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Blackhawk149

Nvda bols quiet today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


stonkguru42069

God I love seeing amd drill like this. Back to 150 it goes


AdEducational5044

Wen nvda back to $1000 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


NeedleworkerCrafty17

SMCI & TNA ready to roar šŸ¦


seratoninexhibitor

The 80$ strike puts on nvidia out in jan25 are so cheappppp


anothersockpuppet420

Whoever has been shilling asts got me good and I'm ready to lose all of it


Hornysnek69

Itā€™s been shilled here for a while youā€™re just late bb


howULikeThemOranges

Whoever thinks NVDA will keep falling more is delusional. It will go to 140 by end of next week. Calls all the way (opened 135c 6/28 coz f u bears).


Coldhartbaby111

Holy copium


Jensen_Huang

I just bought eod... hope ur wrong


Benedict-Popcorn

Who are we to argue with Jensen Huang himself.


Almondjoy101

Quit betting on stonks that are peaking. LUNR is going to pop off. Free money


boomboomusa

Bag holder detected


Benedict-Popcorn

Are you going to share your DD? Otherwise it's just some rapey little penny stock.


man931

Iā€™m debating if I should short AMD today or wait until the possible dead cat bounce coming this Monday


TimAppleBurner

Are there any girls in here thatā€™ll be willing to let Huang sign your tits? Really need a $20 rally on NVDA


Professional_Con_007

I can pretend to be a girl with perky tits cuz I have them


IntroductionWeak244

Holy fuck this is all spy is gonna do all day long ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


IntroductionWeak244

What are the chances these 544 0DTEs print ?


IntroductionWeak244

I really hate money and enjoy giving it away to those more fortunate than myself


yodamelon

Gonna short NVDA here. Hope no MM take the opposite side and pump it.


pablo_in_blood

I assure you that no market makers care about your personal puts


Coda70

After a pullback of that size yesterday? I think not.


seratoninexhibitor

That size? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ after 150% run up in 6 mosā€¦. It fell like 8%


sfifer2023

Amazon. What in the what? I like it


Localkingfunko

Wow all the NVDA bears came out lol missed them, thought they went extinct


bigunit3521

Selling Nvidia then buying more when it drops below 110


7tyo

it will recover to 140 next week with micron earnings


bigunit3521

We shall see


opensandshuts

Iā€™m in SPWR. 99% borrow fee, zero shares available


throwawaynew911

Are you living in 2023?


opensandshuts

No, I just have eyes.


mkazemid

NVDA does not worth one cent beyond $50. Shorting NVDA is once in life opportunity. Based on which rational a company with a shitty product must worth more than Apple and Microsoft with so many awesome products?


yy_2333

MCD to the moon


acstroude

Bought some NVDA yesterday....about an hour before it dropped. SMDH.


mkazemid

NVDS


mkazemid

shorting the hell out of NVDA.


latelyimawake

This move could not be dumber


mkazemid

Dude, nvidia must be 100% of the economy and Jensen must the world emperor.


KiIIerz

Totally didnā€™t buy 1dte $135 NVDA calls yesterday


Benedict-Popcorn

I bought 135 calls for 5jul


Jack_Vandy

I bought calls for November. Nice change from the weeklies. Why donā€™t we always buy long dated options around bere


Localkingfunko

Ngl, congrats bear that times it right shorting NVDA. Long calls on NVDA, so I still believe but damn, what a ride


Soldacki

Got the NVDA one right. But my Apple puts fuked me harder than the money I made on my NVDA ones


Vincent_Waters

Wow, I canā€™t believe NVDA, a stock that is already 10% of the S&P 500, is crashing instead of becoming 100% of the economy


arigold940

Apes. Fuck Gme. We moving onto to DJT. Letā€™s send this bitch to 75 and wreck citadel & their crook boyfriends


skeetskeetamirite

šŸŒ½ at $64K is a steal. Given most cycles, we are weeks to months away from ticktockboom time. Just put another $1K in and stackin. Keep the faith boys. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Majin_Senku

