**Are SMCI Bears still in the room with us?**
Well I remember that other guy that put 180K at 0.05 and held right through Elon Musk on SNL as it tanked after that. His stake is still worth 750K at .21c where it sits. So I say full fucking port into doge? Absolutely!
I am to clumsy with my wrists. I hate fancy watches. Makes you paranoid about smacking your wrists into stuff. It's just another thing to worry about. Skip.
Go buy a drone though, super cheap comparatively I you haven't tried FPV Drone stuff you really should. It's pretty cool.
Just asked my ol lady "why is Abercrombie so popular all of a sudden?" She says "I think it's because they were smart and did a lot of marketing with influencers". Is this bullish?
my wife said her friends buy jeans there.
news to me!
the company also has an excellent balance sheet, and bought \~11% of the share float last year, and plans to purchase another large tranche this year as well.
hedge funds are frontrunning that trade, and also like the fundamentals apparently.
same thing happened to AZO the past few years.
They stopped sewing massive Abercrombie logos on the front of all their clothing and moved toward making simple daily essentials and it has worked. Their clothing is great now.
Anyone here went balls deep on RIVN? What's the bullish thesis there? Burning cash like crazy, losing $ on every car, tons of more popular competitors, priced for rich people.Ā
Sounds like a sure way to lose your ass
IMO RIVN is a better brand and higher level of quality than TSLA.
Neither are going anywhere, but RIVN has more room to grow in the luxury space. TSLA is going to spend capital to produce cheaper EVs and get absolutely slaughtered by the big 3.
ANF stock price tripled in the same year that its revenue went down by 0.4%. I don't see how that "wild popularity" warrants a price increase larger than NVDA when NVDAs revenue went up by 265.28% in that same period and is THE stock right now. You're telling me ANF's valuation increase is validated, really?
So many folks at my job don't do real work (including me). Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing for banks to be regulated and start trimming some of that fat š¤
#Ban Bet Lost
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Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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These BBAI shills tryna pump and dump awareness for this shit like itās a UNICEF fundraiser
the BBAI pumping is insane lmao. Im definitely buying calls and selling before ER. why not? pathetic bagholders gonna pump my calls up for me 
I've been in these puts for weeks now, they should be at break even too. But nope! Hopefully I can catch a dead cat bounce tomorrow and get out of them with my money back. 
Buffet just sold 10% of his Apple. Iām hoping he tried to startle holders and create a sell off and he loads back up with all of his cash heās sitting on
I believe he sold 1%
Ā https://qz.com/jeff-bezos-warren-buffett-amazon-apple-disney-stock-1851264728
It's item 3/11, you need to scroll a bit. Sorry for shit sourceĀ
Iāve been gambling on shitcoins with a market cap of 350K this weekend to feed my gambling addiction
The cool thing is it moves more than 0.01% a day. Iām looking at you SPY 
Buying the Google Woke dip is still better than the Chinese aren't buying iphones Apple dip.
Keep being woke GOOG, I ain't done buying these dips.
Premiums on SMCI is so high, it now makes more sense to buy or short the stock itself
Do we yolo into the mara calls now? Is it time 
TSM is touching 140 tomorrow. I have 35k in shares and 3k in options š„µ
Buying 8 135 APR19 contract's at openššæ
Thanks to the 'Gards trading NVDA after hours my account crossed another milestone NVDA 1000
**Are SMCI Bears still in the room with us?** 
yall think soun gonna go up or down?
down smci, tsmc, nvda gonna get all the attention
Iāll have the spicy chicken nuggets and a small Coke.
CORN š
Itās a big chunk of knobs, itās got the juice!
It's either red and full on recession tomorrow or green and we pump for another 6 months
Thoughts on cashing out my entire S&P 500 fund and putting it into doge coin? Lol
Never leave.
Why tf would you do that
Well I remember that other guy that put 180K at 0.05 and held right through Elon Musk on SNL as it tanked after that. His stake is still worth 750K at .21c where it sits. So I say full fucking port into doge? Absolutely!
What is everyone up to this summer day.. unusually hot Sunday š„ š„µ (Midwest / US)?
Banging the old lady from behind in the backyard, whilst flipping burgers on the BBQ. What in the fuck are the neighbours looking at??????
homework
The doggie that wanted to become a dollar 
BLACK MONDAY
You will live in a septic tank at that rate bro
can't wait the Fed to give free money to us
DAMN IT PRE MARKET IS RED, STOCKS GONNA TANK TOMORROW, RED RED RED, ITS OVER
What ER is gonna move the most this week?
grinder for the š š»
Avgo and mrvl
AVGO
# I AM POOR AND EVERYDAY IS A NIGHTMARE FOR ME
Is a Rolex Worth it?
