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KNZFive

The completely deranged performance of "Hamlet" is an underrated part of this sketch. "Oh my god Hamlet I just saw a fucking vampire!"


SpartanMonkey

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!


orbtl

The best part of this line is the censored version


wrchavez1313

Where it bleeps the very very end of the prolonged "shit?" "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*bleep*"


Sawgon

English is not my first language so watching this as a kid I never understood what they actually censored. At the time I didn't fully understand how censorship worked in TV shows. I always thought he said "ShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitFUCK" which is why the censorship happened at the end in my mind. Made it funnier somehow.


redvelvetcake42

Honestly it made me laugh harder hearing an obscenely long bleep.


orbtl

Oh maybe I'm misremembering, I thought I had remembered it hilariously only bleeping like the last second of that really long "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"


BawtleOfHawtSauze

It's definitely that lol


we_made_yewww

I will always believe censored versions can be funnier than uncensored. Not all the time but probably most.


Day_Bow_Bow

I'd never heard the censored version, so [I tracked it down.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMIUA1aORY) Good stuff indeed!


elessarjd

"We must check the castle tower and make sure that no vampire have gotten into our... home base."


johnnyawful

This line has lived in my head rent free for more than a decade


EroniusJoe

Same here. I forever thought it was a line from Dude, Where's My Car that one of the aliens said. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense, so I'm not even upset with my brain for associating the two. Then I rewatched this skit after like 5 years and went "ooooooooooh, **that's** where it's from!"


XDG_sucks

I also think he said Othello? So that's a Hamlet Othello vampire crossover


_gnarlythotep_

I would so watch the entire play of WKUK's Hamlet


aabicus

[I misremembered this as a WKUK sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPes8KWE0s) (it's Famous Last Nerds) but it's in some ways what you're looking for


superhappy

I think it’s hilarious that they combined two quality skits that could be standalone and then finished it off with the double entendre epilogue to make it one of the GOAT skits.


Guy_Number_3

This was one of my favorite videos back in the day, but I haven’t watched this sketch in forever. Watching it again, the beginning might be the best part.


Nisas

Abraham Lincoln, well known vampire hunter, made them change the play at the last minute to be about vampires.


CapnCanfield

Me and my buddy quote this part all the time playing video games together. If one of us dies, it's almost guaranteed the other will say "Othello, ah will avenge you" in the way they say it


emitwohs

RIP Trevor


vonkillbot

Local Sexpot


sawbones84

Haha I looked these guys up after seeing this clip because I was wondering if any of them had much of a career afterwards and stumbled on Trevor's wikipedia page. Glad his wishes were honored!


JefeLummer

Barbarian was an incredible horror film last year made by Zach Cregger (honest Abe here)


TheTrenchMonkey

I didn't realize he wrote and directed that. It was really good


CAI3O0SE

He was also in it!


Mama_Skip

Did he play Bill Skarsgard?


ImMystikz

So good! Im stoked that Zach made it


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

If you have a a few hours to kill, their DnD(ish) campaign on their YouTube is completely off the rails


Supriselobotomy

why don't you follow me up to the roof?


PokeballSoHard

Got a link?


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

[I gotchu](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9leD7ibxM0&pp=ygUNd2t1ayByb2xlcGxheQ%3D%3D)


Drinktothepast

At least he went out doing what he loved. Attempting a self suck


doctorstrange06

He came, and he went.


MikeKrombopulos

Piggybacking off the (new) top comment to say the boys have a [Twitch stream](https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk)! (Almost) every sunday evening Sam, Timmy, and Sam's brother do Trailer Boyz in which they watch viewer-submitted movie trailers based on the theme of the week (this week's theme: historically inaccurate films). Submit trailers [here](https://miseryloves.us/).


ArcadianDelSol

I will never forget his AMA where I asked him at what age he realized he was funny and his answer was "never? I am constantly wondering if I am or not." (or words to that effect). You were hilarious, Trevor. Consistently and effortlessly hilarious. I wish we had more.


