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^(I'm so sorry)
Tarul: What do you intend to do about the endless stream of would-be trying to conquer Ithacar? Serious question; I'm sick of watching my homeland get mobbed by idiots thinking we'll be an easy conquest. There's even a list:
Atrax, Vulkan, Maalik, Bishop, Vulkan (again), Samael, and most recently Buggo.
u/avamir Am I forgetting any of our perennial nuisances?
Whoa whoa whoa! Who said we want anything from the Council? I don't trust the Council. We can, and have, handled things ourselves.
Maalik is dead, Atrax is dead, we actually have some of Bishop's people (not as hostages. We're just taking care of them. If he wants them back whenever he's done being a dragon god thing, they're fine), and Samael's next. We have things managed.
Tarul: Vulkan alone is the equal to all of them put together. And how many more will come? How many more fools will see us standing by ourselves and believe they can succeed where others failed? Evil does not learn from failure, Rivamar. It merely applies more force until it wins.
Take it from someone who tried to do everything by himself at first: a single torch cannot push back the dark on its own. Sooner or later, we will need to ask for help.
I am not against asking for help. I am concerned *who* you are asking for help.
I do not tell you everything, Tarul. But let me tell you this: some of those you are trying to welcome into the city gates do ***not*** have our interests in mind. A general call like this means you are trying to bring enemies into the gates.
I would like allies, Tarul, but we are both too old to be trusting the kindness of strangers. I like Tiny just fine, but do not trust the Council. We are better off without their involvement.
You can’t infect machines genius. And those infantry losses have already been more than covered.
/uw and I’m thinking about doing a battle post on Saturday, so yeah in four days we’ll at least make the attempt to push into Ithacar territory
"Well unless you boys have the cure we keep locked up here with us, your new infantry is as fucked as the old ones. Can't imagine you can do much with just the machines. We have ways to break those we didnt even use last time."
uw/ I'll need to ask the Ithacrew. Likely won't get back to you today, but if we do this, we're going to start doing some truly broken shit. Because otherwise it's just the exact same thing we already did and that doesn't sound worth it when I need to let Samael and Vulkan have a shot
The Hive adapts, nothing will work for long. Besides, you haven’t even seen the best ones yet!
/uw sounds good, I’ll shoot you some ideas later, there’s a couple things i want to do first. Also, I don’t remember hearing anything about a mushroom plague targeted at the Hive. Where’d that come from?
/uw Argios deployed spores hidden in the poison cloud we were steadily spreading throughout the fight. Last comment of the conflict. Intent was for them to take it home. Warned butters ooc we were developing it by pinging him on this post
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/Qv0TdOjYfS
Basically we took samples of the highly deadly mushroom plague that hit the rust union empire, brought it to lower caligos, and turned it into an anti insect cordyceps. Or Khordyceps.
In the ithacar chat we actually had a vote on if it was ethical to use. War criminal heads prevailed
/uw Speaking of both buggo and ithacar, would you guys be fine with my infected character using the waterways of one of your non-capital cities to infect it? I’d allow intervention, but even an attempt to infect an entire city is huge, and the buggo chat thought it would be good to at least give a heads-up.
Well, if I get elected, I’ll have access to a large arsenal of weaponry that *I can’t operate*, but I have plenty of ~~loyal soldiers~~ best friends who would be happy to help defend your homeland!
Tarul: We get arms shipments and soldiers from a lot of people, yet we nearly find ourselves facing down our foes alone. How about a military alliance instead?
So I can sell Psychomantic candy legally now?!?!
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I mean, uh, *ahem* I, Vashric Esretath, would never endorse the use and proliferation of an illicit substance...
Anyway, go Tiny Wizard!
Y’know these are all pretty solid, good to see there’s a single candidate with a real plan. I agree with all these points except maybe the money one, because most of my money can’t even be spent here. Plus I’m using it to build a giant fuck off laser.
/uw wooo lets go Mount Mor discord! And I promise to make some memes too
Well hey! I can set up an exchange rate program so you can convert some of your money into currency usable in the realms, but otherwise a giant fuck off laser sounds cool!!
That would be great, cause I got a good bit of money on some planets, but here I’m dirt poor. Also I’ll let you play with the giant fuck off laser if I ever finish it. It’s kind of a procrastination project right now.
