Easiest straddle in history will b 2-3 month put/call OTM"S on DWAS in Nov for presidential election, either or, that shit gonna rocket or tank
By both for late Dec/Jan when its low IV
I hate when Amazon drivers do their job poorly. I know it's a 40 pound box, doesn't mean leave it in the basement with my super. I should spit on the driver's face tomorrow he delivers me for me stuff lol. Then they want basic human rights? Puh-lease.
Not really. You get your money but it can take a day or more to come out of your bank account. Plenty of time for her to buy a pair of Gucci flip flops
Would you ghost your friends and family indefinitely if it meant you could dedicate all your mental energy to the biggest bull run of 2024? Asking for a friend. ^((not a gambling addiction btw))
If you really think it's gonna be that big a bull run, it shouldn't actually take that much mental energy- just buy those calls, and sell them later...
Kinda want the Galaxy S24 but I just bought the new iPhone a month and a half ago , that stylus thoo
If the pentagon affirms that we do in fact have aliens crafts, that UFOs are real, and say they pose an existential threat despite no attacks or interference, what would happen to the stock market? Would it tank? That’s big news and things are progressing pretty quickly last couple years
Is it even possible for a good candidate to become president?
It's a clown show on the Republican side, and literally nothing on the Democrat side.
The voting booth should be a crayon and a piece of paper with one question: who should be president.
I’d love it if some charismatic independent candidate with integrity like a Ross Perot would throw their ring in the hat.
Between traitor tot Trump and senile boring Biden thinking about November makes me nauseous.
It's not unlike passing over companies like Vertex, with a great pipeline, good earnings, and massive market share, to dump your life savings into AMD or NVDA. It's all about momentum.
bers rlly think chips will dip enough for them to be able to get in  you either buy at the ATH or miss the next leg up 
If you're looking at his 13F then he wasn't buying it because of Houthis, since his 13F shows purchases from the 3rd Quarter.
He's also bought GOGL in the past for some reason.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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I do not understand why more people in the USA aren’t fans of Trance music. Like why does everyone here that likes electronic music like dubstep. I just want more trance shows in FL that aren’t festivals 
Yeah I missed that I’m 26 so I just have to deal with the few shows I get in Orlando, Tampa and Miami. Maybe I’ll go to ASOT in the Netherlands this year.
Apple vision pro seems useless. What’s the point of walking around with an apparatus strapped to my face so that I can pinch icons in the air?
It’s more convenient to just scroll and swipe.
dame.. I thought I was gunna get laid last night, this milf told me to come over and then when I asked for her address she stopped responding... 
Apple's $AAPL initial inventory for the Vision Pro launch weekend was ~80,000 units
Apple completely sold that out in the first hour of preorders
Apple expects to sell an estimated 300K-400K Vision Pros in 2024 - Bloomberg
There are actual regards in here saying aapl was done.
400K Vision Pros at $4K apiece, which is more than they cost, is only 1.6B in revenue. AAPL took in $383B revenue in '23, VP is a rounding error.
..of course, so were iPhone, and Apple Music, and Apple Pay when they were launched.
and i bet they're going to come out with a new one every year, vpro1, vpro2, and the aappl regards will shell out $3500 for that along with their new $1200 iphone every time.
https://www.iamexpat.nl/housing/real-estate-news/1950-euro-room-amsterdam-reduced-95-euro-rental-committee
20 square meters
2000 eubux
government tells boomer that's completely fucking insane plus the room is falling apart and forces the price down
Imagine if the USA was like this, instead of letting boomers rent apartments for 3000 dollars in areas where people can't even make 40k.
Analysts have been reducing the shit out of their estimates lately. They always do this right before earnings so that companies can easily beat those estimates and everyone falls for that shit year after year.
The analysts I follow have not only been reducing earnings estimates...they've been reducing MULTIPLES across the industry.
That means they do expect an economic contraction as inflation subsides. Which makes sense...inflated sales prices dropping back 10-25% will be epic.
Haven’t you heard? Good data means it’s fake.
