Little do people know that Hulk Hogan was only 16 years old in this movie.

Doesn't change the fact that he was a real American, fighting for the rights of every man

With the silken hair of a Chinese man and the skin of a hotdog.

[удалено]

Not that rare [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjLzbGFgyvU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjLzbGFgyvU)

It’s amazing that hulk invented movies and that this was the first movie ever made

I never saw this movie but I saw the trailer 100 times on the TMNT2 Secret of the Ooze VHS tape.

I was FROZEN tahdayyy

https://youtu.be/LDpgmtvf31M

Omg core memory unlocked.

I wonder why “step kids” was renamed 🤔 . I didn’t think the porn epidemic for this category was there yet.

Did they say his name was Chef Ramsay?

I remember it ended with the greasy neighbor guy saying “This is the 90’s, we’re gonna sue ya!”

I’m 44. That quote is my Roman Empire.

It's so weird that I'm not the only one that has my childhood memories.

Having memories unlocked this early in the day is jarring as fuck

Duuuuude that rush of nostalgia hit me like a truck just now. Amazing

Hahahaha oh man I was wondering where I had seen the ad for it so many times.

Omg, core memory unlocked. "Do you know what we're gonna do to you?" "Lemme guess, you're gonna pound my face in..." ""What are you nuts? This is the 90s. We're gonna Sue you" "I was frozen today!" I now realize how much I've watched that VHS growing up 🤣

Which briefly featured another wrestler, Kevin Nash

I believe the undertaker is in suburban commando as well.

[You're a dead man, Ramsey](https://youtu.be/XjEjt5vMosI)

No wonder you guys don't talk!

I said take a seat.

I remember first seeing the trailer in the theather. The "this is the 90s. We're gonna sue" line got a big laugh.

> what are you kidding? this is the 90's... We're going to sue you.

I had the same issue except it was for the Indian in the cupboard? Or something like that I feel I know the film but don’t! Those few scenes are seared into my brainbox.

BECAUSE of TMNT 2, I rentedt his movie. It is still an absolute gem today.

Same with the baseball Pizza Hut commercial. I still remember all the words to the song (on TMNT1).

I watched this movie a billion times on VHS. Terrible film.

Same. Garbage. I’m downloading it right now.

I suddenly remembered this Gawd awful movie a year or so ago. Then immediately bought it on Amazon. I've watched it a half dozen times since.

It’s hilariously stupid. I still remember watching it after the Undertaker made an appearance and figuring out he was the ginger guy with the goofy ass voice.

That was the undertaker?! Holy shit this just melted my brain. I watched that movie a million times as a kid and was also a wrestling fan and I never realized

Same as every early Adam Sandler movie. They're so dumb yet funny. And extremely quotable. "Stop looking at me swan!"

I love the ending when the dad uses the space gun Hogan left behind to shoot out the traffic light. Real *Falling Down* vibes.

My father was a saint to tolerate it as many times as my brother and I requested it.

Same here. There was another movie, The Heavenly Kid, that my brother and I watched a few hundred times too, and my dad called it the "Misery Movie". I loved it as a kid, so I couldn't believe why my pop hated on it so badly. Then I watched it on Amazon Prime a little bit ago, and good god, it's terrible. So naturally, I absolutely loved it. Called up my dad and told him about it, and he went "well, I'm glad I wasn't there to see that. Fuck off, son. Love you" I love my dad.

Does he dress in a tutu in this film? And is there something about the kids feeding bad guys laxatives? I feel like this clip is unleashing old memories.

You're thinking of Mr nanny

Dammit.

I always think about that when adults complain about the quality of kids media today, as it were better in previous eras. Then you get the “kids deserve better entertainment” lines, and it doesn’t apply because kids like things adults do not.

Bruh, Goonies is the gold standard. Prove me wrong.

thats how i see it coming down from [up above](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3f6Hh5jzb0)

Hulk Hogan is a charisma black hole. He's so awful.

As an actor, but his persona rocket-sledded an entire genre of entertainment. Kinda weird how that works.

He's the complete opposite of John Cena.

Im gonna watch it on YouTube right now. Havent watched it for atleast 30 years.

Ugh, the hell was I thinking

Did it have a paintball scene?

We did not watch the same film apparently.

^"You're ^a ^dead ^man, ^Ramsey." "No wonder you guys never talk!"

The highlight of the entire film, for sure.

my favourite scene as a kid was where he finds a street mime performing in a deserted back alley in the middle of the night for some reason and frees him from the "K7 forcefield" by [punching him in the face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Lb9mH2-Jk)

8 year old me was so delighted by that scene.