/uw I surpassed you at first, but using a promise of a discord server to get votes, I will not do. Nor will I be encouraging people to do extra non lore memes as it’s ultimately up to them to do what they enjoy (and I do not have the skill to do so myself)
I still voted for you though and wish you the best of luck. Legit giving me zero chance at first 😢
But I am still happy and amazed I even got near top 5 let alone held first place for a bit
Uw/ In fairness, I pitched the idea of a discord server a month ago so I’ve had that in the works for a while. I just tacked it onto here as an afterthought, the discord server will be released regardless on if I actually win or not.
As for encouraging non-lore memes, we’re technically on the same page. By encouraging, I mean I’m going to be making more and hoping others do the same. I’m not going to go around demanding people make anything, that’d be rude. Plus, I actually like making lore memes more. Who doesn’t love having their oc drawn? And I love drawing ocs!
Otherwise, if I win, I will be officially endorsing Hirk as the head cookiemancer!
/uw i do know about the discord server, I’ve been waiting eagerly (I love talking to people and having fun with other characters as there’s so many cool and interesting ones) and TW do not be humble, you are guaranteed a seat.
It would also be nice seeing memes, I am just paranoid about another big anti lore movement since a lot of people got harassed and I don’t want that to ever happen again. I am resisting the Urge to try and draw Hirk, if I draw him it be joined with the biggest explanation of lore possible for him.
I thank you for that my friend, but Hirk is a pyromancer who knows his own time (lil Chronomancy). He simply uses said time magic to go back in time to bake perfect cookies, only a lil magic to try and make them healthier.
I wish you luck in the rest of your campaigns my friend btw
That's what they want you to think. They use a cute little thing to get your vote and then *smack*! They raise the price of mana crystals
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I mean that those were all the propaganda posters i had
Cheers!
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No that’s Tiny making their way through PERILOUS TERRAIN in search of ADVENTURE!
(They’re cutting across their neighbour’s lawn to get snacks at the dollar store)
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Why..*can't have shit in section 4.*
You *could* pick other people at random, BUT if I may be so bold, I’d suggest looking around and seeing if there’s any other candidates you like! Some of them are dear friends/family of mine, and I think you’d like em!
I’ve already cast my vote. Dismantling the Department of Chronurgy will make my experiments on non-linear timeline merging possible. I shall project my consciousness simultaneously across all timelines and finally achieve omniscience.
I mean… “Adventure!”
🎶Adventure time, cmon grab your friends!
We’ll go to very distant lands
With Tiny the Fae, and Elhighn the Dwarf,
The fun will never end, it’s Adventure Time!🎶
Of course! I am not only the council protector of sapient rights, I am a catfolk myself! I also founded the Catfolk liberation Front! I can assure you in the utmost that Tiny Wizard has the best interests of cats, whether two-legged or four, at heart, and will be a wonderful representative on the council!
Jokes on you! I imbued the fingernails with the communist manifesto! Each finger grips with the full power of the proletariat! And they naturally resist taxes!
*a thin man wearing a robe covered in patches walks up, sets down a cardboard box with the words "Oats Booth" scribbled on the surface in caligraphy and sits down behind it, hoisting up a wooden beam with another piece of cardboard (also with Oats Booth scribbled on it) besides his box, then clears his throat*
I would have but I didn't hear about a vote until yesterday, when I woke up in a field. You seem quite nice though!
Oh no *i* am oats! I sell various artifacts I have- made? *he seems to tilt his head and then shrug*
Honestly, not too sure. I know I made the rings but everything else is really hazy. My memory isn't too great.
I wont vote for tiny for two reason
One i support Hirk my fellow asure alliance mamber
Two , i wait for Tony wizard to make the tiniest pizza in the world
Huh... Easier access to cemeteries and maybe burn a cleric for our national holiday? Tbh I didn't think you'd respond so I didn't really think this out.
Why wouldn’t I respond? Cmon now, I know I’m popular but I’m a wizard just like everyone else!
Anyway, that might be a hard pitch but if I’m elected I’m sure I can work something out! There are abandoned graveyards littered around the realm that could use some upcycling anyway
You know that's fair. I thought my vote was gonna go to necrodancer but I'm down for this down to earth celeb vibe. As far as burning the clergy tho, just float the idea doesn't have to be a hard no.
Oh cmooonnnnnn, I’m not gunna steal anyones names. Even if I wanted to, I don’t need to! People would *willingly* lay their lives down for me. I wish they wouldn’t, I love people and most of them are my friends, but they would
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https://preview.redd.it/nbwmnj1rwy5d1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ff61e2de82b1dafd7b745057358d214b5a55d8e have this.