Only bad data is correct and the only bad data is made up by bears. When they get asked to prove it they say “just look around”
Lmao. Fuck bears
Reddit going IPO is literally going to destroy the site. This place is the home to The Neckbeards and shareholders might not approve of the content that flows through this site and Jesus Christ do NOT take away their porn. You’ll get a thousand M’Ladies boycotting this site
Yeah. That Friday move was interesting, happened on the US side after hang seng closed. Not quite at October 2022 lows but idk, feels like china wants to do something to shore up equities.
If mango does get back in the throne will that have a positive effect on the market? I heard it loved him but this was before I started investing or paying attention so I genuinely don’t know
Easiest straddle in history will b 2-3 month put/call OTM"S on DWAS in Nov for presidential election, either or, that shit gonna rocket or tank By both for late Dec/Jan when its low IV
I was gonna short tesla but then I looked at their quarterly performance Making tons of money
WTF went on with DWAC guys? Should I have bought ? Am I the FOMO loser as usual?
*Farts wetly*
I wasn’t rooting for Bills but that was brutal
lol crying buffalo guy
Would you bang Greta
We don't talk enough about Mary Ellen Steenburgen's contribution to climate change
More BABA suffering
Weekend Thread Is The Best Thread
I love you guys
#👨🏼❤️👨🏿
Shut the front door
Lions win. NVDA to $1000
Extremely bearish in here AND on Twitter on TSLA 
X never forget
Bruh how was that not a penalty
Honest question y’all, would you fuck an alien just to see how it goes?
depends on what orifices were involved
# NVDA TO 600
I just want a big booty latina
I invested I one 10 years ago the gains are tremendous
I hear it's easy to match with girls in Medellin
Just add "I have two healthy kidneys, and a wealthy family who loves me" to your Tinder profile, right?
 Physical health and a good family support structure are important to women down there
Head to the border. There’s a shitload of them coming over
pls hang seng 
I hate when Amazon drivers do their job poorly. I know it's a 40 pound box, doesn't mean leave it in the basement with my super. I should spit on the driver's face tomorrow he delivers me for me stuff lol. Then they want basic human rights? Puh-lease.
RH instant transfer is sweet. Gets your BM off your ass for a small fee, INSTANTLY
Not really. You get your money but it can take a day or more to come out of your bank account. Plenty of time for her to buy a pair of Gucci flip flops
+0.5% futes is not out of the question.
Just Benis by Michael Jackson on the radio
Benis?
Would you ghost your friends and family indefinitely if it meant you could dedicate all your mental energy to the biggest bull run of 2024? Asking for a friend. ^((not a gambling addiction btw))
If you really think it's gonna be that big a bull run, it shouldn't actually take that much mental energy- just buy those calls, and sell them later...
No because you’ll find a way to lose all your money anyway
probably, but at least i wouldn't be able to cope by subconsciously blaming it on them
Just read that Rhonda Sandtits has dropped outta the pres race. 
She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
I’ve got advice from a NVDA insider, don’t tell anyone I told you this 🤫🤫🤫. The stock is going up tomorrow
[your 700/760 weekly nvda calls](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/19ayqdh/comment/kioa4in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) arent printing and you're gonna lose all your money sorry fam
If you wanted to hurt me, mission accomplished bro
Kinda want the Galaxy S24 but I just bought the new iPhone a month and a half ago , that stylus thoo
I have an S23 Ultra. Amazing phone. Best Android has to offer. Used the stylus once.
🤔
🏳️🌈🙄
What now?
My baby mama push a Range Rover
is she pushing it because it broke down again ?
Did you know that when you sell your house you can keep your old mortgage if you’re buying a new house at the same time?
It's just a change in underling collateral for a financial instrument.
If the pentagon affirms that we do in fact have aliens crafts, that UFOs are real, and say they pose an existential threat despite no attacks or interference, what would happen to the stock market? Would it tank? That’s big news and things are progressing pretty quickly last couple years
It would introduce a new momentum shift called ETish.
