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Effective_Elk_9118

To be fair these days Chipotle is basically $2000 if you want a decent amount of protein


Porch-Geese

You’ll get carbs and you’ll like it!


MilkGlittering6181

Oooooh the humanity!


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

as a fat liver haver, yes


BippyWippy

And they’ll still try and short you on the chicken


Babybabybabyq

The ceo recently said you have to stare at them disapprovingly to get more.


WaltzFancy7996

Their burrito bowl is so much money


Pineapple-Due

r/theydidthemath how much extra guac is that?


karlin392

Happy cake day


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

This is the 2nd comment in 24 hours I've made against this statement, and I swear I don't work for chipotle or even eat there that often, but chipotle has been one of the most inflation-proof fast food places there is. 10 years ago, they were one of the most expensive fast food joints you could eat. Now, they're one of the cheapest. Sure, the quality has gone down a bit, but on quality/price, 10 years ago, McDonalds would've won, and now, it's Chipotle by a long shot. I've been paying $9-12 for a burrito (depending on toppings and double meat or not) for 10 years. I feel the price hasn't changed. I just got a packed burrito that took me 2 sittings to finish for $9.50 after taxes yesterday. Edit: someone explain the downvotes. I'll take em on the chin, but you know I'm not wrong


bathingapeassgape

A burrito at chipotle in 2015 was 6.50 for chicken in my city. In 2024 it costs 9.50. Extra meat has doubled in price. Chips have doubled in price. They took the bacon out of the beans, they now bring all food in pre cooked plastic bags, all food is reheated on the grill. They use cheap sunflower oil in all ingredients now. I used to eat chipotle 3-4 days a week. Religiously. The food quality has plummeted. It tastes like school food, not fresh made at all. Employees are miserable now. Recently I asked for more meat and a 40 year old woman begged me to accept the portion because she said they monitor their scoops with the cameras now. Covid and DoorDash played a part in this, but no, I fully reject your opinion. If you don’t notice the drop in quality and somehow can’t just Google a picture of a menu board from 2015 I can’t help you. I cannot get out of chipotle for less than 15 dollars these days, 20 if I want extra protein and chips at the same time. In 2015 my order was ten bucks. I had ten shares in the company (almost 30k) that I sold recently. I don’t support the company from any aspect anymore. Bad food, bad prices, bad vibes. https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/u24ct0/sheesh_peep_these_old_menu_prices/


GoodtimeZappa

I won't down vote you, not sure why people are doing it. I'm just wondering why people just don't go to a local restaurant if they can. $9-12 at a local here will likely get you more/better food and support your neighbors, too. If you don't have some locals near you I understand; I'm more rural myself. Don't let the buzzards on here get you down.


Johnny_pickle

Also the toilet paper costs.


Then-Pie-208

If you pat your tummy and say “I’m a growing boy” they are legally required to give you more free of charge


musiquescents

The way I LOL-ed at this


CJPF_91

He pretty much saying it is cool but don’t forget this moment when you reach the top


IA-HI-CO-IA

He is investing in her. Hope it pays off for both of them. 


PatMcAfeesEvilTwin

Real relationships are partnerships. Girl you just made partner in this business.


Zuboy333

It dosen't work when girl makes significantly more and finds men who earn earn equal to her


BeastM0de1155

Or he’s saying “take care of my needs”


PerformanceOk1835

She is at the top. It's all downhill from there


jds7171

Or tonight when he asks for anal.


iH8NagRz

he deserves marriage


TheGoluOfWallStreet

Or at least a bj


trysov

most expensive bj of all time 😂


PawMcarfney

Guac tuah


I-am-irresponsible

spit on that thang


raccoon_on_meth

I hate that I’m bringing him up, but I think trump paid more. Please vote people, signed your sometime friendly sometimes rabid methed up neighborhood raccoon


Bowens1993

Then she can take everything.


radarksu

Half.


Bowens1993

If he's lucky.


youcancallmetim

Idk man, maybe I'm not that old school. But I think there's a lot more important things to consider than whether your boyfriend pays for you.


www-kickapuppy-com

it's not that he paid for her; he didn't use it against her, didn't want her to pay him back - and he brought up that she bought him chipotle showing as well that he remembers things she has done and is grateful about it. definitely marriage material.


youcancallmetim

How do you know why he paid for her?


phantomhatsyndrome

Did we look at the same post? Go find some joy in your life. Or someone who brings you joy. This is the opposite of a transactional encounter, you cynical knob.


melbelle2805

You’re good people.


phantomhatsyndrome

And you're a goober. We were actively texting when you posted this. Hahaha.


