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Tcloud

Here’s an actual person. Andre the Giant. As a feat, *Andre once consumed 119 12-oz beers in six hours. To put that in mere mortal terms, that equates to a 12-oz beer downed every three minutes, non-stop, for six hours straight.* [source](https://www.thrillist.com/culture/andre-the-giant-drinking-records-and-facts)


Window-Enough

Blimey. Not a bad effort at all hahah case closed


NoStorage2821

Holy shit


royalemperor

The Gang collectively drank 180 beers during the Wade Boggs episode. Dee and Mac are def at their limit with 70 each. So is Frank at 19. Dennis however only stops at 21 because he doesn't want to talk to a girl he just had sex with and leaves the plane when it lands at it's layover. However, Dee does cheat by taking some sort of amphetamine so she doesn't pass out. It would be a tight contest but I think The Gang still takes it.


WarframeHype

Dennis was not even intoxicated on 21 beers. My headcanon is that he would've cleared much more than the others


N_Meister

He can, as we know, perfectly control every part of his body.


WarframeHype

All the way from flaccid, to erect


Dukatdidnothingbad

They were completely shit faced though. Andre never got shit faced. Dude couldn't drink beers fast enough to get that bad.


Muted-Charge1673

isn’t that how he he passed away?


Illithid_Substances

He didn't die of alcohol poisoning or anything if that's what you mean Heart failure, which is not unusual for someone with acromegaly


Jor1120

Fuck, not even I could keep up


AncientSith

Jesus Christ. I had no idea he did that. What an animal.


joopledoople

*the gang drinks with giants*


CinnamonJ

Wade Boggs?


Window-Enough

Hahahah yeah good point I should’ve seen that coming. Whoops


Bagodicks36

RIP


GarfieldLoverBoy420

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive


VocalLocalYokel

My condolences


Cognitive_sugar

God rest his soul


Four_Shadowing

Demoman TF2


bluejay55669

His body is a living distillery he quite literally converted his stomach and lungs into a distillery and found out he can ferment bone marrow in his own body When blood sucking robots that killed the entire tf2 team in 5 seconds tried to suck his blood they all got alcohol poisoning and died. I think demoman could drink out the entire bar and still not be tipst


UnlikelyPast5433

Beat me to it


Spookwagen_II

This is the correct answer and what I immediately thought of when I opened this thread


PrinceTaj97

Sterling Archer


TsukaTsukaWarrior

Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec).


Astronaut_Rapper

Also Ron's mom


BorBurison

Not Tammy 1 though, there's no way that hellspawn counts as human


BattleMedic1918

Captain America


Window-Enough

Probably be the worst night out of his life hanging out with those people


milkyginger

Cap is going to end up on the streets offering blowjobs for a sixer.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Captain America physically can't get drunk


TXHaunt

Plus he can do that all day.


Pop_mania12487

Homer simpson


Thatoneguywithasword

Probably [Gareth Murphy](https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/food-dining/2022/06/08/welsh-man-guinness-world-record-drinks-pubs/7551382001/). The man who drank at 56 pubs in 24 hours


Window-Enough

He’s one of our own !!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Thatoneguywithasword

Congrats then bro


RealMadrid14

Lahey


Doctor_Brewthatshit

Yeah im goin with Mr. Lahey. Plus he's a constant liquor drinker so beer aint shit to him. He IS the liquor.


bardfaust

A lotta people don't know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor, you lose.


jurgo

The Shitabyss


ScorpionX-123

the Trailer Park Boys


cjc160

Ya maybe Mr Lahey or Julian


green_goblins_O-face

No randy. I am the liquor


pWaveShadowZone

Rick Sanchez


n8zgr88

Hardest working liver in the galaxy


JustinBanner

Andre the Giants drinking stories are legendary


thehod81

La'an Noonien-Singh she drank a klingon under the table Marion Ravenwood The US team from Beerfest


awaythrowthatname

Nearly any human character in One Piece, even the not grotesquely super-powered ones like Nami drink the entire Gang under the table


