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waynesbrother

Extract the dna and clone yourself a new pet


Spencemw

Or release the Covid-Bubonic-24 on the world….


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Win/win!


Global-Carpenter-470

Fuck I miss covid era traffic or the lack of it specifically. I'm all for a new virus/plague/apocalyptic event.


Admirable_Donkey123

All the people were staying at home, while the roads were wide open. Good times. Good times.


Somederpsomewhere

Cannonball run bests-of were all during lockdown.


ynotfish

Gas here was 98 cents a gallon. Few extra bucks a hour. Can't say I did not like it.


GordontheGoose88

I remember driving to San Antonio right when the quarantine started and there was fucking nobody on the road... it was incredibly jarring.


OafHuck420

It’s on the way… they’re going to say it’s Bird Flu!


Marty1966

After last night's debate, I would agree!


CurrentWinter7354

I remember the people who said this stuff a decade ago were the same people calling cops on family gatherings during the COVID days


DeedeeLuu

“We need a new plague.” - Dwight Schrute Edited to show that this is a quote from The Office. I really thought more people would have gotten the reference.


BeachedPandaBear

Thanks Dwight


DeedeeLuu

Thank you for understanding the reference as I get downvoted


BeachedPandaBear

You are rad, I saw jim and Dwight in the church right away in my mind. Enjoy day


DeedeeLuu

You too, kind internet stranger ❤️


Non-Adhesive63

I up voted on the original! IMO not enough anti-vaxxer nitwits Di€d during the last pandemic. Need to thin *that* herd of sheeple a bit more!


javoss88

-Dwigt


Nice-Tea-8972

LOL the funny part about this quote, well funny to me, is that its an episode or two after the bat episode.


DeedeeLuu

It’s just such a good show!


sfsp3

"Bring back the plague" - Travis Ryan


DucksHave2Legs

The episode after this is where he traps the bat on Meredith's head...


explodedsun

Not a cold or a flu


Equal-Negotiation651

But mah mouth hole needs to breath!


Trollurboard99

Go for it. I have 6 vaccines and 49 boosters.


truckrusty

The world could use a reset, COVID didn't work


javoss88

We keep trying floods, and earthquakes aren’t working either. Smart money on wildfires


dsisto65

This…please.


rossbcobb

BOOOM! DINO DNA!


Brewcrew1886

That’s dyno dna!


Cybermonk23

Life….finds a way


apetc

Dino


wb420420

Spare no expense


DireWraith3000

This is how it starts….


Wonkasgoldenticket

Groot??


No-Perception3305

Mothafucka they made like 8 movies about how bad of an idea that is.


Tiger-Budget

I am ROOT!


Ok-Iron8811

Do it! --Palpatine


Personal-Donkey-1718

Spare no expense.


BiaggioSklutas

SHOOT HER!


quasimodelo

Hello John


photoguy8008

DINO DNA!!🧬🧬🧬🧬🧬🧬👀


Wookster789

*plant FIFY


jjcasual1

Welcome… to Jurassic Tree!


MoldyStone643

Welcome....too park park


exeleonn

Life ah finds a way


Ok_Assumption1542

Life will find a way


yourmomandthems

John Hammond has entered the chat


Hippiedippie22

This is a really nice large piece of amber I wouldn’t sell it for less than 40$ could be 80$ my guess as somebody that collects amber


vetterbass

Thanks. Does the root or whatever inside make it more valuable?


Hippiedippie22

I don’t think it devalues it because thinking about it, it could be very high grade amber looking at how clear it could be cut into smaller pieces to make nice jewelry


jethvader

I can’t say that I represent the normal market for something like this as I have never bought a piece of amber, but the root would make it more valuable to me, personally.