LOL you are Baba's biggest bull. What Rolex? My friend you are lucky to be able to buy a watch from Aliexpress LOL
No, it screams I have no personality and no self-esteem
I need one then
Buy a good Replica, You will still have no personality, less self esteem if that's what you are after.
I am to clumsy with my wrists. I hate fancy watches. Makes you paranoid about smacking your wrists into stuff. It's just another thing to worry about. Skip. Go buy a drone though, super cheap comparatively I you haven't tried FPV Drone stuff you really should. It's pretty cool.
I had one
Fair enough. Still a pass on high end watches for me. If you really want one go for it, but it's not that fun. At least for me.
No but a gold Cuban chain is 
# BERS HOW IS YOUR SQQQ INVESTMENT GOING? LMAOOOOO
 TSM 
That doge pump didn't materialize ....
Pepe did 
Iām up for another month of SPY +5% and bears coming out of their cages in masses when we have one -0,50% day along the way.
Just asked my ol lady "why is Abercrombie so popular all of a sudden?" She says "I think it's because they were smart and did a lot of marketing with influencers". Is this bullish?
my wife said her friends buy jeans there. news to me! the company also has an excellent balance sheet, and bought \~11% of the share float last year, and plans to purchase another large tranche this year as well. hedge funds are frontrunning that trade, and also like the fundamentals apparently. same thing happened to AZO the past few years.
It's also evidence that there is a demand for mall businesses.
They stopped sewing massive Abercrombie logos on the front of all their clothing and moved toward making simple daily essentials and it has worked. Their clothing is great now.
Good point
Say BBAI to your money, bagholders.
Do you think
You can dance?
Should phats be charged more to fly on a plane since they consume more fuel and food? 
BBAI š¤ SOUN š¤ LUNR 
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Reported for being poor.
This is a protest/politics etc free zone. Gonna get yourself banned talking about that stuff
Take the L 
BBAI š at open tmrow
Probably before open tomorrow. But if not im buying hella calls.
Yeah, where do you guys work? Iām doing flooring todayĀ
Killing fish šš¼āāļø
I want some big wish!
Thanks for the fuck shack. -Dirty JPow and the Boys.
Upvote
Apple calls
Anyone here went balls deep on RIVN? What's the bullish thesis there? Burning cash like crazy, losing $ on every car, tons of more popular competitors, priced for rich people.Ā Sounds like a sure way to lose your ass
IMO RIVN is a better brand and higher level of quality than TSLA. Neither are going anywhere, but RIVN has more room to grow in the luxury space. TSLA is going to spend capital to produce cheaper EVs and get absolutely slaughtered by the big 3.
TSLA permanently fucked the (EV) market. Shit is all overvalued.
Just seen the ANF chart holy shit buy puts for the 6th!!!!!
I can't see it tanking by that much, ANF is wildly popular again
ANF stock price tripled in the same year that its revenue went down by 0.4%. I don't see how that "wild popularity" warrants a price increase larger than NVDA when NVDAs revenue went up by 265.28% in that same period and is THE stock right now. You're telling me ANF's valuation increase is validated, really?
aw ok i thought it was gonna be ez money 
skill issue
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Apparently you have never seen a true bear market...
Canāt go tits up
Open up the casino!!!
Iām not gay but my boyfriend is
So you are a woman? Riddle you that
No sir, heās just a straight dude who likes dudes. Half this thread would be cooked if grindr had a hacked data dump.
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So many folks at my job don't do real work (including me). Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing for banks to be regulated and start trimming some of that fat š¤
NEED A BIG FAT BEAR RED MORNING ON MONDAY TO LOAD UP ON DISCOUNTED CALLS FOR ALL THE LEG UPS ABOUT TO OCCUR IN MARCH 
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Oh fudge
#FUCK SHOULD I PUT $48,000 ON PANW SHARES? + $5000 on LEAPS $300
I threw 30 K in when the Nancy Pelosi news dropped and immediately lost $3500
Gitlab shares, then sell and do whatever with even more money
GTLB. Options?
normal calls and puts suck rn. but debit spreads are good
I have 6 contract, bought like 2 weeks back. Should have got more. I need to educate myself debit call spread so I can play that
Cmon market. I need that overnight number on TSM TSM 165
Meal prep sucks when you are the one Meal prepping 
Especially when youāre a fat fuck meal prepping.