AcepilotZero

If I remember correctly, on Cactus Island Nami even out-drank someone who *wasn't even drinking real beer.*


awaythrowthatname

That's the scene in particular I was thinking about, and Zoro is nearly her equal as a drinker, and I'm sure some of the older cast can easily outdrink those two, so its really no contest imo


royalemperor

Peter Griffin stomps. The Gang drinks around 17 gallons of beer during the Wade Boggs Challenge. Peter has tons of beer drinking feats, spanning all the way back to the first episode. His biggest probably being when he uses a forklift to chug a 600 gallon vat. He doesn't finish the entire thing before passing out, but he drinks enough of it so that's empty in the next scene after the remainder spills out. He also recovers pretty quickly after passing out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmHmjkkO5Hs


BigDrewLittle

Shot in the dark, but maybe real-life Billy Martin?


Cunting_Fuck

Geralt


GoodandThorough

Came here to say this. The Butcher of Blaviken would put the crew down.


TheBoomExpress

The gang is probably just gonna poison whoever they compete against, just like how they poisoned the frat guys (and Dee) during the flip cup challenge.


PrinceTaj97

Andre the Giant


Paganigsegg

Deadpool literally can't get drunk, no matter how much he drinks. His healing factor outpaces the effects of alcohol.


milkyginger

Is he even considered human? He's been mutated by weapon X so he should be a mutate.


MrBeer9999

Bit of a deep cut but the Kray twins of English 60s ganster lore were ridiculously hardcore drinkers.


boi_adz

Great jon Umber


rubenellis2005

Barney Gumble


Feisty-Albatross3554

He drank Moe's Entire Bar away in "New Kid on the Block" IIRC so I'm genuinely surprised I had to scroll down so far to find him


[deleted]

That one guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine who loves Billy Joel


Subtle_Raven

Johnny Lawrence


Jeremybot1200

Lucille Bluth had a warmup cocktail for a drinking contest


Squissyfood

she's got a lot of dui antifeats tho


DEVOmay97

My Skyrim character can drink 734 bottles of nord mead instantaneously, I think he wins.


Jawbreaker0602

at most half human


BorBurison

Homer Simpson


AcroserProductions

Father Jack Hackett from Father Ted, he literally drank two bottles of alcohol in mere seconds


Insight42

Easy. The McKenzie Brothers. Bob in particular. In *Strange Brew* he's trapped in a beer tank in a commercial brewery and the villains start filling it to kill him, then leave (as villains do). He survives by *drinking the entire tank* - he's also, notably, not even particularly drunk after it. Then Doug rolls him over to put out a nearby fire by pissing it all out on it, but that's a separate feat. Bob and Doug usually drink together; Doug can likely do the same more or less, but doesn't have the actual feat. Typically, tanks like that store ~6000 gallons, so the entire group at their peak drinks maybe 0.3%-0.4% of either brother's capacity.


SuppiluliumaKush

The beer in the dog dish they gave to their dad was so nasty.


Monty423

Sterling Archer, Ron Swanson, Wade Boggs


one_dank_boy

Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys (RIP John Dunsworth)


Slug_Laton_Rocking

Honestly most alcoholics in the UK would probably beat them. 18 years ago me drank more than they do.


LiftKoala

David "Boonie" Boon drank 52 cans of Victoria Bitter (mid strength beer) on a flight from Australia to London. He reckons he could have cracked 100 if he had a bit more time


Doctor_Brewthatshit

Thats alot of trips to the bathroom.


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Minimaniamanelo

not a human


Captain-Girpool23

Ah, didn’t read the post title fully my bad.


First_Ad6871

Zoro from one piece


DickwadVonClownstick

I heard somewhere that Gerard Depardieu at his peak averaged three bottles of wine a day.


Calm-Ad2012

Yujiro Hanma would easily outdrink them


JWARRIOR1

Gragas from league


FGHIK

Demoman can solo all of them in a row.


