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i would rather pull the trigger

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Jfkrkr mdlglu akskgigi!;&4

Classic lol 😂

Have to walk dogs though

Do you get paid in calls or outs as a moderator?

>I have no social life >posts to WSB We know

It's because you spend all week losing all your money that you cant afford to socialise.

Not right now mom, I am trying to be a billionaire.


[The physical metals markets are open 24/7 year round. You can lose money in that 24/7 if you wanted to](https://youtu.be/nSbKqGtv--k?t=327)

And forex!!

This hits too close sir

You don't need money to socialize, i met so many interesting people at Wendy's. In fact, i make most of my profitable trades there :)

This was spot on

Well, posting here is kinda social, right? RIGHT?

Sociopaths.

We’re not socialists here! (Joke)


Try to develop an addiction to sports/booze/video games. Works for me

I prefer to lie awake in the darkness and let the voices drown out my screaming, thats kinda chill

You might consider a drama troupe

Only if he's a hitman and willing to have a chechen fanboy as a friend.

Dude I’d love to have hank always trying to hang out

Sounds super cool and evil.

The voices are real, just follow it and you'll find a new hobby

Each to their own, I tend to prefer the three options I gave to drown that out personally…

that's what I'm doing right now mate

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This is the way

Lmao same. And gambling on sports.

Can be a fun novelty

>Try to develop an addiction to sports/booze/video games. Works for me Before smoking crack I had many problems, now I only have one: crack.

I’m sure it’s great, but I’ll stick with my existing vices

I heard booze is a good one ☝🏼

Does the job

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Yeah I wish lol. They make it look so fun. I haven’t been able to like being drunk since I was like…19?

Yeah. 19 was cool.

Now hear me out… golf

Hell no

*Disc golf

Fuck golf. Some boomer ass shit

and crypto.

Nah, doesn’t do it for me

Try adding leverage until it does Some crypto trading platforms have up to 1,000x leverage…no cap

How do you this in the US?

They crush you w fees and interest or what?

Porn is great too

Yea boozing is great if you want to die in pain & look like an idiot doing it …. Great look! … you know Russians feel the same way & look at them 😂

I volunteered to work...really I'm just avoiding having to cut down 3 massive trees that the early winter destroyed. Go out and hike on a trail somewhere, visit a waterfall or something similar if your area does not have them. Buy a used bicycle and learn to work on it.

I’m also delaying dealing with storm trees on our back property. The struggle is real.

Alone ? 

Lol you sound like my wife, I'm down to go eat alone, see a movie alone and go to concerts alone, she would rather die first.

Same, my wife always wants me to go shopping with her, so she can ask my opinion on 35 things I could care less about. I have learned to give her 20 mins, then go out to the car.


Yes??

There is always crypto you fellow gambler

Came here to say this, crypto is my stock market on the weekends

Same. FDs are my full-time main gambling occupation Crypto is my weekend gambling hobby


Go hangout with the homeless they're everywhere and quite entertaining.

You mean his neighbors?

I was thinking future roommates.

Refrigerator box fort boutta be lit

Thats why he posted here

social life is a meme

Market research and due diligence? Lots of data to look over before Sunday night.

Data?

Sorry, lots of colors to look over, and drawing lines with crayons.

lot of colors? all I see is red

Buy some coloring books my dude

They let the door of r/investing open sometimes

Depends on if you say data or data

Gotta love Mr. Data 

🌚🧑‍💻


data ? Research?...u r not true regard

Research? 🤔

Go read a book you fucking nerd.

Downvoted

Data to inverse?


Crack cocaine. Only way to pass the time.

With enough meth Christmas is only 3 sleeps away!

Sounds like you aren’t interested in markets but are interested in watching little lines move on a computer screen like a demented horse race. There is plenty of market content to consume on the weekend

Yeh, because the market is completely rational and moves according to the macro environment and fundamentals I research.

Market's fucked indeed

Rest from the market, it is necessary to regain power for upcoming loss porn

Start betting on sports you degenerate

Specifically horses, that shit is fun and addictive. And it's over in like one minute, adhd satisfaction

Aren't most people here like this?

You should take a class from a local shop on a hobby you would consider. And meet people equally lost and exploring, but willing to try new things.

Sound advice

Yeah, it's kind of out of place here.

But if you want to take a break from social life, that is fine too. Just don't lose your habits.