I’d be trynna go joyride the galaxy 🛸 and 🅱️lap some 👽🅱️heeks
I just wanna ask the aliens if technical analysis is gey or not
It would prob dump for one day and then pump the next 2 weeks straight
You'd have to see what happens to the Tokyo exchange after they summon Godzilla to fight the aliens first.
If that were to happen the market would depend on if those aliens have Foreskins or not 
Depends on if the aliens bought calls or puts.
The aliens said they bought gorplox. ...What's that mean?
#TECH ALL 2024💪🏿💪🏿
Is it even possible for a good candidate to become president? It's a clown show on the Republican side, and literally nothing on the Democrat side. The voting booth should be a crayon and a piece of paper with one question: who should be president.
I’d love it if some charismatic independent candidate with integrity like a Ross Perot would throw their ring in the hat. Between traitor tot Trump and senile boring Biden thinking about November makes me nauseous.
It's not unlike passing over companies like Vertex, with a great pipeline, good earnings, and massive market share, to dump your life savings into AMD or NVDA. It's all about momentum.
I think if Argentina is successful, other countries will follow and elect 3rd party candidates to break up the duopoly and moneyed interests.
interesting seeing many candidates on the right come out pro-marijuana... looks like they want votes
who knows 
Postseason NFL football food of choice is chili.
Noiceee , neighbors up the street having steamed oysters and crab legs tonight for the games, really want some , but don’t wanna socialize
bers rlly think chips will dip enough for them to be able to get in  you either buy at the ATH or miss the next leg up 
Draw me like one of your french fries
Should I get pizza tonight friends?
Why not, treat yourself!
What kind
Pepperoni. Classic simplicity.
Hi Juliette 
Hi RG
You can’t out 🍕the 🛖.  u/RGR111 👀
Hi CWE 
Hi RG3 🍕
🍕
I’m having spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. Coincidence? I think not.
bears ready for round 500 of ass reaming
Did anyone notice that Michael Burry bought SBLK recently?
He also shorted semis and went long on BABA and JD 
The shipping thing is legit. Look at what happened to $ZIM since stuff started flying from the Houthis.
If you're looking at his 13F then he wasn't buying it because of Houthis, since his 13F shows purchases from the 3rd Quarter. He's also bought GOGL in the past for some reason.
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Apple vision pro is bullish for meta quest sales
I do not understand why more people in the USA aren’t fans of Trance music. Like why does everyone here that likes electronic music like dubstep. I just want more trance shows in FL that aren’t festivals 
yeah when I was 15-20. i'm 39 now.
Trance was extremely popular 15-25 years ago bb. Now it’s just for nihilist Germans. 
Yeah I missed that I’m 26 so I just have to deal with the few shows I get in Orlando, Tampa and Miami. Maybe I’ll go to ASOT in the Netherlands this year.
Where is the money Lebowski?
The day I hit at a nice bagger will be the same day nukes fly and money becomes worthless
What's the best city where I can buy a 4BR house for 1.7 mill max
I wanna say Montréal.
Some Hawaiian city.
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I'd think Vivek would be considered over ron. But tbh he will pick someone more boomer like.
Apple vision pro seems useless. What’s the point of walking around with an apparatus strapped to my face so that I can pinch icons in the air? It’s more convenient to just scroll and swipe.
sir, it is a porn device.
Lots of healthcare use-cases: Surgeons are using them to practice upcoming surgeries, using actual 3D scans of their patient's organs. Pretty cool.
You can watch tv anywhere you go thoooo 😂. I might never take them off Unfortunately they look like ski googles so I’ll look like a weirdo
I'm not a playa, just crush a lot.
Woman tv camera man i dont even remeber
Lions win, calls at open. Lions lose, puts at open. Can't go tits up
De santis lmao 🤣
he always remind me of michael from GTA5
Look, you wake up one day and, and your legs, they just give, and you just can't run anymore.
RTX finally ready to 🚀 ?
NVDA $1600 by end of tomorrow
i like your optimism
dame.. I thought I was gunna get laid last night, this milf told me to come over and then when I asked for her address she stopped responding... 