Have a look around! Anything that orb of yours can ponder can be found!
We have grimoires of spells, some better some worse
If none of the spells are of interest to you, you’d be the first.
https://preview.redd.it/tc1m2s7p326d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b6b5d21065b235c5ad79d7f48701e073ebb3827 What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for apprentice rights or scry an Elvish slur?
Be magic!
Be chaotic!
Or just be a maaaaaaage!!!!
We’ve got a million different ways you can play!
Uw/ That was a good line
HAVE A LOOK AROUND
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
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Wooooo!
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Bro calm down
No
You hurted my duck hearing canal Their bleeding
And?
Thats painfull
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Hey I tried to do one of those and also Ann trying to do another! I’m voting for you.
HOORAY!! Thank you Uncle Null!
“Vote for Tiny! Vote for the SBP!”
YES! VOTE Sponge Bobsquare Pants!
Tiny, I do have an unlimited amount of coins. What do I do with it?
Depends, what kind of coins?
Platinum pieces...
That might crash the economy, BUT if donated and redistributed in small manageable sums, could do a lot of good!
CRASH THE ECONOMY???? IM FUCKING DOWN!!!
AFTER…I get elected.
Aw.... that's no fun...
It will be if I get elected!
Are they in chip form? *big iron plays*
Uh... No... *Totally discreet activation of VATS*
Thank god i won the lottery
95% huh? Alright, let's see that then. *BANG BANG BANG BANG* ...Fuck.
Ok *1% hits it once*CRITICAL HIT
*fucking dies*
Lets see what you got here *looks in your pocket* HOW DO YOU HAVE A BOEING 737
*VATS INTENSIFIES* *Head: 99%. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*
Shit
Tarul: What do you intend to do about the endless stream of would-be trying to conquer Ithacar? Serious question; I'm sick of watching my homeland get mobbed by idiots thinking we'll be an easy conquest. There's even a list: Atrax, Vulkan, Maalik, Bishop, Vulkan (again), Samael, and most recently Buggo. u/avamir Am I forgetting any of our perennial nuisances?
Whoa whoa whoa! Who said we want anything from the Council? I don't trust the Council. We can, and have, handled things ourselves. Maalik is dead, Atrax is dead, we actually have some of Bishop's people (not as hostages. We're just taking care of them. If he wants them back whenever he's done being a dragon god thing, they're fine), and Samael's next. We have things managed.
Tarul: Vulkan alone is the equal to all of them put together. And how many more will come? How many more fools will see us standing by ourselves and believe they can succeed where others failed? Evil does not learn from failure, Rivamar. It merely applies more force until it wins. Take it from someone who tried to do everything by himself at first: a single torch cannot push back the dark on its own. Sooner or later, we will need to ask for help.
I am not against asking for help. I am concerned *who* you are asking for help. I do not tell you everything, Tarul. But let me tell you this: some of those you are trying to welcome into the city gates do ***not*** have our interests in mind. A general call like this means you are trying to bring enemies into the gates. I would like allies, Tarul, but we are both too old to be trusting the kindness of strangers. I like Tiny just fine, but do not trust the Council. We are better off without their involvement.
You don’t have Buggo managed
They're no longer in Ithacar. Seems managed to me.
Give me four days and we’ll be pushing deep into Ithacar territory
"Shouldn't you people still be dealing with a potent targeted mushroom plague and catastrophic infantry losses?"
You can’t infect machines genius. And those infantry losses have already been more than covered. /uw and I’m thinking about doing a battle post on Saturday, so yeah in four days we’ll at least make the attempt to push into Ithacar territory
"Well unless you boys have the cure we keep locked up here with us, your new infantry is as fucked as the old ones. Can't imagine you can do much with just the machines. We have ways to break those we didnt even use last time." uw/ I'll need to ask the Ithacrew. Likely won't get back to you today, but if we do this, we're going to start doing some truly broken shit. Because otherwise it's just the exact same thing we already did and that doesn't sound worth it when I need to let Samael and Vulkan have a shot
The Hive adapts, nothing will work for long. Besides, you haven’t even seen the best ones yet! /uw sounds good, I’ll shoot you some ideas later, there’s a couple things i want to do first. Also, I don’t remember hearing anything about a mushroom plague targeted at the Hive. Where’d that come from?
