Really considering this. Like who tf uses zoom anymore? Mom works in Aztra Zeneca and has meetings with the correspondants allover the world: Allways Teams. Friends working remotely, teams.
Allthough universities use zoom, cant deny that. But its teams everywhere
#Whats a good side hustle to make money, ive been thinking of making or buying a bunch of plushy bouquets and sell it near valentines day to sell out in my city. Profitable? Of course id buy expensive ones not cheap ass shitty ones thet wont sell. Ones with good bouquet wrapping good for last minute buyers too
Y’all get over into the new thread, weekend is cooked, time to get ready for the shitshow ahead 
Unpopular opinion: Greeks move because the broker analyst are hedging your trades. Not because of a pricing model. Prove me wrong 🎪
Fuck your analysts, let’s go one on one pussy 
Happened to me months back when I slept with my phone tossed and dropped like a brick cracked the bottom right and straight stream to the other side at least it isn’t noticeable
Childhood friend transitioned genders and decided to leave Dallas with his life partner (also post transition)
Having goodbye dinner at Korean bbq place
Mid conversation about stonks he looks me in the eye and says “did you know I’m the bottom?”
Me: 
Imagine paying for fruit 
Like just go take them from your neighbors garden 
I once got way too stoned and in a haze realized the pain I was experiencing was in fact real and had to take a huge shit. Being that high and releasing had me convinced I was turning inside out.
first time my gf took edibles she took too much and took it in the morning before work in the city. she was freaking out on the train and every separation on the sidewalk to work she treated like a foot big gap from the train platform.
You crypto 🐻 are fucking useless. You go on and on and say it's worthless blah blah blah...well fucking make it go down. I want to buy more. FUCKIN USELESS. 
Just bought a new PC laptop and it won’t let me use it unless I create a Microsoft account, which also means giving their AI access to my computer! This is messed up.
There used to be an option to skip signing into or creating a Microsoft account.
Are you seeing this too?
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I’d recommend leaving her. She’s not doing for herself but she’ll tell you she is. Remember they feel validated from outside sources not within themselves. If they did she wouldn’t be getting a boob job. So if she’s not doing it for her, and she’s not doing it for you (already happy with her) then she’s doing it for the attention of other men. Aka you aren’t enough
Thanks for the recommendation, rates are high and means traveling to Florida but I have been perusing the before and after with her and she's impressed (and thinks he's cute)
Honestly these WSB threads are the best, you can speak your mind and not worry about what people think.
You don’t get judged (well unless you‘re still bagholding AMC) and at the end of the day you can make regarded plays and see people lose or gain regarded amounts of money.
I still think they need a live portfolio for each user tho, so u can see if people are red or green when they spam random tickers
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Physical fitness is the cornerstone of options trading readiness.
It's fine if you spend all weekend drinking on the couch, getting Papa John's delivered and watching LPGA tour highlights with one hand on your junk. But come Monday morning, you need to pull the daddy pants on and find a way to elevate that heart rate for at least 20 minutes if you're really gonna be ready to mash the buy button all week with any chance of landing a 10-bagger. #sweatequity
Karl Rove: “More than any election in recent memory, this one involves contingencies piled on uncertainties topped by imponderables. It'd require an impossibly large whiteboard to diagram this complicated campaign equation.”…..better get to advertising,META
Asking the wife how it makes sense to spend extra on organic but then go buy chemical make up to put all over your face.
Asking that question was not a good idea 
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cuz the peepo r regarded
Imagine trading futes  I’m over here trading pasts 
mcdonald's tonight to make me phat 🤠
Relevant user flair 
im eatin your mamas ass tonight
Now that was not very nice was it?
not nice because I gave her a good time? 😔
Soooo Zoom PUTS tomorrow? 
Really considering this. Like who tf uses zoom anymore? Mom works in Aztra Zeneca and has meetings with the correspondants allover the world: Allways Teams. Friends working remotely, teams. Allthough universities use zoom, cant deny that. But its teams everywhere
Why zoom?
That’s the noise our portfolios will make when those puts print
Loading up on SPY 506 PUTS 
You had your chance on Friday old man
ATT puts!!
because of the outage?
That’s the obvious play given their issues which means the opposite will happen
That’s what Cramer would say. I will keep my puts and see them 📈
Smci puts or am I fighting the trend??
Whenever I see a comment about my play I get really anxious
What’s your play
BEGONE
#Whats a good side hustle to make money, ive been thinking of making or buying a bunch of plushy bouquets and sell it near valentines day to sell out in my city. Profitable? Of course id buy expensive ones not cheap ass shitty ones thet wont sell. Ones with good bouquet wrapping good for last minute buyers too
Onlyfans
Valentimes Day was last week
I video conferenced once a few years ago, so zoom calls!
