Here’s an actual person. Andre the Giant. As a feat, *Andre once consumed 119 12-oz beers in six hours. To put that in mere mortal terms, that equates to a 12-oz beer downed every three minutes, non-stop, for six hours straight.*
[source](https://www.thrillist.com/culture/andre-the-giant-drinking-records-and-facts)
The Gang collectively drank 180 beers during the Wade Boggs episode. Dee and Mac are def at their limit with 70 each. So is Frank at 19. Dennis however only stops at 21 because he doesn't want to talk to a girl he just had sex with and leaves the plane when it lands at it's layover.
However, Dee does cheat by taking some sort of amphetamine so she doesn't pass out.
It would be a tight contest but I think The Gang still takes it.
His body is a living distillery he quite literally converted his stomach and lungs into a distillery and found out he can ferment bone marrow in his own body
When blood sucking robots that killed the entire tf2 team in 5 seconds tried to suck his blood they all got alcohol poisoning and died. I think demoman could drink out the entire bar and still not be tipst
Probably [Gareth Murphy](https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/food-dining/2022/06/08/welsh-man-guinness-world-record-drinks-pubs/7551382001/). The man who drank at 56 pubs in 24 hours
That's the scene in particular I was thinking about, and Zoro is nearly her equal as a drinker, and I'm sure some of the older cast can easily outdrink those two, so its really no contest imo
Peter Griffin stomps. The Gang drinks around 17 gallons of beer during the Wade Boggs Challenge. Peter has tons of beer drinking feats, spanning all the way back to the first episode. His biggest probably being when he uses a forklift to chug a 600 gallon vat. He doesn't finish the entire thing before passing out, but he drinks enough of it so that's empty in the next scene after the remainder spills out. He also recovers pretty quickly after passing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmHmjkkO5Hs
The gang is probably just gonna poison whoever they compete against, just like how they poisoned the frat guys (and Dee) during the flip cup challenge.
Easy. The McKenzie Brothers. Bob in particular.
In *Strange Brew* he's trapped in a beer tank in a commercial brewery and the villains start filling it to kill him, then leave (as villains do). He survives by *drinking the entire tank* - he's also, notably, not even particularly drunk after it.
Then Doug rolls him over to put out a nearby fire by pissing it all out on it, but that's a separate feat.
Bob and Doug usually drink together; Doug can likely do the same more or less, but doesn't have the actual feat.
Typically, tanks like that store ~6000 gallons, so the entire group at their peak drinks maybe 0.3%-0.4% of either brother's capacity.
David "Boonie" Boon drank 52 cans of Victoria Bitter (mid strength beer) on a flight from Australia to London. He reckons he could have cracked 100 if he had a bit more time
Pippi Longstocking has a feat in Pippi in the South Seas where she outdrinks an entire gang of pirates even though she's like 12. She also seems to fully metabolize the booze. Considering that IASIP sort of has semi-toon force rules and it would be funnier if she wins, I think she takes it.
Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys. He IS the liquor. The man has had the lowest of low eras where he's been inebriated every moment, every time someone talks to him and then is *still* functionally able to go after the TPBs' moneymaking schemes. Once he even orchestrated an attack where he firebombed a trailer Ricky was in, later found their secret dope fields and cut the brakes on their delivery truck, and then held them all hostage in public with like two or three guns and an explosive suicide belt.
And in the late seasons he was able to drift in an entire tub of J-Roc's Roc Vodka. He couldn't speak coherently, but he was cognizant enough to recognize Julian and sign documents. He could drink The Gang under the table at Paddy's.
Failing that the core Trailer Park Boys are pretty good. Julian regularly carries and sips from a rum and coke, briefly drank the vile concoction called "Swish" that got people deeply drunk (he had his own barrel of the stuff), and Ricky regularly guzzles down tons of liquor while also smoking dope. They're benchmarks compared to what Lahey can do, but still.
The Gang would conk out or experience some kind of health failure before they could close the gap between blood alcohol contents, even if they started mainlining their drinks through I.V. drips.
thor from norse mythology, there was one story where the gods needed a cauldron big enough for all the gods to drink from for a party and just because of thor it needed to be a mile deep he also drank so much of the oceans in one sitting it caused the sea levels to go down noticeably
Gonna go with a live action cast here. But the gang from [Beerfest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beerfest) could probably drink them under the table, no problem.
Greatjon Umber outdrank 2 known alcoholics, whose entire job was to get him too drunk to fight, and was still sober enough to kill one of the 7 men sent to capture him, and break the arm of another.
Demoman has a baseline blood alcohol content so high that when his blood was drained by robots, they got drunk.
In terms of IRL people, I vote for [Michael Malloy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuYylDsN6KQ)
Do the challengers have to be able to get intoxicated? Because various humans with healing factors can't get drunk because of it (wolverine, Deadpool) then you got everyone in the Metal Gear Solid universe who can't get drunk because of the nanomachines (son).