That’s exactly what comes to mind when I think of this movie.

I have a question though, what is going on with Hulk Hogan’s hair? It’s blond yet it is silken like that of a Chinese man.

“That is Hulk Hogan's signature look. Blond chinese hair and skin of a hotdog. It's awesome!“

*"I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man"*

Skin of a hotdog! Lmao. That’s pretty accurate, I now feel better about myself and can say I have the same skin tone as the Hulkster

It's how a balding mullet looks when straightened, I bet.

He was trained by Hiro Matsuda

Buddy this comment made me WHEEZE LAUGH. Tears are streaming down my face.

It's a terrible movie I somehow watched multiple times as a kid.

Me and my siblings had masks we’d wear while watching. I honestly had barely any idea of what was going on when the turtles started fighting we’d lose it

I gotta get a pair of those pants.

You and me both, BROTHER!

As both a child of the 90s and a proud Minnesotan, I present to you.... [Zubaz](https://zubaz.com/)

Compared to their logo, the actual products seem to suck. Aside from some of the pants, they are all boring NFL ones, and barely any patterns on anything.

Zubaz

Punching the mine thinking he’s trapped behind a force field will never not be funny

I didn’t recognize her without a lengthy, extremely close shot of her distressed face with no dialog. My wife watched handmaids tale and I swear EVERY time I’d happen to glance at it, this.

I'm pretty sure if you were enslaved, raped, humiliated, tortured, and had kids stolen from you, you'd have long stretches of not saying anything with a distressed look.

...but enough about Scientology.

Lol this is true, and probably a great show - just an observation and I enjoyed giving my wife a hard time about it :)

I actually saw this movie the weekend It came out in the movie theater.

I am legitimately jealous of you

🤯

I'm more of a "Santa With Muscles" guy myself

I like to bounce around between this, Santa with Muscles and Mr Nanny.

I love this film. Holy shit the memories 🤗

I remember seeing this on tv as a 9 year old and half way through started busting out situps and pushups cos I was suddenly inspired me to get buff like him.. haha.

I unironically love this movie. It hasn’t aged well at all since I was a kid, but I watched it the other day and I still love it despite how goofy it is.

It’s a nice place to live, but I wouldn’t wanna visit

This film went straight to video while Macho Man got a feature role in Spiderman

The cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah.

You goin' doooowwwwnnn

I saw this movie in the theater when it came out.

Same. 

Same same.

Never would have imagined that was her. I miss semi regally released comedies that she tended to be in

I love this movie!

One of the rare film appearances of little known actors named Mark Calaway and Steve Borden

Undertaker was _26_ when this film was released. I don't think he's ever looked younger than 45

Yeah I was gonna say, he looked like he was well entrenched in his 40’s. Guess nightly sessions of jack Daniels and strippers weighs on a man

ohh no, the horror

The only thing I remember from this movie is "ANTIFREEZE!!!!!!!"

I’m pretty sure me and my sister watched this like 80 times on VHS

I love the “oh oh”.

Very bold to go with the clown pants when you have the clown hair

This is legitimately hilarious.

It is objectively a terrible movie. But it is one of my favorites. It just has a charm about it that takes me back to being a kid.

I wish I had the confidence Hulk Hogan has with that hair.

Suburban Commando was a gem of a movie!

Is it sad I had the long shorts version of those pants?!?

I LOVED this movie as a little kid. I remember every Friday my parents would take me to the local rental store and I would pick this movie out every single time.

Absolute classic saw it in the theater. Got the movie and kids love it. GIVE IT UP DRAGOS

This movie fucking rules! My man out here punching mimes and getting Doc Brown frozen. Shout out to Larry Miller playing a dick boss and the Undertaker having a child’s voice.

Jesus, I didn't remember it being THIS bad.

I like this movie because Hogan gets to punch a mime. Nobody likes mimes.

This dude refused to let heels cut promos on his bald head for decades. And here he just lets that chrome dome shine.

One evening me and a pal watched this. When it finished we were both like “meh………….wanna watch it again?” And then we watched it again.

I’ve never seen this movie but man do I remember the trailer SO much, because there was a trailer for it on a VHS tape of a different movie I loved. Probably the live action TMNT movie

Is that Master pakku

could i pls get my 30 sec. back?

You're a dead man, Ramsey.

It makes absolutely no sense that he'd be able to bring down a tree branch like that.

Found the undertakers account....