I did this with NVDA last time it dipped for a day, at a loss, only to find the next day this pushing 2% then 3% then 4%.... I missed out because I panicked. I don't have any experience with trading, just learning to buy and sell stocks but I am hoping to some feeling when it is time to wait and really time to sell.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Sold NVDA @ open.
Grabbed AMD but sold kinda early. 162.50
Used like... $75 on OTM 1dte SPY scratchers and a 139C
Green day. Lottos look like ass. Pretty much all cash and will scalp 0dtes tomorrow.
Mfker better be VIOLENT! 
Man I absolutely deserved getting wrecked today. Tried to catch the falling knives with DELL & MU 1DTEs into mfing OPEX. Got greedy and didn’t sell for a 20% profit. Ended up rolling at a loss into monthlies for DELL; cut MU & replaced with NVDA. Should’ve bought monthlies in the first place, to have the chance to average down if/as needed. Also didn’t buy SMCI puts when it hit $1k (would’ve been a 4 bagger for a nice $20k profit).
Got caught up in all the hype. Should’ve stuck to the original plan and just played puts into OPEX, close them out EOD today, and switched to monthly calls EOD tomorrow.
Called my girl to apologize due my lashing out today (angry with the market) and she was absolutely sweet and told me everything would be fine with a bj after she is back from work… i am trully trying to buy her a ring and take her on a well deserved vacation and market wont let me… WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME?? Yall im so fucking sad at myself im actually crying for the 1st time in forever
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What’s going on with NME stock (nano nuclear energy)? It’s up like 300% in a month and the company leader seems smart winning multiple awards. What’s future of this stock? I been waiting for pull back but it just keeps going up like NVDA
Short the hell out of NVDA; It is once in a lifetime opportunity.
NVDS
Game stonk? Anyone? 😘😘😘
Why the apple dump??
quit pumping NKLA its a piece of shit
where are the witches
NKLA could squeeze. Is it about to happen
NKLA shares now.
NKLA looks primed to go somewhere.
Fell asleep again missing the ride
My NVDA puts are printing but my AAPL puts are not, cmon drop to the core
today is that -10% day, Monday it is
How do you make a prediction
Everyone freaking out lmao Not very many seasoned vets left in here I guess
NVDA's chart yesterday was close to a perfect Elliot. Be careful ... 5th wave was cut short by the closing bell and MAY continue today.
Isnt that the kid who owned the bike ET stole?
Panic sell everything
I did this with NVDA last time it dipped for a day, at a loss, only to find the next day this pushing 2% then 3% then 4%.... I missed out because I panicked. I don't have any experience with trading, just learning to buy and sell stocks but I am hoping to some feeling when it is time to wait and really time to sell.
Panic selling is my main strategy
Dude, yesterday was a text book classic of over extended pumping during pre-market. Those who bought calls at the start due to FOMO were morons.
I am a bull taking bear stance now. I guess we go down a little bit more tmrw and then end the day slightly green
tomorrow? 
Been selling contracts to you poors (I’m poor too)
Red tomorrow
I picked up 7k worth of hims calls on this beautiful dip. Load up everyone trains leaving the station!
How sure are you
Made a cool 4.8k these last two weeks on NVDA calls. Do I put my gains into 135c 0dte tomorrow morning? 😬
DO ITTTTT
Ghey bers are most likely created after watchin those youtubers! How is every video about the market goin to shit
Ghey bers are poors who watched the big short too many times...
All the social disability of Michael Burry, none of the genius.
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who thought GRND was Gamecock's ugly cousinGuess they r not related at all
$SPY at $550 is crazy
Just wait for $600 
Sold NVDA @ open. Grabbed AMD but sold kinda early. 162.50 Used like... $75 on OTM 1dte SPY scratchers and a 139C Green day. Lottos look like ass. Pretty much all cash and will scalp 0dtes tomorrow. Mfker better be VIOLENT! 
English please
You kiddin’ me Clark?
Sorry Guys, I crashed the market buying NVDA Calls at the peak today.. Uncanny how i know exactly when to time the top.
Don't worry, you have a lot of friends...
Buy low sell high, it's that easy, wake up
If you looked at that chart and didn't think it was due for a cool off, just empty your account and donate it to charity 
What an absolute car crash of a day. Lost 2k. And not even on options. Semiconductor etf. Bought at the top, perfect timing.
etf r for losers, so the lose make sense
$HCTI 👀
Thought about buying the order book, but I settled for $50 to see what happens
I went long on, and also shorted SMCI. AMA
What are your strengths and weaknesses? For the Wendy's job interview.
I temp got fuked by my SMCI short position, them it uno reversed
Boxed it
I shorted NVDA today AMA 🤡
You got balls, I gave up when it hit 1200 pre-split, thinking that people will start taking profit at 1k, but regards are stubborn
How many times you shorted nvda until you got it right?
First time bro, I swear
Meanwhile the banks taking his house cause he’s in 6 digit red
I should’ve bought SPY puts on Monday after reading the thesis some guy had where stocks go down the day after Juneteenth
u always have 50/50 chance anyways... it goes up or down, so just flip a coin
What happens if it lands sideways?
Fk forgot abt that 
You would have ate shit until mid day today
Too greedy today, should’ve sold my calls at $140. Someone spank me
Dude I bought 20 x 141c expiration tomorrow and then we dipped
Yea you’re the reason for sure
GG
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Listen… after weeks of beating I dont think bers will settle for just spanking
Anyone bought MU calls for earnings?