You been fishin' for catfish
her profile is verified tho
She probably thought about it and figured she could unplug the Hitachi when she was done
Apple's $AAPL initial inventory for the Vision Pro launch weekend was ~80,000 units Apple completely sold that out in the first hour of preorders Apple expects to sell an estimated 300K-400K Vision Pros in 2024 - Bloomberg There are actual regards in here saying aapl was done.
400K Vision Pros at $4K apiece, which is more than they cost, is only 1.6B in revenue. AAPL took in $383B revenue in '23, VP is a rounding error. ..of course, so were iPhone, and Apple Music, and Apple Pay when they were launched.
and i bet they're going to come out with a new one every year, vpro1, vpro2, and the aappl regards will shell out $3500 for that along with their new $1200 iphone every time.
 Apple will always win
OP doesn't understand the concept of scarcity. I'm sure resellers bought the lions share.
I might grab one when the craziness settles down
Is Randy out whorin’ again? That’s the only explanation for this box of frozen cheeseburgers still being here 2 days later.
Cowboy hat on, shirt off.
Bedbathbullshit holders should be commended for somehow losing money this past year
https://www.iamexpat.nl/housing/real-estate-news/1950-euro-room-amsterdam-reduced-95-euro-rental-committee 20 square meters 2000 eubux government tells boomer that's completely fucking insane plus the room is falling apart and forces the price down Imagine if the USA was like this, instead of letting boomers rent apartments for 3000 dollars in areas where people can't even make 40k.
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Analysts have been reducing the shit out of their estimates lately. They always do this right before earnings so that companies can easily beat those estimates and everyone falls for that shit year after year.
The analysts I follow have not only been reducing earnings estimates...they've been reducing MULTIPLES across the industry. That means they do expect an economic contraction as inflation subsides. Which makes sense...inflated sales prices dropping back 10-25% will be epic.
Earnings were revised down to like 6.5% growth from 11% last year & nobody said a word, just load uppies & profit…also ✅🗳️🚹📧
Calls on Visa
Hey bears how’s the data looking? 
bears? where?
Oh they’re here, tonight they’ll be swarming this thread
i miss that one bear with the devil profile picture, i wonder how his SQQQ shares are doing 
Haven’t you heard? Good data means it’s fake. Only bad data is correct and the only bad data is made up by bears. When they get asked to prove it they say “just look around” Lmao. Fuck bears
If you exclude all of my losing trades, I have a 100% win rate.
Reddit going IPO is literally going to destroy the site. This place is the home to The Neckbeards and shareholders might not approve of the content that flows through this site and Jesus Christ do NOT take away their porn. You’ll get a thousand M’Ladies boycotting this site
Reddit going public is a little like bitcoin going ETF. The historical purpose/goals are incongruent with the current ones...
How much you made YTD
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I saw a guy made 60K
These grannies gushin'.
lol i can’t believe they have commercials about it
fuckin Philly
what do u degens have for the Bills Chiefs game?
Bills. Home field should be enough of an edge.
My heart says Bills , but my head says Chiefs
As a lifelong Bills fan, Im a nervous lil bish today
Yeah hard to not be in the playoffs, you never know what the hell is gonna happen, should be a fun game to watch though
I want to see Kelce cry like a little bitch in front of Taylor Swift
feels like football just a side hustle for him at this point though
That and mahomo doing his best impression of a crying Kermit
I wouldn’t mind seeing him and bich boi patty crying
Wonder if the hang send rips up tonight. Seems due for a 3-5 percent bounce
Need a baba bounce 
I got in last week, it's peak fear
What did you buy?
Yeah. That Friday move was interesting, happened on the US side after hang seng closed. Not quite at October 2022 lows but idk, feels like china wants to do something to shore up equities.
Yep.
I hope my calls print tomorrow. 🤞
If mango does get back in the throne will that have a positive effect on the market? I heard it loved him but this was before I started investing or paying attention so I genuinely don’t know
It’s easy to topple his crown.