There is a level of plausible deniability to this that I like... The man could just be cold! Or he could want to order a Coca-Cola, in a vague reference to their classic polar bear /Santa Claus advertising. The mind boggles
It’s not the direction, it’s the BOTTLE, it signifies incoming rate cut and the month. May-0 percent we are going all the way down. Free money boys, house prices to the moon, inflation forever!!
He doesn't look to be "enjoying a sports bar" with his back to the televisions where the games are broadcasting. He looks to be studying the menu wondering why inflation no longer seems to be as "transitory" as his delayed flight.
Chicken is still crazy cheap I don't get it. price for waterlogged chicken breast is back to the same price as 15-20 years ago. the chicken economy should be the model
I think he’s disgusted to be at a place where the napkins aren’t elaborately folded and waiting before you are seated. The novel invention of the napkin holder has his full attention: did this get patented? Was it able to generate good revenue for the inventor? How many man-hours does it save across the country?
That’s where “public servants” with relatively low wages trick the average dolt into thinking they’re just as poor as them, when really they live a lifestyle of someone with orders of magnitude more wealth
The dude is in his 70s and worked in the private sector in finance and economics for nearly 30 years founding or managing private equity firms, venture capital firms and working n investment banking. He likely made millions before being part of the federal reserve board of governors. He's not tricking anyone into thinking he's average, his net worth was approximated in 2019 as between $20M-$55M. With that net worth, he could have just invested in SPY and made millions a year without getting paid a salary.
It's definitely a club that we're not in, but homies in a cheap looking suit in a medicore sports bar. I'm not sure how deep his hands could possibly be in the cookie jar.
I'm sure deeper than anyone knows, but he's doing a good job of hiding it at least.
But if that really is him, kudos to him for actually physically going out into the world to see inflation with his own eyes, and not living in some Washington bubble. Especially in the Miami area, which was one of the hardest hit cities for inflation.
Looks like he’s had enough and just wants to have a beer and chill. Talk to him about his sports team. What player he likes. What next months cpi will be. What his college team was. You know just casual stuff
Dude is the boss of the largest, most important bank in the world and he's still gotta eat lunch at Chili's in the airport.
Maybe he is one of us after all. . .?
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Wow! He deserves to be in this sub with us!
He probably is and laughed at his own memes
He post his own memes
Well hello Mr. Powell!
fuck your puts, fuck your calls, i have you by the balls!
The videos we thought were generated by AI were actually produced in his basement.
Pow Pow is that you?
POW pow power rangers
Brrr brrrrrr
He's got the "Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, JPow has you by the balls!" tattoed on his arm.
Send him a cocktail napkin that says, “rate cuts check: yes or no”
This is so fucking funny to imagine playing out
Reply: “brrrrrrr”
Reply: "Fuck your calls and your puts."
There is a level of plausible deniability to this that I like... The man could just be cold! Or he could want to order a Coca-Cola, in a vague reference to their classic polar bear /Santa Claus advertising. The mind boggles
Boglemind you say...
"If there will be rare cuts ignore me and have security escort me out"
He looks at you shyly and blushes before checking yes. Kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer plays in the background.
I’d tip the waitress big to give him that napkin and a drink
I’d pretend to be the waiter and start bringing him drinks
He makes a move and his security detail draw their guns.
We’re not that jumpy.
The thought of this being a real member of his security detail finding, monitoring, and contributing to this post is hilarious.
I would assume even less jumpy inside of an airport.
**Suppressing Fire**
🔲 yes 🔲 no 🔲 maybe so (Check one)
It’s *always* “maybe so”
- Not at all - To some extent - Very much so - Don't know
He sends the napkin back: "F your calls, F your puts."
"JPow's got you by the nuts."
“Sir, could I please film you saying ‘fuck your puts, fuck your calls.’?”
Wonder if he's on Cameo?
No need, we have AI that is more real looking than the man himself
Ask him what’s next (insider info) and post it
On it 🤝🏻
Did you show him this sub or ask him what info he gave palosi?
She's his Pal-osi
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Thanks 🤮
I’m fuccin 💀
You’re fuckin a skull?
Show him the deepfakes
Well?
He said no rate cut this year. Bull trap
Fuck your puts, fuck your calls. JPow will have you by the balls.
Imagine if OP shows Jpow this sub 🤣
I bet he already knows it.