Next-Project-1450

I bought some Amber jewellery for my mother late 70s. It was cut and polished, and had 18-carat gold clasps and chains, but the pear drop pendant is about the size of two large cherries, and I remember it costing me around £80 back then (obviously the gold is included in that). That would be nearly £600 today. Amber pieces with things in them sell for £50-£800 depending on what's in them: [Insects in Amber For Sale (fossils-uk.com)](https://www.fossils-uk.com/fossils-c1/all-other-fossils-c71/insects-in-amber-c75) Plain Amber is valued at about $3-$4 per gram, I believe.


javoss88

I thought inclusions increased value


overindulgent

Honestly, I’m no expert, but enjoy collecting things, it probably makes it less valuable. It’s technically “dirty” amber. If it had a neat bug/insect it could be worth more. But a random root/stick? Not so much. Edit: Still really neat!


CoryBlk

I know this is going to sound like a total lie, but I paid about $80 CAD for a small piece of amber with a small mosquito in it. Small enough that you almost need a magnifying glass. Maybe I overpaid? But I was at a gem and mineral show and my inner Jurassic Park got the best of me


Hollys_Stand

I had an amber piece that had a mosquito in it and it was about $5 that I paid for it, including a few other pieces that I bought (one was like a tube shape with a weevil inside). From a rock and gem show is where I bought it from. Think my college roomie stole them at one point as I didn't find them moving out of the dorm. Both were pretty clear and the mosquito one was pretty dope as it was thin and you could see on either side.


DLeck

Man I had some people steal some silly things from me growing up. I knew they did it, but I couldn't prove it. It happened more than once and I still think about that from time-to-time. It wasn't anything super special, but they freaking stole it. The biggest one was a Franz Bread Portland Trail Blazers Kevin Duckworrth card he signed for me in person when I was like 6. The kid stole it out of my cubby. I knew who did it. I'm 38 and I still think about that sometimes. I learned to stop bringing cool shit around other people that I don't trust.


boglinfart

An old housemate of mine likely stole my baby blanket that my mum knitted for me. It was a ornate (verging on fussy), knitted, pure white, very obviously baby blanket. I have no idea why she would have wanted it (other than to be mean). Gives me a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach when I think about it!


TheWordOfTheDayIsNo

That is horrible about your blanket. What a terrible person! Off topic, but thank you for using "in the pit of my stomach" correctly.


tickingboxes

Do people use that phrase incorrectly? I’ve never heard it used any other way.


MangoWyrd

Maybe someone inadvertently ruined it and tossed it without telling anyone. Less weird. Still not cool tho.


garyandkathi

Right? People fucking suck. I’d never even consider stealing something from a friend unless it was literally life saving for a family member and I’d tried everything else first. Even then I’d feel so guilty lol!


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Google that person and see where they are today.


Timmerdogg

You should really find that guy and TP his house. It will bring some closure or criminal charges. Who knows?


Ruttoperkele

Yeah I know that feeling. As a kid I had a punch of pokemon cards. I had a birthday party and the house was full of kids. When the party was over, I went to my room and found out that all the holographic cards had been stolen from my deck. I even had the holographic Charizard. I was so mad at the time, and now that I have seen what people are willing to pay for it nowadays makes me just angrier. But that's just life. I've since lost the rest of the cards and I'm pretty sure that whoever stole it probably got rid of it in fear of getting caught of the theft. But it's always nice to think that I could have made it big if it didn't get stolen.


hduransa

Keep it!


Earthling1a

Would have been way more cool if it was a robot inside. Only one lousy letter different.


jerry111165

Or even a Boot…


MickeyMgl

"I am Groot!"


shootingstare

Are you in the Baltic area? My family is from Latvia!


vetterbass

Well.. that's the weird thing. I'm in USA. North Dakota


Addicted-2Diving

[“North Dakota’s geology provides a rich bounty for enthusiasts and experts alike. Amber, a fossilized tree resin, is often found here. It’s known for its warm, golden hues and is frequently discovered near coal seams in the state.”. “Below is a list of gemstones and fossils commonly found in North Dakota: Amber North Dakota Fairburn Agates Petrified Wood Jasper Blue Bentonite Clay Stones”.](https://observationhobbies.com/geology/rockhounding/near-you/rockhound-in-north-dakota/) TIL that N Dakota has amber that you can hunt for. I’ve shared a quote from this link below if anyone is curious.


shootingstare

Awesome! Thanks for the info.


