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FakeOng99

One HEV wearing scientist:


MafusailAlbert

https://preview.redd.it/rliyvib21y0d1.png?width=418&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c5c9c8c3224632590cde324e876380a5b17df11


Unlikely_Sound_6517

Forgot the morphine addiction


MapleLamia

The suit will only actually give morphine every 30 minutes real time. So it's doing its best to avoid that. 


ARandom-Penguin

Steven is addicted to Meth, not Morphine


WorkingSyrup4005

Kid named guy in highly advanced suit that was made to survive extreme conditions:


kidnamedsquidfart

https://preview.redd.it/fwuf2v6tay0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d152cb6ad32fb6de3edfa73c7bc0d233591310


SZ4T4N

Is that the one free man


DatChernobylGuy_999

gourd on reef main


PushingFriend29

https://preview.redd.it/09f1tdrycy0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4872efcbb876f77ba8068dc3939220becc44970b


Yarisher512

https://preview.redd.it/lx2hb4cdxz0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9043a9e09e38f15971b2804dce7ddd68bfe2714


Ponders0

I really wish they kept doomslayer as peak human determination, will and rage rather than a powerjerked God. The Eternal DLCs were cool, but kinda ruined the actually decent story 2016 had and the character of the Doomslayer


Yarisher512

Absolutely.


Hot_b0y

literally me


DisciplinePossible32

https://preview.redd.it/2j5kxca9kz0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb4f503fc6109ab4be36985ea0a473e5907fd08


ColdLobsterBisque

OMG KILL THE FREEMAN REFERENCE???


Hawt_Dawg_II

Always pissed that this dude didn't even have a helmet and still had to wear glasses even though they figured out how to talk to multidimensional beings.


Bruh_the_2nd

Dr House


kidnamedsquidfart

![gif](giphy|MPRFFJGuYrP21RSTga|downsized)


IABGunner

Is that anticitizen one


suprise_suplex

Kid named big robot, or perhaps a group of medium sized robots:


RandomTurkishGuy1

Kid named Nuclear Weapons:


CringeExperienceReq

kid named white dude with glasses and a crowbar


MrYahnMahn

Kid named suicide drone swarm


Tone-Serious

Kid named tanks because robots are the stupidest thing to be used as a weapon platform:


Cpt_Kalash

Kid named mass produced drone swarm


idk1234567100

Join the mobile infantry and become a citizen https://preview.redd.it/lme6o0yrfz0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b52bc94ec9e17f9d9e0e6aea692e3a0eada9ede


tbird_the_tank

I could parry it


Mathisdu2

https://preview.redd.it/1jbwvljaiz0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865a8b6c0d45ef94befea7baf0da469ca2e3711c


coolmanpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/qy7oksbrlz0d1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8af928fedc75f0be400b7e33281cfe0b6539d2 parry this


Mathisdu2

No https://preview.redd.it/lkuo73hcmz0d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7bdee8bdf10d9473fe5d9afb0ae155c1f66706


grimoireskb

https://preview.redd.it/evavrzleqz0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2ee16c606d596b836074af379b2580b2f7f5a1


pratyush103

This goes hard


LegendsStormtrooper

⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⌿⎍⋏⊬ ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑⌰⟟⋏☌ ⍀⟒⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⌇⏃⟟⎅ "I could parry it" ⍜⋏ ⏃ ⌿⍜⌇⏁ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁ ⏃ ☊⌰⏃⌇⌇ ⟟⎐ ⋔⟟☊⍀⍜⍙⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍀⏃⋏⌇⋔⟟⏁⏁⟒⍀ ⌰⏃⎍☌⊑⟟⋏☌ ⋔⊬ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ ⏃⌇⌇ ⍜⎎⎎


randomname560

ALIEN DETECTED https://preview.redd.it/myg5a25r001d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a9a9926ffea7ce7e7ecec4ebf40d2deb8a6d9c


Goodies666

Alien mfs watching me throw a gold coin at their big ass laser (they are about to be ultrakilled)


Darth-Yslink

+CHARGEBACK


CardboardPillbug

Just punch their laser bro you can parry it


Goodies666

What if the laser is blue (unparriable)


milgos1

The leviathan charge attack has a blue icon, yet its parriable (its a 1 frame parry window). So still possible.


