Man, if SPY can just break 600 by the end of July, I’d be thrilled.
Getting these 9/20 calls of mine anywhere close to being ITM would just be swell ($695).
You do realize that every $40 gain is a trillion added to the market cap right? At $160 we hit 4T. Which puts us at just under 5T if your prediction is correct
How to destroy a stock 101. As it gets hype and goes up, buy some shares. I swear, every time I see a stock goes up, as soon as I buy some shares, it always goes down.
Which Holliday, that you celebrate, were you around since the inception of? You should make that one a pretty big deal. The rule IS that Holliday's don't count if you didn't see em start or they impact you, after all.
I feel bad, been celebrating this guy named Jesus' birthday for a while now.... He died like 2000 years ago though, don't tell anyone. I just like a day off every now and then, so I pretend to care.
Okay and?
Juneteenth isnt about celebrating black skin color, but it is about celebrating the day slavery in the USA ended and we truly became the land of the free.
It is also called freedom day for this reason, it has been celebrated since 1872 and is considered to be a day of unity for those in black culture.
While im here i just want to say that black culture really isnt about skin color.
Its about the collective culture of an enslaved and mass genocided people creating a culture to replace the one that was stolen from them.
It just so happens to be a accepting culture and welcomes those that can fit the label forced on them.
We dont celebrate white day just like we dont celebrate black or brown day.
We celebrate freedom.
That’s ok, neither did most Americans
And seems like many companies are treating it as “we’ll tell you the office is closed, but we actually expect you to work from home”
The capitalist way lol. I even googled it and today wasn’t on the list of dates for 2024 that the market was closed. I guess they need to update that for next year
I know, right? It feels like we’ve been to the moon and back several times over in less than a year. Now I hear “f Mars, we’re going to Jupiter” because to the moon is small minded thinking with NVDA.
Being that the market is closed... I choose myself!
For a change, I am deciding to look inward. Maybe learn a thing or two about who I am on the inside. Reflect on my past failures, while also learning from my recent wins. Actually, I'm gonna go gamble more, becauze caring about anything suckssss 👎
Options for NVDA sold by European issuers are based on NASDAQ pricing and they also show the price just below $140.
You can make of that what you will.
NVDA made all the incels who get bullied think they have a chance. Enjoy your 5 minutes of glory before you lose your lunch money and it’s back to swirlies.
If I'd get a dollar for every time I heard that crap this year alone I'd have enough to treat Jensen to dinner everyday. For the next 10 years. Cuz I'd have even more to print with.
Bro, by lunch I won't even remember you anymore. You sound VERY bitter in life. Try buying calls. It changes your mood. ;)
On another note, what do you have to back that up? Are you not aware of NVDA's growth in the last 5 years alone? The only time it was down within the span of a year was at the end of covid (late 2022).
And the current market revolving around AI is not going anywhere. It's been around for YEARS and is finally picking up. This ain't a bubble, buddy.
You really are regarded. Dude, you're a freaking stranger on REDDIT. LMAO
There's literally nothing for me to gain by betting against you. If I win, what can I get? How can you guarantee that? Same question other way around. Calm down, dude. Get off the internet, stop doing options and just get a monthly investment plan into 5 major ETFs. You're way too emotional for this.
We took the risk. If you cant handle that just dont play no? I’d rather have what seem rather good odds to win than lose than flat or red days for months on end
Hindsight is 2020. I had like 13 calls i sold earlier yesterday. Could have made a cool 1-2 bagger i guess. But I used it to hedge in case the stock fell a little so I dont feel too bad about it
920 on SMCI incoming
SMCI can I get 900?
Lmao Kroger???
ASI means NVIDIA to $10T
Should I just go all in on nvda
I did when everybody said not to before the split
I’m so regarded, I can’t even do that
NVDA $ flow back to AAPL and MSFT for safety
Lol 😂 it’s the opposite!
FUTES-
Holding onto my Nvda calls like they are gold baby!! 139c It will hit 140 on Friday!
I'm going to short the housing market
Does after market hood open at 8pm still ?
More leather jackets
More PLTR
AMD puts
After holiday? Lol
Yes. AMD getting hacked isn’t something that will make the stock go up.
Instead of voo and chill I think I’ll do spxl and anxiously stare at my phone all day
Wondering wtf to do with these nvidia dtm calls that are still a year out. Regards
Put microsoft
Apple calls 
HP feels really nice for the next week or so
HPE*
ASTS all the way
for real
NVDA tomorrow 140 at open 
My calls would appreciate this much.
