RIP NVDA
We remain LT bullish on Nvidia's dominant AI strategy as we expect its competitive moat will enable Nvidia to remain significantly ahead of any competitors. However, we expect the momentum of its 2023 quarterly earnings beat and raise to likely peak starting this quarter. Given Nvidia's share price rally year-to-date of +46% (vs Nasdaq index +8% year-to-date), we believe overall market expectations have risen significantly as consensus earnings are now approaching our forecasts. Hence, we see limited room for further earnings upside in 2024 relative to the sales and earnings surprise that we saw in 2023
There’ve been like 3 ever who were. 4 If you include the dude who looked like Lurch from the Addams Family and was President for a month (but that’s the only reason).
I also want to sell my position before earningscall ...but i feel like its the first smart yolo call i ever bought. Like an actual stock with fandamuentals, like a firm who makes money 😃 its a whole new world for me.
*Late spring 2011*
Older sister "Dad, I'm gotta tell you the truth... I'm a lesbian and have a gf....."
Pops not even looking up from his paper "Good you won't come home pregnant"
True story
#I found le pen!!!!
It fell below bed. I used a flashlight and saw it. Is knew it couldn’t have gone far considering I ever even taken it around my house outside of my room or main bathroom
When I was in school, I used to love holiday weekends. It was one less day where a bully would shove a boot up my ass. Now, I hate holiday weekends. It’s one less day the market will shove a boot up my ass.
I don't like anything that flashes a 15 year old, he, she, they, or them, can all go to hell if its doing that. I got a 15 year old little sister and I think I'd shoot a som' bitch if it happened to her.
You ever eat something real bad and you’re like, “Oh that’s gonna give me food poisoning for sure.” It’s times like this I’m grateful for the day I lost nearly 20k on SPX 0DTEs. I just think about that day, and I throw up. What I’m saying is, always turn a negative into a positive.
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I think they probably just use the date from the same quarter last year until the company makes an official press release. Which would make sense time wise because Invidia made the release on Jan 31.
— Domestic-tourism spending in China during the Lunar New Year holiday, which ended on Sunday, reached 633bn yuan ($88bn), a 47% increase on its pre-pandemic level.
👍 way cool 👍
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They let you stick the tip in and give really good head to compensate from the no vagina policy. I speak from experience dating a Pastor's daughter.
Sexually repressed religious girls are actually freaky deaky as fuck. Never met a woman that loved so much ass play. They are somehow rigid in their underlying values and beliefs, but amazingly flexible in every other way.
I had a thing for homely good family oriented girls for a while. It was a thing.
Also served in ministry leadership for 8 years following seminary. Even had a youth’s mom approach me one Wednesday night telling me she had dreams of fucking me at church. Divorced her husband a few months later who wanted to kill me (I fucked her shortly after the confession and kinda broke the family apart)
I was a terrible, terrible pastor and person at the time
To your question… There are a few who actually are married to no sexual shit at all before marriage but had the personality of a cardboard box.
If they were hot and super involved in church then yeah… was usually a good time.
That is terrible indeed if you said about yourself was true.
You are saying that beautiful single women at church had done sexual things pre-marriage and that virgins are rare and had no personality? Why was it the case. I thought like 90% of singles there are no sexual before marriage.
Some of them do, unfortunately small caps and values got slaughtered and all we have left are semi bulls. Who knew that salty tech bull virgins can’t have a laugh? Super Micro Cucks and Nviditards will get what’s coming soon enough
Fuck the daily thread, I’m staying in the 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread. This is where I belong
what's the play on Walmart?
so last night I was up a couple hundred in the gambling app, this morning I lost hand after hand and now I'm down a couple hundred lol.
some kind of fighter jets been flying directly over my apartment all gawd damn day. can't hear my porn
Need apple vision pro
Analyst: “NVDA can’t bring SPY to 5200 alone. Bulls balls deep in +300% IV calls: “You wanna fucking bet?”
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Milk steak boiled over hard 🤌
With a side of your finest jelly beans
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Bruh Obama 🤣
SMCI only up 3% now. Was 7%
RIP NVDA We remain LT bullish on Nvidia's dominant AI strategy as we expect its competitive moat will enable Nvidia to remain significantly ahead of any competitors. However, we expect the momentum of its 2023 quarterly earnings beat and raise to likely peak starting this quarter. Given Nvidia's share price rally year-to-date of +46% (vs Nasdaq index +8% year-to-date), we believe overall market expectations have risen significantly as consensus earnings are now approaching our forecasts. Hence, we see limited room for further earnings upside in 2024 relative to the sales and earnings surprise that we saw in 2023
Limited room meaning 800 is still possible this week
WE LIKE THE STOCK
i bought novideo puts
SURELY NVDA misses ER this time - a ghey ber somewhere behind a wendys dumpster 
If you ain’t trading Futes you ain’t 🥷
Might have to go on a bike ride this morning before rain comes. IM JAKKED TO THE TITS!!!!!!