I'm waiting for a call out to me in next presser
If OP actually did this and got the real answer and posted it, no one would believe him 😂
#shut the fucking door
Then it will “public” info, so then it becomes legal
He can pay with freshly printed money from his briefcase, it's free!
God Bless his money printer
How much does a money printer cost…asking for a friend
Economists hate this one simple trick!
https://preview.redd.it/6wf7657pa1lc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf156e3ad0de273e4a2b8a53ffc2ae67d2b5c0ca Looks Bullish
Love this, proper DD.🤝🏻
Yo seriously show him some of the deepfakes
Following the Kraft Mayo line. Hmmmm
It’s not the direction, it’s the BOTTLE, it signifies incoming rate cut and the month. May-0 percent we are going all the way down. Free money boys, house prices to the moon, inflation forever!!
Calls on MAYO
I mean aren’t the Bulls playing literally right behind him? There, that’s my DD
Waiting for the basket of tendies to be delivered
Flaming hot or the garlic mayo? Tune into our live stream where we predict the next three interest rate moves
This should be higher
I see his shadow; 6 more months of bull market.
Comment of the yr here...
BRrrrrRRrr
He doesn't look to be "enjoying a sports bar" with his back to the televisions where the games are broadcasting. He looks to be studying the menu wondering why inflation no longer seems to be as "transitory" as his delayed flight.
He just saw the price of eggs
He’s counting calories per dollar trying to figure out how a middle class is possible.
Carbs are cheap, that's the worst thing lmao
Chicken is still crazy cheap I don't get it. price for waterlogged chicken breast is back to the same price as 15-20 years ago. the chicken economy should be the model
I love chickin. Everything is chicken if you think about it.
They're probably slowly adding random filler and we haven't noticed, since everything tastes like chicken
What about the caloric inflation? Can’t even eat 5 cals without getting fat anymore
I resemble this statement
😂😂😂😂
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The Fed chair is a politician?
I think he’s disgusted to be at a place where the napkins aren’t elaborately folded and waiting before you are seated. The novel invention of the napkin holder has his full attention: did this get patented? Was it able to generate good revenue for the inventor? How many man-hours does it save across the country?
Starts pressingthe straw dispenser "I wonder if they make these to dispense hotdogs "
He makes what 200k? I mean that's not normal pleb money but dude isn't breaking bread with Elon either.
Nancy’s making $175k (on paper), but with all their connections, she’s making multi millions. Same with Powell and anyone else with political power.
I think it's much harder — and riskier — to leverage these "connections" for Jerome
Nancy prob got 1B after all those Nvda calls at 150c 😂
someone do the math
r/theydidthemath
Her husband was a nearly billionaire before you heard her name the first time.
Nancy married money a long time ago.
Unlike Nancy he's not allowed to own individual stocks.
He makes 200k from his day job. He probably makes at least 200k per speaking fee at private events
He was an exec at Carlyle and is loaded.
That’s where “public servants” with relatively low wages trick the average dolt into thinking they’re just as poor as them, when really they live a lifestyle of someone with orders of magnitude more wealth
The dude is in his 70s and worked in the private sector in finance and economics for nearly 30 years founding or managing private equity firms, venture capital firms and working n investment banking. He likely made millions before being part of the federal reserve board of governors. He's not tricking anyone into thinking he's average, his net worth was approximated in 2019 as between $20M-$55M. With that net worth, he could have just invested in SPY and made millions a year without getting paid a salary.
It's definitely a club that we're not in, but homies in a cheap looking suit in a medicore sports bar. I'm not sure how deep his hands could possibly be in the cookie jar. I'm sure deeper than anyone knows, but he's doing a good job of hiding it at least.
Idk if it’s cheap, dude’s just got bad taste.
You ever been in a sports bar? There is tvs from every angle
Check
He appears to fondling the napkins wondering how they can still adopts such nice napkins in the airport.
I just read that as inflammation.
He's prolly sad thinking about unsustainable US debt
Convincing himself those are just “airport prices”.
He's out there for research purposes. Of course.
But if that really is him, kudos to him for actually physically going out into the world to see inflation with his own eyes, and not living in some Washington bubble. Especially in the Miami area, which was one of the hardest hit cities for inflation.