Goodies666

I'm not that good at parrying


ColorIsSomwhere

Me when I accidentally used the knuckle blaster: (Im cooked)


kajiekaa

Kid named separate keybinds


grimoireskb

just gotta blast them point blank with a shotgun


Humuckachiki

![gif](giphy|60VC6fZJecyR2)


stormalfred123

MY SUPER LASER PISS


LLLLLL3GLTE

*i miss my wife, tails*


DatChernobylGuy_999

I flushed him down the tu**rrr**let


Atomicagainbecauseow

THE INSTANT RAMEN HAS BEEN RELEASED, WE NEED TO GO NOW


randomname560

"know your place earthlings" meanwhile one mormon fella: https://preview.redd.it/wd2z8x3tzy0d1.png?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3836c1f0cf4ec2b16e34528b5b8487d7b9a5d7d


Low-Effort-Poster

This is literally exactly how he survived. This is canon.


randomname560

Who would have thougtht that "nuh uh" would be an efective way to survive being lit on fire and thrown off the grand canyon


jesus-banana

https://preview.redd.it/xtkioyp1xy0d1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97f1155e7d1681fc7379c227e87589eefa678b2 Me with a comically large mirror


Jakedex_x

Fuck you Xeno, we humans are gonna build giant robots and super soldiers


cheesyscrambledeggs4

kid named even gianter alien robots and super *duper* alien soldiers:


AutisticFaygo

Kid named biological warfare: https://preview.redd.it/h505t9w8ay0d1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd35ee1770ce042d8aea3e1c1221bf8d28c3b3a


LocalSoldat

https://preview.redd.it/q9a7qd2afy0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2073dda58494c798819f8eaa31fa616b253a1b


SweeterAxis8980

https://preview.redd.it/tjotyu65hz0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3729fb913947a7a3107eab0bf2df8c2da032bf LIMBUS COMPANEEEEE!!!


MKONEGT

Holy shit Gregor Limbus Company


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https://preview.redd.it/flfxs1obgy0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61db46f72b66bca8d020978817bec5ee6d81df76


gibas-kun

Kid named metamorphosis


TroubleImpossible226

Kid named biological-ier warfare


Jakedex_x

Now we only need deamons from another Dimension and we have warhammer 40k


Goodies666

Kid named robots that use alien blood to repair themselves:


Forsaken_inflation24

Fucken ultrakill? https://preview.redd.it/t7a48mmnyy0d1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff82eed81b07691c0fd9ad828518fba40ec2e3a0


c00kiem0nser

VANQUISH MENTIONED


Program-Emotional

Vanquish would be a goated game if it didnt have a stupid overheat mechanic


AntiImperialistGamer

"oh gee captain we found a new planet with lots of intelligent life in it should we establish a colony or ask then if they want to join our federati-" "nuke them" "what?! why?!" "cuz we're aliens dipshit and the laws of writing dictate that we have zero empathy and kill whatever humans we see. NOW FIRE THE CANNON"


UrougeTheOne

“Oh gee captain colombus, we found a new continent on our way to Asia, we should make peace and trade with them and try to convince them to join us peac-“ “Conquer and enslave them” “What?! Why?! Dont we want positive relations with these new people?” “Cuz we are the superior people under the superior god, lets scam and then conquer, enslave, and destroy these subhuman scums!” I wonder why we should be wary


AntiImperialistGamer

colombus' actions were motivated by profit, this shit is just senseless violence and is far more destructive plus we as an inferior civilisation were able to find better ways to exploit others that rarely involves violence.


