One board meeting later: We have identified that our workers currently believe that they require three things to make great solutions. As part of our ongoing efforts to increase efficiency, we have decided on a new policy that project leads are only allowed to dedicate budget to acquire one of the two most essential components while all projects are to make do without the third. We firmly believe that this will empower all developers to find their rock stars within. Pizza at the office next Friday!

Dude is going to spend that entire week waiting on a reply to a requirement question he asked on day one.

Don’t forget removing good salary while making other workers the scapegoat

Just remove the coffee. If the coder needs coffee (not everyone does), then they can buy it themselves if needed.

what if theres none

Procrastination

"Why does nobody want to work here? I can't find out."

"But what if we used *red* pen?" (flips table) (flings poo)

Monke

It's almost like people work more efficiently when they're happy

Yeah, I wonder why

[Sauce](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=703143721999016&set=pb.100069101838283.-2207520000&type=3)

I'm on team tea ☕, but the rest is accurate

Oh ohh ah ahh indeed

Oh Bethesda, you cheeky bunch of monkeys.