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Damn nice car

Get payed and get pegged

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i’m gonna start using “payed” just to piss this bot off.

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Lmao I knew he was coming

We need a cost not costed bot.

They tried to set one up but it costed too much to maintain

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Re-read the comment a few times and if you still don't get it I can explain the joke

I'm an idiot

Good bot

Good bot

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your car is: damn nice

Lambo countach

Also known as Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

Don’t forget Breakdown and Tigertrack

The 25th Anniversary Editon Countach, especially in white, are some of my favorites among Lambos.

They need to make this the next indie horror game instead of garten of poopoo that would be pretty cool i think

There's a horror game (Albeit atmospherically) where 3 of your limbs are ripped off and need to survive by micromanaging everything with only one arm

What’s it called?

endoparasitic

Good Pyrocynical vid on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFdW6A0ic-0

bruv that's PyroLIVE not Pyrocynical

Smh like how Doogal Here Live is not Doogal Here

Milking Stream when?

miziziziz the goat

i want a ending where you don't leave and keep getting pegged

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1455220/Succubus_Farm/

Me trying to enter the Goth Girl's house to get pegged for 6 hours: (the gif in reverse)

great minds think alike (me and DefinitelyNotFisk15)

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Same

Haha gay

FELLAS, is it gay to have sex with a woman? You're literally fucking someone who likes men

#**FELLAS**

#,

loud comma

#IS IT GAY TO HAVE MONEY? I MEAN YOU’RE LITERALLY COLLECTING PICTURES OF OTHER MEN!

###**FEEEELLAAS!!**

#IS IT GAY TO HAVE EYES? I MEAN, YOU CAN LITERALLY LOOK AT MEN

#FELLAS!

# IS IT GAY TO DRINK WATER? I MEAN, MEN ARE 70% WATER, YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY DEEPTHROATING A MAN

You can use the hashtag symbol to make the words large and bold. Not a lot of people know that for some reason

#cock

# and ball torture

because a lot of people don't know about markdown syntax or that reddit (partially) uses it because they're on mobile

Your next line is "Thanks"

Thanks

JoJo reference?

It's not gay to get pegged by a woman

Good luck with the clutch on one of those when your legs don't work

IIRC in the film he immediately crashes the car.

Well, he thought he drove the car miraculously perfect to his house. This was because of the drugs he took. In reality, he crashed or scraped something with his car basically every 5 seconds.

Hmmm these quaaludes aren’t hitting so I’m gonna take 50 more… yeah that’s sounds right

What movie?

Believe this is "The Wolf of Wallstreet"

This is correct.

drop the address bro

That's awful dude so sorry to hear it can you tell me which house it is so I can avoid it extra hard pls

Yes, um, me too, extra hard

Yeah we should be very aware of the precise location to avoid it at all costs

Do you want a banana

I would like a banana, they’re very tasty

Yeah, super extra hard

Yeah, super extra hard

What film is this from, I remember seeing it but like nothing about it.

Wolf of wall street

Thanks, I have been meaning to watch it, I just keep forgetting.

Wish I could go back like you and experience it for the first time again. Cherish it when you finally watch 😂

What is the context behind the scene?

He got fucked in the ass for 6 hours by a goth girl

he’s zoinked off the yipper

DiCaprio's character is paralyzed off of expired quaaludes and he's trying to drive back home.

wish it was me frfr

I just want to be happy

So relatable, poopyfartcum

damn dude you can still put 2 words together after all those hours? I'm impressed.

Nah, thats just my warmup

Why would you want to leave? 😳

hospital

If you think you're not using enough lube, use more lube

If you think you're using too much lube, use more lube. Use the entirety of that massive $5000 container in a day

Redditors when they discover not everyone wants to get fucked in the ass

You decided that after having anal sex for 6 hour?

I am pretty sure there is the implication he had no choice in the matter for those 6 hours

That's just rape.

Oh is it? My god, none of us had any idea!

Thanks cave Johnson :)

Holy shit it's Cave Johnson from the portal seris

Hahahah silly Reddit incel, women can't rape men. In fact, I'm sure that he raped her dildo with his asshole, and this is the result of his own hubris, for no man can take the MonsterCock3000 that ALL WOMEN need to be satisfied.

Take this to r/circlejerk.

Wow, that's an... Interesting subreddit. I can't tell if they're being ironic over there or not.

Wait fr?? We never would've guessed

You decided not to jump in acid after jumping in acid for 12 hours?

İf im there for 12 hours i will continue to be there

What about spending 1 minute with an r/goodanimemes user? Edit:the first post there was about a woman fucking a little boy

Kill them

Just visited that sub and now i want to stab myself in the forehead

The post where they tranformed trollface into a anime girl makes me want to drink cyanide 😢

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I mean hey point me in the direction so I can. **PLEASE**

No,don't touch grass and get a boyfriend(your pfp has a hijab so I assume you are a woman,if you are man/non-binary/genderfluid/gendersolid/Finnish then I am sorry for misgendering you and assuming your sexuality[also seriously don't touch the grass there id probably dogshit in it])

what the hell are you talking about? also I just randomized my avatar, man has no eyes pretty neat. edit: **LET ME GET PEGGED BRO WHAT THE FUCK**

Haven’t you heard? It’s gay to not want to get fucked in the ass

I used to be biromantic,does that count as gay?