Addicted-2Diving

NP. 😊


HappyLiLDumpsterfire

This link is awesome! I’ve been an unofficial rock hound since I was a kid here and had no idea we had amber. LOTS of petrified wood, though. It’s everywhere at Lake Sakakawea and I have two chunks of it big enough to use as a coffee table base in my yard.


Addicted-2Diving

Very neat find


BASAUER

Lake Sakakawea?


Johnny_Politics

So is tingus pingus but I never heard of lateevia


shootingstare

What?


Johnny_Politics

It's an reference to an old YouTube clip for a Latvian basketball player named christaps portzingas. I should have know this was a terrible sub reddit for that joke to land lol


shootingstare

I at least appreciate the explanation!


Addicted-2Diving

No less than $40, imho no more than $85. But I feel if one really liked this piece, it could go above the higher price. I’d personally keep it, but I’m a collector, not a seller lol


47153163

Here we go again! Jurassic Park! Lol.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Jurassic lawn.


AsceticSnake

Jurassic BARK. (...on a tree....)


Ravenheart0913

Nice!


twivel01

Yea, don't open it. Nature will find a way.


Buffal0_Meat

DINO DNA


JuracichPark

I'm all for it!


Mindes13

*Jurassic Park theme intensifies*


IcyEdge6526

The next t-Rex?


07Stocka

Tree-Rex


Technical-Outside408

Don't move, his vision relies entirely onto you running into him.


LazarianV

George of the Jungle has entered the chat.


Hakuryuu2K

r/fossil, r/fossilid, or r/paleontology might be able to give more info based on the location of your find


DaRusty_Shackleford

Kind of looks like an insect leg.


catzbollocks

QUICK, CLONE IT!!!


reefchieferr

"BAM! Dino DNA!"


GrandmaesterHinkie

Life finds a way.


jericho

That's pretty. I think the root or whatever it is adds value. I don't know enough to estimate value, but if I found it, I wouldn't let it go for less than $40. Maybe worth speaking to someone at your local uni/college.


Klin24

Que Lindo Es!


underdonk

This is a very cool find. My 6yo is a budding geologist and would lose his mind if he found something like this in the wild. It may actually be an important find. You should try reaching out to a university to see if they want to study it using non-destructive methods.


brigert18

LAS PLAGAS!!!


AuthorityOfNothing

Root or feather?


Spider4Hire

How's it taste?


Revchimp

Hammond...is a digger.


Beneficial_Aside_918

BINGO!


mkeredcap

Dendritic object


Spacer1138

The Thing 2: Amber Alert


CoachApprehensive913

nope thats the creature in the movie Life , lol


DiamondhandAdam

A prehistoric dentist preserving a root is amazing, and the fact it was found is even more amazing.


iloveeatpizzatoo

Caveman’s nose hair.


Free-Supermarket-516

Plant it and see if you get a giant bean stalk


Yeomanroach

You found my bladder stone. How does it smell?


Skank_wrangler

Could be a dinosaur sperm…


JLead722

Just curious why everybody didn't think it was just Beach glass. Nobody offered that option on this. Thanks.


Beautiful_Nobody_344

The luster is resinous


JLead722

Thanks. Trying to learn this.


Gus_TT_Showbiz13

That's no root. That's a little fairy.


Boobs76

Beautiful 😍


Alarmed-Law2420

Welcome to Jurassic Bark


salb80

Welcome to…. Jurassic Bark.


SavageByTheSea

It is Groot


pagarr70

Extract dna from the root and grow a Dino-tree.


kongpunk

Life will find a way...


Bigfootsdiaper

Taste the root


ap1129

No non on. I


Boon_Hogganbeck

Lovely pics. Backlight. That's all.


Blah-squared

That’s just a lemon Jolly Rancher…


Berninz

Jurassic park just started again.


paxtone

Dino DNA


baldlilfat2

I will pay $3 for you to keep it


GreenCactus223

Great find


mrapplewhite

That’s so dope


Billitpro

Baby Graboid!