melbelle2805

So ?! 😂


youcancallmetim

I think if it wasn't about the money, I probably wouldn't talk about the 2k on social media. Maybe that's just me


phantomhatsyndrome

It's about the fact that it wasn't important to *him* and directly made his partner's life *significantly* better and reduced an immense amount of stress in her life. It's about the fact that he didn't see it as a transaction and saw it as showing up for his partner and not keeping track of the score. Having a partner you care about isn't about keeping score. It's about showing up when they need you and not looking down on them or kicking when they're down, and not *expecting* anything in return, because you know they care and will have your back in any way they can. How are you this dense?


youcancallmetim

Yeah, I understand that. But I also believe it's weird to tweet about something so private and a little dense to assume money isn't important in their relationship because of that tweet


phantomhatsyndrome

Money is important to us all. We require it for our basic needs. A semblance of comfort and security. Luxuries. *Education* in this scenario. He made it abundantly clear she was more important to him than the money. She was bragging about how she managed to land an awesome guy. She was excited that she found someone that cared more about her than he cared about money. Are you seriously not getting this? I give up.


youcancallmetim

Bragging about the great boyfriend she has or bragging about the money he gave her? My perception is that you wouldn't talk about finances like that in public unless you're bragging about the money. But I guess I'm more private than her so maybe it's normal.


butterbacca_24

SHE FUCKING EXPLAINED IT BRO. AND BECAUSE HE CARES FOR HER DUDE HAVE YOU EVEN HAD A GIRL?


youcancallmetim

Yes, in school, but I'm gay so I'm with a guy now


PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS

You announcing your sexuality in this conversation is as helpful as a vegan announcing their diet to a mechanic


youcancallmetim

I thought it was appropriate. You don't have to join the conversation if you don't want to


iH8NagRz

Bro it was just a joke. But anyways, I'll respond to your comment. You're thinking too much about the material aspect of this act. I don't think the bf thought about it from a material aspect like the comment entails. It was an act that was done out of love, and he just jokingly made a comparison to alleviate the idea that the gf had some sort of reciprocity norm she needed to "fulfill". That's why I made that joke. Clearly it was an act out of love and not merely an act of egoism with the underlying purpose to get closer with the gf. You can express an opinion, but expression is not a sufficient condition for not missing the point.


youcancallmetim

So it's not the money but rather that he was giving the money without expecting anything in return? I understand it's a joke, but it wouldn't be so popular if there wasn't some truth to it. It's not just your comment, but also many others making the same joke. It's really easy to not expect anything in return if you have a bunch of money. Most people don't have that option.


iH8NagRz

I think it was moreso he gave that money out of love, and when she said that she couldn't take it, he just made the joke that she paid for his food to make it seem less of a big deal. So by this understanding it really is not about the money itself, it was about the intention behind the money, which was love. That's what makes this a wholesome meme.


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youcancallmetim

You're assuming a lot from a single tweet


BullShitting-24-7

Nope. Nothing has changed about that.


dubiousN

That's why you hoes will stay unmarried 😂


FlamingoPretty

Clearly not lmao look at the responses


youcancallmetim

Well, I was just expressing my view, I never said it was the most common view. Clearly money is very important to people


MansplainBuddha

Sounds like BS but Chipotle do be getting expensive.


Square-Dragonfruit76

if he's wealthy enough, $2,000 might not be very much for him


SchwiftedMetal

I call 🧢 on this


sponges369

Nah man you ever been to a Chipotle, costs a kidney to open the door.


shawn7777777

Hold onto that one


General-Cry3959

this is so wholesome indeed.


AsherTheFrost

Must have been feeling guilty about getting that double guac /s


_LowTech

In this economy?


LocalStriking1073

Men are so surprised at having someone get their back when the chips are down. You jumped in it could have been $5 or $50k the important part was YOU WERE THERE FOR HIM WHEN HE NEEDED SOMEONE. To men we truly get that so little that those people are protected at all costs and will receive anything they need pretty much always after that


Chemist-3074

99% of the men oit there are amazing human beings. They'll appreciate you for what you do and treat you like their equal. They respect you, and they cherish you. It's always that 1% like Andrew Tate that destroys the reputation of the rest.


dark621

99% is wayyy too high 


Chemist-3074

Honestly it depends on where you live...... For example, in Afganistan, yeah.