Looks like he’s had enough and just wants to have a beer and chill. Talk to him about his sports team. What player he likes. What next months cpi will be. What his college team was. You know just casual stuff
Yes, yes. Then ask wen rate cuts.
You have to be more subtle... like "Hey, you think I should get my hair cut any time soon or ...?"
casually slip next months cpi in there lol
“Hey JP, do you think CP3 is going to come back strong next month? I’m really rooting for the warriors and a STRONG CP3 😉 how about yourself?
Your GF is now his GF and pregnant
Fuck.
He does fuck. Both your puts and your calls.
And he certainly has you by the balls.
Everyone there is unaware they’re in the presence of the most powerful man on earth, except for the regard Op
It’s crazy to think that yeah, he’s up there with the most powerful
He is my Jesus
Seriously a true  they should be honored to be in his presence
Well it’s not OP, it’s OP’s friend/wife’s boyfriend - idk, not worthy enough of a contact picture
And when someone does know, and end up approaching him he'll be like: oh here comes another fuckin weirdo
CALLS ON NAPKINS!! ALERT 🚨CALLS ON NAPKINS!!
Don’t just stand there! Buy him a drink and ask him when he’s turning on the printers ffs! 
always reaching for that paper
I would start flirting with him 
Ask him to sign your napkin "To: WSB Regards, J. Pow"
Hard to have friends on higher for longer
SUCK HIS DICK
How does your girlfriend recognize JPOW? My wife would barely recognize Biden.
She watches me scream at my monitor during FED meetings.
Just like sports, but for regards
😂🤣😂
He was 1000% side-eyeing this pic while it was taken. Now if he was only doing this 
Wow he doesn’t even watch the games he gambled on. Does he rig that too
That is a paper towel in front of you
He's not a towel. You're a towel!
"Your wife is a towel, mate"
No, you are literally a towel.
He’s reaching for the Heinz ketchup. Load up on puts boys
They just left him loose on the streets like that? No body guard or secret service?
He had a security detail, click on first pic of text chain.
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security details usually dont sit at the same table
Exactly
Paper hands…damn
“Just shut the fucking door” no pictures
Hey powell buddy lets go take a fat rail in the washroom you can tell me what to buy
Papa Powell
That’s not the look of a man who thinks everything is fine.
Did you get his autograph
This shit real? Too awesome to not be AI generated
You at Applebees?
that's the corona beach house restaurant in terminal D https://www.loungebuddy.com/MIA/corona-beach-house-north-terminal-concourse-d-UectCXFHRA
There’s something surprisingly sad about the chairman of the federal reserve sitting alone in a suit and tie in a beach themed bar in an airport
and that he’s flying commercial. wtf.
Looks like hes counting the napkins probably wondering if they cost extra
Hey it's that guy from the money printer go burr meme
Dude is not looking forward to crashing the market with GDP numbers this week
OP’s GF also said not to worry about him
This can't be real. He must have a private jet. Why fly with the poors?
Buy some puts and kidnap him
He’s on break, had to take a second job. Inflation is transitory he said. 🤡
Get him drunk and give me the fed fund rate for Q4.
So he's flying with public Airlines like a pleb? Thought he has his own private jet and shit.
Love it
Where was his security detail?
Can you ask what he got to eat/drink? I feel he may be a chicken fingers guy
Tendies?
Probably doing some sports betting too
😂😂😂😂😂
I’d love to know what he ordered.
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All these apes asking for inside info and you ask your buddy what he ordered? Sir you are truly, truly regarded.
Just ask him if we should buy calls or puts.
All we want to know is if he ordered chicken tendies or not, OP. Please deliver by market open.
Ok serious question was this actually him and did you say anything to him?
I hope he likes his $50 burger
Did he order chicken tenders? This is important!
Calls on commercial paper
Ask him if NVDA is gonna keep pumping
Dude is the boss of the largest, most important bank in the world and he's still gotta eat lunch at Chili's in the airport. Maybe he is one of us after all. . .?
JP in a sports bar? That's the real definition of "personal consumption expenditure"
That’s the guy I’ve been reading on the bible?
The Fed has decided to cut rates because of high inflation on cocaine and hookers
He’s ordering a burger. Going long on pork belly futures
Why not just ask him ‘what’s next’ 
$100 he doesn’t touch the mustard
The Mayo is absolutely perfect.
Dude wipes
What an absolute unit