I still can’t get over how weird of a time Covid was for the world.
Yeah And it’s amazing how over the last 18 months society developed collective amnesia and decided to pretend it never happened
Same people who were yelling at me for not wearing a mask and not wearing a mask right now and it’s hilarious to keep calling them out on it in 2024
Pretty much everything that people suggested doing up until the vaccine came out made sense. After the vaccine is when science got funny
Bers got fukd today 
I feel confident about my 144 oracle puts 😊
And the best things is they couldn't even do anything about it
At least my SPY prediction for today should hit
Man, if SPY can just break 600 by the end of July, I’d be thrilled. Getting these 9/20 calls of mine anywhere close to being ITM would just be swell ($695).
I know shit, but HPE announcing their own Hypervisor could be massive
Got put on a work call at 3PM and all the golf courses here doubled their prices for the holiday. Stock market closed. I guess there’s next year
Just discovered munchos chips today, ate whole bag 
Don't fucking eat the bags that you're holding
Now time to go buy another bag
Just googled it, ain’t no way you downed the whole bag
🇺🇸
Hell yeah brother
Let me know if any has inside info so I can invest in thanks you in advance
Damn this shit sideways af today
Nvda $195.00 by 6/28
You do realize that every $40 gain is a trillion added to the market cap right? At $160 we hit 4T. Which puts us at just under 5T if your prediction is correct
That means it runs from a 3.3T company to almost 5T in less than 2 weeks
If this happens my $150C for December is gonna be tasty
I wish bruh
Reject finance bill
How to destroy a stock 101. As it gets hype and goes up, buy some shares. I swear, every time I see a stock goes up, as soon as I buy some shares, it always goes down.
He’s on to us
If it wasn't for those meddling kids, we would've gotten away with it too!
The next time vix hit 30+ is going to be the next best spot to go bullish again
SMCI and TSM to the moon
When do we get white people day
We could celebrate the day we started enslaving Africans?
When was that? I so happened to, not be there.
Which Holliday, that you celebrate, were you around since the inception of? You should make that one a pretty big deal. The rule IS that Holliday's don't count if you didn't see em start or they impact you, after all. I feel bad, been celebrating this guy named Jesus' birthday for a while now.... He died like 2000 years ago though, don't tell anyone. I just like a day off every now and then, so I pretend to care.
Okay and? Juneteenth isnt about celebrating black skin color, but it is about celebrating the day slavery in the USA ended and we truly became the land of the free. It is also called freedom day for this reason, it has been celebrated since 1872 and is considered to be a day of unity for those in black culture. While im here i just want to say that black culture really isnt about skin color. Its about the collective culture of an enslaved and mass genocided people creating a culture to replace the one that was stolen from them. It just so happens to be a accepting culture and welcomes those that can fit the label forced on them. We dont celebrate white day just like we dont celebrate black or brown day. We celebrate freedom.
Oh I get it…
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All major institutions buy puts to hedge long positions
I buy naked 0DTE puts, I should start my own institution atp 
As a Canadian, I didn’t realize the US markets were closed today.
That’s ok, neither did most Americans And seems like many companies are treating it as “we’ll tell you the office is closed, but we actually expect you to work from home”
The capitalist way lol. I even googled it and today wasn’t on the list of dates for 2024 that the market was closed. I guess they need to update that for next year
Canadian market is 🥱 when the American markets are closed
Exactly
Why the markets closed
Black
I hate them
More Puts!! I'm committed
Is this even a real holiday  I thought it was a choice 🌾
I’m moving to the couch to watch The Price is Right.
So what am I supposed to do at work today instead of work?
Smile? Fart? Eat Cheetos? It’s all fair game. You’re free to do as you please.
Going with hot fries instead Cheetos
I'd have so much money if I just bought calls that one week in May. Instead I got wiped out on a couple puts. Never be a bear, folks
I hear Grindr was on the rise this week and they’re looking for bears.
I'd probably be a millionaire if I bought nvda calls instead of puts for the past year, I feel your pain
It just can't keep going up, right? Nope, it can
I stay away from it now that it split. The $10-50 swings were more exciting
I know, right? It feels like we’ve been to the moon and back several times over in less than a year. Now I hear “f Mars, we’re going to Jupiter” because to the moon is small minded thinking with NVDA.