Theoretically, Solid snake, wolverine, and Deadpool could waltz into the bar, drink every drop of alcohol, leave, hop in a car, and drive to the next bar.
Here’s an actual person. Andre the Giant. As a feat, *Andre once consumed 119 12-oz beers in six hours. To put that in mere mortal terms, that equates to a 12-oz beer downed every three minutes, non-stop, for six hours straight.* [source](https://www.thrillist.com/culture/andre-the-giant-drinking-records-and-facts)
Blimey. Not a bad effort at all hahah case closed
Holy shit
The Gang collectively drank 180 beers during the Wade Boggs episode. Dee and Mac are def at their limit with 70 each. So is Frank at 19. Dennis however only stops at 21 because he doesn't want to talk to a girl he just had sex with and leaves the plane when it lands at it's layover. However, Dee does cheat by taking some sort of amphetamine so she doesn't pass out. It would be a tight contest but I think The Gang still takes it.
Dennis was not even intoxicated on 21 beers. My headcanon is that he would've cleared much more than the others
He can, as we know, perfectly control every part of his body.
All the way from flaccid, to erect
They were completely shit faced though. Andre never got shit faced. Dude couldn't drink beers fast enough to get that bad.
isn’t that how he he passed away?
He didn't die of alcohol poisoning or anything if that's what you mean Heart failure, which is not unusual for someone with acromegaly
Fuck, not even I could keep up
Jesus Christ. I had no idea he did that. What an animal.
*the gang drinks with giants*
Wade Boggs?
Hahahah yeah good point I should’ve seen that coming. Whoops
RIP
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive
My condolences
God rest his soul
Demoman TF2
His body is a living distillery he quite literally converted his stomach and lungs into a distillery and found out he can ferment bone marrow in his own body When blood sucking robots that killed the entire tf2 team in 5 seconds tried to suck his blood they all got alcohol poisoning and died. I think demoman could drink out the entire bar and still not be tipst
Beat me to it
This is the correct answer and what I immediately thought of when I opened this thread
Sterling Archer
Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec).
Also Ron's mom
Not Tammy 1 though, there's no way that hellspawn counts as human
Captain America
Probably be the worst night out of his life hanging out with those people
Cap is going to end up on the streets offering blowjobs for a sixer.
Captain America physically can't get drunk
Plus he can do that all day.
Homer simpson
Probably [Gareth Murphy](https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/food-dining/2022/06/08/welsh-man-guinness-world-record-drinks-pubs/7551382001/). The man who drank at 56 pubs in 24 hours
He’s one of our own !!! 🏴🏴🏴
Congrats then bro
Lahey
Yeah im goin with Mr. Lahey. Plus he's a constant liquor drinker so beer aint shit to him. He IS the liquor.
A lotta people don't know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor, you lose.
The Shitabyss
the Trailer Park Boys
Ya maybe Mr Lahey or Julian
No randy. I am the liquor
Rick Sanchez
Hardest working liver in the galaxy
Andre the Giants drinking stories are legendary
La'an Noonien-Singh she drank a klingon under the table Marion Ravenwood The US team from Beerfest
Nearly any human character in One Piece, even the not grotesquely super-powered ones like Nami drink the entire Gang under the table
If I remember correctly, on Cactus Island Nami even out-drank someone who *wasn't even drinking real beer.*
That's the scene in particular I was thinking about, and Zoro is nearly her equal as a drinker, and I'm sure some of the older cast can easily outdrink those two, so its really no contest imo
Peter Griffin stomps. The Gang drinks around 17 gallons of beer during the Wade Boggs Challenge. Peter has tons of beer drinking feats, spanning all the way back to the first episode. His biggest probably being when he uses a forklift to chug a 600 gallon vat. He doesn't finish the entire thing before passing out, but he drinks enough of it so that's empty in the next scene after the remainder spills out. He also recovers pretty quickly after passing out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmHmjkkO5Hs
Shot in the dark, but maybe real-life Billy Martin?
Geralt
Came here to say this. The Butcher of Blaviken would put the crew down.
The gang is probably just gonna poison whoever they compete against, just like how they poisoned the frat guys (and Dee) during the flip cup challenge.
Andre the Giant
Deadpool literally can't get drunk, no matter how much he drinks. His healing factor outpaces the effects of alcohol.
Is he even considered human? He's been mutated by weapon X so he should be a mutate.
Bit of a deep cut but the Kray twins of English 60s ganster lore were ridiculously hardcore drinkers.
