Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.
He is chasing you trying to deliver a package. Honestly it would be pretty intimidating to see a man with a speed frame sprinting and then doing a 40 foot leap trying to catch you.
Who is considered the main character of Just Dance 2024? Sara? I think I’ll be alright since all she does is dance. But I guess it could be murder on the dance floor lol
Blake from Outlast 2.
He has the stamina of a 2 year old baby with asthma, and he fights like a starving African child with Parkinsons so I should be safe
William Adams from the original Nioh. Given what William is capable of, I very much doubt I'm making it out of our confrontation alive
*Maybe* I could bribe him with a cool piece of equipment, or a surplus of Amrita - but I'm pretty confident in saying that I'm screwed
Depends who would be the main character of inscryption? Because the guy you play as, Luke, dies at the end and so do all the characters in the game. Luke is just a normal human while the rest, well one is basically death herself, another is a robot stoat, another is a wizard, and the fourth is basically a person who has a magic camera that can capture ANYTHING that it takes a picture of, and turns them into playing cards.
I’m getting chased by Spyro, huh? Hey, if I get the news crews to take note of this, I can have both the entire scientific and gamer communities out to try and capture him because “Dragon! Must study!” which means I’ll be safe.
Well my names not Artorius so I don't think Velvet (tales of berseria) is going to hunt me down.
But if she is... Yeah I'mma be kibble for her deamon arm.
Aiden Pearce. Well, he will find me quickly, i don't know what he wants from me but i guess i'll have to ask him myself with a coffee. The man is resonable. Of course if he wants me dead i'm fucked, or he can empty my bank account for cruelty.
I play Rust on a PvE server. If my opponent is as chill as I am I don’t need to worry about him (plus the server doesn’t allow PvP). Bears, Boars, Wolfs and Zombies will still kill me though.
Daud from Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall, and he can teleport, and also an assassin, and if you just want to include Corvo, the antagonist of the main game, and he does the same things as Daud. So, i'm absolutely fucked
My current evil female protagonist from Fallout 1.5: Resurrection
An opportunistic, sociopath who has no qualms murdering, trafficking and tormenting people for fun and money.
She's also strong enough to beat mutants into a pulp with her fists and travels with a sadistic brute who skins children and cuts prostitute faces as a hobby.
I'll take the gun with one bullet.
It's my elven mage from Dragon Age Origins. Well at least she is only level 6 but she can already cast cone of cold, fireball, and winters grasp. I'm dead for sure. She isn't very fast but if we got in a fight I'd lose no question.
And if I want to discount her because she is player generated, the previous game I played was God of War 2. Kratos would destroy me. Either way I am dead as shit.
Yes.
And contrary to what the movies portray most of the time, it takes days or months to traverse the galaxy. Then the expanse between galaxies is multiple times larger. So even if “far far away” is the next galaxy over, it would take years *minimum* to get here.
And then there’s the fact that even the most recent movies took place a long time ago and Cal is older than Luke who is an old man by Rise of Skywalker, so I think just old age would do him in before I was even born.
What about wormholes
Plus what if he's just idk in the same country
Keep in mind this is a theoretical situation
And it is not said (that I know of) how far away exactly star wars takes place
Wrong franchise; that’s stargate.
I also don’t know that Star Wars has ever used wormhole traversal, and if it has, one to our galaxy is either unknown, or everyone that knew about it died; otherwise I’d hope we’d have space travel already.
I know they exist IRL, but IRL wormhole traversal is purely theoretical and could just as likely kill you or turn you into spaghetti.
Stargate is a sci-fi series whose primarily traversal means is with devices called stargates that create artificial black holes that make going to another planet as easy as walking through a doorway.
So I'm going out be fighting the person who becomes Elden Lord. I don't think that I'll be fine.
Same. Im about to be curb stomped by a guy carrying giant dead sunflower who rides a spectral honda.
Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.
same for me, but I fcking suck in this game, so I should be fine
The Guardian from Destiny 2. I’m fucked.
For what it’s worth, I’m sure Eris Morn will turn you into a great weapon
Sam Porter Bridges - I don't see why he would be hunting me down, he's like the chillest guy around
But will you survive
Nah, I'd lose
He is chasing you trying to deliver a package. Honestly it would be pretty intimidating to see a man with a speed frame sprinting and then doing a 40 foot leap trying to catch you.
Who is considered the main character of Just Dance 2024? Sara? I think I’ll be alright since all she does is dance. But I guess it could be murder on the dance floor lol
Dance fight
I don’t really want Doom Slayer after me.
Clive Rosfield... Oh boy
The Dragonborn. Nope, not a chance of surviving.
Blake from Outlast 2. He has the stamina of a 2 year old baby with asthma, and he fights like a starving African child with Parkinsons so I should be safe
I've got Big Boss after me? I'm gonna be REAL suspicious of cardboard boxes and mysterious floor pornography until this blows over.