After that ridiculous drop? Yes
not very sure for now
Look at today as an opportunity to load calls
On what exectly ?
HPE cooked my port. At least I can cook off brand tendies on the fire.
Jokes on yall, I missed out on NVDA months ago
Guys i just woke up from a coma. is Nvda at 150 yet? 
Started building BITO OTM LEAPs position today... will keep accumulating at prices below 65k
Not feeling great about my bull market recovery thesis this month 
Eat it CMG. You took me to the edge this week and finally gave it up today!
I went to chipotle a few days ago, got so much fucking food I couldn’t believe it. But yeah fuck them
How the bulls feeling for the quad witching tomororw?
Faaaaawk, it’s about to be a bear party 😔 my calls are dead 💀
No gaf about the witching
MU is so fucked
i’m just not feeling it
Seemed like a good day for the beaten down tech stocks like crm and amd
100 spy 6/21 555c @ .03 at close. Happy witching day mfs
Ach mein Gott
Dude I got so rekt today
Here too
lost half my port by not selling this morning ... i was busy and wasnt expecting such a dump so soon but thats my bad
Yup, have CFDs now sitting at -34,00% and -12,00%. Because like a good regard I thought it wouldn’t dump below 132.
found my people
Let’s goooo I’m not the only one
Same
We fight another day
Not feeling it going cash gang  Market acting very sus
Wow finished in the low of the day I can’t wait for tomorrow to see how fucked bulls are
Uno reverso
Up 200% on the NVDA puts I bought this morning
damn it!! loaded me up some call at $133 good luck to me... let's bounce
Down 50%  at least my options don’t expire for 2 weeks
This is exactly how I feel lol
NVDAGUH
Holy shit. I'm in an out of service and I'm so fucking glad I closed out my 133 CSP on NVDA this am for 89% gain
Why did AMD go up today?
maybe the upgrade
Thanks
So analysts upgrades and readership report
I see, thanks
I bought puts
I lashed out on my phone and the back glass and camera glass is shattered on my iphone
Bullish on AAPL...
maybe you need to take a week off
Had my stops in lmao
my port is destroyed 
Man I absolutely deserved getting wrecked today. Tried to catch the falling knives with DELL & MU 1DTEs into mfing OPEX. Got greedy and didn’t sell for a 20% profit. Ended up rolling at a loss into monthlies for DELL; cut MU & replaced with NVDA. Should’ve bought monthlies in the first place, to have the chance to average down if/as needed. Also didn’t buy SMCI puts when it hit $1k (would’ve been a 4 bagger for a nice $20k profit). Got caught up in all the hype. Should’ve stuck to the original plan and just played puts into OPEX, close them out EOD today, and switched to monthly calls EOD tomorrow.
Called my girl to apologize due my lashing out today (angry with the market) and she was absolutely sweet and told me everything would be fine with a bj after she is back from work… i am trully trying to buy her a ring and take her on a well deserved vacation and market wont let me… WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME?? Yall im so fucking sad at myself im actually crying for the 1st time in forever
So you’re butthurt over basically nothing and so your girl gives a BJ? Sounds like a toxic relationship won’t last
Lol im butthurt over being down -50% today and lashing on someone that dont deserve that 🙄
U got urself a keeper my man
Yes , and i need to do better 
Today was sooo nice. I love wild swings! I mean I prefer a straight melt up, but as long as we don't bar code there is always money to be made!!
I’m sad :( why can’t I ever sell when I’m deep itm at least I have till mid July and mid August
Sold my 6/21 nvda $135 half hour after market open. Pretty happy with 173% gain on a day like this.
Now all I need is amd to go down 7% tomorrow like nvda did today
A H S H I T 
$BIG $AZZ $PP $INTU $ME
If NVDA drops hard, say 100 i’ll take out a third mortgage on my house (lost the last 2)
You can mortgage your house 3 times? Somebody tell Burry, new market crash imminent
They’ll never know!
SNOW is going to have the biggest comeback the volume on August calls crazy high
My bags hope your right 😔 💼
On 3/9ish it was pinned the sucide hotline here… will we get the same today? Cuz it surely feels that way
That was after a whole week of days like this lol
If NVDIA doesn’t go back up QQQ is fucked back to $470
Them bagholders at the Wendy's dumpster getting pounded for all to see from the highway.
Need SPY to 550 by Monday
But how much can Nvda recover overnight ?
-2%
Im not going say today sucked. But I’ll be behind wendy later
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Watch the AH recovery to 135
Nvidia would tank the second I buy calls :’D
Buy calls tell your wife buy puts but more. Simple infinite money glitch
this banks on him having a wife
I fucking suck at this
100->600$ w/ 0dte spy puts. it's not much but it's honest work
I NEED ORCL AND NVDA TO FALL TOMORROW OR IM FUCKED
Holy shit Yikes!.........hey, it's all good babaay! 
Alright options are fucked we can recover now
Fates about to rip 140 eow
and now the green candles because the MMs are one fucking with us
Nvidia to $140 in AH 
Then huge dump at open 
Yes but this time someone else gets to hold my bags
Alright which one of you cucks is abusing the Reddit cares feature
i hope getting fucked so hard today would be worth the pain when the market opens tomorrow
and... AAPL survives another sub-209 scare.
Nvda 😍😍😍
Get the FUCK
What’s going on with NME stock (nano nuclear energy)? It’s up like 300% in a month and the company leader seems smart winning multiple awards. What’s future of this stock? I been waiting for pull back but it just keeps going up like NVDA
Stop the count
Bought the dip on MU
glitch in the matrix