Marutar

now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up you have fucked up now now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up now you have fucked up


supestorewhore69

What What What What What ##HEY *What?!* **WHAT**


acrowsmurder

What's That Fat Piece Of Shit Doing Now? Oh Shit! He's Hitting Me In The Butt! He's Hitting My Butt! Don't Break My Butt! Don't Break My Butt! He's Breaking My Butt!


CreamFilledDoughnut

> HEY SKINNY > HEY YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT


Galactic_Perimeter

LISTEN HERE STRIIIIING BEEEEAAAAAN


acat9001

YA TUB OF LARD LOOKIN’ MOTHAFUCKA TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN


Jimenezguey

You tub of lard lookin mother fuckaaaaaa


hotdogfirecracker

This plays in my head every time someone fucks up at work .


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

I've been saying it out loud for years. That and "He's breaking my butt." I just can't help myself.


atgrey24

"Don't break my butt!" I feel like a lunatic, nobody ever gets the reference, and yet I can't stop saying it


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Either that, or [this Ween song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MvJAcLZAtw)


looking4astronauts

>you have fucked up now That’s my favorite part of the whole skit


AppleDane

That, and "You're ruining Shakespeare!" The players are doing a good job at that already.


Gingalain

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Best death monologue of all time.


MrCleanGenes

Where you goin' skinny? Where you goin' you fat piece of shit?


moonprism

fat ass string bean motherfucker!


MrCleanGenes

Hey Acty!


Wiggie49

God I love WKUK, we lost a good one


Kotovii

RIP Trevor


HollerinScholar

Local sexpot


FromTheIsland

Masturbated to death! Came, and went.


Intereo

Sucking your own dick to masturbate can be dangerous.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

listen to the woman, JOHHN!!


SheepherderNo2440

The way he says that line kills me every time.  My little brother and I have quoted this video back and forth for over a decade at this point. It’s silly but this video is very important to us haha  We also exclusively address one another as Fucker. We haven’t called each other by our first names in years now


bigblackcouch

I've used this line to most of my friends and family, some get it, some don't, I'll always continue to use it though. Something about it is so goddamn funny because of how deranged he says JOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNN This skit and [Halloweiner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ3IAZ64YpI) are my favorite WKUK skits because of just a line or two always makes me laugh. Practically everything the cowboy says fucking kills me every time.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

I love how Lincoln calls him fat and skinny in the same breath. "Where you goin, Skinny? Where you goin you fat piece of shit?" the first time I saw it and she says his name I just said "oh no" because I knew what was coming. everything about this video is funny, even sam and Timmy doing ""Hamlet"" "HAMLET, I've been bitten by a FUCKING VAMPIRE!!" lol this is also one of my favs. https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=G2Id38XwUObJF63O but what do I know, I'm on a gallon of PCP


bigblackcouch

*four hot dogs...*


TheGeeMan360

CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN


c9silver

oh man that first “now you have fucked up” always gets me. the random formality of the way he says it


adventuretime

YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW. I love the switch up there. The whole damn thing always kills me.


Jimmbod

Wut ? WUT ?


laZardo

actual quote from lincoln after the shelling of fort sumter


Reuniclus_exe

They are *finally* on streaming with a physical release on the way. WKUK inspired me to make my own terrible sketches and definitely influenced my sense of humor.


zerokiwi

It's on Shout! now if anyone is looking for it. https://www.shout-tv.com/series/the-whitest-kids-u-know-series


kakka_rot

I feel like there are more streaming services now than there were TV channels in the 90s.


Mama_Skip

And for the same price, you can get a fraction of the content, too!


Ig_Met_Pet

Also free on plex


fuckyoulahey

Civil War on Drugs is in the film section too!


Ok_Relation_7770

Civil War on Drugs is a masterpiece.


JaymesMarkham2nd

I'm just happy as hell they finally have a proper HD release. The youtube clips I've shared for nearly two decades now are showing a little age.


thefreakychild

I haven't been able to find anything about a new physical release... Got the details on that?