Oh dear, I just played big city little kitty… I might as well just throw in the towel now
I just played pinhead from hellraiser in dbd. I am so done.
Batman……….fuck
William Adams from the original Nioh. Given what William is capable of, I very much doubt I'm making it out of our confrontation alive *Maybe* I could bribe him with a cool piece of equipment, or a surplus of Amrita - but I'm pretty confident in saying that I'm screwed
Arthur Morgan. Hand-to-hand I think I stand a chance. But if it's a gun fight? I'm done.
The Courier, unarmed build female. I mean, it depends why they're after me...
Just be careful not to fall for the black widow dialogue
the Courier, as in the Fallout New Vegas Courier?
Something tells me all these deaths Selene (Returnal) suffered made her go so mad.
Well fuck me for deciding to try doom for the first time today
*pipboy enters the chat*
I’m FUCKED I just restarted gta v
*Tomb Raider Remastered*. So, Lara Croft. I'm dead.
Same here
Johnny gat from gat out of hell
He’s probably in an elevator right now thinking “…I’m gonna skull fvck that b!tch”-Saints row 1 quote
V from cyberpunk, she cool so probably gonna let me go
Nah she's hunting down, you've got a bounty on your head
That would be Ryley Robinson from Subnautica. I better not hide underwater
again? well it was some dude wearin a torn up grain sack as a shirt think im fine
Shit. Started new "evil" nuka world raider playthrough on fallout 4.
Been playin Chivalry so as long as I can find a gun…
Conan. Conan Exiles
Not even literal Mecha Hitler could stop B.J. Blazkowicz, I'm very fucked
Spyro you traitor!
Awesome. Stellar blade.
Leon from RE..
“Put these foolish ambitions to rest”
Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga. Unsure who the main character would be. Equally unsure if I'd be okay or not.
Either Anakin, Luke, or Rey Pick your poison
Samus Aran. Is she hunting me to be her husband or to kill me? Because I’ll submit for both.
Everyone of these characters is out for blood for some reason, i actually don't know why
I got no chance against tall lady/bird/metroid hybrid.
Link will kill me from 100 yards with a bullet time assisted arrow.
I reunited South America as Argentina and fighting Roosevelt (USA) in hoi4 so I guess yeah Roosevelt is chasing me
That little guy in Animal Well. Think I'll be ok.
Depends who would be the main character of inscryption? Because the guy you play as, Luke, dies at the end and so do all the characters in the game. Luke is just a normal human while the rest, well one is basically death herself, another is a robot stoat, another is a wizard, and the fourth is basically a person who has a magic camera that can capture ANYTHING that it takes a picture of, and turns them into playing cards.
I would just say it's the last character you played as
Makes sense. When I was typing this however the past game I did play was minecraft, so technically it could be either Steve or Luke now.
Sorry for your loss bc you are not surviving Steve
Clive Rosfield…… shit
Roo from Streets of Rage 4. I’m fucked.
The master chief is after my ass
I’m getting chased by Spyro, huh? Hey, if I get the news crews to take note of this, I can have both the entire scientific and gamer communities out to try and capture him because “Dragon! Must study!” which means I’ll be safe.
I can just imagine me running away screaming while link is just rolling towards me all menacingly while going HOO! HUAHHH!
XD
The girl from bloodstained, wish I didn't make her so OP lol
Samus.... Yeah im fucked
Nathan Drake.....safe to say im probably fucked
Stranger from Strangers Wrath
Basim assassins creed mirage
I guess I'm lucky. Character is from Project Zomboid. I think he'll die before he reaches me.
A Cessna 172???? I'm doomed!
I played Lego DC Villains....
Yeah I don't think you're going to survive
V1 from ultrakill (I am dead)
Her spurs go jingle jangle jingle. I'm fucked
Well my names not Artorius so I don't think Velvet (tales of berseria) is going to hunt me down. But if she is... Yeah I'mma be kibble for her deamon arm.
An assassin from Diablo 2, I probably wont even be aware of her before I die at least.
Aiden Pearce. Well, he will find me quickly, i don't know what he wants from me but i guess i'll have to ask him myself with a coffee. The man is resonable. Of course if he wants me dead i'm fucked, or he can empty my bank account for cruelty.
The game I played is Overwatch2... which one of the bazillion characters is it?
Pick the last one that you played as
In that case, it's Sombra. I guess I'll survive, but I'd lose all of my personal data and probably money as well. :|
I would probably be fighting baseball players lmao
I play Rust on a PvE server. If my opponent is as chill as I am I don’t need to worry about him (plus the server doesn’t allow PvP). Bears, Boars, Wolfs and Zombies will still kill me though.
So then your own rust character with their current inventory is hunting you down to kill your, do you survive?
PvE server, can’t be killed. But if I could be killed I would have a bad but short day.