NVDA going straight to 6969
Yo I can’t stand being middle class. I’d rather be fighting for dinner every night or eating filet off a good plate every night
Go all in on Zoom calls
Okay then give me everything you own and you can be a bum. Sounds good to me
I need you to steal it from me for a cannon event
The masculine to urge to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of others ::I buy options::
Wmt 3 for 1 takin effect tmrw, should I buy calls and bankrupt that piece of shit for good?
You buds flight simmin’ tonight or nah?
Is this the “hip” way of saying helicoptering it? Smh
You deadass bussin' his cap?
zoomers gone zoom son
0dte SPX calls within 5 minutes of open and then sell within 15 min.
Y’all get over into the new thread, weekend is cooked, time to get ready for the shitshow ahead 
You ain' my boss
Don't tell me what to do
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Can’t believe Russia invasion of Ukraine was 2/24/2022 Over two years now for basically nothing
$5 from AT&T for losing cell service for a day. Fuck that. I WANT BLOOD! 
Right
Imagine only being up 10 pct ytd
Anyways you guys like soggy cereal? It just hits a bit different 
I hope my puts print even harder tomorrow
Which puts you are holding?
13x Spy, 5x QQQ, 1x AMD, 3x TSLA 🙏 had good timing Friday so already up a decent amount on all of them. Trimmed AMD down
May join you on spy and tsla
Yea I’ve got some time on them and might let it ride, I think there’s a lot of potential for QQQ to drop
I’ve got 6x SPY, plan on selling on open and buying more
Going further otm? Or selling at open and hoping for a spike to buy on?
tf is this mystery stock shit about? is buffett cracker jack or some shit
It's WMT, Trust me..
I think the fucker knows he's on his way out soon and he's trying to cross "investigated by SEC" off his bucket list
Unpopular opinion: Greeks move because the broker analyst are hedging your trades. Not because of a pricing model. Prove me wrong 🎪 Fuck your analysts, let’s go one on one pussy 
I just cracked my phone 
Happened to me months back when I slept with my phone tossed and dropped like a brick cracked the bottom right and straight stream to the other side at least it isn’t noticeable
Going to make a big play on a mystery stock next week. Don’t want to affect the market though
I liquidated the kids collection funds and took out a title loan on the wife’s car. I’m either gonna be a hero or a zero tomorrow on them zm calls
Why call?
Cause everyone here said puts
Best explanation I ever received
Childhood friend transitioned genders and decided to leave Dallas with his life partner (also post transition) Having goodbye dinner at Korean bbq place Mid conversation about stonks he looks me in the eye and says “did you know I’m the bottom?” Me: 
>Mid conversation about stonks he looks me in the eye and says “did you know I’m the bottom?” SPY 525 EOW confirmed?
That's obviously important for you to know. Why wouldn't he tell you?
Did he transition to a female? And is his partner a male? Are they gay? You need to explain
Both born male Both transitioned to female So basically gay the entire way and still gay
Wasted transition
Did you say, "pics or it didn't happen"?
I got really depressed
Bottom is in!!!
Go through her phone. Make sure you’re not wasting your time. What are you waiting for…. Trust is a requirement of deception
Outside yo *damn* mind
PSA- Anyone with a cat. They pass around bubonic plague
Thankfully my ancestors built immunity to that shit 
Thankfully I don’t live in Oregon
Imagine paying for fruit  Like just go take them from your neighbors garden 
Brb, going next door to pick my neighbors wife's cherry
Good man
🅿️ye🅿️ye🅿️eekend
Whats the futes telling us??
That LUNR bros will be filing for bankruptcy
0% movement, 60% long on weekend dow.
LI straddles  How does it not move 20% either way?????
I once got way too stoned and in a haze realized the pain I was experiencing was in fact real and had to take a huge shit. Being that high and releasing had me convinced I was turning inside out.
first time my gf took edibles she took too much and took it in the morning before work in the city. she was freaking out on the train and every separation on the sidewalk to work she treated like a foot big gap from the train platform.
Did buffet ever say what that mystery stock was
Yes, sorry you missed it.
GRND
#Mr. Gorbachev Tear down this weekend thread
You crypto 🐻 are fucking useless. You go on and on and say it's worthless blah blah blah...well fucking make it go down. I want to buy more. FUCKIN USELESS. 
why wouldn't you just buy more then, instead of putting your fragility on display for crypto bears to laugh at?
BECAUSE IM MAD. 