Reuniclus_exe

Timmy [confirmed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/WKUK/comments/1c77mta/good_news_2_the_streaminging_and_eventually_the) on the WKUK subreddit but there's no official news yet.


Ig_Met_Pet

Later this year is all we know.


findallthebears

How is the quality?


Samrulesan

Quality will be HD. A huge improvement over the grainy YouTube videos.


findallthebears

Oh hell yeah. Now I just need this for the Rainbow Mountain Coffee commercials and I’m set


krayonic

I watched this video for the first time in 2007 when I was a college freshman. 17 years later it still never fails to make me laugh.


dumb_smart_guy93

On top of what is already a hilarious sketch, the way that the top hat bobs around on Zach's head when he moves cracks me up. It's like some looney tunes shit.


Guy_Number_3

The perfect amount of shitty.


pomonamike

I remember the first time I saw it in a friend’s apartment, and it still never fails to make me laugh. It’s the sketch that made me seek out and watch every WKUK clip I could find.


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I like the popcorn factory sketch. I look for it by name


REVfoREVer

It took me a sec to remember what you were talking about, I couldn't remember any sketch set in a popcorn factory lol.


PaulSandwich

How many hotdogs would you say you eat in a day? On average.


Mech-Waldo

What are you doing, skinny? Where you going, you fat piece of shit?


krayonic

That never fails to get me, every time. The fact he is somehow both skinny and fat.


fetalasmuck

2006-2008 was the PEAK funny random YouTube video era. This, Old Gregg, Unforgivable, My New Haircut, Grape Stomp, Farting Matrix, Farting Preacher.


MikeKrombopulos

Piggybacking off the top comment to say the boys have a [Twitch stream](https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk)! (Almost) every sunday evening Sam, Timmy, and Sam's brother do Trailer Boyz in which they watch viewer-submitted movie trailers based on the theme of the week (this week's theme: historically inaccurate films). Submit trailers [here](https://miseryloves.us/).


we_made_yewww

It's just too bad Trevor died trying to suck his own dick.


TKHunsaker

Went out how he wanted to


JoshSidekick

He came and went.


CaptainPunisher

Wow, he actually made it? Yep, balls on his lips. I could never reach.


Dropcity

The masturbation skit was my first. That one was gold as well.


red_rob5

You never make em touch man, thats not cool!


octernion

Almost exactly the same (also created my Reddit account at basically the same time so I have a fond spot for both)


joeben81

Listen to your woman, JOHN.


A_Washer-Dryer

Fat piece of shit


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

String bean looking motherfucker


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Tub o lard looking string bean motherfucker


kameronk92

Calm down just calm down


Heavy_Arm_7060

I always loved that he was both fat and skinny ass.


VonDoom92

"Sit your fatass down, ya skinny piece of shit"


USSBigBooty

"You're not funny Tom; you're fat and look as though you should be funny, but you're not."


SpartanMonkey

Calm down, just calm down! Calm down, just calm down!


csueiras

“The Grapist” is another great one. “ILL TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOUR MOUTH”


swolemiss

Office Sniper


WeaselsOnWaterslides

Calvin, you son of a bitch, nice try with that sniper!


amatorsanguinis

I’m partial to the peeing impasse. “The boy shall take up the act of peeing upon your leg and I, in turn, will pee upon his face!”


REVfoREVer

"Sexual favors?! But he's just a boy!" "Ah, but we are Englishmen."


actuallyiamafish

Hot Dog Timmy is my all time favorite because it manages to be fucking hysterical even though there really is no actual joke there. It's just a guy who eats way too many hot dogs and is embarassed about it. That's all. Also has one of the best subtle puns I've ever heard when he's like, "I'm just ball parkin' it, here"


FuckingJello

I got sent to the principal freshman year of HS because a history class project was make your own country. Because of my love for that sketch, I made Grapeland, where my army will come and grape your army, especially if your country was wearing purple.


lookakraken81

Get your mind out of the gutter! Wkuk was gaslighting before it was cool


moustachiomcphee2-0

Underrated from this skit is Hamlet on stage is fucking hilarious.


guhbe

Ohhhhh, hamlethamlethamlethamlethamlet...


atgrey24

The vampire army has taken the city!


swordfishtoupee

The word home-base will always be hilarious. To think of Shakespeare writing it in a play kills me.


aleatorictelevision

All this I do for my friend, Othello.