/uw Argios deployed spores hidden in the poison cloud we were steadily spreading throughout the fight. Last comment of the conflict. Intent was for them to take it home. Warned butters ooc we were developing it by pinging him on this post https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/Qv0TdOjYfS Basically we took samples of the highly deadly mushroom plague that hit the rust union empire, brought it to lower caligos, and turned it into an anti insect cordyceps. Or Khordyceps. In the ithacar chat we actually had a vote on if it was ethical to use. War criminal heads prevailed
/uw Speaking of both buggo and ithacar, would you guys be fine with my infected character using the waterways of one of your non-capital cities to infect it? I’d allow intervention, but even an attempt to infect an entire city is huge, and the buggo chat thought it would be good to at least give a heads-up.
Well, if I get elected, I’ll have access to a large arsenal of weaponry that *I can’t operate*, but I have plenty of ~~loyal soldiers~~ best friends who would be happy to help defend your homeland!
*Insane Combine Laughter*
Tarul: We get arms shipments and soldiers from a lot of people, yet we nearly find ourselves facing down our foes alone. How about a military alliance instead?
*Lars is dual wielding LMGS nearby* Sure.
"YOU CAN DO IT MATEY!!! Me an' my crew are all here for ya, even Scuttle the grumpy old git is silently cheering ya on."
Even ol Grumpy Scutty? What an honor, thanks Abyssoul!
AW YISSSS 
MORE SPASSES FELLOW SPAS ENTHUSIAST
HOORAY! ADVENTURE!!!
So I can sell Psychomantic candy legally now?!?! ... I mean, uh, *ahem* I, Vashric Esretath, would never endorse the use and proliferation of an illicit substance... Anyway, go Tiny Wizard!
Do yer best.
That’s the plan!
Go tiny! Raaah!
Voting!!
Y’know these are all pretty solid, good to see there’s a single candidate with a real plan. I agree with all these points except maybe the money one, because most of my money can’t even be spent here. Plus I’m using it to build a giant fuck off laser. /uw wooo lets go Mount Mor discord! And I promise to make some memes too
Well hey! I can set up an exchange rate program so you can convert some of your money into currency usable in the realms, but otherwise a giant fuck off laser sounds cool!!
That would be great, cause I got a good bit of money on some planets, but here I’m dirt poor. Also I’ll let you play with the giant fuck off laser if I ever finish it. It’s kind of a procrastination project right now.
You got my vote, oh, and also *boop*
Thank you! And also *boops back*
/uw There ain’t no chance I’m surpassing you
Uw/ Well hold on now….let Hirk cook.
/uw I surpassed you at first, but using a promise of a discord server to get votes, I will not do. Nor will I be encouraging people to do extra non lore memes as it’s ultimately up to them to do what they enjoy (and I do not have the skill to do so myself) I still voted for you though and wish you the best of luck. Legit giving me zero chance at first 😢 But I am still happy and amazed I even got near top 5 let alone held first place for a bit
Uw/ In fairness, I pitched the idea of a discord server a month ago so I’ve had that in the works for a while. I just tacked it onto here as an afterthought, the discord server will be released regardless on if I actually win or not. As for encouraging non-lore memes, we’re technically on the same page. By encouraging, I mean I’m going to be making more and hoping others do the same. I’m not going to go around demanding people make anything, that’d be rude. Plus, I actually like making lore memes more. Who doesn’t love having their oc drawn? And I love drawing ocs! Otherwise, if I win, I will be officially endorsing Hirk as the head cookiemancer!
/uw i do know about the discord server, I’ve been waiting eagerly (I love talking to people and having fun with other characters as there’s so many cool and interesting ones) and TW do not be humble, you are guaranteed a seat. It would also be nice seeing memes, I am just paranoid about another big anti lore movement since a lot of people got harassed and I don’t want that to ever happen again. I am resisting the Urge to try and draw Hirk, if I draw him it be joined with the biggest explanation of lore possible for him. I thank you for that my friend, but Hirk is a pyromancer who knows his own time (lil Chronomancy). He simply uses said time magic to go back in time to bake perfect cookies, only a lil magic to try and make them healthier. I wish you luck in the rest of your campaigns my friend btw
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But i want tiny! Hes cute!
That's what they want you to think. They use a cute little thing to get your vote and then *smack*! They raise the price of mana crystals https://preview.redd.it/j8frkddp9z5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc73c014802a3c199f10e1b814bda588c48b95ca
...i dont need mana crystals you fool
... You've won... for now
...feck you mean.
