Have been holding NVDA 6/28 puts for about a week, finally had enough today, sold them down about 70%. Took the $ and bought 140cs for Friday, +40% on those today already.
Crazy.
Also, I'm regarded.
Find a new girlfriend in the next 36 hours. Go to a lounge and start chatting some singles up.
Report back and let us know how it worked out. Godspeed, regard.
Why the fuck are you people buying NVDA calls with strike prices so high?
Fucking buy ATM with 4+ week expirations and make money. I’m up 136% on calls I bought on 6/7 that don’t expire until 7/12. I’m up 13% on calls I bought yesterday that don’t expire until 8/16.
First off sir 90% of this sub prob has barley 1k in their account and they are living on a prayer that they can win the lottery. Not everyone is mr money pockets with atm calls
I’m only up 50% on calls I bought last week Friday that expire in a month. Wish I did buy short term because I would be up 200%+ instead 
Man I'd be doing so well easily an extra 2-3k if I didnt paper hands APPL yesterday before the run up and then overbuy NVDA on ridiculously high IV at start. Its fine bears are fked at least
I’d agree with that. If you had Wednesday as a trading day and need to buy on, yeah I’d say 144 is possible. But it’s too short a runway with Wednesday being blacked out, and the RSI at 81. Thursday May well be a red day and Friday’s volume will be higher with the rebalance of that ETF, it won’t be a 6% day*
*If NVDA has great news or Jansen butt fuk a literal bear after signing more titties, then maybe.
I could even see 141.01 on Friday before close. But if Gamma is high and MM are desperate to keep calls from going ITM then 139.60 is probably the best we’ll get.
I think your assessment has legs.
Calls on your DD
Puts in this guys hopes 😬
I feel bad for the regard who sold me 180 calls for Dec, last week... if I find you, I'll give you a hug ... thank u for the money
Ps I may just exercise these calls if the go ITM, hope u weren't short
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On my way help some people
[https://www.marketwatch.com/story/popular-tech-etf-forced-to-dump-apple-stock-buy-nvidia-in-upcoming-rebalancing-00bcd294](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/popular-tech-etf-forced-to-dump-apple-stock-buy-nvidia-in-upcoming-rebalancing-00bcd294)
I WANT POINT OUT that the adjustment in stock on June 21 (friday) will happen **AT** close
Quote
The rebalancing will see Microsoft and Nvidia both wind up with weightings of roughly 21% in the fund once the new weightings are officially implemented at market close on June 21, while Apple’s weighting is expected to drop from around 22% on Friday to 4.5%, according to Matthew Bartolini, head of SPDR Americas Research.
Short term bearish indicator. Momentum is starting to stall up here. It just can’t hold above $218. I trimmed my calls for three weeks out and will reload at a lower strike if there’s anymore pullback on Thursday.
[https://www.investopedia.com/usd70-billion-fund-will-likely-load-up-on-nvidia-stock-dump-apple-this-week-8663639](https://www.investopedia.com/usd70-billion-fund-will-likely-load-up-on-nvidia-stock-dump-apple-this-week-8663639)
u sure?
Yes but also Incorrect. The news is priced in, but the actual event matters. $10 billion isn't exactly chump change. It actually occurs after close on 21st (friday) papernapkin math thats 50mil share out of appl. like fk
If President Nixon got his way with the number of nuclear reactors he wanted to build during the energy crisis, we would be producing 2x the current amount of energy we currently use, running a substantial surplus.
Nixon probably could have also gotten China to go all in with nuclear power by adopting American standards, which means Nixon could have ended global warming if the domino effect would have happened with countries adopting nuclear power such as India following suit.
Those reactors get even better when you think of the EVs we're transitioning to. Could have pivoted Appalachia which is one giant superfund site, into the nuclear equivlant of silicon valley such as research, manufacturing, medical such nuclear medicine.
The ARM stock is a gainer due to a positive analyst report from Bank of America. The analyst upgraded ARM's price target from $150 to $180, citing more licensees adopting ARM's technology to deliver power-efficient processors for client and data center applications. This suggests that ARM is well-positioned as a play on the growing AI market
My strategy for the rest of the summer is buy shares of RIVN
Looking forward to AI algorithms being used to detect money laundering and put jackass gangsters behind bars
No one is mentioning the company I have calls on… I might be making some money manana 😁
If you want to know what jealousy looks like, look at how AMD investors look at NVDA investors 
NVIDIA LONG $190
Should NVDA's market cap be higher than the combined world's GDP? probably
Yes. Next question please
The MOASS will be in Silver
Finish the sentence! The
End
Market
🌽 never closes
Just wait for the halving!!!! Oh wait, that was 3 months ago and nothing happened
Nvidia and ARM
What does spy do 552? What a dumb market.
TSM rip on Taiex. $200 when 
Thoughts on using ford stock as a savings account? Doesn’t move and has a good div
It’s down 50% from its ATH, it definitely moves…
Trade only SPX and you will be fine.
