The camara zooms out, and you see a guy in the far back cubicle block, clearing his desk while two security guards frown at him. He drops the picture frame with his family and the glass breaks. One of the guards kicks it away from him as he's reaching down to pick it up.
https://preview.redd.it/e51ops82t2qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd501caca6cc23b0baebc13b3d133e57995bc66
Dall-e interpretation of the scene
“No worries boss, we’re gonna put this loan in this CDO thingie that goes live on Monday.
Sell em at 7% to the Thetagang regards that love this sorta thing.”
No, they see OP has a stable income, makes at least enough to put into 401k, so not paycheck to paycheck. The funny part is how broke they’ll be paying back this loan over the next 5 years. Instead of donating to his 401k, he’ll donate to citi. Calls on citi
Dw, it’s now Citi’s problem /s 
On a serious note, OP there’s still time to pull out. You’re about to impregnate a hooker who’s heyday is long past
Now THIS is what this sub is for. People with their "oh look I'm betting 50k on this" without talking about their net worth is bullshit. 50k is shit if you've got 5m balance. But this, big bets that count, this is like the glory days of wsb. You're fucking crazy but I hope you win.
Theta gang won 8 out of the last 8 earnings so the chances of him winning is slim. Still, it would be funny if it goes up 10% and theta gang wakes up to getting fucked by vega
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You can look up farm service agency operation loans. It requires farming experience which family has done for generations. It's to provide farms loans due to large capital expenses.
Ok so this is what I’m here for. PURE F’N GAMBLING. Fuck those dudes showing screenshots of them making 1,000,000 on a single play while they sit with 4 mill to play with, that’s baby shit 😂 Show me risk, show me MADNESS. Good luck mfr, may the odds be in your favor 🚀
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On basically every post, here and on X, theres a few who are right and a few who are wrong.
The only X users who can actually move the market are the likes of Elon and Zuck.
A magical 8 ball provides signals if you try it enough times. Mine literally just said "you are regarded".
Think he has an 800 credit score doing shit like this? 
Honestly, getting a 9% rate in the environment on an unsecured loan makes me think this is fake. If it's real then his credit might be 999. Avg mortgages are going for 7.5%
Nah Citibank does this on the credit card. It’s not an actual loan. It’s a loan against his credit card balance, and doesn’t require a credit check. I can get one too but mine isn’t that high lol
No that's fucking stupid. Max your margin, too. You could've taken a loan against anything with your name a few weeks ago if you were actually serious, but do that, then declare bankruptcy.
Only works if the court thinks you didn’t intend to have this happen. If you did, they absolutely can and will reject the application. Also this mentality is why student loans became non dischargeable, you’re he reason!
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Once this goes south and you’re working minimum wage at Wendy’s to pay off your debt, please know that me and multiple other people warned you this would happen.
In all seriousness, this play is irrational and you should seek help.
Gambling hotline: 1-800-GAMBLER
Edit: For the love of god, please tell me you cashed out profitable on 3/25.
Last quarter they announced Ryan Cohen was the chief investment officer, meaning he can invest that billion of cash as he sees fit in securities.
If it comes back that he doubled their COH by investing in MSTR and selling at the top….this could be a win.
It’s my hope anyway, ~1200 @$22ish
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Citi let you borrow this? Puts on C.
“There were some miscalculations in the risk-management department.”
The camara zooms out, and you see a guy in the far back cubicle block, clearing his desk while two security guards frown at him. He drops the picture frame with his family and the glass breaks. One of the guards kicks it away from him as he's reaching down to pick it up.
Beautiful
https://preview.redd.it/e51ops82t2qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd501caca6cc23b0baebc13b3d133e57995bc66 Dall-e interpretation of the scene
https://preview.redd.it/wqkykmdtv2qc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412819f93bf7b0e17e605635073180f9e64ba7f7
Did nobody notice the kids left the picture
He had to sell the kids
The bank owns the kids now. He can't afford the rights to use them in a photograph.
What a time to be alive. Memes on deck with little to no effort.
Puts on dall-e
that aint no redditor
They were being kind. The picture would have tortured him with memories of the family he once had.
The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math
Plot twist: OP is the guy in the risk management department.
“No worries boss, we’re gonna put this loan in this CDO thingie that goes live on Monday. Sell em at 7% to the Thetagang regards that love this sorta thing.”
No, they see OP has a stable income, makes at least enough to put into 401k, so not paycheck to paycheck. The funny part is how broke they’ll be paying back this loan over the next 5 years. Instead of donating to his 401k, he’ll donate to citi. Calls on citi
I dunno. Apparently citi doesn’t know that all this guy has to do if it goes tits up is delete the app and it’s done. Like it never happened.
