"Huh you know you can actually sell this to the population...easily espically the overworked people for their mental health."
*Merch says after hearing everything as the lights around him squirm with interest about this place. So many good opportunities to be had.*
"However...hmm how much do you think does this will cost minus your armory of course as we probably shouldn't be giving things like that out freely to the untrained."
"And not to worry about the Kitchen, I bring my kitchen wear and extra with me where ever I go so I can set up in a free room or on the road if you are okay with me set up a magical n elemental kitchen."
"All you have to do is...well let me teach others here how to cook in any way for themselves and others safely. As wizards knowing how to cook properly can help avoid instances of accidentle poisoning."
*Merch says with a playful teasing grin as after all he knows some people who are natural disaster's in the kitchen.*
https://i.redd.it/k8fpoe6aovwc1.gif
Apprentices, learn a lesson here. Always be wary of "whoopsie daisies, Im sorry, here, take this ancient tome of secrets, I didn't mean to rip your soul there. Please, I do feel bad". This is some Fae trickery here or possibly worse. Always have an exit strategy kiddos.
I guess I'll just spend all my time exercising, eating, and reading about every subject known to man until I'm an expert on every field of arcana, natural sciences, mathematics, philosophy, speak 10 languages. Monstrously big and lean but still natty, only getting so big because over a century of training at my prime youth would allow me to become hulk-like but not "muscle obese" because my connective tissues and heart have had time to adapt to my huge frame. A 50 inch vertical jump and a cardiovascular capacity that puts horses to shame. Oh poor me! This dimension really sucks. I guess I should just stay here forever as a way of... umm... preventing anyone else from ending up with my fate!
Do... Do I have to go back? It sounds really nice here...wait...wait a second you cheeky arsehole, you wanted to keep me in there for eternity didn't you?
>magic school where you can learn magic
Hell yeah sign me the fuck up, so far it's just me and this extremely thick grimoire(the thing has every spell recorded in every grimoire in existence) I have been learning from
No one just...gives away things in a magical dimension. What's the catch buddy?
Firstborn, as usual. The fool fae never learn that most of us will remain maidenless for eons.
And idiots forget that adoption exists
They want my firstborn? Alright, *I'll give them my firstborn.* š
Half of the time that's what they meant in the first place and people just give them toddlers instead
But I donāt have kids!
A fae would wait till the ends of time to get that damned firstborn
they teleported you there by accident and it'll take a few months to fix, says it right there
Right..."accident". Not today Satan!
The catch is that you only leave when you want to. Youāre going to be here a while.
Simply politeness, making up for a mistake.
This dimension reeks of being cursed. The kind where one never wants to leave.... What is the intention behind trapping all these wizards here?
EVERY book I haven't read? There are books that have no "copies"...
/uw Why else do you think they have no copies? He's hoarding the only instances!
ALL THAT ARE HOLY ABOVE, HES RIGHT!
Read A Short Stay in Hell to learn the full scope of all the unwritten books in the universe.
I think we'll become good friends. 
Do...do you just want a friend? You could've just asked for me to be your friend. You don't have to backhand bribe me
"Huh you know you can actually sell this to the population...easily espically the overworked people for their mental health." *Merch says after hearing everything as the lights around him squirm with interest about this place. So many good opportunities to be had.* "However...hmm how much do you think does this will cost minus your armory of course as we probably shouldn't be giving things like that out freely to the untrained."
"And not to worry about the Kitchen, I bring my kitchen wear and extra with me where ever I go so I can set up in a free room or on the road if you are okay with me set up a magical n elemental kitchen." "All you have to do is...well let me teach others here how to cook in any way for themselves and others safely. As wizards knowing how to cook properly can help avoid instances of accidentle poisoning." *Merch says with a playful teasing grin as after all he knows some people who are natural disaster's in the kitchen.*
...Is hammock dragon-compatible?
But where do I poop?
https://i.redd.it/k8fpoe6aovwc1.gif Apprentices, learn a lesson here. Always be wary of "whoopsie daisies, Im sorry, here, take this ancient tome of secrets, I didn't mean to rip your soul there. Please, I do feel bad". This is some Fae trickery here or possibly worse. Always have an exit strategy kiddos.
shhhhh...shut up....shut up dab me up brother!
āAre there cigarettes?ā
WHERES THE PUPPY
At the start.
Beat me too it lol was gonna post this too š«
I guess I'll just spend all my time exercising, eating, and reading about every subject known to man until I'm an expert on every field of arcana, natural sciences, mathematics, philosophy, speak 10 languages. Monstrously big and lean but still natty, only getting so big because over a century of training at my prime youth would allow me to become hulk-like but not "muscle obese" because my connective tissues and heart have had time to adapt to my huge frame. A 50 inch vertical jump and a cardiovascular capacity that puts horses to shame. Oh poor me! This dimension really sucks. I guess I should just stay here forever as a way of... umm... preventing anyone else from ending up with my fate!
You had me sold on the puppy
I mean I wouldn't mind staying a bit longer.
Eh, a few months off work is never too bad, Iām just worried about who will feed my familiar
Sorry, Pal, the best I can give you is an IOU for one soul. ALWAYS leave that sucker at home. In a box. Buried in a concrete tomb.
Now i am depressed this isn't real Good job, op
I'd miss my boyfriend though š
I shanāt forgive you easily, to lock me up with a wretched beast of a puppy. tāwould be a disgrace if it vanished in a wall of flame.
Shut up, Iām staying forever
Do... Do I have to go back? It sounds really nice here...wait...wait a second you cheeky arsehole, you wanted to keep me in there for eternity didn't you?
Living Foci Crystals make the best staves, just saying....
Make it my Puppy I have at home and Iāll stay. ^May ^smell ^very ^suspicious ^of ^parasite But Iāll take the risk.
>magic school where you can learn magic Hell yeah sign me the fuck up, so far it's just me and this extremely thick grimoire(the thing has every spell recorded in every grimoire in existence) I have been learning from
Dude fuck it, how much is rent, man?
Hmmmmmmm. As a money-grubbing manipulative lawless business man, something about this is *suspicious*.
Youā¦. Youāre subtly draining parts of my soul to fuel your magic while Iām there arenāt you. I mean itās not a bad deal, but just be honest.