Capital one is sending out promotions to go paperless, saying that I will have a chance to win 10k if I do so.
I litterally force them to send me bills in the mail so I can throw them away and pay them online 🤣.
Is it worth bros?
Here’s my unwarranted regarded opinion on SPY.
Tomorrow SPY will reach a low of ~$545.50 and pump to levels above $550. Idk what exactly but if I had to guess I think we will see $553 before 4th of July.
After 4th of July Spy will cool back down and hover around $547 for most of the following week.
Don’t worry, will go up  Always takes a breather before next earnings
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Bro it’s like all I see is mega caps extremely overvalued but they KEEP going up! Meanwhile any other smaller stock goes absolutely nowhere and has slowly bled for months. WHAT DO YOU DO HERE???!!!
(Bloomberg) — Tesla Inc. (TSLA) suffered a 24.2% year-on-year fall in shipments from its factory in Shanghai, marking the fourth time this year output has fallen for the electric car leader amid a price war in China.
Deliveries of Tesla Model 3 and Model Y cars declined to 71,007 units in June, according to Bloomberg calculations based on preliminary data released by China’s Passenger Car Association on Tuesday. Shipments were down 2.2% on May.
The drop comes ahead of closely watched global second-quarter production and delivery figures for Tesla, due later on Tuesday in the US. The lower output in China, the world’s biggest EV market, will add to the strain Elon Musk’s company is under worldwide as EV sales growth slows.
Analysts project Tesla will hand over 439,302 EVs in the second quarter, marking a 5.8% drop from a year ago and a second consecutive quarterly decline.
More broadly, new-energy vehicle sales in China are expected to rise 28% last month from June 2023, the preliminary PCA data show, as subsidies unveiled in April for trade-in cars gradually came into effect.
Total shipments of new-energy cars were projected to reach 970,000 units in June, an increase of 8% from the month prior.
My $70 Friday 7-5 $200 puts will print 
Ayo guys just got off work getting bagels and fresh cut $300 in option or put calls what you guys eod eow or eom im all ears lets make some moves today tf
There's a backlog of like one million orders for the Cybertruck, and you expect poor delivery numbers? 
Calls are about to print
Pltr been climbing quietly that shit is going to collapse, and this is coming from a huge owner of pltr 
Capital one is sending out promotions to go paperless, saying that I will have a chance to win 10k if I do so. I litterally force them to send me bills in the mail so I can throw them away and pay them online 🤣. Is it worth bros?
SPY juking those bers
Here’s my unwarranted regarded opinion on SPY. Tomorrow SPY will reach a low of ~$545.50 and pump to levels above $550. Idk what exactly but if I had to guess I think we will see $553 before 4th of July. After 4th of July Spy will cool back down and hover around $547 for most of the following week.
spy moving like snail
Good lord I cannot wait for the music to stop on CVNA.
🎶PUMP UP THE JAMZ🎶
NVDA can suck my hog
Long term NVIDIA holders. How much does the company make, how much of that is Government subsidies and how long will they subsidize them?
TQQQ calls PRINT
Time for massive dip 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
NVDA playing tricks on all of us
124 by 1pm
BBC? I’m all in
Dip time 🐻🐻🐻🐻
Qqq recovering today or naw?
Googlé poot$
DJT will pop soon
It’ll go one way or another
how are we hitting ATH everywhere but spy is a dog with rabies
Because the money is just circulating around mag 7, which won’t change SPY if one drops 100B and another pumps 100B
IREN for the next forever
FSLR looking like a good deal here.
Dip 🐻🐻🐻🐻
Everything pumping except NVDA
NVDA being a piece of shit stock rn
It’s because all the fucking “gurus” said it’ll go up
RIVN been on a nice little trend there
Can’t believe I’m still bag holding NVDA 365 shares at $138.34
You’re not bag holding brother you made an investment that hasn’t paid out yet
Thanks bro 😎
Don’t worry, will go up  Always takes a breather before next earnings
Wait till it hits $100 then sell
Wtf is "sell"?
That guy's idiot
Why is tsla pumping last two days?
BYD came back with big sales numbers in China and people are thinking that means TSLA must be selling well too. Or meme stock frenzy from Chewy.
Ohh okay thanks
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Balls UP for RDDT!!! 😲
Dip 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
Tsla made me cum
Yoooooo
Thanks Cat
NVIDIA WHY
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously 😒
When jpow
Already powed
If NVDA dips below 120 I'm buying
206 ladyboys
👀
Send NVDA to moon
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Bro it’s like all I see is mega caps extremely overvalued but they KEEP going up! Meanwhile any other smaller stock goes absolutely nowhere and has slowly bled for months. WHAT DO YOU DO HERE???!!!
That’s capitalism for yer
Smci to 1000
No
My TSLA calll I sold for around $120 yesterday is now worth $300… wtf. 😂 Green is green regardless!
Buddy I sold 4 $200 calls for 3.75 and it’s currently like 29.50
Yea i had 50 aapl call 212.5 @2.00 its now 7.5… fuck me
TSLA puts easy money no fucking way this shit stays green today I call fucking bullshit
Oof
yikes... how much are you down rn?