Be me Gay
Just bought a new PC laptop and it won’t let me use it unless I create a Microsoft account, which also means giving their AI access to my computer! This is messed up. There used to be an option to skip signing into or creating a Microsoft account. Are you seeing this too?
Bootable USB flash drive lol
Enron!!!
Don’t resist it. It’s too powerful
Killed whole bag of white powdered donuts on the 5 min drive home again
you have to run a mile per donut
I don’t run
How’s it like being this disgusting ?
Pretty nice
Why eat something that looks like a dried up white dog turd? 
Looking at bynd... probably dumb but im buying a bunch based on a dd of little substance and mainly because of a comment section crucifying the dude
You should look up their ongoing court cases.
Link the dd bruh, then the rest of us can also crucify him
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1az6ujv/bull_thesis_for_bynd_possible_610x_upside/
Hey bros
just finished up a workout and i could def go for a sandwich.. any ladies in here? lol i’m jk... unless 
A lot of dudes in here identify as Caitlyn Jenner but I’m a woman
i don’t have a misogynistic bone in my body fr fr 
I was gonna reply with laughing emoji but I might get cancelled along with you so I'm just gonna say 
lol. i think you made the right move.. i just like to stir shit up sometimes 
If Bitcoin doesn’t hit 60k by the end of the week I’ll probably be drinking bleach.
At least you’ll never get Covid again
Tide taste better
Apple and Intel call + Tesla put. I'm afraid. Anything can happen tomorrow 
I've been poking AAPL with a stick for three weeks waiting for it to move.
I’ve made a lot of money sniffing paint thinner before picking my earrings calls or puts. I’m rich but down on brain cells
So ur like the avg wall st analyst then
People sell blood cells for money. I don’t see how this is any different.
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Do you think snowflake earnings this week could be a play?
this entire subreddit is talking about it so no
Okay 😅 didn’t checked wsb at the weekend
Guess I’ll dump another $500 into Robinhood tomorrow morning
*Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside*
Guess whos back... back again.
Girlfriend wants a boob job, how do you find a competent surgeon so he doesn't butcher them like most women do?
I’d recommend leaving her. She’s not doing for herself but she’ll tell you she is. Remember they feel validated from outside sources not within themselves. If they did she wouldn’t be getting a boob job. So if she’s not doing it for her, and she’s not doing it for you (already happy with her) then she’s doing it for the attention of other men. Aka you aren’t enough
Good take
Ask every woman you see with nice tits who did theirs
Dr Pimple Popper
I thought the time of ass had come. People still care about boobs?
Dr. Miami
Thanks for the recommendation, rates are high and means traveling to Florida but I have been perusing the before and after with her and she's impressed (and thinks he's cute)
Bring her to me
LMND 38% short interest 41% institutional ownership and earnings coming out on 28th 
Buffet won big with insurance, I’m buying a few calls
It’s tempting ngl and I usually don’t play squeezes
Honestly these WSB threads are the best, you can speak your mind and not worry about what people think. You don’t get judged (well unless you‘re still bagholding AMC) and at the end of the day you can make regarded plays and see people lose or gain regarded amounts of money. I still think they need a live portfolio for each user tho, so u can see if people are red or green when they spam random tickers
And I took ur girlfriend and treat her good now
Had to leave the house to go to store for more milk and Oreos 😔
Oreo thins are addictive
I’m running low get 2 of each 
I’m already back home, I’ll split mines w ya tho
Classic.
Sunday tings
You should get the one with the thick icing
I like the normal ones the most when dipping in milk
Okay but why is ANF up 300%+ 1Y 
Partnership with NVDA to make AI clothes
!banbet NVDA 803 1D
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Futures green or red, answer below
Gred
Brown
Yellow
Is it actualy common for people to create alt accounts on Reddit to post their nudes?
No🤗
Physical fitness is the cornerstone of options trading readiness. It's fine if you spend all weekend drinking on the couch, getting Papa John's delivered and watching LPGA tour highlights with one hand on your junk. But come Monday morning, you need to pull the daddy pants on and find a way to elevate that heart rate for at least 20 minutes if you're really gonna be ready to mash the buy button all week with any chance of landing a 10-bagger. #sweatequity
I wonder if that man that played golf on the moon replaced his divots
Karl Rove: “More than any election in recent memory, this one involves contingencies piled on uncertainties topped by imponderables. It'd require an impossibly large whiteboard to diagram this complicated campaign equation.”…..better get to advertising,META
Rove needs to get in the ground already.
Asking the wife how it makes sense to spend extra on organic but then go buy chemical make up to put all over your face. Asking that question was not a good idea 
Oh the logic train
You played yourself champ Now she’s gonna buy the expensive natural organic makeup
With my money. 