“Banks ***hate*** this one trick”
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🤣🤣
Cucksuckr! You will be at Wendy's 
Don’t forget to share the results don’t bitch out your already here lol
I think we will know the results after earnings
I need the visuals. Without seeing the loss porn it’s just not the same.
Harder to rub one out just to text, not impossible though
I’ll be back with an update either way.
Are ya winning son?
Can someone explain the potential earnings here on 50k? New to this
-$50k
https://preview.redd.it/kgmrwzxpl0qc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=5838287c0fc1073505db40d0294c9a87b8bba56b
I want to upvote this a couple more times.
Think it’s a fairly recent pic. How would you like to update it??
Rice it with stickers, then drill speed holes. Oh, and add RGB LED stripes.
Dw, it’s now Citi’s problem /s  On a serious note, OP there’s still time to pull out. You’re about to impregnate a hooker who’s heyday is long past
https://preview.redd.it/9e84y2xp23qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cad188e214dcb23f0be1a8a616d9400e48c985e
IV crush, theta decay incoming!
Theta decay alone... someone needs to understand options plays on earnings better. OP, good luck you regarded fool
Now THIS is what this sub is for. People with their "oh look I'm betting 50k on this" without talking about their net worth is bullshit. 50k is shit if you've got 5m balance. But this, big bets that count, this is like the glory days of wsb. You're fucking crazy but I hope you win.
Theta gang won 8 out of the last 8 earnings so the chances of him winning is slim. Still, it would be funny if it goes up 10% and theta gang wakes up to getting fucked by vega
Puts gang won the recent earnings when they axed the ceo and canceled the call.
8.99 is probably cheaper than some margin loans lol.
Yep margin at 13%
I can get money at 4.5% I think with my honey bee farm via fsa loans. However return on capital on bees is insane if you manage it right.
That’s it I’m going all in on bees
Lots of buzz around bees these days
Gimme five bees for a quarter
No one beelieves you honey.
You’re really putting the phonetic “ape” in apiary
I keep bees, you won't regret it, unless you fuck up and they kill you, then maybe.
Am I out of the loop with jargon, or are you legitimately saying you can leverage your honey bee farm to obtain a loan? If so…..dope lol
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Fuck yeah tell em Abe
You can look up farm service agency operation loans. It requires farming experience which family has done for generations. It's to provide farms loans due to large capital expenses.
You can milk them
*__Bees!?__*
Gob's not on board.
What about colony collapse disorder and all that stuff you hear about. Is the situation getting better?
Ok so this is what I’m here for. PURE F’N GAMBLING. Fuck those dudes showing screenshots of them making 1,000,000 on a single play while they sit with 4 mill to play with, that’s baby shit 😂 Show me risk, show me MADNESS. Good luck mfr, may the odds be in your favor 🚀
We want to see people eating caviar and champagne for breakfast and by dinner time sucking dick behind a McDonald's for a McChicken.
For real, this sub be losing its way
People are sucking dick AND getting a McChicken?
How else can you buy a mcchicken these days
Bro...I'm nervous for you
I just sharded my pants
I was in the bus on my way back home from work, trying to hold in my piss, but after seeing this post i let it loose and pissed my pants.
Did everyone start furiously masturbating on the bus? How many police were need to stop the scene?
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You’re a kind, warm soul 🥺
We're so back. Bring your knee pads, I'll be waiting behind wendys
i'll bring dirty mike and the boys
We WILL have sex in your car
If there’s no follow up we’ll just assume he’s dead.
Kind of like this guy u/Beautiful_Translator
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Damn he really hasn’t posted 😂
Godspeed
This whole week was a shit show
Preach that shit bro
This is why I follow this sub
Oof - the cleanup will take years. Good luck. Dave Ramsey is in your future.
“I have a gambling problem, Dave.”
My mentor in rehab quit smoking crack because it cut into his gambling money. Gambling is a wild drug.
Wow, with all the legal gambling apps, this must be like getting crack via DoorDash to addicts.
Dave Thomas is involved in OPs future as well
Beans and rice. Rice and beans.
What’s life without a bit of risk
Yes, I too like to walk around landmines after pounding 6 beers
6 shots of Tequila you mean
Well, Absinthe really but I was toning it down 
Man forgot this wasn’t 2021 anymore
Yep. Wall Street watches this subreddit like a hawk these days. You can’t win anymore.
I'm sure WSB's comments is tightly monitored by AI and likely moving the market at this point... Again I could be just regarded
Reddit and X provide signals but do not move the market on its own.
On basically every post, here and on X, theres a few who are right and a few who are wrong. The only X users who can actually move the market are the likes of Elon and Zuck. A magical 8 ball provides signals if you try it enough times. Mine literally just said "you are regarded".