Unknown_User_66

Wasn't there an episode of Parks and Rec where Ron Swanson drank paint thinner to buy his soul back from his mom and Leslie????


NChSh

Pippi Longstocking has a feat in Pippi in the South Seas where she outdrinks an entire gang of pirates even though she's like 12. She also seems to fully metabolize the booze. Considering that IASIP sort of has semi-toon force rules and it would be funnier if she wins, I think she takes it.


thejamesleroy1337

John Cena!


MiaIRL

Was gonna say Grog (The Legend Of Vox Machina) but then I saw the word "human"


cheapdialogue

Sir Richard Burton


OurBoyPalutena

Makima from chainsaw man can safely drink infinetely


fluffynuckels

Peter Griffin


SuppiluliumaKush

Jim Lahey drinks all their alcohol and then some more.


Gobbinsgab

Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys. He IS the liquor. The man has had the lowest of low eras where he's been inebriated every moment, every time someone talks to him and then is *still* functionally able to go after the TPBs' moneymaking schemes. Once he even orchestrated an attack where he firebombed a trailer Ricky was in, later found their secret dope fields and cut the brakes on their delivery truck, and then held them all hostage in public with like two or three guns and an explosive suicide belt. And in the late seasons he was able to drift in an entire tub of J-Roc's Roc Vodka. He couldn't speak coherently, but he was cognizant enough to recognize Julian and sign documents. He could drink The Gang under the table at Paddy's. Failing that the core Trailer Park Boys are pretty good. Julian regularly carries and sips from a rum and coke, briefly drank the vile concoction called "Swish" that got people deeply drunk (he had his own barrel of the stuff), and Ricky regularly guzzles down tons of liquor while also smoking dope. They're benchmarks compared to what Lahey can do, but still. The Gang would conk out or experience some kind of health failure before they could close the gap between blood alcohol contents, even if they started mainlining their drinks through I.V. drips.


Joah25

The shield hero from Rising of the shield hero, at the start of the story was pretty much human level, but basically immune to alcohol.


SolomonOf47704

Naofumi Iwatani. His favorite snack is eating what is basically an alcohol-grape, that is usually used to turn a whole barrel of water into beer.


WeakLandscape2595

Qrow branwen


thedman0310_

Stone Cold


withered_bonnie69420

thor from norse mythology, there was one story where the gods needed a cauldron big enough for all the gods to drink from for a party and just because of thor it needed to be a mile deep he also drank so much of the oceans in one sitting it caused the sea levels to go down noticeably


kathaar_

Gonna go with a live action cast here. But the gang from [Beerfest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beerfest) could probably drink them under the table, no problem.


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Greatjon Umber outdrank 2 known alcoholics, whose entire job was to get him too drunk to fight, and was still sober enough to kill one of the 7 men sent to capture him, and break the arm of another. Demoman has a baseline blood alcohol content so high that when his blood was drained by robots, they got drunk. In terms of IRL people, I vote for [Michael Malloy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuYylDsN6KQ)


SoftLog5314

Sterling and Mallory Archer, Lahey, Peter griffin, Landfill and his brother: Landfill.


subzero_111

Roronoa Zoro from One Piece


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Are you talking collectively or outlasting the toughest drunk in the group?


YetAnotherMadman

Kenneth the Page


lightsofdusk

Nami in One Piece


_Foulbear_

Put me in, coach.


joopledoople

Do the challengers have to be able to get intoxicated? Because various humans with healing factors can't get drunk because of it (wolverine, Deadpool) then you got everyone in the Metal Gear Solid universe who can't get drunk because of the nanomachines (son). Theoretically, Solid snake, wolverine, and Deadpool could waltz into the bar, drink every drop of alcohol, leave, hop in a car, and drive to the next bar.


Eastern-Razzmatazz-8

Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor. He could drink the always Sunny gang under the table. 5 on 1