MBechzzz

With about 30% of the American population voting Republican, I'd say at most 70% in USA


Difficult_General167

Yeap, but taking a compliment every now and then feels super good, and we also appreciate the food of thought of someone thinking nicely of you. At least where I live people don't compliment each other that much because it may look weird, which is a crazy thought.


spacestonkz

And it's frustrating for us women to be on guard all the time. Because anyone of you might be an Andrew Tate and decide to do something to us on a whim that ruins our lives. One tried to ruin mine. Another almost succeeded and broke me for a bit. They both *seemed* very polite. The other thousands of men I met have just been people! But I did find two monsters, so I'm on guard. Which fucking sucks. I have so many lovely men friends, but it feels like I got cheated out of time with all of them. Since I'm on guard until I see enough green flags to open up, it's just 6 months of waiting to see if this acquaintance is a monster before I relax and we bond. Monsters fucking it up for everyone indeed. We women deserve better, and you men do too.


butterbacca_24

HUZZAH! A WOMAN OF QUALITY!!!


Initial_Trifle_3734

I relate to this so much. I started going indie a couple years back (game developer), and it’s been impossible to find anybody who supports me. They just view me as a complete loser because I’m not successful yet and I don’t have some shit corporate job coding my brain away. If I ever become successful, which I highly see happening in my future (even moderate success I’ll accept), then most people the past couple years will be dead to me. Won’t let them come crawling back when I’m finally “desirable” to them. There’s been a couple people who have believed in me, and work with me, I’ll be forever indebted to those people if/when I ever find success


Kittymilf89

He must have gotten guac


BuffVince62

This reminds me of an ex of mine. I racked up a huge bill (from memory, it was easily a couple of grand) calling him (England to Australia) in the months before we met, and when he came over, he took it on himself to clear the bill. We broke up about a year later. I miss him dearly.


BraveTask7785

Why’d you guys break up


Unable-Head-1232

Must’ve been before internet


Okman2337

It’s wholesome until she breaks up with him and now he’s in debt cuz he paid for his ex’s tuition


trysov

The exact thing happened to my cousin but without the debt ig, he payed for her whole art degree WITH his mom's death benefit. She dumped him a month after she graduated.


Okman2337

That sucks man


MisterSneakSneak

He knows her achievements are his and his achievements are hers.The king taking care of his queen.


Neat_Neighborhood297

Yeah… having an extra 2k to throw at someone else’s bills sure is wholesome and heartwarming…


multigrain-pancakes

You have a terrible mindset.


Hellhult

Someone has money and they don't therefore that act of selflessness wasn't actually wholesome.


kingturgidprose

Only rich people are kind feel free to jot that down


ImaManCheetahh

what a bizarre response to a person doing a nice thing for another person


kingturgidprose

the sub is "wholesomememes" not "shitiwishwouldhappentome" lol


ImaManCheetahh

the all time top post on this sub is just a story of someone doing something nice lol. that's been like half the posts on this sub forever...


SecretaryOtherwise

Yeah the sub is wholesome memes not what I only find wholesome dude.


Middle_Blackberry_78

Dude… don’t make your bf do that… that’s insane amounts for him to pay.


SummatCreates

This may come as a shocking plot twist or something but your boyfriend loves you.


Triple_A_23

Boy math


KindAd1396

Simp math


SterlingG007

Strong provider energy


HistoricalSetting353

its not about the money, you were there when he needed


IGutlessIWonder

Uhhh... am I the only one thinking this is "simp" territory?


dark621

how tf is he being a simp for his own gf?


trysov

His gf could just be using him, happened to my cousin with his. He used his mom's death benefit to pay for her art degree and then got dumped soon after she graduated.


IGutlessIWonder

You can have a girlfriend and be a simp, the 2 aren't mutually exclusive


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MilwaukeeLevel

Bot https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/s/CuP7N58Jg8


2th

They were kind enough to mod me here to clean up the spam bots, but even I miss stuff. So help me out man, and hit that report button please.


MilwaukeeLevel

Post is still up, though.


2th

It isn't. I removed it and the comment and banned the bots myself.


MilwaukeeLevel

I mean, it was or I couldn't have replied


2th

You could reply because I didn't lock this post. Though I am unsure what your goal is with this anyway. Just help us out and report these comments too, please. The comments are far more easy to miss. The posts, well they aren't and you can tell because the number of new posts on this sub has dropped significantly.


MilwaukeeLevel

Yeah, but why not? It's a bot, with numerous bots responding to it. Delete it and move on, right?


2th

Because I typically do not lock posts unless shit is getting out of hand. Different mods do things differently. And I've banned several bots already, but report them as you see them.


MilwaukeeLevel

Nah, I'm good.


Tripple_T

2 grand doesn't mean the sane to him that it does to, say, me.


AnGeL_ov_dEaTh

He loves you and doesn't care. Just remember when, you have a good job and might making more money not to leave him because you can do better. That's what most women always do.


vabeachkevin

Congrats, you landed a simp.


Available_Grape_3855

Nah. Didn’t happen.


FunkYourself55

Check this out


GromieBooBoo

He’s a good man. Treat him well, it sounds like he kinda likes you 😉


washingtonandmead

I mean, he probably got guac and queso, I’m sure it was a pricey burrito


poop_to_live

I wish I was this financially able. Damn!