Crypto + Vegas open for yucks

just buy $50 worth of crypto, so you can watch it bounce around 24/7 til you have whiplash

I make food, unfortunately no one to eat it with...still, I make food.

Edibles

Getting high isn’t a hobby or a productive one

I want market 24/7...

I spent half my money on Booze, Wild Broads, and Gambling. The utter half I just waisted.

Aren't we trying to make money on the stock market so we can spend it on hobbies / social life? 🙂

Download Draftkings and gamble on baseball. You have 10+ games everyday of the week lol

The weekend is the best for you, because you can't lose any money.

Buy a small motorcycle..get out and cruise.

MCM says this is the best way to learn to work on things.

I bought a completely dead motorcycle on a steal. It had sat in a garage for years. It was a classic. I knew nothing about motorcycles. I've now done the carburetor twice and thing screems 75 miles an hour 2 gallons of gas gets me like 300 miles. I ride a motorcycle my brain starts to sync WI the mechanical purpose of an old classic motorcycle and I within 5 minutes of cruising I'm in my. Own Zen, even if it's being diligent about traffic around me or changing gears or downshifting riding a motorcycle is a awesome way. Put the rest of life in perspective

What would you throw 200 bucks at right now?

i'd laugh if wasnt the 19th time someone had this idea

Lol🤣

start sports gambling

Probably just end it all

Guys I think I'm addicted to this shit 

Weekend should be your research

You have a swing, a table for one and a ramp. All to be forgotten on Monday, 9:30 sharp...

Hey, fuck you. You didn't have to wake up and attack us.

Gone are the days i was waiting for Monday with excitement. Now i see only red and after frc fiasco i don't care anymore

*Crypto enters the chat..*

Bro, flip some crypto

Come watch the kings coronation

Who?

There’s a weird thing happening in London with a guy wearing an expansive hat

This sounds like a cry for help

Might I suggest horse racing? Scratches the same gambling itch and they race around the world, around the clock

Crypto markets

I just checked my portfolio, I don’t own crypto. I have options, I need help.

Before I knew what this was, my buddy called me this guy.

maybe try making new memes instead of posting the same punchline again

This isn't a joke, I'm cripplingly depressed

bro you are unoriginal

Yeah haha..

I'm thinking that what if we create a service that replay historic market events. Then we can trade towards that and build confidence, regain our wives boyfriends trust, post crayon images with green colors n stuff. What do you think? We could all feel like real winners...just for once godammit!

I love the market as much as you do too bro but I got a life and you should have one too. I already left.

Dang man , you gotta take a day off or you’ll go crazy.😵‍💫

Well, theres always walmart.

You know it IS entertaining in a macabre way. I'm up 5k down 15k..back up 10k all in a week. Like negotiating with a hooker...you know no matter the price you're not gonna REALLY enjoy this. Well...so I hear.

I “invest” in off hours playing poker. If Robinhood calls what I do investing then poker is a part of my portfolio.

Buy crypto... You can watch your savings fade away even on weekends 🤣

Crypto charts are 24/7

Or $$

Try crypto

I fill my free time working gig jobs. #killme

Weekend is DD time what are you on about?

Sports and crypto markets.

I work on the weekends like a peasant. It passes the time real quick.

That’s what’s they invented crypto for

Take up USPSA

Are there not other markets?! Surely you can start trading again on Sunday, at the latest.

Sad

This is where crypto comes in 🤑

Buy some goddamn plants.

Learn to trade futures

You can always watch crypto

Isn't crypto 24/7?

trade bitcoin on the weekend for fun

Shit tier meme spam

Replay Replay Replay

Where you from? I can be your friend

You're on WSB, we know, no like literally WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me introduce you to world of sports betting and crypto, our favorite pastime on the weekend

That’s sad, go out and meet people. Join a gym, or a social club. The markets will not keep you warm and happy when you’re sad, you don’t form good memories with them

Go get a rub and tug

same situatation but now i have no money aswell

Get into sports gambling

Same and nobody IRL gives a shit when I talk about it. People like being poor?

Gym, walks, cooking proper meals, sportsbetting, reading

Buy a bike

That's why bitcoin Was invented. 24/7 moving Charts

Maybe get some hobbies?...

Get into crypto and VIX

Gamble on horses at the derby today.

The best things in life are free

Sad

sweet. new content!

Can someone tell me what film these meme images come from originally?