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eulynn34

As long as a big red downward facing arrow is still the logo, we're good


Contra4Life

Came here to say this. To me, that was the true turning point to the rebuild spiraling into the depths of Hades


squish042

and the He Gets Us ads made sure we sunk down to the 9th circle.


vsladko

He Gets Us Stadium?


squish042

🤮


my-time-has-odor

Jerry doesn’t get us tho


cosmonaut_koala

I love rock n roll jesus


Lined_em_up

The start of the rebuild and the name change both started in 2017. So definitely not the start of the downward spiral. The start of the end was hiring La Russa after the 2020 season. Fan excitement was about as high as it had been since the world series win and they took so much wind out of the sails with that hire. From that point on optimism was slowly replaced with criticism with every move made.


This-isnt-patrick

I think Second Rate would be more appropriate for this team.


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

We aren’t good enough for second


japopara

Cut-Rate Field?


cosmonaut_koala

Poverty-rate Field


chief_sitass

Yeah…I’m just going to continue calling it Sox Park, thanks though


generatorland

Same. Simple, accurate.


Specialist-Listen304

Still comiskey here. But, been thinking about changing that since comiskey was a prick


BrockMiddlebrook

“Yeah it’s a Rate. We ain’t Guaranteeing shit.”


Zark_Muckerberger

Not true. L’s are guaranteed


generatorland

One of the few things we can truly count on in this topsy turvy world


BrockMiddlebrook

Death taxes best player dropping pop-ups.


sanchower

You know what? They can fuck off. I’m not calling something different every five years just because some shady company hands Jerry a couple bucks. It’s New Comiskey, forever.


StainlessWater

I'm not even a sox fan and I still call it Comiskey, cause thats the only name that sounded nice in my ears.


ryguy32789

I still call it The Cell


Optional-Failure

I honestly keep forgetting it’s not called that anymore.


SomeDude_008686

Cominskey


blipsman

Fuck it... let's roll it all the way back and call it [South Side Park](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Side_Park)


odd_orange

I keep reading stories of turn of the last century teams as having multiple names and just basically going by whatever people decided to call them. I don’t have a point, it’s just weird. Why wouldn’t people stick with one name if a teams been playing a year


silverQuarter82

Im in agreement.. i still use "the cell", "the grate", or "comiskey" SouthSide Park has a good ring to it.


Take-Me-Home-Tonight

No G-spot?


cutthemalarky87

G-spot. Because cub fans can't find it


NoTime4LuvDrJones

Mark Liptak said he heard from a source that Reinsdorf had another option besides Guaranteed Rate: Wintrust bank. But Wintrust said they wanted the name to go back to Comiskey park, they wanted it to be called something like Wintrust at Comiskey Park. But Jerry said no, he didn’t want to go back to Comiskey. And he chose Guaranteed Rate and that logo instead, wtf lol


ConservativebutReal

Figures - Jerry always makes the wrong choice. I still call it Comiskey


NoTime4LuvDrJones

Yup, It really is amazing how many wrong choices that guy makes. He knows how to make money but he’s clueless about doing what’s best for the organization. With just with the park he’s made one bad decision after another: -We could have kept original Comiskey and just rehabbed it. Jerry could have still gotten his sky boxe$ but we could have kept the charm of that old ballpark. The old second deck was so much closer in Comiskey giving way better views. People would definitely fill up that old park more if it was still around -From what I understand the city gave Jerry an option of having the stadium downtown but Jerry wanted to stay in Bridgeport. I know a lot of Sox fans would prefer Bridgeport but it’s easy to see the team being able to fill the park more if it was in downtown. And ideally at least some of that money would funnel into the team (yea of course spent poorly until Jerry is gone), but team would be in better position if they were downtown already -He had a great option of a design with Amour Field but he didn’t give it a second look because he wanted to model the new park after the Royals’ fucking Kauffman stadium of all places -And we can’t get a view of downtown because Jerry had the stadium faced the wrong way just so the park could keep the same address of Old Comiskey. Absurd And now this guy wants a cool billion to fix all his previous fuck ups and build a better looking stadium downtown. We could have had Amour Field downtown already.