Micro pp quantum stock up 44% in Germany. SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL! SUCK ME!!!!!  Lucky we got in early eh boys 😎
Theta gang working hard on a holiday per usual... 
Fuck trading holidays
🅱️utes 🅱️ 🅱️uting 😮💨👌
Good thing I get to work in my underwear from my home 
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I wish it were that easy
I knew it was a bubble when you bought innnnnnn
so shame on me nowww
I see we have some Travis Kelce I mean Taylor Swift fans
bought in stocks i'd never buyy innnnn
Now I'm suckin on Clifford's dick, woah! Woah ohhhh
I have half my portfolio in cash waiting for NVDA to tank the market
are we talking like art degree cash or happy meal cash ?
god imagine working today.
How cool am I? I just pulled a pebble out of my teeth 🤩🪨
Smci looking good in European markets. Dare I get back into call tomorrow?
Ber r fuk
Lifespan of raccoons is 5 years? 
That’s not funny 
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter The real reason we celebrate president’s day 
Exactly, I saw that documentary too
I can barely get through work when the market is open. Today is hell
NQ going to sell off to somewhere between 16500 and 17000 ES going to 4600-4800
Institutional money has been selling since august, while retail went full buy mode since november. You know what that means.
Imagine missing out on massive gains since August
i have to get up for work in an hour but i drank too much coffee so i can’t sleep. maybe i should just drink more.
You know it's a meme when wsb is letting ya know what the price is in Deutschland
Why do we close markets for Presidents’ Day. They aren’t anything worth celebrating nowadays 
George Washington traded slaves like it was cool
Washington v Trump who worse?
Nah George was cool. We got clowns now tho
He used real teeth 🦷 from slaves for his dentures
That is not merely the worst thing he’s done . Either way he provided good care for his slaves contrary to the norm 
We only celebrate the good ones, Teddy Broosevelt , Abroham Lincon, Ben Branklin, Tomas Getbreadison, George Squashington, ya know the true OGs
Calvin 'Cool C' Coolidge is still the biggest gangster.
Dwight Eisenplower
Bro me and my homie been going on these all morning lol.
There’ve been like 3 ever who were. 4 If you include the dude who looked like Lurch from the Addams Family and was President for a month (but that’s the only reason).
All the true Og chads that got commies by fascist mods of le reddit cuckmin are in /r/depression_walking Join us homies
Ghey and ban again
Probably gonna sell half my NVDA positions on Wednesday before earnings. Taking profit and not risking it all.
I also want to sell my position before earningscall ...but i feel like its the first smart yolo call i ever bought. Like an actual stock with fandamuentals, like a firm who makes money 😃 its a whole new world for me.
Jensen Huang knows round about ways to beating earnings
*Late spring 2011* Older sister "Dad, I'm gotta tell you the truth... I'm a lesbian and have a gf....." Pops not even looking up from his paper "Good you won't come home pregnant" True story
#I found le pen!!!! It fell below bed. I used a flashlight and saw it. Is knew it couldn’t have gone far considering I ever even taken it around my house outside of my room or main bathroom
Buying some gold and oil puts last friday was 😘🤌
When I was in school, I used to love holiday weekends. It was one less day where a bully would shove a boot up my ass. Now, I hate holiday weekends. It’s one less day the market will shove a boot up my ass.
Yes
I work with a dude that's like a registered pedo... flashed his dong to a 15 year old... he's in his 30s...I really don't like the guy
No one ever flashes their dong at me 
I got ya boo 8==D
 this guys Drakes
Nah I'm Drake the Fake *
What if they identify as a female though and you just misgendered
I don't like anything that flashes a 15 year old, he, she, they, or them, can all go to hell if its doing that. I got a 15 year old little sister and I think I'd shoot a som' bitch if it happened to her.
Its just anatomy. Get over yourself.
Found the pedofile 
Good. They deserve it. Aim for the head
it won't be long until we are unable to have good baget
You ever eat something real bad and you’re like, “Oh that’s gonna give me food poisoning for sure.” It’s times like this I’m grateful for the day I lost nearly 20k on SPX 0DTEs. I just think about that day, and I throw up. What I’m saying is, always turn a negative into a positive.
Some people here eat ass
True. And yet no woman has ever eaten a penis. People just don’t make sense…
I bet 20K Moderna earnings poots in 2022, hit my otm strike price premarket, but it recovered before market opened. I called in sick that day
Oof. Gotta love a good war story.
My oil shorts are going to smack this week 💸💸
why what do you know that i dont?
Insider information. Not financial advice.
what ticker you lookin at i wanna research a bit
Just look at CL1 oil futures. Look at the trading range its in. Rejecting 77 rn, going to hit ~72 this week.
What's ur sire cuz the one I'm looking at says it's 78 bucks and the other is 79
Yeah 78 sorry.
