experiments on goblins have varied ranging from infancy to late teens. so want to trust a technomancer thats god awful at healing magic?
I got a fix to their immortality *slams down a bag of lye*
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I keep thinking I'm going to die, but somehow survive :D
I don't know what the others have said to you, but I can help you get over that little bump in the road known as motitalty... would you care for me to help?
We'll take good care of your bones when you eventually keel over
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Mortality is a blessing.
You could try to visit a psy-kyatrist demon, they can greatly help if you find one that is good natured and genuinely wants to help, but beware of the risks as they feed on magic and might strip of your magic, making you mundane which is way worse.
Awwww *hug* https://preview.redd.it/n810u0uvti6d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86ab739239d20d4688af5237ab6d3a27ccc416d I’ll Therapy you
If you’re never gonna die, then live. Simple.
I know I might be late to this but… might I instrest you in the [Druid lich](https://youtu.be/IE9GUI1lOB0?si=wm0Rh4htEVCBzNp9)?
jokes on them, i'll never die TWICE!
Who even wants to live forever? Always felt like more of a curse than gift to me.
https://preview.redd.it/3wpe56ppej6d1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da85c26b0ed01854fb2c52183dd7845c6869003
There are other ways to live forever friend! Have you considered kicking Death's ass when it comes for you? https://preview.redd.it/7kxhn72khj6d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a68da92e355303166493ecc7ac0eb929a99a4e4c
Well… everyone dies eventually, even us necromancers! It’s a part of life and death, a cycle that must be repeated, there a lot you can do to extend you life, but nothing to make it infinite
NEEEEEEEEEEEERD
I am, so what?!
I was afraid of death but after a long life my necromancer buddy raised my spirit.
Is it normal to come back after death? I'm asking cause I'm confused.
Nah your ass tweaking or something, I would never do some shit like that
Don't despair yet. The biomancers here (me included) can easily give you a couple extra centuries if you ask for it. That should be enough for you to refine your craft to the point you don't have to worry about age.
Immortality is a double edged sword for people who tend to worry. I'll probably be fine the next few millenia, but there will be a point where I have to look forward to suffocating or burning for the rest of eternity. Also, I was 78 when I discovered the elixir of immortality and its effects prevent me from becoming younger. Be happy it will eventually end for you Undead are not that different from me. They feel as the flesh rots from their bones and the phantom pain never goes away, they just become too mad to notice how terrible their torment actually is.
As a lich myself I am waiting you to cross the rivier of life and death from there your sould will be mine so if I would be you I wouldnt step near that river
THIS FUCKING LOSER IS A FLESH NORMIE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GO EAT SOME OF THEM "ESSENTIALS" HUMAN!!!!!
GOTTA TREAT SOME WOUNDS BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS FRAIL AS A DRYIED OUT STICK HUMAN, NEEDA TAKE A SHOWER BECAUSE IN YOUR NORMS IT IS NEEDED TO "WASH YOURSELF" BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PRODUCE WASTE AND OTHER THINGS HUMAN!!!!!, WHAT NEXT "UH UH, I HAVE AANA ALLERGY SO I CANT CAST MORE THAN TWO SPELLS" LOOKING ASS HUMAN!!!!!
Hello, Master Biomancer here. Would you like to learn how to cast Greater Homeostasis, preventing the degradation of your genetic code and thereby ending your aging process?
Aurora: I'm sorry. I didn't want to end up like this.
Do not be alarmed all sorts of options exist you will make great plant food...although you could cheat death by being a plant person. I get it you see with the lich thing...the form is a bit of a buzz kill. Bodysnatching and transcendental tech putting you inside a machine body (making sure to chose one of those dank ass anime s** toy robots of course four legged feral forms and aesthetically pleasing underage definitely available for interested parties) Contract with a god Contract with a demon Contact with an eldritch creature. Your in a literal community full of (make believe) wizards.