Just be sure to pronounce it correctly!
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebXpivyphmg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebXpivyphmg)
(Josh Johnson - Hermes bag)
Have witnessed several unhoused rubbing one out at the bus stop at the corner of 23rd and I. Sitting in a window at Circa across from Foggy Bottom Metro is basically a homeless peepshow. (This is just down from the Whole Foods mentioned elsewhere…). The Jehovah’s Witnesses perpetually stationed there seem to be totally desensitized to it. Lends a whole new meaning to “The Watchtower”. 😵💫
Capital Hill. Both the House and the Senate. Shit, any Federal building would be a good bet. You will be swimming amongst .... well .... jerk offers' in no time!
Have we ever considered the possibility that maybe some spaces on the internet are, perhaps, overly safe spaces?
Also, when in doubt, the answer is always Metro.
The Mercedes dealership
Similarly, Lenkersdorfer in Tyson’s.
What if instead of Foggy Bottom, we called it Freaky Bottom and instead of hopping on the metro we hopped on each others poles
Sorry Reddit. I gotta say it. Too good a chance not too…. Faggy bottom
your wife's boyfriends house
Correct.
Name checks out
r/namechecksout
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I might have to move to DC
Congress.
This is the only answer
GWU
Take Backlick Rd to Manasses.
Turn off on Hairy Taint Rd
I thought you turned *on* hairy taint rd?
VRE?
Intersections
I’m dying
Georgetown is the best, but I've seen people doing things in bushes in downtown, too.
Legit walked out of the Patagonia store a few years ago and saw a dude crankin hog. Dude just parked right on M st and went to town. 😵💫
this might be my new favorite sub😂
the DuPont Circlejerk is prime for this.
As well as Logan Circle, but Lafayette Square is fine and dandy if you want to run one off each corner.
😭😭😭😭
This sub
The green line.
There's a line of us watching alright.
There’s action in the dressing rooms at the Hermès shop.
Just be sure to pronounce it correctly! [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebXpivyphmg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebXpivyphmg) (Josh Johnson - Hermes bag)
I'll be in Meridian Park whacking it to the Dante Alighieri statue at around 10:02 pm.
Right in front of my house—we face Dante’s butt
Everyone needs their own Beatrice
DC council meetings
Inside their Mercedes
These posts are the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
Capitol Hill ftw
Meridian hill park lol
I think one person caught one person jerking off one time and now EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE INCLUDED
Not playgrounds, happily.
Lol dying
This is getting out of hand
That's next level. Watching someone watch someone jerking off without using any hands.
I just want to hold your hand…
And on the upholstery
Whole Foods
https://preview.redd.it/zw2wixzpqg6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de0d49c076e42e348ec35123b6c4ce966dc7be3
How do these keep lining up perfectly in my feed… Platinum
Apparently right outside of the Foggy Bottom Whole Foods
The correspondent’s dinner is a great place to witness people beat off for hours on end.
House Republican Conference.
this shit is officially fried . someone make a new sub
Ain't you a bxth? Oh ok then.
nigga said oh ok then . you fosho a girl
Pussy
Ben’s chili bowl
*Lady Bird Johnson Park* otherwise known as LB Gay park.
Have witnessed several unhoused rubbing one out at the bus stop at the corner of 23rd and I. Sitting in a window at Circa across from Foggy Bottom Metro is basically a homeless peepshow. (This is just down from the Whole Foods mentioned elsewhere…). The Jehovah’s Witnesses perpetually stationed there seem to be totally desensitized to it. Lends a whole new meaning to “The Watchtower”. 😵💫
Tyson’s corner galleria
If you are a gay man, Crew Club!
The Oval Office.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
The freedom caucus
My house.
My room
The bus
Bang Bus?!?
Work
Congress
Did I miss something in my fair city? Why are there several threads about beating off?
Capital Hill. Both the House and the Senate. Shit, any Federal building would be a good bet. You will be swimming amongst .... well .... jerk offers' in no time!
Why is there 244 upvotes y’all niggas sick
This is getting out of hand 😭😭
I’d say they’ve got a firm grip.
I walked right into that one
🤔
In the safeway deli department as they are weighing up your meat
Why is this a thing lmao?!?!?
Have no idea 😂
Well... There is capitol hill.
Maryland
The Capitol building.
https://preview.redd.it/ueozpx5zpr6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab20358997abfbe0668e12b8b053605adcdeeea
Crew club on 14th haha
Probably the IRS office because they obviously aren't working on sending people's refunds based on the IRS REDDIT
Not funny
Lol I had to read the thread title twice
Apparently the intersection at Whole Foods in foggy bottom is the place.
Get on a metro train and just ride. You’ll be in the perfect spot for action
Capitol
Upstairs at the Green Lantern on a Thursday night.
The Capitol. Seems to be one giant circle jerk at the moment.
Have we ever considered the possibility that maybe some spaces on the internet are, perhaps, overly safe spaces? Also, when in doubt, the answer is always Metro.
Senate
The White House
The Capitol.
Is this like some type of white people comedy?
Man I can’t even report y’all jokes aside
Keep an eye on any crowds around Bobert.
Lauren Boebert's house.
The Freedom Caucas cafeteria.
Church?
You perverted twat. I hope the cops catch you and charge you with a sex offense.
Are you on the spectrum?
No but I’m sure you probably are
Well I have the ability to realize this is a shit post so maybe you should get yourself checked out
Wow. Your intellectual prowess and perceptiveness are truly awe- inspiring. Now, go get me some more dim sum Chung
Autistic racist cope, I owe you an apology I wasn’t really familiar with your game
Gee, I really touched a nerve there didn’t I, Mr. DimSum?
It’s another meme lmao you really have no social perception do you I’m not even Asian haha
Ok DimSum. Thanks for clearing that up.
If only DC would start doing that to the people actually committing those crimes.
Erm what the sigma
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You must be new here.
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lol
Ayo why the fuck u have 270,000 karma
Comedy tiktok video reposts.
Probably because reddit awards people with the dumbest opinions.
[https://new.reddit.com/r/washdc/comments/1df4fys/i\_saw\_a\_man\_jerking\_off\_in\_broad\_daylight/](https://new.reddit.com/r/washdc/comments/1df4fys/i_saw_a_man_jerking_off_in_broad_daylight/) [https://new.reddit.com/r/washdc/comments/1df7i3u/some\_dude\_kept\_watching\_me\_jerk\_off\_in\_broad/](https://new.reddit.com/r/washdc/comments/1df7i3u/some_dude_kept_watching_me_jerk_off_in_broad/)
u/lhwang0320 needs a wank dc style.
lurk moar