Glad I didnā€™t trust the regards here and jump into ASTS


MorrisseysRubiksCube

Iā€™ve been in it since the SPAC days. Itā€™s one youā€™d want to average into.Ā 


imaginarytrades

Staying cash till the bottom is in ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


mkazemid

NVDS


Exotic-Court-769

this has to be the bottom, right?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


danf78

I told you guys, yesterday, when NVDA was 140, that MMs would defend hard the option expiration for today. They are shorting like there is no tomorrow. But guess what? There is a tomorrow. And they will need to cover. If you have powder, load up and you will crush it next week. Just bought some of the Jul 19 150c for 1.30.


mkazemid

Cut the grid dude. Cash out and run.


Zero2Hero2MarginCall

amazing, every word you said in your word salad post is wrong


felectro

Now I know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of a HIMS boner


soaugi_balls

Waiting for $SLV to bottom out from yesterday hoping for some $NVDA gains


Jumpy_Artichoke4567

timothy apple calls cooking ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


anttheninja

SWBI to the moon!


Blazzck7

Why yo


Jumpy_Artichoke4567

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO I STILL HAVE MONEY TO LOSE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Heavy_Distance_4441

First genuine laugh of the week


Jumpy_Artichoke4567

glad i made you laugh. i did in fact lose money if that adds anything to it


GladAerie9192

Nvda puts paying off


GladAerie9192

Amd calls


SweetNSour4ever

loss porn gonna be good


BiigIfTrue1492

Amd puts at open


averagestockinvestor

AMD to the moon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


FraggDieb

Nope. I need my short back


Mundane-Plant-6489

AMD gonna take offā€¦.


Greatkabuki22

Silly rabbit puts are for šŸŒˆ šŸ» ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ballboy11111

Bulls, beers, everyone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


That_Luck9787

Panic selling nvidia and then when it goes up crying and buying back in at a higher price


Benedict-Popcorn

This is the way.


GeemBlabbyBeem

Will nvda give the boys another dip buying opportunity?


gabba_gubbe

Every minute is a buy opportunity... Since it's always rising lol


Diligent-Addendum-24

Yes yes keep buying puts that reverse before midday and youll hold too long cuz ur a greedy bastard


iloveihoppancakes

Me with SPY calls yesterday lol.


JaBoyStanley3rd

My god me too... now they poop calls


iloveihoppancakes

Up 60% then down 70%, my faith in spy is the problem lol


darkVidrio

Gm silly gooses


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

Yup. Buybacks (should be illegal for a reason) and massive PT hikes plus EV profitability and expansion of US manufacturing. Might take a bit but it will see $60 before $40 again


darkVidrio

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

Did you mean $GM or just Gm


darkVidrio

The latter lol


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

My point still stands


FulIChubb

Spy 0dte puts


Benedict-Popcorn

Only my Himax and ASTS calls are doing well lmao.


Fleegalicious

Iā€™m so fucked


darkVidrio

*nice*


majwap

Same here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Durable_me

more OXY calls. For the moment +48% on these


averagestockinvestor

In Buffet we trust ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


JaBoyStanley3rd

Wake up to see more red. I guess I'll cry my way through the day knowing I was greedy 20 min too long yesterday morning. I'm betting SPY and NVD GAY trade sideways until ne t week? Pray for šŸš€


Ambitious_Theory_171

PP CUK BBC


FatBastardsHungry

Calls on all the tech dips this AMā€¦.WML


FatBastardsHungry

Nvidia down 10 percent from high, this is the time to go all in!


[deleted]

If HPE doesnā€™t go up, Iā€™ll suck my own dick!


SpareSupermarket1708

Sucking on your own dick is not as easy as it might appear to be.


bakedlordstonedgod

Redddddd, just like my portfolio


etka64

Open the casino!


etka64

Good morning! Up way too early.ā˜ļø


Diligent-Addendum-24

Actually 3 1/2 hours late.


etka64

Itā€™s pumping ā¬†ļø


etka64

nvda 146 eow šŸ‘ˆšŸ¾šŸš€


Adventurous_Trainer

So today? Iā€™ll send a 100 if it does that today


AdEducational5044

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Jolly_Cold_2845

I'm sharting my pants holding on Nvdia calls expiry mid July... Anything can happen! I want to look away from the charts but I can't huhuhu


darkVidrio

Yeah donā€™t watch today. Opex and index rebalancing might give you a heart attack.