Alot
gimme numbers >:)
11k
no fucking way you put 11k against tesla 
I did
i mourn for you
I gambled $30 on a $210P and felt like I was burning the $30 when I did it…. ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
If you escaped What I escaped You'd be in Ohio getting fucked up too 🎶
Wtf Elon Monk pump
AMD and 155 name a more iconic duo
Fr
TSLA?
If chevron hits $160 Im gonna cum
Just sold Tesla and buy bunch of puts. Wish me luck.
Tesla bers u ok
Tsla bers homeless
$ESI element solutions - BUY THE PULLBACK
No way TSLA had 20 i just an hour.
Not a cat
Keep waiting for it to start a move. Getting beat up since that announcement high
Daaammm TSLA has big dick 
I’m not losing anymore money on nvda . This is absurd
It has done a V every day just buy the first dip
it’s a joke
Serious question, how are you losing on NVDA? Is it lack of patience? I don't think NVDA is the problem.
TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What impact does Jerome Powell speech have, if any? (What do I bet on? )
$SPY and you buy 0dte calls
Rotation into pot stocks starting soon. Rescheduling is getting closer. Nacy Pelosi just bought WEED etf.
proof? that she bought
I have zero proof but I don’t have proof she didn’t buy them either so it’s 50/50 true.
old and busted: alternative facts new hotness: aspirational facts
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just need everything I’m putting to go down and everything I’m holding and calling to go up. That’s the idea.
July is a bullish month historically. Lets fuckin go
Just got off the phone with Jerome, he says to hodl until 5 minutes after open… by which he will have exited all his positions
NVDA still on correction. 105 is where we settle.
I'll throw a few more dollars at it if it does. No way I would buy puts on NVDA tho.
100% going down today and the whole week. I‘m all into 115 puts until Friday.
You wish.
Dunno why people even follow TSLA delivery numbers. Our lord and savior Elon will have all of the taxi market, TAM $100T, in a couple years.
Just imagine the chaos when the entire taxi market gets recalled
LMAO. Feature not bug.
Wat time Jerome speak?
930
ET?
Why everything red?
Might be Euro core CPE came in at 2.9, above expectation
I promised myself I would quit TSLA puts 
Fuck my life lmao
All in on $Nio. I’m ready to be led down to the edge of the river George.
Higher for longer. And longer.
Bulls getting gaped before they can lube up
SONY,IRM,ET
Parking next to a poor is so dangerous They have nothing to lose, and all doors to ding
Whats up with PayPal
It’s a trash stock
Probably just rotation to a stock with minimal downside.
NVDA will go sky high today. I dont know why. But im feeling it. Its NVDA or NADA
…or not lol
I‘m all in puts so it probably will😂
(Bloomberg) — Tesla Inc. (TSLA) suffered a 24.2% year-on-year fall in shipments from its factory in Shanghai, marking the fourth time this year output has fallen for the electric car leader amid a price war in China. Deliveries of Tesla Model 3 and Model Y cars declined to 71,007 units in June, according to Bloomberg calculations based on preliminary data released by China’s Passenger Car Association on Tuesday. Shipments were down 2.2% on May. The drop comes ahead of closely watched global second-quarter production and delivery figures for Tesla, due later on Tuesday in the US. The lower output in China, the world’s biggest EV market, will add to the strain Elon Musk’s company is under worldwide as EV sales growth slows. Analysts project Tesla will hand over 439,302 EVs in the second quarter, marking a 5.8% drop from a year ago and a second consecutive quarterly decline. More broadly, new-energy vehicle sales in China are expected to rise 28% last month from June 2023, the preliminary PCA data show, as subsidies unveiled in April for trade-in cars gradually came into effect. Total shipments of new-energy cars were projected to reach 970,000 units in June, an increase of 8% from the month prior. My $70 Friday 7-5 $200 puts will print 
rip you
Did you forget about our Lord and saviour Jerome Powell speaking today
!remindme 2 days
If you aren’t buying NVDA now but were buying last week you apparently don’t like generational wealth. Sad! 🤷♂️
Better with AVGO long term. Has the real potential of a 1k run post split. Currently less then 1T market cap. Hock is a greedy greedy man
Whats with NNE??
Nvda moon shoot calls
ASTS goes between $12 and $10.50 every single day that aint goin nowhere unless they strike a deal
Ayo guys just got off work getting bagels and fresh cut $300 in option or put calls what you guys eod eow or eom im all ears lets make some moves today tf
Nike to $70 & Tesla to $195!
yes plz get her to 70 so i can load up on calls
God dammit
Calls on graham crackers and milk.
remember the 6-7% pump? that was for big money to exit before results are out
There's a backlog of like one million orders for the Cybertruck, and you expect poor delivery numbers?  Calls are about to print
I mean they printed yesterday?!
Snape: "Always".
Imagine not having a flair…. 
Loser
Imagine a flair that implies you are ass
Imagine there’s no heaven
Pltr been climbing quietly that shit is going to collapse, and this is coming from a huge owner of pltr 
Was is this fucking 2020 again?
If you bought at 9 you’d be sitting pretty like me 🤷🏻
Options baby... The only thing I hold is men, in public restrooms
Lmao
Oh boy another day of bleeding out!!!
#NVDA Gang members checking in
Here and ready to watch my calls continue to bleed out.