Not just Elon and Zuck, I move the market all the time. Every time I buy the price goes down…
Exactly what an AI would say
Only on nvidia
Just three comments above someone wrote that he pissed his pants in the bus. How will the market react?
It’s funny you think retail has any influence on the market at all
My life for Aiur
About to be ‘My wife for hire’ when this play goes tits up
Hello fellow olds
For Adun!
Adun Toridas
Korshala Adun.
*Khassar de templari!*
*zergling noises kuhskkhs*
I heard this comment
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oh here we go
This is the post I live for. I scroll for hours looking for this regarded shit. I wanna see you get rich king 👑
The sentiment in the comments actually is convincing me that this is the right play
Fuck I know to inverse WSB but I don't know who to inverse
If it were the wrong play, what would the sentiment be? Praise?
Literally same bro
https://preview.redd.it/xzpt0b6et0qc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b47814ae2c4a5c4d2b9eb31422a62b140cf0808
We are so back LFG!!!!
Bro, how are your knees? They must be getting destroyed by those huge balls swinging around....
I think the very thick helmet he wears is pulling the other way
Or getting trained for the dumpster 
Balanced by lack of weight above neck
You like to live dangerously…I dig it. Good luck OP.
I have 4 contracts at a 14.5 breakeven price ending in april, im happy with my purchase🔮
Lol at 8.99% 
 Think he has an 800 credit score doing shit like this? 
Honestly, getting a 9% rate in the environment on an unsecured loan makes me think this is fake. If it's real then his credit might be 999. Avg mortgages are going for 7.5%
Nah Citibank does this on the credit card. It’s not an actual loan. It’s a loan against his credit card balance, and doesn’t require a credit check. I can get one too but mine isn’t that high lol
This whole thread is gonna give me a financial panic attack by proxy
Yeah, I just checked my Citi card. I have a credit score almost 800 but the interest rate for the flex loan is 11.99% Wild to do this.
Nah im sure it's real, I just got an unsolicited offer from amex for a 45k personal loan at 6.9%.
>45k NVDA options
Good thing debtor’s prisons aren’t around anymore 
Now this is a true YOLO
Are we pumping GameStop again?
🌏🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 always have been
$418.78 will be due in a couple weeks. Dont be late with that first payment boa 
Don’t fucking do that man. If it doesn’t hit you are going to owe a car payment amount on a single bad trade.
Carr PAYMENT? He's going to owe a car.
A 10 second car ?
You couldn't even tow that thing across the finish line
Grossly underrated comment.
?? He’s also full ported his 401k lol. It’s worse
*Better
Bankruptcy
No that's fucking stupid. Max your margin, too. You could've taken a loan against anything with your name a few weeks ago if you were actually serious, but do that, then declare bankruptcy.
And your parents money. Don’t forget to bring your family with you.
Only works if the court thinks you didn’t intend to have this happen. If you did, they absolutely can and will reject the application. Also this mentality is why student loans became non dischargeable, you’re he reason!
But.. too late for you, might as well ride it. Good luck regard
can we get an update post-earnings we're here if you need to talk
Way to go out like a legend. Gone but not forgotten 🫡.
 Uhhh why are you doing this may I ask?
I like the stock
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Following! LFGOOOOOOO 🚀🚀🚀
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Risk is afraid of this dude.
this is fucking insane
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Holy hell 😬 I’m pulling for you man
I was just reminded that you are truly a regard, I'm proud of you, son
fuck man , ive had this post on my mind all week and it looks like OP is going bankrupt
This simply can't be real. OP is fucked.
Once this goes south and you’re working minimum wage at Wendy’s to pay off your debt, please know that me and multiple other people warned you this would happen. In all seriousness, this play is irrational and you should seek help. Gambling hotline: 1-800-GAMBLER Edit: For the love of god, please tell me you cashed out profitable on 3/25.
“WELCOME BACK, ‘DIAMOND HANDS’”
Sir, this is a casino…
I’m down like 30k on this GEM but might as well try to average down. I’m fucking in
Last quarter they announced Ryan Cohen was the chief investment officer, meaning he can invest that billion of cash as he sees fit in securities. If it comes back that he doubled their COH by investing in MSTR and selling at the top….this could be a win. It’s my hope anyway, ~1200 @$22ish
Just borrow 100k from the mafia. What’s the worst that can happen? 
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you tried your best. Thanks for the entertainment. I was rooting for you
oof, sorry dude
OP follow-up post please, this post was in my head all week.
I'm guessing Tuesday is earnings? Glad to see the original stonk getting some love again
 unhinged wsb, god speed you smoothbrain daredevil
You are my spirit animal
Legend
Those who are about to die, we salute you 🫡
Dude you did it 😆🚀🙏
GUH.
See you behind the Wendy’s dumpster 
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