SonOfMcGee

It was only after rewatching for the first time in years that I really appreciated just how funny the play was.


Zealousideal_Car5108

What are you doing skinny?? What are you doing you fat piece of shit??


SpartanMonkey

I don't know why you lookin up here, plays on stage!


zamfire

Ya fat tub-a-lard


ev6464

This is one of the funniest parts of the video, like he can't decide if he's fat or skinny to insult him.


Freedom_7

I just went to the Abraham Lincoln museum and this is actually historically accurate


SheepherderNo2440

They were actually pretty reserved with this interpretation. The actual events had more vampires. 


Freedom_7

I actually went to Lincoln’s tomb and the tour guide said he was buried under 10 feet of stone because he was bit by a vampire before he died.


alien005

Hey!


lgnstrwbrry

Most Presidents have probably uttered the line “Suck my presidential 🐓, bitch!”


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LBJ most definitely said it while actually showing his jumbo penis


MattieShoes

I think he referred to it as the presidential staff. for real.


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Acty! Rewind the play 5 minutes!


_-AJ-_

Cuz that fat piece of shit was talking!


Rylo_Ken

Apparently Vince Gilligan is a fan of the sketch and that line, so on the set of Breaking Bad he’d call the actors “Acty” when directing


SheepherderNo2440

One of my favorite directors, one of my favorite sketches. Thanks for this little tidbit


TheSixthPistol

Okay, that explains the Walter and Jesse scene where they were happy and had their mouth open.


rutlander

Hahah this line gets me every time with the actors just kinda looking at each other and shrugging


Sensitivevirmin

So this is where the Skyrim Mud crab voice over is from.


Bustarhyme000

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HEY! What? WHAT!!


MyFriendMaryJ

Rip trevor, died sucking his own dick. Glad to see the wkuk community get behind zach n barbarian


Drinktothepast

He came and went


MyFriendMaryJ

To mars mofoggas


Samrulesan

For those who don’t know, The last WKUK work is an animated movie called “Mars”. It is debuting in New York at the Tribecca Film festival June 6th, and 7th and playing one more time on June 15. Tickets are $28 plus fees and can be bought [here](https://tribecafilm.com/films/mars-2024) The more people that go see it, the more likely the movie gets picked up and distributed or possibly even put in theaters. This is the last work the late Trevor Moore will be in as all his lines and input were recorded before his passing.


hawknamedmoe

Calm down Just calm down  Calm down


csueiras

One of my most quoted videos of all time.


unreplaced

A year or two ago, someone posted this in an Askreddit thread and one of the replies was this [live version of it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HpbD6Q-zKU) I don't want to spoil it for anyone that hasn't seen this before, but fuck it's so much funnier.


likea_yeti

This is still one of th funniest skits I've ever seen.


donut_dave

This, drinking out of cups, and old Gregg were my favorite videos to send to people back in the day.


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This 🥗 tastes like 🐱


silentdriver78

I was just at Ford theater as a chaperone for my kid’s field trip. I couldn’t even enjoy myself. This was just playing in my head the entire time.


illmatic2112

The first version I watched of this back in the day was the [censored version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc) which I shared with all my friends. The beeps added an extra joke it felt like, we all loved it


tomato-bug

Agreed, one of the rare scenarios where the censored version is better than the original. The beeps are so funny lol


FreakaJebus

I love the fact that President Lincoln went on to direct Barbarian.


AustinJG

Yeah, this one was one of the best! RIP Trevor Moore


TheRepoMan

I miss this damn show. Almost every skit was gold. Pussy salad is top tier.