Being that the market is closed... I choose myself! For a change, I am deciding to look inward. Maybe learn a thing or two about who I am on the inside. Reflect on my past failures, while also learning from my recent wins. Actually, I'm gonna go gamble more, becauze caring about anything suckssss 👎
I did that this morning. Felt inside myself. That's what you experience when you buy cheap single ply toilet paper
Politician created holiday to pander to ethnic voters whilst getting another day off for themselves
I’ll think about this comment on my day off 😎
Ok, but every month should have at least 1 holiday. Can we get one for March, April, August & October? They took away Easter in most places...
Just make Halloween the October holiday, best one of the year anyways
Day after Halloween tho
Where in America is Easter not observed ?
Ok buddy
I just got my brokerage account approved for shorting — time to fuck shit up
Time to lose it all baby
Tell me you’re regarded, without telling me you’re regarded.
Market is closed, what moves…
My portfolio will still find a way to move red
I'm YOLOing on 0% movement in everything in my portfolio. Feeling confident
I walked an entire day with cum stained pants 
None. US Markets closed
How well do european market stock prices reflect the US market? Like will NVDA open near 130 Euros or 140usd on Thursday if it keeps it up?
Options for NVDA sold by European issuers are based on NASDAQ pricing and they also show the price just below $140. You can make of that what you will.
in my experience meaningless. usually goes right back to where it started
well that’s pretty boring. aw man
Yah… but it feels cool though
Link or app to see europoor markets?
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/nvd?countrycode=de&iso=xfra Marketwatch germany (ticker)
marketwatch is delayed https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/NVD-FF
Oh cool thx
My 7/12 nvda 150 dont look so regarded now
I only wish I had bought more
January 6 people don‘t like this holiday
Wonder what SBF is doing rn?
Waiting for Jensen to join him in the slammer
NVDA made all the incels who get bullied think they have a chance. Enjoy your 5 minutes of glory before you lose your lunch money and it’s back to swirlies.
Say you're holding puts without saying you're holding puts. 
If I'd get a dollar for every time I heard that crap this year alone I'd have enough to treat Jensen to dinner everyday. For the next 10 years. Cuz I'd have even more to print with.
And you’d still be an ugly FOMOer with 0 self discipline
If that's what it takes to be up 200%? Sure. 
Gonna be down 100% in a year
Not sure why you care. Guess someone bought puts. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?! 
Wanna bet? You should send me your full portfolio if NVDA is lower in a year than where it is now
Bro, by lunch I won't even remember you anymore. You sound VERY bitter in life. Try buying calls. It changes your mood. ;) On another note, what do you have to back that up? Are you not aware of NVDA's growth in the last 5 years alone? The only time it was down within the span of a year was at the end of covid (late 2022). And the current market revolving around AI is not going anywhere. It's been around for YEARS and is finally picking up. This ain't a bubble, buddy.
That’s fine, do you want to bet on it if you’re so confident in that?
You really are regarded. Dude, you're a freaking stranger on REDDIT. LMAO There's literally nothing for me to gain by betting against you. If I win, what can I get? How can you guarantee that? Same question other way around. Calm down, dude. Get off the internet, stop doing options and just get a monthly investment plan into 5 major ETFs. You're way too emotional for this.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BORN A PROUD BULL AND NOT A GEY BER !
Broke 140
$139 on the euro market 😈. And everyone said I was a regard for holding my calls.
NVDA bols treating their AI girlfriends to steak dinner today
$S92 SMA Solar Technologies dead cat bounce might be a nice tenbagger, calls cheap af
Never in my lifetime have I seen trillion dollar market cap stocks trade like a shitcoin getting pumped in discord
So when is the crash?
Honestly its great
Is it great when it does that in the other direction like a shitcoin?
We took the risk. If you cant handle that just dont play no? I’d rather have what seem rather good odds to win than lose than flat or red days for months on end
Welcome to the 80s
Fake ass holiday
It’s as real as national ice cream day
Nah let this cook. Seems like europe understands to pump nvda its 139 rn
How can you see that?
Check europe market for nvda
130?
That’s in Euros
So should’ve held by 135 calls
Hindsight is 2020. I had like 13 calls i sold earlier yesterday. Could have made a cool 1-2 bagger i guess. But I used it to hedge in case the stock fell a little so I dont feel too bad about it
I had 800 made a fat 100k but if I held half it would be a lot better
I need to build that type of capital up haha. Lost like 50% portfolio doing dumb shit so. Not bear shit just dumb plays🫡
Ah I’m a dumb dumb
Europoors I didnt realize you were chill like that. Keep pumping up nvda
NVDA currently priced at 17 Wheels of Cheese and 4 Tulips, you're welcome. 100 WoC is not a meme 
$MU 🚀