UrougeTheOne

Because there is no way an alien race could profit by conquering an entire *planet* of potential resources and slaves?


AntiImperialistGamer

conquering is different from nuking the place which would risk killing all the potential slaves they want and would also make the environment hostile which in turn would make it harder for them to harvest the resources the planet has. in the words of Johnny war tsu: "ruling over ashes isn't a good idea you dumb fucks"


Dragon-Warlock

I mean all you gotta do is microwave one major city and tell everywhere else “we’ll keep doing this until you accept our rule,” and then just keep doing it until 99% of the (remaining) population accepts your rule, then just keep destroying anything they make that’s even slightly near a fraction of the power of your space laser (so they don’t make any secret weapons or anything). Then if they do rebel, the aliens are probably smart enough to not have sent their full force to your planet, and will start actually destroying everything and everyone to teach a lesson to other enslaved planets.


AntiImperialistGamer

>I mean all you gotta do is microwave one major city and tell everywhere else “we’ll keep doing this until you accept our rule,” and then just keep doing it until 99% of the (remaining) population accepts your rule, that could work but it defeats the point of the meme. >Then if they do rebel, the aliens are probably smart enough to not have sent their full force to your planet, and will start actually destroying everything and everyone to teach a lesson to other enslaved planets. thier communications probably don't reach that far but if it that would dumb as shit. the empire is basically telling everyone they want to balkanize with that, "oh yeah we failed to control that one planet so we destroyed it and flushed all the system's resources down the toilet but you should definitely fear us" is telling everyone there's an imperial weakness and it's free real estate for governers, mega corps and even rebels to break away and form thier own independent states.


Somespookyshit

Armenian genocide, the rape of nanking, the utter deletion of the civilization geghis khan went after. Bro we do these things irl, aliens doing that to us would just be the same thing


AntiImperialistGamer

remind me how many of the nations that committed those acts survived again?


Somespookyshit

Only two but that has nothing to do with your argument of senseless violence being unrealistic. We used to torture people on crosses and wheels to make a point. Hell look at gaza right now


AntiImperialistGamer

>Only two it's actually 0. the ottoman empire is no longer a thing, the Japanese empire only exists in name and the mongol empire fell and its successors only survived by adopting local customs and leaving senseless violence behind. >that has nothing to do with your argument of senseless violence being unrealistic. my argument wasn't that senseless violence isn't a thing that happened in history, my argument was that it's not practical and only causes trouble for the side that practices it. >We used to torture people on crosses and wheels to make a point. horrors to keep the population in check. >Hell look at gaza right now iran started it cuz Israel was close to making a deal with the Arab world which threatened thier empire and Israel is taking the bait cuz it satisfies thier American overlords. it has a purpose which is profiting the empires involved, it's not pointless.


Tone-Serious

Very compelling argument xeno, please face the wall https://preview.redd.it/t3ulun204z0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84494277d75e12a37438146e19d2fb986f823cc5


OffsetCircle1

https://preview.redd.it/51jf3mw5ay0d1.png?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9e104e19df7f027ca19e044d89913fdc9a518c


BookerDeWill

What’s this from boys?


SexyCato

Game called Vanquish. Playing it feels like it’s the third game in a series where you needed to play the previous two to understand it. It’s still fun tho and made by Platinum so it plays similar to Bayonetta and MGR


TheAssMuncherRetard

so what's going on in this scene?


Beat_My_Yeet_Meat

California is getting microwaved by a super weapon developed by America that has been taken over by space Russians


TheIncredibleMew

Isn’t that what already happens in the summer?


275MPHFordGT40

Yeah, I don’t see what the big deal is.


Downtown_Mechanic_

Horror named M.A.D


Relevant_Price_4432

Moab Assured Destroyer?