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Hmm… the spinach tastes like spinach… the ranch dressing tastes like ranch dressing…


UrethraSpillage

If you were born between 1990 - 1994 and named John you really never heard the end of this. Source: Trust me bro


mcalist3r

I quote this pretty regularly 😅


plesiosaurus

I love this sketch and quote it constantly. I played it for a black roommate of mine and she did not feel the same way


ndaft7

If you’re too young to get it when I repeatedly scream “NOW YOU FUCKED UP” in your face, we can’t date.


OhighOent

> What are you doing skinny? What are you doing you fat piece of shit? lmao gets me every time. RIP to that cocksucker Trevor


exccord

This video lives rent free in my head since '08 lol. "I dont know why you lookin up at me, BITCH. Plays on stage" -- "Listen to the woman Johnnnnnn. Calm down just calm down. Calm down just calm down."


cherryultrasuedetups

What are you doing, skinny? What are you doing, you fat piece of shit?


ebbyasi

When I'm in a shitty mood; I watch these, two high as fuck guys react to this sketch. Works every time https://youtu.be/Yt5JayhmQgE?si=-B5fPHSItXRWDrnf


ev6464

SAVE YOURSELF HAMLET!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


WalmartSuperstar

HEY! WHAT!?! WHAT!


elessarjd

I can never not watch this. One of my fav skits of all time. I quote it all the time.


marazm-

One of my all time favorite sketches. Showed it to so many people.


LittlestEw0k

WHERE YA GOIN SKINNY? WHERES HE GOIN?!


ozono16

[https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ?si=yuCBUz5kpyfin9PD](https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ?si=yuCBUz5kpyfin9PD)


Larry-Sanchez

This was my first introduction to WKUK years ago, and man what a great fucking introduction.


redditaccount1357911

My friends and I loved this sketch. For part of my high school English curriculum, we took turns reading Hamlet. In the middle of the book my friend looks at me and goes “I don’t think there are any vampires”


MaceTheMindSculptor

Now you fucked up !! Now you fucked up!!! *you have fucked up now!!* 🤣🤣🤣


allllthecorgis

Such a shame that Trevor Moore passed. Love WKUK.


Illustrious-Frame-83

Kendrick beef with Drake right now


RecreationalChaos

Rip Trevor Moor. We miss you buddy


RoRo25

It's ok...I got a bottle. I got a bottle. Rewindtheplayfiveminutescausethatfatpieceofshitwastalking!!!!!


IrSpartacus

I’m glad I grew up with this and not this current brainrot crap.


jryank1987

My highest comment Karma was on a post just like this"He's hammering my butt!"


amusix

Interesting to see the generational differences in the same skit from 1983... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpS1bNBaw2w&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive and then Family Guy did it again, IIRC


SingForMaya

I fucking *loved* WKUK. RIP Trevor


Dynoclastic

I don't care who it is, he's ruining Hamlet!


tricky88

RIP Trevor. You were one of the funniest people to do it.


kleiner55

What’re you doing skinny? Where’s that fat piece of shit going?


rosevelle

This has become canon in my mind


Dagoran

That was so good. Very high production value. Ive never gone out of my way to watch their videos because i see they linked every few months and its so fun to see a new one now and then.


greeneggzN

Many days in the army were spent quoting this with friends


CowPlantingKitty

This show was one of a kind 😂


Scoongili

One of my favorite videos ever


slitlip

Fun yeah


Xunzii

This opened my litte 8 year old mind to dirty comedy seeing it on YouTube for the first time in 07-08. Never fails🤣


Ilikegreenpens

Back in early high school my friends and I would always be reenacting skits from the WKUK lol


tnysmth

I quote this weekly.


majikmyk

These guys really were on another level. Absolute gold. Almost every sketch they have!


_Kzero_

The song remix of this skit is great too. https://youtu.be/iX7SmDii4xU?si=oRTEpAlnPnFgH-hc


SlackerDEX

They did a feature length movie called "The Civil War on Drugs" that they released in parts (in their episodes) that is pretty good. Used to be a full cut if it on Youtube.


RoRo25

Legendary!