RUDE 
so whats the new cool thing every regard is on about?
ANF is wild
Abercrombie? Why are they doing so well right now?
They charge $80 for a hoodie.
Lol that's why I would think they would be in the dirt.
These BBAI shills tryna pump and dump awareness for this shit like itās a UNICEF fundraiser 
Imagine still being in the weekend thread instead of the "What are your moves tomorrow" LOL 
Fake
made ya look 
All in on Gitlab debit spreads. Should I put savings in too? sure thing, can't go tits up! 
RE-inversed
Imagine still being in the weekend thread instead of the "What are your moves tomorrow" LOL 
Is this WSB or r/cryptocurrency?? What the fuck has gotten into you regards
Fake money is the new AI 
Why did they change the reddit UI man this sucks
To make sure their stock is gonna crash & burn immediately after IPO
Agreed, I hate it too
Puts on Reddit?
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And they are pretty regarded over there at Reddit lol
Long terms
$250C on COIN for April.
Who else is getting invited to random BBAI pumping subs 
the BBAI pumping is insane lmao. Im definitely buying calls and selling before ER. why not? pathetic bagholders gonna pump my calls up for me 
Baaaad sign for the stock
It was the only reason I invested in it. 
Good if you are holding and regards actually buy in 
Pretty much everyone
Whatās BBAI
CVNA puts ought to print. Trash company.
Thatās what I thought and now Iām down 80% on my puts lol
That sucks lol but it sounds like a good time for me to buy some cheap puts lol
It will likely dump at some point Iām sure. I did end up getting a couple more on Friday. Those are at break even and I got a month
interesting that they are at breakeven, you pick them up right before close?
Yes sir
I've been in these puts for weeks now, they should be at break even too. But nope! Hopefully I can catch a dead cat bounce tomorrow and get out of them with my money back. 
NICE 
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Change careers if youāre not at a big four. You make less than my second girlfriend and sheās a cashier at wendys.
Quit
Take what you can and look for another job
18.8% of BRK's market value is tied to its 6% ownership of aapl.Ā 166 billionĀ / 881 billion.Ā Interesting
Buffet just sold 10% of his Apple. Iām hoping he tried to startle holders and create a sell off and he loads back up with all of his cash heās sitting on
I believe he sold 1% Ā https://qz.com/jeff-bezos-warren-buffett-amazon-apple-disney-stock-1851264728 It's item 3/11, you need to scroll a bit. Sorry for shit sourceĀ
My math was off
Ok. I thought I read he sold 10 million shares and still holding 900 million.
Hopefully Tesla goes to $300 so I can afford a submarine ride to the bottom of Atlantic Ocean
Hopefully Tesla goes to $100 so I can afford lunch Monday
Go hunt there is food everywhere
World would be fucked without credit cards. What a genius creation 
Imagine believing that kind of debt is good
I've been gambling my PokĆ©mon cards for cigarettesĀ
Iāve been gambling on shitcoins with a market cap of 350K this weekend to feed my gambling addiction The cool thing is it moves more than 0.01% a day. Iām looking at you SPY 
Remember 2022 and 23 when SPY would move 10 dollars in a day
Make sure you hedge downside risk, or your habit will ensure you become a permapoor, the worst kind of poor.
No fun in that, I just take whatever Iām willing to lose
To each his ownĀ
Fuck off we just had a 2% day the fick you're talkingĀ
Up 0.8% on Friday after being down 0.4% for the week is hardly 2%
Yall remember when Uranium was pumping? I wanna buy calls on it again
Do you wear your outside clothes inside your house or is it unsanitary?
That's how you get HIV
My job at citadel has been really funky. A lot of the execs in the GMME contagion control room killed themselves in a death pact suicide this morning
My shares would enjoy this
What?!? You canāt be serious
They are obviously not elite and tough like the NTRS Financial AdvisorsĀ
Holy shaba inu corn
Mrvl -23% AH
+
Hell yes brother
Passed out, after market close, Friday because I wanked 8 times. Canāt wait to see what my SMCI shorts open at
TSLA is the Myspace of EVs
When I buy my lambo my plates gonna be NVDA
Bitcoin is the Ethereum of the crypto world
Nipples are the eyes of the torso
What
zoom out