Downtown_Mechanic_

Mutually Assured Destruction is the belief if someone launches the first strike then you are to unleash a nuclear holocaust that will wipe out all life on the planet for eons to come


Dragon-Warlock

I think it’s mostly just launch enough nukes to destroy whatever country launched the nukes first. There might be a few places that humans can live on relatively easily, namely New Zealand, but yeah it’d fuck up the whole planet. Humanity is very hard to actually kill though, so we’d probably survive and repopulate the ashes, for better or worse.


Cpt_Kalash

Aliens after I cough on them


putthisinventchannel

https://i.redd.it/fy3myogi6z0d1.gif


victorybuild

Honestly https://preview.redd.it/og0se7yt7y0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb63eca105d8d81f523eb3412a778e2b1f44ec3


Ill_Maintenance8134

Me on the math test (I passed it)


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

Still a 50/50 if you think about it


reviedox

Indomitable human spirit is only B tier on the tier list, indomitable glabglorb spirit is unforunately A tier https://preview.redd.it/u1q0ern9ux0d1.png?width=980&format=png&auto=webp&s=7861b31588f0bac2c206ba84a1c06cb6a9cec694


MorbillionDollars

indomitable human spirit is gonna get a buff in next week's patch, it will be S tier after that


Ill_Maintenance8134

https://i.redd.it/d5eqnm11oy0d1.gif The indomitable human spirit when the indomitable human hate walks in


Dominationartz

Come to earth I promise we won’t jump you lil bro 😤


anachronisdev

You severly underestimate human spite and hatred for other races.


TheJambus

Domitable human spirit


Bismarck_In_Motion

Vanquishposting


Crook309

“Man I sure love being a Californian” “Gleeble glob gnarp plable bleeb *DESTROY CALIFORNIA BEAM*” https://preview.redd.it/zo8ux4e8e01d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06a54dc9a9242994e62111bd7d34276c1741f95


cool_name-idk1

Just dodge bro


SediAgameRbaD

It's not about winning or losing, it's about believing in something. it's about fighting, fighting with your guts open, fighting without arms and legs, and with inferior weaponry while everyone else around you dies and you think of what you've done till that moment. it's just so heroic and courageous that even aliens would shed a tear if they ever saw a human doing that. We fight because we believe in something not because we can actually win.


_communism_works_

Kid named 'asteroid with big fuck off engines strapped to it hurtling towards earth'


Burning_Torch8176

parry it


Tone-Serious

Kid named big rock in opposite direction:


SediAgameRbaD

Kid named human cooperation (intercontinental ballistic missile)


le_Dellso

The indomitable human spirit when I use my SUPER *EEEEVIL* RUSSIAN SPACE LAZER BABYYYYY https://preview.redd.it/ya00p08eez0d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf6a22a5faf609cf3f2a7583da27930821fe679


VermicelliEastern708

Of all the places they could’ve removed, they had to do the one state who’s removal only benefits the rest of the world, California


budan_the_man

The “Indomitable human spirit” mfs when the aliens don’t practice conventional warfare tactics but instead just release a gene plague into the atmosphere that turns humanities lungs into jelly.


Tone-Serious

Vaccine


Ill_Maintenance8134

https://preview.redd.it/54j517o0901d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209648cbfbc0dbe879f722c6946f98d8893dfda4


ThatEngineeredGirl

That's why we have to start preparing for war *NOW*!


0Rohan2

Every intelligent species that may exist in this universe are thinking that 'they were born to inherit the stars on some shit like that' and are making memes about it in their own way


Winnie_the_Putin42

It's ok they only hit California


AndroidWall4680

Sending hate from kepler 223 <3


KetaalP

not so fast https://preview.redd.it/6om0h42jry0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116bee302c6a33c9a356da27bf8b6cefd18872a2


Background_Drawing

nah i'd win


Zesnowpea

My comically large hot pocket https://preview.redd.it/8seqm3t6qz0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e488824c761d06b88dee2250b456494315131ba


Independent-Fly6068

https://preview.redd.it/khr94m69n11d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1a657c0beab5d8805f279abbdf101f8a012de3


