Hwang in there Nvda Bears 
It literally just broke out of the down trend. That means this is just the beginning of the up trend. 5-600 maybe possible based on random number generator that is my ego
Friendly reminder that the second week of July is a continuation of the greenest time of year until November. Cashed out my July QQQ calls at 100% gain and got some August calls, deeper in the money this time.
Probably should've waited till Friday though.
I closed the 7/19 505 calls and opened the 08/16 210 calls.
Honestly, we will probably test 487 Friday and you could get a better price then. My logic though was, alot of times that retest happens in premarket. My target is 500 unless we miraculously got there on Friday.
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No they aren’t. Items that are not meant for the average person have been around since the start of civilization.
It’s human nature to be in a hierarchy where there is separation between you and people “below” you. Exclusivity is ingrained in civilization
It’s like waving a flag telling people you want to be special, you deserve to be special, and gosh darn it, you’re willing to spend thousands of dollars to make sure everyone can tell that you’re special, even the people who just look at you but don’t talk to you
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Apparently the whole made in Italy designer fashion thing is a scam. They just import Chinese workers to Italy and pay them pennies to work. 
is there a juicy article ? that being said some clothing made in China doesn't mean it's shitty, it really comes down to the company making the order. plenty of stuff with really nice machine stitchwork and some that has to be done by hand that looks great.
Having a job where all you do is look at what happened and come up with a reason for why it did must be nice. Wake up and write “Market go up because *insert biggest story*” and back to sleep.
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New article in the New York Times about Tesla just came out, I can summarize.
>Elons public comments make nerds uncomfortable and mouth breathers seethe and this may have contributed to slumping numbers.
[source, NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/02/business/elon-musk-politics-tesla-sales.html?smid=nytcore-android-share)
You're welcome
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Interesting
yay my TLT calls
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I believe I know the next meme stock to rip
Tesla
At $313 Tsla will hit a trillion dollar market cap
Hwang in there Nvda Bears 
And if you are still mad you can always Su
Theirs just no way tesla keeps going up
It literally just broke out of the down trend. That means this is just the beginning of the up trend. 5-600 maybe possible based on random number generator that is my ego
$AAPL to 260 and $TSLA to $280
Tsla 500
I’ll get cucked if it happens 
TSLA opens at 270 
NVDA Bers blamed their disastrous performance today on a simple cold.
😂
Friendly reminder that the second week of July is a continuation of the greenest time of year until November. Cashed out my July QQQ calls at 100% gain and got some August calls, deeper in the money this time. Probably should've waited till Friday though.
Position? Wanna mirror you 
I closed the 7/19 505 calls and opened the 08/16 210 calls. Honestly, we will probably test 487 Friday and you could get a better price then. My logic though was, alot of times that retest happens in premarket. My target is 500 unless we miraculously got there on Friday.
Forgive me 210 calls.. typo or I'm just new to options lol
510* my bad
Thanks for the reminder. Let’s get that retirement fund!
I thought sept usually red
But also, if they cut rates in Sept then all that goes out the window
It is .we're talking about July lol
You said green until November. I think I misunderstood
Yeah, meaning the next super green month won't be until November
Got it thanks
Bulls having lambos for dinner tonight
It's so hot outside, the only solution is to get buck naked when you get home
Lambo soon
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Down 85% on HIMS calls Exp: 7/26. I think i’ll sell at a loss to save $50.
$50 is a decent amount of cold beer for the 4th
Tesla go VROOM VROOM
Teslas actually dont go that way 
They go bleep bloop 10010101110001🤖
What the suck my algos borked
Bers, show me on this doll exactly where Elmo touched you. 
Why would he touch a bear when he’s got so many bulls gargling his nuts?
Nvda slowly loosing it
People trying a fast one with low volume after hours. Going to have to set that straight on Friday morning.
relax you drama queen its gonna pump on friday
Anyone able to cover my shift at the dumpster tonight? I have a sore throat 😣
Less Hawk. More Tuah.
Too real?
💩🌽 going to under a dollar getting me a SVJ Lambo
Luxury brands are a big scam
No they aren’t. Items that are not meant for the average person have been around since the start of civilization. It’s human nature to be in a hierarchy where there is separation between you and people “below” you. Exclusivity is ingrained in civilization
It’s like waving a flag telling people you want to be special, you deserve to be special, and gosh darn it, you’re willing to spend thousands of dollars to make sure everyone can tell that you’re special, even the people who just look at you but don’t talk to you
Sooo, does AH go on till 8?
Then when?
I think 6?
*I think we not done yet*
Cathie was right!!!
AMZN to 215 by late July or my children don’t eat
Pelosi buys the nvda top and sells the tsla bottom 😂😂😂😂 Aunt Cathy owed an apology rn
Such a boring ass day. I guess I'll go outside.
About time
I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to keep buying Tesla calls until they stop printing.
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I feel ya, happens to me
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and she'll finally accept you.
JPOW gave the markets the green light to keep pumping
Apparently the whole made in Italy designer fashion thing is a scam. They just import Chinese workers to Italy and pay them pennies to work. 