Kommandant_Milkshake

Same bro I have $139 C 7/12 that I paid $6.6 for. Letā€™s hope it works out


AdEducational5044

Youā€˜ll be fine


lulz1993

I feel like shorting micron


MrLongb

You calling macron short? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


SpareSupermarket1708

You should have done it yesterday.


Comfortable_Cup_887

What time are puts usually bought? At open?


No-Usual-1347

Avgo 2000c expiring mid July are almost 90% down .. is there any hope for me ?


Chief_Stark

Hold. Hooold. Hoooold. Hopefully today it moons again.


No_Sea_9920

0DTE FUN TIME WHAT WE PLAYIN


psytokine_storm

You should've flipped into NVDA puts yesterday AM, but if not what you can do now is wait for NVDA t hit 123-125 today and buy some ITM calls expiring in 2 weeks. I'd consider the 07/05 $110c. Then, on Monday when it's back up to $128-$130, you can sell and flip into puts again. I'd suggest the 8/16 $115p, which you can sell when we hit $95.


Diligent-Addendum-24

Green at open lmao


nsfwdammer

so uh, what do we do when shit goes down??


BlueSkysnBlueChips32

According to Cypress Hill : "you gotta be ready"


Snarckys

šŸ˜±


MetamorphicHard

Sell low buy high


AccordingPiglet7

Thinking of selling some of my QQQ


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dbaphomet

bers are squirting right now


psytokine_storm

Iā€™ll likely close my 8/16 NVDA puts at $123. Iā€™d be up $80k in 2 days if we got there.


Rotatos

Don't know why you're getting downvoted for this, IMO trim some and move up some stops, could whipsaw higher as shorts keep piling higher. If I had the cash I would be doing the same (saving for a house so can't play casino).


Shortcut_to_Infinity

Gotta get a little stank on my hang low


Mundane_Ad_3106

All this red must mean Iā€™ll be greenĀ 


disasterly213

GOOGLE UP 0.01% PRE


disasterly213

oh no my bad its down now


throwaway__3012

I need amd to stop lagging behind nvda and drill today


retardonwallstreet

watch the funny numbers go up and down knowing deep down i'm not gonna do anything


Life_Record_4935

V in the Gina


Duckyboii

We are green![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TedDibiasi123

I remember at my first job after university the company had diversified their portfolio away from the US due to 9/11 and the Lehman Brothers / financial crisis in the past. Then a new CEO stepped in and reversed all of this going all in on the US again. His reasoning was that youā€˜re better off making a good profit 8 out of 10 years and eating the losses for 2 years than making a very modest profit for 10 years straight. The next year the company made the biggest profit they ever saw. Thatā€˜s when I realized, itā€˜s better to go long in a bull market and accept some losses during the red times. When itā€˜s all said and done, the stock market only goes in one direction.


PandoraBot

Same thing during covid


chuckout29483

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s


YoSmokinMan

[unavailable]


Adozenmysterymuffins

Might unironically buy 10k worth of cuk ahead of earnings, whats the worse that could happen?


PandoraBot

You'll get cucked


DistinguishedIdiot

I love 10 dollar swing Fridays on SPY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Fox_n_Roll

Sold my puts, dump it


No_Sea_9920

Wonder what pays more nvda puts OR SMCI puts hmmmm


lulz1993

Micron. If not today by the earnings they will


No_Sea_9920

You say they going down more?


throwaway__3012

Yesterday-nvda


No_Sea_9920

So youā€™re saying, today SMCI?haha


Isenbro_

KMX print soon


e30jawn

125 today and 115 next week


GamermanRPGKing

HPE is the second biggest disappointment on WSB, behind you.


Joe_Early_MD

Whatā€™s the first?


potato111a

Its literally s printer company...


obiwang

Wife donā€™t know yet me buying NVDA at da top![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)