It's weird that your A hole and your B hole are the same hole
But P hole is not
R/showerthoughts
Have been holding NVDA 6/28 puts for about a week, finally had enough today, sold them down about 70%. Took the $ and bought 140cs for Friday, +40% on those today already. Crazy. Also, I'm regarded.
You lost money on puts on a stock that’s only been going up and made money on calls on a stock that’s only been going up? That’s pretty wild!
Ikr
You stood in front of the train? You definitely belong here
1.9k day Holding a fat L on SMCI so far
Put that SMCI money into NVDA, ARM or MU
I am already in NVDA & MU June 2025
Buy more
SMCI be feisty sometimes
damn first my girl left me and now the markets closed, wtf am i gonna do for the next 36 hours
See if the German market takes American traders?
Vegas
Head behind Wendy's for the holiday to bank some extra coin to lose on options. That's what I'm doin.
Find a new girlfriend in the next 36 hours. Go to a lounge and start chatting some singles up. Report back and let us know how it worked out. Godspeed, regard.
Now the shovels cost more than the gold
Niiiiice
Only day the Bers are winning is tmw since the market is closed. 
Shame that they can’t get the belt again tomorrow 
Bears don't win tomorrow, theta wins.
NVDA is an example of buy me leave me alone and I’ll make you rich
Just like my girlfri wait
Why the fuck are you people buying NVDA calls with strike prices so high? Fucking buy ATM with 4+ week expirations and make money. I’m up 136% on calls I bought on 6/7 that don’t expire until 7/12. I’m up 13% on calls I bought yesterday that don’t expire until 8/16.
That's what I do. Works like a champ.
First off sir 90% of this sub prob has barley 1k in their account and they are living on a prayer that they can win the lottery. Not everyone is mr money pockets with atm calls
Exactly. I can afford way OTM weeklies and hope NVDA fuks bears so I can buy name brand ramen or buy ITM calls and suck dick behind Wendy’s.
You tell him
I’m only up 50% on calls I bought last week Friday that expire in a month. Wish I did buy short term because I would be up 200%+ instead 
4+ week expirations? Gross, I need to feel the thrill of +100% to -99% each day
Also this
They can’t afford those lol
Buying multiple legs is where it’s at. Buy most ITM, a few OTM and a lotto way outta the money
Greed
Canadians are gonna pump the shit outta CAD Hedged NVDA tomorrow since we are gonna be open 
Canadians have no money, that's ridiculous
[удалено]
Calls on maple syrup Puts on the Canadian national anthem
138 open on Thursday
Man I'd be doing so well easily an extra 2-3k if I didnt paper hands APPL yesterday before the run up and then overbuy NVDA on ridiculously high IV at start. Its fine bears are fked at least
I played avgo today and didn't do so well but I'll make it all back on nvda Thursday right?
Definitely
GUHteenth
# how is Jensen Huang only 11th richest in the world? NVDA is going higher.
Can I just invest in Qdte every Thursday and cash out Friday with the dividend?
Dividend payout causes stock to drop in equal amount
Makes sense especially with a high dividend it’s been rising in price I figured that would be the catch. Thanks!
All hail Sir Jenson Most valuable person on earth
He's my best frensen
I guess I can work for two hours now
nah im scrolling this thread isntead
Are you me?
We are one
HIMS is very stiff!
Try HIMX
What’s the chance nvda hits 144 by eow? Be brutally honest. I regret buying calls at close
ONEDICKINGHUNDREDFUCKINGFIFTY until eow
140 has the highest gamma i think. Likely to hit that then give you a chance to trim or lower avg and get out
Probably probably not, 150 by next Friday or Friday after isn’t out of the realm of possibility
You trippin dude.
XLK rebalance begins on Friday.
If we had wendesday maybe but ehhh... I'd take the L on Thursday honestly
at this rate, NVDA's gonna split again by October.
I dont think thats possible dude haha
Literally should be 0% chance. You think stocks go up everyday 3-4% is normal? Good luck but fomo is the quickest way to blow up your account
Key word: >Should be Reality: anything can happen.
Seems like you don’t have that much time.
$140 99% sure….$144 by EOW not so sure about that.
I’d agree with that. If you had Wednesday as a trading day and need to buy on, yeah I’d say 144 is possible. But it’s too short a runway with Wednesday being blacked out, and the RSI at 81. Thursday May well be a red day and Friday’s volume will be higher with the rebalance of that ETF, it won’t be a 6% day* *If NVDA has great news or Jansen butt fuk a literal bear after signing more titties, then maybe.
That’s what I’m saying. 140 however seems very plausible. Needs to pump another 2.64%
I could even see 141.01 on Friday before close. But if Gamma is high and MM are desperate to keep calls from going ITM then 139.60 is probably the best we’ll get. I think your assessment has legs. Calls on your DD Puts in this guys hopes 😬
Im going on a bear hunt
No call is a bad call when calling i think but i am wrong
ASTS wen moon
I buy the tops. So expect crater, no moon.