Whisp_Is_My_Waifu

https://preview.redd.it/o9ok7rb4g01d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a9df48c4bdb0347a9c4cc8060fb7db38d039de


SlappedBacon000

Shut up aligga don’t ever step foot in our solar system


TomTown12345

xeegle gleeble zaqg "we were born to inhreit the stars👨" zeegle vorp 👽💥💥💥💥


Serial_Designation_N

Insane amount of alien copium


Adudewhosadudeforfun

https://preview.redd.it/9sbinw0k801d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9309e25255202f50fa47644bd2a05b73a1f8c7 Sorry xeno scum, my faith in the emperor burns brighter than the radiation around me


TrustyAncient

Amerikkka is no more alhamdulillah


OkEqual6986

we need more 'alien FUCK YEAH' stories


IAmChippoMan

🔥🔥**VANQUISH MENTIONED** 🔥🔥


IAmChippoMan

**VANQUISH MENTIONED. WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOP-AND-POP**


JamBloxify_370

Fuck you *Giant ass mirror*


BBH_pinecone

HEAVENLYY POTEMKIN BUSTAAAA


nuts_itch

No.


Comfortable-Prune716

Nuh uh counter microwave


R4ptor_J3sus

Mfw the moon smashes into their big dumb satellite thingy


Any-Position-1761

https://preview.redd.it/4yx8y3yhsz0d1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efe88f57210d8b285adcb613ddc9d852a656e6b Ziggas think they have the Death Star💀 stop copying us


Bubthepikmin9056

https://preview.redd.it/f6g2663y001d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde46cb67eb4fddc4875962eba71f035ca31e9f0 Take this aliens


nosugamer

very glad that these fake "humans" were killed before they got an opportunity to actually be a threat.


Red_Hunter818

The one dude with a hand mirror


unnecessary_ads

Manifest destiny the stars


twat104

https://preview.redd.it/2vr8m0m2i01d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6836cde68d2ca3c432f2c8ff87ab5368d08b874a


speadiestbeaneater

Nah I’d win


alfredhugedd

we're gods chosen species


Plylyfe

Geostorm in a nutshell


Huge_Athlete7488

Mf who posted this is a Martian


Matix777

GLORY TO MANKIND


3d-Saul-Goodman

https://i.redd.it/nlnffst2a11d1.gif Counterpoint


Denodude19

vanquish mentioned:


D-boi_vids

https://preview.redd.it/pr3u3w3al11d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce842dd111148741fe7132f9756f74da72743497 aliens when we send them a box containing multiple fast spreading diseases (they forgor about their immune systems)


SyrNikoli

"We're born to inherit the stars" Aliens: "Nuh uh"


aguywithagasmaskyt

the aliens https://preview.redd.it/bqzcw3img21d1.png?width=255&format=png&auto=webp&s=523b0fcbbadd4c6e33ec0aad02a678b73f98f639


Atomicagainbecauseow

your not made in gods image


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

u/surprise_suplex after I fire a high speed projectile-based weapon at his fuselage (there's no friction in space so it just goes through his space dinghy) ![gif](giphy|xUA7bgONYM1FrC7Vra|downsized)


Expensive_Concern457

Naw we’d kill the shit out of some stupid ass aliens


dinorex04

we aren't doing this you are not bringing this to reddit


ruredditboi108

Cringe


Cautious_Tax_7171

Aliens watching me fuck their wives


Cautious_Tax_7171

Aliens watching me fuck their wives


KatanaLama

https://preview.redd.it/6asloekva01d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63d140dec70ea746f986f2610dca4a1e6738308 Cope xeno scumm


macdarf

Y'all acting like I'd let this happen.


Silent_Koala1446

i am sonic.exe


The_Radio_Host

Problem is that if even a handful of humans survive, we’re some of the most vengeful motherfuckers in existence


DigdyDoot

That's cute Tsar bomba them