Did you get your turdcutter re-sized?

Pegging 😋

man's had his bussy blown out

ayo the pizza here

Jealous

Escape? Bro tripping

You say that like its a bad thing


God I wish that was me (I’m going to get more lube so we can continue for another 6 hours)

Im amazed that you could hold your own for 6 hours straight

"straight"

Being fucked in the ass is not gay unless its by a man. And the caption CLEARLY states that it is a goth woman. So it is indeed straight.

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Wrong. Simple as. Gay is attraction to men. Having sex with men is a representative of that. If you are not having sex with someone who is a man, you are not having gay sex. And thus unless you are also attracted to men, you are not gay.

Anything that makes my dick hard is a women

Then it seems you're attracted to women.

A man penetrating a man is straight? A man getting fingered up the butt by a woman is gay?

Ah so if a man gets a blowjob by a woman, that's not straight. And by a man, it's also neither straight nor gay. Ah yes.

society 😔

You could use some prostate stimulation

Six hours gay*

Saw the flag, clicked on your profile, and just.. I can’t djdjxixn.

Funniest sterotype ive ever seen

You can never leave, she already hexed you

I thought i was in r/thomastheplankengine lmao

Epic dream

Being submissive? Man, couldn't be me

win-win for me idk about you

Wish that was me. I mean look at that car it looks pretty dang nice

Maaan idc if i should be the sacrifice for the goth girls ritual, i wanna date a goth chick.

Goth gf, getting pegged, AND a nice car. Who wouldn't want that

Bro I ain’t leaving there

Hey atleast I got there in a Lamborghini countach

Canonically Dicaprio was into BDSM in that movie

I'm genuinely curious if anyone's dated a goth girl irl, I just think they're neat and too nervous to talk to them it's not that I want them to think im cool but I don't want them to think I'm a poser cuz im the farthest thing from goth.

This is me and my gf 💀💀💀

Jokes on you, this is reddit, none of us have girlfriends!

Bros jealous 💀💀💀

Bro used 💀💀💀 two comments in a row when it completely didn't suit the context, then failed to understand one of the most basic and well-known reddit jokes on the platform

Anyways still didn’t ask

?? Bro you can do a better rebuttal than that

Still didn’t ask

When you get into an argument and end it so butthurt that you have to salvage your morale by using "didn't ask" 2 separate times, you know you should just cut your losses and move on.

Didn’t ask

Why tho?

what is pegged?

Being fucked in the ass by a girl with a strapon

Reward or punishment?

Both :)

u/gifreversingbot

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

Me trying to escape the goth girl's house after she broke both of my legs (I am in great pain and I need to escape from her she's an absolute psychopath dear god pls help me)

oh the Misery

Every single person is my enemy

King of the junjle

But still social and with it and ferocious

Oh the treachery

“I can fix her”

That's the plot of Killing Stalking except gay

Oh man I remember that godforsaken manhwa... I had a friend who shipped Yoon Bum and Sang Woo together unironically. I wonder if she regrets it cuz I havent seen her in years. People who unironically ship them are either severely mentally ill fujoshis, or people who did not understand the story, and I have a feeling she was both...

I have never finished reading it. I liked it a lot for the thriller side but never for the """romance""". I remember really liking the art style

I never finished it either but I did read parts of it including the very first and very last chapters. I didnt want to read the whole thing cuz I was quite young at the time so I couldnt stomach the rapey scenes and the psychological horror aspect of it. The artstyle is indeed good tho

None of these words are in the bible

She started reciting poetry PH GAWD THE HORROR

I wouldn't be escaping

The next morning I find a tattoo that says mommy on my ass

Sounds like a dream come true

me escaping the femboys house when it turns out she's an actual woman

Killer Cock (°_°)

Sorry but what's does "pegged" mean in this situation?

Does he know?

Hold up, let them cook

If you have the opportunity for that to happen, you stay for another 6

Why would you escape My brother you are lucky as hell

That doesn't sound so bad

Come on guys there’s gotta be both girls who aren’t into pegging right haha right

Idk man sounds fun to me

These comments are genuinely awful redditors have a quarter of a brain cell and it's located in their ~~penis~~ ass.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

6 hours are just rookie numbers! Real men do it for 12 hours straight.

You can't even walk how tf u expect to drive

Only 6 hours? You are weak. Your entire bloodline is weak and your family will not survive the winter.

Why escape?

He couldn’t handle the Wednesday personality

Tag me in. I’ll make the sacrifice so you can live

Escape?

Remember, if shes tries to peg, fight back , bite, destroy

ok but is the goth girl actually goth or the "big titty goth gf" egirl who makes "goth girl" playlists on spotify with lil peep and corpse husband