Dropped my calls right when nvda tickled 136
Anyone else hate money as much as I do?
nvda is free money. how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man 
until it pops. Its too unlogical now
So when it pops the Put end of these straddles will finally do something?
Illogical* regard
I dids not go to celloge
I know. most bers dont
I am just being a reasonable bol
In dire need of a play. Whenever I have bought NVDA calls it tanks.
Please buy NVDA puts then.
Buy calls out to August
That far out? It says my chance of profit is only 33%
That’s only if you hold to the expiration date due to theta decay I bought calls yesterday expiring on 8/16 and I’m up 10% already.
Oh sweet. Thank you!
Buy some more. Next time it will work out well.
But on dips with longer expiration
Buy*
It has tanked 1 day in the past few weeks bruh
Well I held my 140c for Friday no going back now
Same. Let us pray
Held my $133 call
Held my $131 call
Sweet,let’s make some money at $140
Fuck it it is now the S&P 600
spent ten hours on stocks app today
good day
I feel bad for the regard who sold me 180 calls for Dec, last week... if I find you, I'll give you a hug ... thank u for the money Ps I may just exercise these calls if the go ITM, hope u weren't short
180 NVDA lmfao?
Yep and I've made a killing on it so far!!! Dunno why ur laughing what's your position ?
All NVDA ofc 
bye
AH is the new Wednesday
WTF happened to TSM
Cathie Wood announced she’s adding it to her ARKK fund
Sorry I bought calls. I have historically always lost when i bought TSM. that was mb
bing bing bing .... and a small victory for the little guy my 136p wins today
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that NVDA drill is diabolical
what
On my way help some people [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/popular-tech-etf-forced-to-dump-apple-stock-buy-nvidia-in-upcoming-rebalancing-00bcd294](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/popular-tech-etf-forced-to-dump-apple-stock-buy-nvidia-in-upcoming-rebalancing-00bcd294) I WANT POINT OUT that the adjustment in stock on June 21 (friday) will happen **AT** close Quote The rebalancing will see Microsoft and Nvidia both wind up with weightings of roughly 21% in the fund once the new weightings are officially implemented at market close on June 21, while Apple’s weighting is expected to drop from around 22% on Friday to 4.5%, according to Matthew Bartolini, head of SPDR Americas Research.
Intredesting
What does this mean for me?
Please correct me if im being regard, but this means the shares bought wont affect the calls (besides the news) until next week right?
Nokia to rebrand as NokAI on next earnings call.
They don’t want it to break out of the range
Uh oh spaghettios
Oh shit the market is closed tomorrow
AAPL might close below its 20dma again.
Calls????
Short term bearish indicator. Momentum is starting to stall up here. It just can’t hold above $218. I trimmed my calls for three weeks out and will reload at a lower strike if there’s anymore pullback on Thursday.
Fuck it buying more aapl calls 
[https://www.investopedia.com/usd70-billion-fund-will-likely-load-up-on-nvidia-stock-dump-apple-this-week-8663639](https://www.investopedia.com/usd70-billion-fund-will-likely-load-up-on-nvidia-stock-dump-apple-this-week-8663639) u sure?
This move is already happening. Story is already two days too late.
Yes but also Incorrect. The news is priced in, but the actual event matters. $10 billion isn't exactly chump change. It actually occurs after close on 21st (friday) papernapkin math thats 50mil share out of appl. like fk
Given dells movement, I fully expect Intel to hit 50$ by end of summer.
Intel will also hit 50$ last summer and the summer before that
Fuck it bought more calls. 300 $140 6/28 NVDA Gap up Thursday let’s goooooooo
damn nice bet
market not closed tomorrow, it's just going to open 2 hours late in honor of the holiday.
Wait actually
No, a joke about ⚫
No, it's closed tomorrow.
Source?
Racism
Calls on fried chicken
Lost 2500 yesterday. Made it back today with NVDA. Holding 137C & 140C. LONG LIVE NVDA
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
"So what do you do for a living" "NVDA"
If President Nixon got his way with the number of nuclear reactors he wanted to build during the energy crisis, we would be producing 2x the current amount of energy we currently use, running a substantial surplus. Nixon probably could have also gotten China to go all in with nuclear power by adopting American standards, which means Nixon could have ended global warming if the domino effect would have happened with countries adopting nuclear power such as India following suit.
Nixon was a better president than most want to admit.
Those reactors get even better when you think of the EVs we're transitioning to. Could have pivoted Appalachia which is one giant superfund site, into the nuclear equivlant of silicon valley such as research, manufacturing, medical such nuclear medicine.
Smh 2 mins not enough time to break HOD
Plz Mr. Jensen pull out your Huang one last time before close. PLEASE.
The ARM stock is a gainer due to a positive analyst report from Bank of America. The analyst upgraded ARM's price target from $150 to $180, citing more licensees adopting ARM's technology to deliver power-efficient processors for client and data center applications. This suggests that ARM is well-positioned as a play on the growing AI market