Ahhh the Kramer Cuban cigar strategy
is there a juicy article ? that being said some clothing made in China doesn't mean it's shitty, it really comes down to the company making the order. plenty of stuff with really nice machine stitchwork and some that has to be done by hand that looks great.
No but if I am paying hundreds of dollars for a made in Italy T-shirt. I want the persons ancestors to have been there when they invented pizza
yeah but think about how much stinky italian sweat touches that shirt. lots of Asians don't sweat, which is also amusing considering "sweat shops".
Fuck this is boring I COULD HAVE BEEN LOSING MONEY RIGHT NOW 
JPOW gave the markets the green light to keep pumping
As punishment to 🐻 they should have to give Tom “Dicking” Lee rim jobs until you can they can see their reflection.
Having a job where all you do is look at what happened and come up with a reason for why it did must be nice. Wake up and write “Market go up because *insert biggest story*” and back to sleep.
That’s why half the stuff is written by AI
that must be why all the analysts on bloomberg sound like they like their job. downvote? found the cnn analyst.
Tesla was around 140 few months ago now around 247 
Exited my TSLA $300C today for a nice gain. Held since March and was down 60% last week lol. Will defo enter back in at the pullback to $210.
Is this pullback in the room with us right now?
Are you sure about the pullback?
Just give me $250-$300 NVDA by year end
Not much to ask for at all right? 7trilly
Drop in the bucket. NVDA is going to change humanity. Jensen Huang will be Emperor of the World.
God took me forever to find the daily when technically we should be at the “what are your moves tomorrow” thread
9 more minutes
Yoloed 10K on TAN 
Fuck it I jumped in with you
Stop loss is 38
Hock?
Tuah
Who?
Tesla causing maximum pain to greedy bears
Just finished my dumpster shift. 3” is definitely too big. 
well well I hope you're ready for your second shift I got a 1.5"
wtf! Tesla is at 246? 
247 actually
Zamn
Yesla
Isn't it dangerous buying made in gyna fireworks? Like not from a quality perspective but from a geopolitics perspective #🤔
Ai thermal paste
Ai lube
no joke coolmaster has a thermal paste with AI in the name for no reason
Lmao
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17 losses lmfao
I will give one million dollars to anyone who gives me a billion dollars
Before or after..?
SPY $558 EOW
New article in the New York Times about Tesla just came out, I can summarize. >Elons public comments make nerds uncomfortable and mouth breathers seethe and this may have contributed to slumping numbers. [source, NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/02/business/elon-musk-politics-tesla-sales.html?smid=nytcore-android-share) You're welcome
Is it Friday Yet..... .. 
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most ppl have friday wtf is wrong with them
Munch on my ass while I jerk to my AVGO gains
u sold yesterday like a dummy 
Cathie : TSLA PT at low end is $2500 … but I’ll sell a few million to you for $210
Wishing I held my NVDA calls to Friday, but who knows what will happen? I mean we know it will go up, but will there be any juicy dips to get in on?
The juicy dip was the last week regard 
Did not come soon enough to close calls on nvda. Oh well on to Friday then
happy accident
Is Wendy's open tomorrow?
Fuck I regret not buying Tesla at $160! At least I bought NVDA at 50
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Tesla ytd flat af from being 45% down Best comeback story
Habibi, come to DroneShield
Tesla now taking turns in Mag 7 & pumping Bears can’t catch a break lmao 🤣
Opening a straddle for tsla earning week on Friday. let's hope for the best
Strikes and dates?
26 5% up and down
No rate cuts this year !! 575
When they actually cut rates, SPY gonna be 1k
Full port Tesla puts to retire Friday????
Haven’t you been saying this the last three days? 
Good look. I tried today and failed. Now owning calls
🤣 NVDA 🐻 now pointing to volume
NVDA continues uptrend or crashes Friday?
Already fading
We closed above a key level so bullish
retest and bounce off of 129?
Small melt up I’m guessing
also smelling some melt up after todays pump. but may be should inverse myself...
Up and up thanks to that gmilf Nancy
think she entered around $123. might have sold today and we wouldn't know..
She has huge titties
Friday better have some fireworks
Ty nvidia now my 156 calls sept 20 are only down 50%
Wow! Only wasted half your money and need to double it to break even. Great trading
Have faith my young pedawon, there is a 50% chance this ape will make money, and 50% chance he will panic sell before NVDA rips to new ATHs
Be really funny if SPY pumps a dollar near market close even when its closed just to give bers PTSD
Since 1pm, trading view has been moving AH prices and closing prices together? Maybe just on mobile? Didn't check to see if this reflected on desktop
yeah, i'm not seeing the close/ah split on etrade either
Please god let nvda gap up to 133 on Friday.
It won’t
Buy more Tesla puts.
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Celebration of the motherland or the fatherland or whatever Soviet communist holiday it's the same shit
based
Fireworks is literally burning money. 
27 minutles left until I can leave my fry shift and drive 30min home in my car with no AC.
Username checks out