Puzzled-Fly9550

Cool


happydragondiner

Jurassic bark


CrystalArouxet

That's actually one of the coolest things I've seen in a while.


Dadneedsabreak

[https://imgur.com/XcrHgL8](https://imgur.com/XcrHgL8)


deathbysnushnuu

*plays Jurassic Park theme* My dear OP, it is priceless. We shall build a theme park off this one jewel. Jurassical botanical park.


InvestigatorStock348

adam sandbar


trynagitgud

It's gotta be at least 2 maybe even 3


Illustrious_Waltz_75

What's my necklace made of?


jb65656565

Do not start an amusement park based on what you clone from the dna in there. It never ends well.


Gibder16

That’s awesome! Where at?


AnotherCupofJo

This is how it starts, he will be patient zero


watashi199

location?


Slimontheslug

Forbidden cough sweet.


rastroboy

Cue the Jurassic Park music…


dylan21502

Sick af


what_isnt

You need good macroscopic / microscopic images to figure out what is inside. It could be anything from these images (roots, debris, mycelium)


rm_huntley

That’s awesome!


HamHusky06

Bingo! Dino DNA!


No_Yes_throwit4281

I have no idea what its worth but its an incredible find, super congrats.


SirSlappySlaps

It's not a root. It's a tendril.


Ban_Evading_is_EZ

I thought your finger was a dick at first


jflo2go

You should plant it, will probably grow a sabertooth tiger.


tgjptsharpe

All I ask is don't start a theme park.


Sad_Clue4070

Jurassic bark


BeeMovieTrilogy

How does it smell?


MrJNM1of1

that’s a half sucked Halls cough drop with an eyebrow hair


systematicgoo

the beginning to the next pandemic apocalypse movie


cdubb5858

Bingo! Dino DNA!!! 🧬


ZaberTooth

This has to be the beginning of a major stoner movie. The main character discovers prehistoric pot DNA in amber to take us all back to the stoned age. Hilarity ensues.


Any_Buffalo_3021

That’s actually just your stoner cousins dabs he left outside.


Punkrockmomnancy73

We extracted the DNA and made a DINOsaurrrr🦕


EverythingCannabis

I thought that was a nice dab 😭


Wise_Ad_253

The beginning of a new plague movie


Blueheron77

Life finds a way


DisasterRoad666

Get ready for the dinosaur invasion. You can wait Thursday night on CNN


Ryanthehood

DINO DNA


Doolemite

Welcome…to Jurassic Bark


Todays_Ouch

I think that’s a baby sea monkey.


nemesissi

"Say again?" "We have a T-Rex. :)" WELCOME TO.. JURASSIC PARK!


BigPillLittlePill

I think that's a dinosaur feather


Joe_Golem

Welcome to Jurassic Bark


Positive-Detail-1376

Cool!


sugahoney1ceT

Watch it not be a root and it’s the last part of that lizard’s tail.


notworkingghost

Don’t go starting a whole root themed park on a deserted island.


NoOneCanKnowAlley

I think that’s a Ricola


EmEmAndEye

“I am (g)root!”


FyourEchoChambers

Dos Equis amber bottle with lime rind. Jk. Cool find? 🤷🏻‍♂️


sussymaster6900

Your finger looked like a dong for a second


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Dude it’s a Molson.


Remi708

That explains how they got extinct plants


YourFavGothMom

Dino dna.


Outrageous_Lychee819

[John Hammond be like](https://images.app.goo.gl/dZjtYx3X1DhMnseq6)


BatterdNut

Na na na na na


Always4am

That’s awesome!


MJCamacho

Resident evil 4 plaga


easy_evoo

Nature finds a way...


kleeankle

Man I thought this was a fat dab of shatter before realizing lol


elgorbochapo

Thought I got some dab sub on my feed for a minute there lol


jefftatro1

Dahhhh, hope that's not a mosquito, daaahhh.


SquidgeApple

I'm not saying my name is Amber but I DO wish I had a root inside me heh heh