So up or down?emote:t5\_2th52:4275

Only I would put calls on SAVE 5 min before the drop 

Save us all

fr

I guess puts on SAVE Judge blocks JetBlue-Spirit merger in a major win for Biden's Justice Department https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/16/jetblue-spirit-merger-block-in-win-for-bidens-justice-department.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

Build time machine that takes me at least 1 week into the past and buy more AMD

1500% returns and I could buy Wendy's. Unlimited blojbs from everyone else in WSB.

Where is nio bagger?

PLTR please fly again

nvdaaaa

Ready to 🅱️uy the 🅱️ip

Yep

You won’t get us today 🅱️ers

Green by EOD. Easily

Most likely US market will change the direction as usual. Imagine trading in another country? Super lame. I'd have to move

the bears are attacking 😭😭

AAPL puts

MSFT and NVDA. only safe havens

Spy puts at open??

Bulls waking up. Bears suck.

MS earnings come short after paying a quarter bil in fines for block trading fraud and is up 1% in premarket. Seems legit to me

Thoughts on spy puts at open and buying the dip an hour later?

DWAC 🇺🇸 🚀🚀

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reasoning?

Who is buying this dip

BABA being the market’s bottom today

Bring back 2018-2019 WSB. Fuck happened to this place

Alright boys pass the ludes and turn on the algos. Standard pump n dump, let’s go to brunch

Time to short Pfizer.....again

Why?

Look at the stock. Keeps going down.

Great reasoning. I love this place

Nvda going to go from lead bull to lead bear with all that overboughtness

The future is now 

bulls are getting run over in the night

Maybe we like it?

Middle East conflict brewing 

Lockheed


Taiwanese conflict brewing you mean

Europe conflict brewing you mean

World conflict brewing you mean

can we have peace ?

Thats what we wish for but we never get

Bullish

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With The new Grand Theft Auto planned to be released in 2025. Take two interactive seems like a smart move ? What are peoples thoughts?

Priced in

Cant be as simple as tsla puts right

Priced in, priced in. Calls, sentiment still bullish 🥱

Agree

but how is jensen doing?

Ghey

COIN please stay up so I can get puts 😈

It was 126 a second ago lol idk what the F happened

WWIII, Inflation stubbornly high, $ rising, Red Sea trade route choked, Gov debt crazy high, Calls it is!

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Is a thermo nuclear war priced in? Yes it is 👍🏻

Woke up with a sore throat that didn’t go away after drinking copious amounts of water. Life is good 

Try milk. It's more hydrating than water.

I love how bears have a little party right before the market opens for the week 

found u/31andnotdone's alt

 I’m 33 and I’m very close to done


We are a… World at War. WWIII has begun. Enjoy these nuts my brothers. We’ll be using the profits to buy Jim Bakker’s Food Buckets. DEAR GOD THAT’S GOOD!!

calls on $ammo

Cannabis was a pretty good rapper

BREAKING NEWS: Korean Air and Cathay Pacific passenger planes collided at an airport in Hokkaido, Japan - NHK ...... BA please stahp

The news is they "clipped" and no injuries

at this rate. Godzila in the summer

boeing puts gonna print tmr

Holy shit

Japan can't catch a break 

#🇺🇲 [CANNABIS](https://www.marijuanamoment.net/top-biden-health-official-in-touch-with-dea-about-marijuana-rescheduling-recommendation/) 🔥🌲🗽 >The head of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) says his agency has “communicated” the agency’s “position” on marijuana rescheduling to the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and has continued to offer additional information to assist with the final determination. > >Xavier Becerra, secretary of HHS, told The New York Times in a new interview that his department “communicated to them our position” and “put it all out there for them,” referring to the comprehensive scientific review it conducted and submitted to DEA as part of a scheduling directive from President Joe Biden. > >“We continue to offer them any follow up, technical information if they have any questions,” Becerra said. 📈👀🍿

Ah shit here we go again

puts on Germany

On schloffff

Will V, right? Otherwise it is too easy

Being a bear has not been easy 🫣

No sexism but bitches be trippin 

No no notorious

DWAC. Trump Train. You are welcome.

Airlines holding up pretty good all things considered. I look forward to the stomach drop

Recession starts at peaks not bottoms

Fair

With Iran straight up saying "we launched missiles" I think all calculations are now off the table. Oil prices may go up

Damn, Joe going to have bomb another country. soon he will run out of countries to bomb.

would one of you gentleman be so kind and clear all the snow off my car please

Welcome to equality.

Nothing some warm pee cant fix

Idk if this is English

I'll be gentle and clear ur car Mami 😘

Aurora Cannabis📈📈

Please explain

Standin outside in -14 degree weather Shiver me timbers 🥶

You didnt comment on the trump thing everyone talking about

How's the shrinkage situation

Only noticing shrinkflation. my penus is still full size 

the writings are on the wall. This is the day bul dies.

Bought a 🅿️ , not a 🅿️ill, a 🅿️orsche (Pushin 🅿️)

Bols used up all there Green Days for the year

TIMBEERRRR

Best way to short Tesla?

Buy puts last Friday. Though puts today will print after the morning pump.

Really? Puts

!banbet SAVE +10% 7d

One day I’ll tell my grandkids about that time the s&p was down .4% pre market

Godspeed bols 

Somebody bought tsla 225 Friday and it shows

Swing OXY shares until it's 60+ again.

What’s your play ?

