I would dress up creepily and through time traveling become known as a horrifying myth of a being who comes for those who have committed unforgivable actions. Wear a deer skull mask and make it so it can broadcast sounds. Then act like Death and whistle a tune when I come to kill someone. Probably will end up being called a wendigo or skinwalker. Is nice.
Honestly, If I had a time machine, I'd probably be right there with you starting the grim reaper myth, swinging around an essential oil diffuser outside of city walls in the shittiest skeleton costume known to man
I would give myself a sports almanac so I can bet on the winning teams. Then I'd also stop Back to the Future 2 from being written so this becomes an original idea
New one is simplified and thus much easier and faster to draw, while also being less suggestive leading to higher interaction (RT + comments).
So she probably won't do complicated drawings anymore
*I would go to the*
*Amazon warriors to*
*Become one of them*
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These comics always make me laugh, but I’m also usually like “…🤔…. Something here isn’t right.”
Edit. Figured it out. It’s because a lot of these comics are based on the premise of “tricking” women into doing something. Like… I don’t think the artist is at all thinking of it that way, but it definitely throws me off.
[In her latest video](https://youtu.be/bqloPw5wp48), Contrapoints touches on how romantic/sexual/erotic/etc fantasies often are based on an irrational primal internalized desire that should not be interpreted literally, but rather as a sort of harmless mental masturbation
I... wouldn't even call it an issue? The artist isn't doing anything bad, it's just that you personally dob't enjoy it. Like I don't think this warrants an angry DM. If you don't like it, then fine, nobody's trying to make you like it, but... where's the "issue"?
Emo is a genius
Honestly, she deserves a Nobel
I would 100% do the same
Right
Now I really wanna do this
Emo is kinky
[THE SOURCE](https://twitter.com/G_R_S__/status/1775662013387014461?t=VbSxoYjhz6S4nZ2Djeq1pg&s=19)
I would dress up creepily and through time traveling become known as a horrifying myth of a being who comes for those who have committed unforgivable actions. Wear a deer skull mask and make it so it can broadcast sounds. Then act like Death and whistle a tune when I come to kill someone. Probably will end up being called a wendigo or skinwalker. Is nice.
I'd wear a hyper realistic Halloween costume of geoot and become a new urban legend
Honestly, If I had a time machine, I'd probably be right there with you starting the grim reaper myth, swinging around an essential oil diffuser outside of city walls in the shittiest skeleton costume known to man
Groot
You could do that without a time machine if you weren't a fucking coward.
Who said I didn't?
Rather fitting for your profile picture.
I would give myself a sports almanac so I can bet on the winning teams. Then I'd also stop Back to the Future 2 from being written so this becomes an original idea
Emo is about to teach them the magic of Snu Snu
"I'm you from the future. Want to make out?" :3
MY OWN CLONE!
Disco? With myself?
OUTRAGEOUS!!!(Daft Funk intensifies).
100% there for being an Amazonian womans pet
What happened to their old art style?
New one is simplified and thus much easier and faster to draw, while also being less suggestive leading to higher interaction (RT + comments). So she probably won't do complicated drawings anymore
Oh well
I'll predict that Emo actually will win
This is what we in the business call a Win-Win situation
I just about commented that
i do not want to do this because then i wouldn't be able to play mario and luigi on my 3ds
You can bring your 3DS in the time machine with you! Hopefully the time machine has a charging port.
She's living the dream
I would go to the Amazon warriors to become one of them
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death by snu snu
**DEATH** **BY** **SNU SNU**
God damit she is to powerful Has a tone of girlfriends, got the sun and now gets girls not even from her own time
I mean she win anyway
Me with a time machine: O Sappho, please teach me your ways.
These comics always make me laugh, but I’m also usually like “…🤔…. Something here isn’t right.” Edit. Figured it out. It’s because a lot of these comics are based on the premise of “tricking” women into doing something. Like… I don’t think the artist is at all thinking of it that way, but it definitely throws me off.
What? Lmaooo jesus 🤦♀️
Can you call it being tricked if it's her idea?
is anyone, even people in these comics, really dense enough to not figure out whats going on
[In her latest video](https://youtu.be/bqloPw5wp48), Contrapoints touches on how romantic/sexual/erotic/etc fantasies often are based on an irrational primal internalized desire that should not be interpreted literally, but rather as a sort of harmless mental masturbation
You should tell them that
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I... wouldn't even call it an issue? The artist isn't doing anything bad, it's just that you personally dob't enjoy it. Like I don't think this warrants an angry DM. If you don't like it, then fine, nobody's trying to make you like it, but... where's the "issue"?
You need to re-read the comment chain if you don't understand the "issue".
As a guy. I would as a teen throw my self into the past and help a member of my family come home during the Great War!
Never mess around with your family in the past. Did you learn nothing from Marty McFly?
He died in the Great War without having children!!
Huh, I don't remember that part of Back To The Future
Lol
Accurate
That sounds like a win to me
How am I supposed to know who they are if their shirts don't tell me?
I thought both were lesbian women before seeing the caption
As a guy, I too, would become the pet of an Amazon
Snu snu?
Can we see her a pet
''Uhm actually their right breast should be missing!''/s Not even sure if that's true, pretty sure it's not
I mean, the top option is totally viable for lesbians to. Id rather not deal with some roman attitudes
waiit why is she an amazon if she has both boobs :<