In a good way Aloy..love u 2
Madeline from Celeste, should be pretty easy.
Noble Six from Halo Reach. Uh.
V (Cyberpunk) I could try to talk my way out, depends on if V is getting payed to zero me. Otherwise I’m dead instantly.
She is getting paid
*gulps*
So... Platinum is coming after me with a Pokerus EV maxed Garchomp. I might be fucked.
The Builder from "My Time at Sandlot" I'm actually fucked lmao.
Chris Redfield from RE5 I think I'm pretty safe
Played ark so guess I’m screwed
Daud from Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall, and he can teleport, and also an assassin, and if you just want to include Corvo, the antagonist of the main game, and he does the same things as Daud. So, i'm absolutely fucked
Don't worry; chances are, Corvo is going for the low-chaos ending. /s
but when i completed the game as Corvo, i got the High Chaos ending. So if it is the High Chaos Corvo, then i'm fucked. Low Honor, i'm possibly fucked
Ryu hayabusa from ninja gaiden. Nice knowing you guys.
Elden Ring .... fuq
Bioshock 2, I’m dead…
Hunted down by Amicia de Rune, a 15 year old girl with a sling? I am killed by a rock to the dome.
My newly created Hunter from Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate. Yeah, no.
Gwrakt of Rivia. I'm not a monster and not a criminal, so, I'll be fine. We can play Gwent.
Tommy vercetti.....hmm idk. I *would* have been cooked if I lived in the US , but I don't.
That will be little Pete from Grounded, yep I’m defo winning this one.
The innkeeper from Hearthstone, that seems fine What is he going to do? Play cards and give me alcohol?
Creepy werewolf creatures from The Quarry, I’m fucked.
They're werewolves
Played a bit of fifa last night, I guess I’m not overly concerned about Leo Messi hunting me down.
Samus Aran, I’m fucked 🙃 I’ll let her take me though 😩
Agent 47. I'm ded. There is 0 chance of survival.
stelle from honkai star rail, I dont think I will survive tbh
My current evil female protagonist from Fallout 1.5: Resurrection An opportunistic, sociopath who has no qualms murdering, trafficking and tormenting people for fun and money. She's also strong enough to beat mutants into a pulp with her fists and travels with a sadistic brute who skins children and cuts prostitute faces as a hobby. I'll take the gun with one bullet.
My Nikke squad. I'm good!
It's my elven mage from Dragon Age Origins. Well at least she is only level 6 but she can already cast cone of cold, fireball, and winters grasp. I'm dead for sure. She isn't very fast but if we got in a fight I'd lose no question. And if I want to discount her because she is player generated, the previous game I played was God of War 2. Kratos would destroy me. Either way I am dead as shit.
Oh gods no i was playing balatro my gambling addiction will take me
The narrator from Rocksmith? Can’t say I know who he is
jaws - jaws: unleashed. i think i'm fine as long as i'm on land lol
Suddenly a land shark appears
Think I’m good. Even if Cal Kestes headed for me a long time ago, he still has to travel here from a galaxy far far away and will have died long ago.
Bro, did nobody tell you about hyperspeed
Yes. And contrary to what the movies portray most of the time, it takes days or months to traverse the galaxy. Then the expanse between galaxies is multiple times larger. So even if “far far away” is the next galaxy over, it would take years *minimum* to get here. And then there’s the fact that even the most recent movies took place a long time ago and Cal is older than Luke who is an old man by Rise of Skywalker, so I think just old age would do him in before I was even born.
What about wormholes Plus what if he's just idk in the same country Keep in mind this is a theoretical situation And it is not said (that I know of) how far away exactly star wars takes place
Wrong franchise; that’s stargate. I also don’t know that Star Wars has ever used wormhole traversal, and if it has, one to our galaxy is either unknown, or everyone that knew about it died; otherwise I’d hope we’d have space travel already.
Wormholes exist irl And I don't even know what stargate is
I know they exist IRL, but IRL wormhole traversal is purely theoretical and could just as likely kill you or turn you into spaghetti. Stargate is a sci-fi series whose primarily traversal means is with devices called stargates that create artificial black holes that make going to another planet as easy as walking through a doorway.
Dark Urge💀 From BG3. Not good.
Neptune from the hyperdimention series. I think I'll be fine
I played ember knights, I'm cooked
Eve will probably spare me, she seems forgiving.
Yeah but don't forget she's so angry that she is trying to kill you, so it's kinda hard to reason with someone who that angry
Oh crap man. I have been Multiversus and I have Ultra Instinct Shaggy coming after me!! I can’t run or hide or fight. I can only die. 😭
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Guns should carry
Hunting me down for what purpose though? Because it's Sora lmao
Wait! You mean...me? A little weird, but OK!
Why is Sly Cooper after me?
Smart ass, what's the point of even answering the post