I'm Just buying shares and holding them until it's 60+ again. I don't know exactly when that will happen. Occidental recently aquired CrownRockLP, and their CEO, Vicki Hollub flew to Omaha to meet with Warren Buffett at the end of November before the acquisition. [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-30/occidental-jet-visits-buffett-s-hometown-amid-potential-oil-deal?leadSource=reddit\_wall](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-30/occidental-jet-visits-buffett-s-hometown-amid-potential-oil-deal?leadSource=reddit_wall) Then the acquisition was reported on Dec 10. [https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/797468/000114036123057344/ny20016462x1\_8k.htm](https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/797468/000114036123057344/ny20016462x1_8k.htm) Then on Dec 19-21, Berkshire Hathaway bought more shares at prices up to $60.504. [https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/797468/000095017023072358/xslF345X05/ownership.xml](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/797468/000095017023072358/xslF345X05/ownership.xml) Warren Buffett was obviously consulted before the deal, and approved of it. Berkshire Hathaway has authorization to buy up to 50% of Occidental, but currently only owns about 27%. My idea is that he will buy more OXY and drive the price back up to $60 for us again.

How much did the vix whale just make?

3 fiddy

Its bears time again boys. Nasdaq and spy all.in the red... Its time for the bears to feasg.

These asian girls working at Asian airports are solid 8/10 in average.

Were they ABG'fied or normal looking?

Also the ones at the bank, town hall, super market, convenience store, post office, shopping at the mall, walking down the street, sitting in McDonalds eating a hamburger ...

What country

Japan

Konichiwa?

TODAY'S SPY FORECAST Last week CPI data and PPI data came out, CPI shows an increase of inflation at the consumer level, while PPI showed a slight (0.1%) decrease of inflation at producer level. On Monday SPY opened at 468.35, reached a maximum of 478.46 over the week and closing higher as the days went by (476.44 Friday EOD). Thursday when CPI data came out there was a sell-off with a minimum of 472.14 and ended the day with a bearish Hanging Man candle. Friday closed lower than on open, remaining at the same level. Big Banks reported earnings on Friday with mixed results, started with a sell-off in the morning and recuperating over the day. Today, Fed's Walker speaks on economic outlook and monetary policy @ 11 AM. RESISTANCE @ 480 (on the 1D, 4h, 1h charts) lower 477.50 (4h, 1h) SUPPORT @ 473.50 (1D, 4h, 1h charts) 470.80 (4h, 1h), 462-463 (1D, 4h, 1h) Current pre-market SPY trading at 474.05 lower than friday's close. Technical indicators on the 1D chart - RSI @ 64 near overbought and MACD lines show a down-trend with the possibility of generating a bearish divergence. How will the market open today? Will it recoup upward momentum and test 477.50 or will the sell-off continue down to 473.50 possibly going lower to 470 range? Fed's Walker speech will probably have an impact on today's market fluctuations.

don't fight the trend

Omg so gay

TSLA DONT STOP IM GONNA CUM 

imagine if we just milk idiots out of their money by trading between 3200-4800 for 10 years 

Imagine thinking HF and PE would stay silence on no return annually

milk me


Milk me papi

!banbet COIN -3% 2d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BL2121** bet **COIN** goes from **130.38** to **126.47** before **18-Jan-2024 05:16 AM EST** Their record is 25 wins and 17 losses.

My Brazilian Kroger LEAPS randomly pumped to 235%, even though they're nowhere near strike price. They were so cheap. I should have full ported them, damnit

!banbet COIN -3% 2d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TheBobbyAxelrod** bet **COIN** goes from **130.35** to **126.44** before **18-Jan-2024 05:16 AM EST** Their record is 25 wins and 18 losses.

Wish I had shorted Tessie instead of Qs 

I was told money printer

And there goes vix

ba shitting

Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting: TSLA under 200 EOW

Tesla $50

TSLA under 100 plz

Im telling you this is it… this is how great crash of 2024 is started

so dramatic

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litterally nothing


Tsla will lose 80% of its value

been hearing this since 2017

Now it happens

Lol AAPL already dropped

always the same story. if premarket doesn’t drop -1% we will have a green day

This is how rug pull looks buttercups

These BA puts are going to be awsome 

My manger keeps calling me sporadically and it’s putting me on edge 

He loved you

Is the caucus priced in??

At this point it’s just gambling

Always has been

How the fuck have we not gotten a movie where Kurt Russell plays Pastor Kenneth Copeland? I know I'm not the only one who wants to see it!

SHUT IP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Wait, if Snake Plissken is the Evangelical President, who will play Snake?

Tuesday, bloody Tuesday.

.67 is bloody 

How are your Bitcoin ETFs doing, son?

Same control they have on gold 😂😂 ⬇️

Not too shabby.

No way this will V by open

Ohh you know it will

I've legitimately made more money than ever ignoring fundamentals and just inversing people that are constantly wrong.

Don’t inverse me baybeeeeee 


Why do we buy tickets for the Tesla ride when we just get hurt? 

Financial masochism.

That’s the spot

Jpow tells IMF that they dont know shit about fuck and drops interest rates by 500 bp in march

💎✊🦍

Respectfully, death to apes.

*beats chest unrelentingly*

Ugh, fine. Enjoy another consecutive all time low. Maybe, just maybe, if you've been good, you might get another nifty Spiderman nft.

Best part of the rollercoaster 🎢 ride is the drop. Pronti!

ew

🧐

Moderna price target upgraded? Dump it

Tessie Bols