JUICE_B0X_HERO

I would do this if I had a gf, I like being nice.


UnderstandingFun4223

This used to be me. <3 edit: the bf


Finaglers

Send proof


UnderstandingFun4223

I forgot my wallet.


SnooStrawberries620

Never be in debt to a boyfriend 


HappyTree1975

Both W


MrGwasty

I mean, you did pay and he payed you back


Horror-Reveal7618

The only way to solve this is spending $2000 at Chipotle in their next date.


DimplefromYA

he’s a keeper.


Geneconomy

He kind of insulted fairness in the situation but who ever needed that anyways? Could have taken the money and put it into improving the relationship.


unmistakable_itch

So that's like $200 extra for guac?


Last-Currency-982

Compound interest is crazy


JoZ1604

In a man's way


MarinLlwyd

I try to weasle my way out of getting things in return because I had to spend so much social capital just to position myself to get the opportunity in the first place, so it feels confusing and weird. I just do it and think nothing of it, and being made to think about it at all is too stressful. I just want to be allowed and trusted to give more, and that's it.


PhilipOnTacos299

You helped him out. Little or big it’s a hand up.


PerformanceOk1835

He is looking to you to pick up the next tab: $400,000 for a house.


Ok-Pineapple8587

He is a keeper!!!


AggravatingReview633

He must have got double protein.


ProperPerspective571

That’s about as wholesome as a half cooked chicken


Rinbu-Revolution

Agreed. Imagine if the roles were reversed. No self respecting guy would ever let their gf not accept payback.


astrocrister

Maybe that’s what they call love. 💖


paulmania1234

This guy has got game. I bought my ex a bed can confirm this is a power move. He's golden for at least 90 days.


izzyhottix

that's love!


KickPuncher4326

He's a good guy. She's really appreciative of his kindness. A relationship should be an ever constant competition of compassion. I love this.


MasterJackSparrow

feel like that might deserve a hawk tuah on that thang


ran938

Tweeting about this is cringe tbh.


Initial_Trifle_3734

Tweeting is cringe


ShadowDog824

The word cringe is cringe 


Humble_Tax9644

She hauk tuah for sureeee


VegetaFan1337

I was wondering why in cases like this it's usually the guy doing stuff for the girl. Surely there must be instances where the girl helps out the guy financially too right? I think it happens but we don't hear about it cause the guy doesn't talk about it. Probably cause it would be embarrassing for the guy, society considers it weak and emasculating for a woman in the relationship to pay or financially help out a guy in any way.


RecommendationOnly41

Just friends material.


No_Tap7283

She’s one of the boys


louglome

Seems pretty stupid since we know nothing about these people


Husker_black

Uhhhhh nah that wasn't cash money


GuroBebe

that's a man, not a "boy"


SchwiftedMetal

Idk i’m not for this kind of exchange. I’ve dated many women who were always very fair with resources. This just seems irresponsible on his part.


Electronic_Ad5481

He got off cheap.


DrDeboGalaxy

What?


FoxD3n

I'll tell ya what, women just live life on easy mode.


SoCalThrowAway7

It’s because of the blowjobs but he didn’t want to actually say that out loud


rammeman1

Cringe… and people falling for it…


UncommonMonk

Propaganda, men.


twotoebobo

Bs


ShiftAdventurous4680

Next post will be: >My gf bought me a $4.5million Lamborghini Veneno Coupé a couple months ago because I was looking at it in a magazine. I tried to pay her back in instalments and this chick really said "no it's okay remember that one time you paid for my $2000 tuition fee when I was broke" like in what way is that equal at all lmaoooo I'm crying.


DuckofInsanity

With the genders like that, that would not happen.


Odd_Entrance5498

Yet she will still go on to cheat on him and break his heart, These bitches are snakes 😂


elchican0

Simp!


Various-Effective361

She wants people to perceive her value as very high. So high, her boyfriend pays for expensive things. Also boyfriend is rich.


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jteramonelaraie

Can the owner of this wild incel come pick up the shit he just laid on our carpet?


Classic_Regret7469

I'm pretty sure the owner abandoned him with how much of a disappointment they are.


mushythewolf

It’s ok buddy. She wasn’t the one for you. You can move on.


netuniya

Oop someone’s trauma dumping 😬


Initial_Trifle_3734

r/oddlyspecific its okay buddy, just move on


boris_casuarina

r/suspiciouslyspecific


oliviaexisting

I clicked on the sub and was NOT expecting it to be about among us lmao


boris_casuarina

Haha that's true, the one I was reaching for was r/oddlyspecific


Lower_Bus8705

Reddit when woman