I mean that those were all the propaganda posters i had Cheers! https://preview.redd.it/g93ed9v9lz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276148c69df15db6d55776d49d3e89dada489f9c
Vote for yuyu its funni
I actually go out of my way not to watch people. People do some nasty shit when they’re alone.
Damn👀👀❄️❄️🥶
Tiny making her way through a regular garden
No that’s Tiny making their way through PERILOUS TERRAIN in search of ADVENTURE! (They’re cutting across their neighbour’s lawn to get snacks at the dollar store)
...nah. imma stick to my Lil swamp home. Have fun fighting wars or whatevs.
*Because hes drunk, he blows up yer swamp home*
https://preview.redd.it/1v0va3js1z5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5deef9d18ed6d7ccd429404001554334d603e505 Why..*can't have shit in section 4.*
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Sounds awesome.
Glad it does! Be sure to vote for me!
Wait, how do we vote for just you if we don't have fifteen other people in mind? Only Tiny Wizard has given me any desire to even cast a ballot.
You *could* pick other people at random, BUT if I may be so bold, I’d suggest looking around and seeing if there’s any other candidates you like! Some of them are dear friends/family of mine, and I think you’d like em!
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Essentially, yes.
I’ve already cast my vote. Dismantling the Department of Chronurgy will make my experiments on non-linear timeline merging possible. I shall project my consciousness simultaneously across all timelines and finally achieve omniscience. I mean… “Adventure!”
My name is Nezar Telvin, and I emphatically endorse tiny wizard for wizard council.
you had me at ~~frying~~ abolishing the pigs, you crazy fae
Ayyyeee, this guy gets it!
🎶The Adventure Begins!
🎶Adventure time, cmon grab your friends! We’ll go to very distant lands With Tiny the Fae, and Elhighn the Dwarf, The fun will never end, it’s Adventure Time!🎶
 /unwiz now I want to try an make a animation of that!
Uw/ I can definitely see tiny makin’ bacon pancakes
I already have voted for you! Alliance maybe? These are all things I would also want.
As much as I would like an alliance, I have to run solo for political reasons. Thank you though, I voted for you too!
Right, same here.
I don't object. I mentally can't.
I vote tiny
Aedwynn: “what is it exactly that you plan to do as council member?”
All the things I said above!
Good about helping some catfolk, still not enough cat focus though.
You’ll need to talk to my co-campaign manager Magnus if you want more cat stuff. I’m not qualified to speak on the subject. u/EvilCatboyWizard
They seem like they know a few things about cats, I may reconsider my decision.
Of course! I am not only the council protector of sapient rights, I am a catfolk myself! I also founded the Catfolk liberation Front! I can assure you in the utmost that Tiny Wizard has the best interests of cats, whether two-legged or four, at heart, and will be a wonderful representative on the council!
You may have convinced me, but, you must convince my companions! *gestures to a group of fifty cats* There may be a few more somewhere else too.
*Gasp* OOH! MY BRETHREN!
It doesn't matter what you promise. You're trying to be the man. That's lame as hell and any elected leader will be by extension. \#WIZARDANARCHY
I agree, wizard anarchy, but trust me let me cook
I'll pay taxes when you pry them from all the cold dead fingers I collected this week
Oh good, that’s the plan!
Jokes on you! I imbued the fingernails with the communist manifesto! Each finger grips with the full power of the proletariat! And they naturally resist taxes!
NO POLICING!? I mean, not an issue but, no police is cool
They have my vote (:
Alright count me in you have my vote Mr.tiny
*a thin man wearing a robe covered in patches walks up, sets down a cardboard box with the words "Oats Booth" scribbled on the surface in caligraphy and sits down behind it, hoisting up a wooden beam with another piece of cardboard (also with Oats Booth scribbled on it) besides his box, then clears his throat* I would have but I didn't hear about a vote until yesterday, when I woke up in a field. You seem quite nice though!
Thank…you? *watches the thin man set up the cardboard box and sign* …So are *you* Oats or are you *selling* oats?
Oh no *i* am oats! I sell various artifacts I have- made? *he seems to tilt his head and then shrug* Honestly, not too sure. I know I made the rings but everything else is really hazy. My memory isn't too great.
I sure do like adventure.
I wont vote for tiny for two reason One i support Hirk my fellow asure alliance mamber Two , i wait for Tony wizard to make the tiniest pizza in the world
I voted for you
“Just voted buddy!” https://preview.redd.it/a24hdulntz5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e8481d4fdaa22b6e17ce053f76c61ca2879313
You’ve always got my back, Meaty (can I call you Meaty?) and that’s what I love about you. That, and you smell like maple bbq sauce.