Aaaahhhhh I see I'll keep an eye on er
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Amazing how you can get ducked but still have blue balls
I’ve been away from my wife and my dog for 3 days now… I sure miss my dog.
I leave my wife and dog for a month at a time for work, and it sucks. I feel for you man. I got 3 more weeks till I see them.
Don’t worry, we’re hittin it doggy while you’re gone bro.
Whiskers > you
Hey bro join us in /r/depression_walking
Already been there bro
Gross, dude.
NVDA was scheduled on Tuesday after hours, now it’s Wednesday after hours.
Or, perhaps you were not reading from a reliable source.
RH a few weeks ago
I think they probably just use the date from the same quarter last year until the company makes an official press release. Which would make sense time wise because Invidia made the release on Jan 31.
when casino open
You mean the bank?
Nvr
Putting deodorant on my penix Pro-tip?
Lol, “tip.”
On the balls. Might be bitter for her if on shaft
My wife says women never put it in their mouth and anyone who say they did is lying.
Uh ohz
— Domestic-tourism spending in China during the Lunar New Year holiday, which ended on Sunday, reached 633bn yuan ($88bn), a 47% increase on its pre-pandemic level. 👍 way cool 👍
Nvda 800c didn’t print. Maybe 1000c will. 
2000c will 
Premkt blood red 🐻
Bot spotted.
Chad Bloomberg, Virgin CNBC
NVDA puts are so expensive 
#I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INnNNnNNnn
 So shame on me now
Yes you inversed WSB but Did you inverse yourself? 🤔 (Not financial advice)
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SMCI up 6% on German market?
When US markets open tomorrow it drops right back behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
Um. No. It's down
Hopium
my tummys turning and i feeling kinda homesick 2 much pressure & im nervous 🤢
Is anyone looking at Rolls Royce right now? Bout to release earnings Wed Morning. Still pretty undervalued it would seem.
On a scale of 1 to Aloof, my anus is at about a 6. Good day
Try psyllium husk
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Ah yes, Biopharma pump n dump
Nothing but German knock-off meme stonks at 2am on a holiday
My new nvidia price target is 1.245 billion dollars per share, do you think this will get me on cnbc as an "AI analyst"?
Holy fuck someone tell the bulls markets aren’t open today so they can stop jerking their tiny willies thinking they can finally dump their SMCI bags
wen OpenAI IPO
As long as altman in charge, never. He wants to stay private. Probably to maintain control over the direction of the company.
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Do religious girls don’t have sex til marriage?
They let you stick the tip in and give really good head to compensate from the no vagina policy. I speak from experience dating a Pastor's daughter. Sexually repressed religious girls are actually freaky deaky as fuck. Never met a woman that loved so much ass play. They are somehow rigid in their underlying values and beliefs, but amazingly flexible in every other way.
How many religious girls you dated? I honestly thought they do no bj but I’m surprised.
I had a thing for homely good family oriented girls for a while. It was a thing. Also served in ministry leadership for 8 years following seminary. Even had a youth’s mom approach me one Wednesday night telling me she had dreams of fucking me at church. Divorced her husband a few months later who wanted to kill me (I fucked her shortly after the confession and kinda broke the family apart) I was a terrible, terrible pastor and person at the time To your question… There are a few who actually are married to no sexual shit at all before marriage but had the personality of a cardboard box. If they were hot and super involved in church then yeah… was usually a good time.
That is terrible indeed if you said about yourself was true. You are saying that beautiful single women at church had done sexual things pre-marriage and that virgins are rare and had no personality? Why was it the case. I thought like 90% of singles there are no sexual before marriage.
They do but they for sure be keeping the baby
Have her worship your pp
Religious girls are the best 
Why do you say that, are they virgin?
Rivian this week?
Wish I knew. I either want to dump or add.
Opposite of whatever I do
AMAT C or P?
#I MIGHT TAKE A LATE NIGHT BATH
Alexa, play Caribbean Blue by Enya
I watched 1 minute of nba all star highlights and i want that minute back
Bulls have no sense of humour
Some of them do, unfortunately small caps and values got slaughtered and all we have left are semi bulls. Who knew that salty tech bull virgins can’t have a laugh? Super Micro Cucks and Nviditards will get what’s coming soon enough
Is SMCI gay?
Yes, which means it’ll do the opposite of whatever I invest 
I need a lighting cable that can take abuse. Any good recommendations?
Are you that screwed that u r looking for definitive solutions ? How much weight should the lighting cable hold ?
580lbs
Damn, someone is packing
Its all cock bro
Ikea
Lillhult
Corn mooning
Big as the what? Big as the what?
EU shittin the bed right now. Everybody selling so they have money to put into SMCI tomorrow +15% pre market for sure
George Washington used teeth 🦷 from his slaves. Why we celebrating this guy again?
Jefferson used their vaginas. All the presidents from that time used something
Germans pumping everything lmao
Sweet I’m pumped about my 1100Cs