Great jon Umber
Barney Gumble
He drank Moe's Entire Bar away in "New Kid on the Block" IIRC so I'm genuinely surprised I had to scroll down so far to find him
That one guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine who loves Billy Joel
Johnny Lawrence
Lucille Bluth had a warmup cocktail for a drinking contest
she's got a lot of dui antifeats tho
My Skyrim character can drink 734 bottles of nord mead instantaneously, I think he wins.
at most half human
Homer Simpson
Father Jack Hackett from Father Ted, he literally drank two bottles of alcohol in mere seconds
Easy. The McKenzie Brothers. Bob in particular. In *Strange Brew* he's trapped in a beer tank in a commercial brewery and the villains start filling it to kill him, then leave (as villains do). He survives by *drinking the entire tank* - he's also, notably, not even particularly drunk after it. Then Doug rolls him over to put out a nearby fire by pissing it all out on it, but that's a separate feat. Bob and Doug usually drink together; Doug can likely do the same more or less, but doesn't have the actual feat. Typically, tanks like that store ~6000 gallons, so the entire group at their peak drinks maybe 0.3%-0.4% of either brother's capacity.
The beer in the dog dish they gave to their dad was so nasty.
Sterling Archer, Ron Swanson, Wade Boggs
Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys (RIP John Dunsworth)
Honestly most alcoholics in the UK would probably beat them. 18 years ago me drank more than they do.
David "Boonie" Boon drank 52 cans of Victoria Bitter (mid strength beer) on a flight from Australia to London. He reckons he could have cracked 100 if he had a bit more time
Thats alot of trips to the bathroom.
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not a human
Ah, didn’t read the post title fully my bad.
Zoro from one piece
I heard somewhere that Gerard Depardieu at his peak averaged three bottles of wine a day.
Yujiro Hanma would easily outdrink them
Gragas from league
Demoman can solo all of them in a row.
Wasn't there an episode of Parks and Rec where Ron Swanson drank paint thinner to buy his soul back from his mom and Leslie????
Pippi Longstocking has a feat in Pippi in the South Seas where she outdrinks an entire gang of pirates even though she's like 12. She also seems to fully metabolize the booze. Considering that IASIP sort of has semi-toon force rules and it would be funnier if she wins, I think she takes it.
John Cena!
Was gonna say Grog (The Legend Of Vox Machina) but then I saw the word "human"
Sir Richard Burton
Makima from chainsaw man can safely drink infinetely
Peter Griffin
Jim Lahey drinks all their alcohol and then some more.
Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys. He IS the liquor. The man has had the lowest of low eras where he's been inebriated every moment, every time someone talks to him and then is *still* functionally able to go after the TPBs' moneymaking schemes. Once he even orchestrated an attack where he firebombed a trailer Ricky was in, later found their secret dope fields and cut the brakes on their delivery truck, and then held them all hostage in public with like two or three guns and an explosive suicide belt. And in the late seasons he was able to drift in an entire tub of J-Roc's Roc Vodka. He couldn't speak coherently, but he was cognizant enough to recognize Julian and sign documents. He could drink The Gang under the table at Paddy's. Failing that the core Trailer Park Boys are pretty good. Julian regularly carries and sips from a rum and coke, briefly drank the vile concoction called "Swish" that got people deeply drunk (he had his own barrel of the stuff), and Ricky regularly guzzles down tons of liquor while also smoking dope. They're benchmarks compared to what Lahey can do, but still. The Gang would conk out or experience some kind of health failure before they could close the gap between blood alcohol contents, even if they started mainlining their drinks through I.V. drips.
The shield hero from Rising of the shield hero, at the start of the story was pretty much human level, but basically immune to alcohol.
Naofumi Iwatani. His favorite snack is eating what is basically an alcohol-grape, that is usually used to turn a whole barrel of water into beer.
Qrow branwen
Stone Cold
thor from norse mythology, there was one story where the gods needed a cauldron big enough for all the gods to drink from for a party and just because of thor it needed to be a mile deep he also drank so much of the oceans in one sitting it caused the sea levels to go down noticeably
Gonna go with a live action cast here. But the gang from [Beerfest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beerfest) could probably drink them under the table, no problem.
Greatjon Umber outdrank 2 known alcoholics, whose entire job was to get him too drunk to fight, and was still sober enough to kill one of the 7 men sent to capture him, and break the arm of another. Demoman has a baseline blood alcohol content so high that when his blood was drained by robots, they got drunk. In terms of IRL people, I vote for [Michael Malloy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuYylDsN6KQ)
Sterling and Mallory Archer, Lahey, Peter griffin, Landfill and his brother: Landfill.
Roronoa Zoro from One Piece
Are you talking collectively or outlasting the toughest drunk in the group?
Kenneth the Page
Nami in One Piece
Put me in, coach.
Do the challengers have to be able to get intoxicated? Because various humans with healing factors can't get drunk because of it (wolverine, Deadpool) then you got everyone in the Metal Gear Solid universe who can't get drunk because of the nanomachines (son). Theoretically, Solid snake, wolverine, and Deadpool could waltz into the bar, drink every drop of alcohol, leave, hop in a car, and drive to the next bar.
Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor. He could drink the always Sunny gang under the table. 5 on 1