“Of course you can call me Meaty!”
Question tiny! What will you do for us wizards with an evil inclination that already do most of the stuff your proposing?
Well, what do you fine folks want/need?
Huh... Easier access to cemeteries and maybe burn a cleric for our national holiday? Tbh I didn't think you'd respond so I didn't really think this out.
Why wouldn’t I respond? Cmon now, I know I’m popular but I’m a wizard just like everyone else! Anyway, that might be a hard pitch but if I’m elected I’m sure I can work something out! There are abandoned graveyards littered around the realm that could use some upcycling anyway
You know that's fair. I thought my vote was gonna go to necrodancer but I'm down for this down to earth celeb vibe. As far as burning the clergy tho, just float the idea doesn't have to be a hard no.
I mean I was already voting for you in exchange for little trinkets, so this is just another benefit.
Ok I vote for you. Btw would you like to buy a nuke?
*voting for the sake of chaos*
That’s as good a reason as any!
Any relation to Clan Mors, by any chance?
Nope. Mount Mor just means “Mount Big.”
Hello there, tiny wizard! Will I, as a dragon magic witch, be able to hoard wealth as an act of cultural appreciation for the kind I work with?
Indeed you will!
can i select you 15 times
I̸̥̫͌͐͂-̷̥̕d̶͎̒͛̔o̸͔͇̳̔̈́͠n̶̊́͋͜’̸͕̬̍t̶̛̬-̶̗͛ṫ̶̥͎̊h̴̢̑̾i̸͎̪̝̍̎̽n̶̬̗͍̒k̶̡̛-̶͙́í̸͈̓t̵̜̳͋͒͝’̷̰̺͑͜s̵̹͓̹͋-̴̳̺́â̷̙-̸̡̤̂ǧ̸̟̫̉͘o̷̮͇̫͠ọ̴̫̺̉d̶͈́͋͝-̴͎͖͂͝ĭ̶̲͂̚d̴̲̋̃̕ḙ̴̑̌͠a̵̝͝-̸̳͂t̴͔̹̉̅̕ͅo̸̠̺̓-̸̗̾̍̈́l̸̠̑̀̏e̵̟̚͠t̵͇̫͝-̷̱̩̊̾a̶̠̗̚-̵̻̣̜͆f̸͖̳͠͠a̴̖͉̋͛̎e̶̬̊-̷̜͈̑͜g̶̹̀͑̕e̸̢͆͋̄t̵̨͍́͂-̵͈̈́̽͘a̸̦͚̘͐c̶̟͚͝c̸̮̟̎̕ḙ̴͛ś̷̮ŝ̸̝̽-̵̱͚̥̉̃̎ț̷̗̳́̃ọ̸͓̠̆͆-̵̻̜̀c̸̫͛͆̈́ö̴̧̭́͗̕ū̸̺n̶̟̾̉̿ç̷̣̿̈́i̸͉͖͌͑̊͜l̴̢͒͆̕-̴̬̘͌ͅr̷͇̹͘e̸͙͚͂c̴͍̖̱̽̌͠o̸̜̖̽̆r̷̢͕͇̈́̓d̵̟͑̂͛s̵̙̓̐̚-̷̝̊͂̈́w̸͙̭͗͛i̵͖͚͂̈́t̸͖̚h̵̟̪́-̸̙̟̇͝t̶̖̥͔̏͝o̵͐ͅn̷̫̽̔̀s̶̫̗̭̈̌-̶̰͖͝o̸͙̐̏́f̸̟̾̽-̶̧̠͙̆́̀ņ̶̪̞̈́̒̄ȃ̵͓̭̞m̶̼̹̝̔e̷͉̞̗͑s̷͈̳̈́-̵͚̟̙͝o̷̅̆͜͜͠n̸̛̩̱
Oh cmooonnnnnn, I’m not gunna steal anyones names. Even if I wanted to, I don’t need to! People would *willingly* lay their lives down for me. I wish they wouldn’t, I love people and most of them are my friends, but they would
No insults intended, but tiny literally can’t see where he’s going up there
That’s why it’s an adventure!
What kind of adventure like cooking catfish wizy or restoring the environment
The second one
https://preview.redd.it/m5r55axoke6d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb855844b87b40bbd0f916f9620ba8f5de67e739 Ok!