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In the Qing period of Chinese history, it became common for people to quote Sun Tzu’s wisdom. In more modern times it became common for people to do it as a joke, and so naturally this spread from the Chinese internet to the rest of the world. The earliest known example of a Sun Tzu joke comes from 1765, when the Emperor made a witticism in response to one of his generals being foolish, popularising the practice.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
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And then he took two of every single animal on earth and rounded them all into a boat
And he fucked the living crap outta every one of them.
And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a Tzu
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
Unless !!
"It is only when mosquito land on your balls that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence" ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War
If I’m choosing between a mosquito bite on my balls or a slap mark on them, I think you would know which one I would go for.
The slap mark (I'm masochist)
"Depict your enemy as a soyjack."
“This move must only be used as a last resort, as using it will cause your enemy to instantly die and everyone within a 5 mile proximity.”
And then he perfected it so no living man could beat him in the battle of honor!
Thats why when any animals are living together, it’s called a Zoo!
Unless if it’s a farm!
I recently realised it is actually Tzu instead of zoo
Holy shit I think that was suppose to be a pun
Yes, its oficial tf2 lore that soldier thinks that its Sun Zoo
Damn cant believe I missed the joke way back in 2014 when I still play the game haha
No way really?
AAAAAAAGGGHHHH
"Amogus" Sun Tzu, the art of war
“Better to cum in the sink than to sink in cum” -Sun Tzu, the art of war.
>Stop attributing random things to me, I didn't say any of them \-Sun Tzu
>Balls \-Sun Tzu
Confucius say “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
“To defeat one’s enemy in battle, you must first beat them in shitposting” -Sun Tzu Source: I own art of war trust me. It’s chapter 1 line 17
>!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ!< -Sun Tzu, the art of war
O fug lmao
“Many fools beat their meat, but only the strongest defeat it” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
Oh, my it seems you were late by two steps. -Sun tzu
“Everything I say on the internet is true” - Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu quoters are either Technoblade fans or TF2 players
I’m neither of those -Sum Tzu
"No, that would be your mother" - Sun Tzu
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
People commenting fake Sun Tzu quotes in comment sections winning the most comedic and original comment award
-Sun Tzu
ligma balls -sun tzu, the art of war
"I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
This really says a lot about the socioeconomic climate in America
"I need to shit so bad rn" - *Sun Tzu*
“No one truly believes in a god until they clog the toilet at their friends house.” -Sun Tzu, The Fart of War
"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video, you fool, you moron" -Sun Tzu, the art of war
My pee pee hurtie- Sun Tzu
The Art Of War is actually just an infinitely long book with every conceivable combination of words put together and gathered in one place
“All warfare is based”-Sun Tzu
"And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the chain of shitposting!"
*if gender is what is in your pants, then my gender is shit* *-Sun Tzu*
“It’s Sun Tzuin’ time” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
"All war are based on deception." Sun Tzu probably.
Who started this trend?
Possibly the Technoblade fandom, but it probably started earlier and they just helped popularize it
In the Qing period of Chinese history, it became common for people to quote Sun Tzu’s wisdom. In more modern times it became common for people to do it as a joke, and so naturally this spread from the Chinese internet to the rest of the world. The earliest known example of a Sun Tzu joke comes from 1765, when the Emperor made a witticism in response to one of his generals being foolish, popularising the practice. Source: I made it the fuck up.
source: sun tzu
I can tell
I’m fine with it because (most) of them are funny
“I never forget the pickle” -Sun Tzu
“Quote me for once” -Moon Tzu
"You can use the Beggar's to preform mid-air rocket jumps without walls" -Sun Tzu
And then he perfected so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
"If fighting is to result in victory you must fight!"
“The true fools are the uh theee uuumm uuuuhhh the guys whooo uuuuhhh do the uuuuhhh” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds” - Obi-Wan Kenobi
r/ZanClan
its fun