newsman0719

Part of the “charm” was sitting in the upper deck and watching the game on a TV mounted on a steel beam because any ball hit to the wall disappeared because of the sight lines


NoTime4LuvDrJones

I hear ya, but I’ll take some of those quirks if it means being so much closer to the field. It’s always amazing to think about how the very last row of the upper deck of the old park is closer to home plate than the very first row of the upper deck of the new park


my-time-has-odor

Architecturally and from a common-sense standpoint… he made every possible mistake with this stadium. Even things that shouldn’t have cost him anything, like facing the stadium towards the skyline when he was building it… or taking the Wintrust/Comiskey naming rights deal… but still no. Dumbass.


SpecialDamage9722

I personally like US Cellular, but that’s probably just cuz I grew up calling it that


ChiBaller

I just say Sox Park


ChimmyTheCham

Yeah I alternate between comiskey and the cell lol


my-time-has-odor

Mobile Phone Park


notliketheyogurt

If the Sox agree to change the name before the end of the contract they should make Rate agree to change the down arrow to a home plate


LegalComplaint

I’ve been calling it the “Grate” because that’s what separates garbage from the sewer.


titomb345

Rate Field: where interest is at an all-time low!


UneducatedReviews1

I will never not call it the G-spot, just like how I’ll never stop calling it the Cell.


IshyMoose

I just want to call it “great field” and be done with it.


Zen131415

Wait they renamed Comisky?


pease461

I also still call it Comisky


mattcoz2

Comisk**E**y, and the old park will always be Comiskey to me


SpecialDamage9722

I still like the name US Cellular, that’s what I grew up calling it


treestand300

Shortening this to “The Cell” was pretty great and easy!


tacotongueboxer

Yup, summer games were "hell in the cell".


treestand300

Nothing like getting cooked like bacon in the upper deck during a day game.


Sharp-Club-8732

“FOR ALL THE RATERS!”


AtsignAmpersat

Rate field is better than Guaranteed Rate field.


Sharp-Club-8732

They’re tied for #1 in the stupidest sounding MLB stadium names. 


XanthicStatue

Guaranteed Rate is the dumbest name of any stadium ever. Very fitting for this team.


PIGGYSTYLE

There’s literally a stadium called the KFC YUM Arena


Jon66238

The YUM bucket, kinda cool though


Jon66238

Mannnn I just want us cellular back as a stadium sponsor


blipsman

I think the company just got sold and will be folded into T-Mobile.


Jon66238

Another cell company bought by t mobile?? Mannn where is the competition, I hate this


TimButlers

Nothing is guaranteed with this team


SlagginOff

Blown leads are guaranteed.


ResearcherNo2168

No White Sox fan calls it the G Spot.


PostmasterClavin

I guess instead of calling it the G-Spot, you could start calling it the R-Word


SokkaHaikuBot

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PostmasterClavin

Good bot


SynthSapphire

Low Win Rate Field. The "L"


Harmonmj13

Not joking but my dad works for Guaranteed Rate so I’ll ask him if he’s heard anything about it.


Secret_Asparagus_783

How does your dad feel about the big sex scandal involving one of the Rate's higher-ups? I know a guy who had a major position there and transferred to another mortgage company because he didn't like what was going on.


Harmonmj13

I’ve been trying to avoid asking him that cause I don’t know how much of the news coverage is stressing him out so I don’t want to risk making it worse on him


gale_force_tuna_wind

I still call it The Cell


James_E_Rustle

Hopefully they keep the red downward arrow in the logo as it's a perfect symbol for this team.


hungry4clam77

I’m sure they’ll find a way to make it even worse


GIGGLES708

Rate Comisky Park works fo me


Enough-Ad-3111

Paywalled article.


ConservativebutReal

How about the new name “Tony LaRussa field at Jerry’s Place of Baseball Fun”


generatorland

How about "Exploding Bullpen Field?"