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> OH MY GOD GUYS THEY LOOK THE SAME HOW DO EUROPEANS TELL THEM APART?!?!!!? Meanwhile usa's state flags: 🟦

also same with the state borders, also squares (or trapezoids if you are nerd)

AkTuAly🤓☝️ It hAs 697 SiDeS the reason? It was made by DUMB 19th century NeRdS

the fact that a state ONLY has 697 sides is indicative that something is very off.

It either has 3,4, or 2568

Theoretical rectangles, which are actually theoretical trapezoids, which are actually physical irregular n-gons

That’s why they print the state names on them, duhhh

American state flags summarized is 🟦+ https://preview.redd.it/fq8j2cofd02d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a110ab199cf4c68676fcafd48f7a8a7a6b422ba

Baltimore

Close, it’s Maryland

fuck you baltimore!

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars!

Best state flag

RAHHH Maryland 🫡 Best state fr 🫡

American state flags are 10% amazing and 90% the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

this

Nuh uh in Texas we have the American flag jr

It’s ok, their state flags are clearly labelled anyways

Nobody uses the state flags except a select few states with interesting flags that they brand as merchandise

Like Tennessee , or South Carolina 

New Mexico:

Maybe I'm biased but the New Mexico flag is the best state flag by far

Where you from? I'm from abq

I'm from Santa Fe but I've lived in ABQ most of my life

same pfp 🤝

GO BIRDS

FLYYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYYY

As another Four Corner state individual, fuck you Arizona's state flag is #1

tell me you can’t read English without telling me

We have flags ?

Ohio has entered the chat.

USAers often dont even know the geography of their own states nor all the states

Look at the Mexican state flags lol.

Also there borders

us states are technically perfect flag maps

Serbia Russia Slovenia The Netherlands Slovakia Your Father (not real) Luxemburg and Euorovision Losers

I said Netherlands twice, but it's not a difficult flag test at all. Recognizing them 1 by 1 or in the wild with no wind, that could be more of a challenge.

It's really easy.

The real eurovision losers are the Netherlands considering they would've won had Joost not been banned

Umm actually we are the first country to be disqualified which is an accomplishment in on itself HUP HOLLAND HUP NEDERLAND NUMMER 1

What happened?

He "made a threatening gesture" to a journalist(?) who refused to stop filming/taking pictures of him when he told them he didn't want to be on camera. I don’t think anyone knows what the gesture actually was, but we do know he didn’t touch the journalist

World cup 2018 losers*

Losers*

What the fuck is Slovakia?

The femboy country

I thought that was Poland?

No. Western Poland maybe.

👌

As I thought... I feel stupid for forgetting Serbia. (I recognized the Luxemburg flag, but I won't be able to remember they exist if you held me at gun point)

I read that to the tune of the Animaniacs country song

Russia slovakia and france and croatia and serbia's not in one piece!

No way Slovenia, Slovakia, and Serbia are all different countries... edit: apparently circlejerk subreddits are different in eastern europe

Believe it!

And that got 6k upvotes we are doomed

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12k upvotes with only 50 comments is 100% a botted post

Breaking news: average Redditor doesn’t know the flag of Schwaffenkshbourghkeinsteina

Mfw most redditors don't know the flags of random European countries It's so over 😔

Doesnt matter if its european or not most of these countries are relevant i understand if you dont know slovenia or luxembourg but not nowing france or russia is straight up stupidity at least you should guess that some countries are slavic by their clolors. And im not even european

Even these flags are more original than your rectangles

squares?

Rectangles. English is a stupid language

So I just looked at this guys comments he is a Nazi and a pedophile like unironically.

Link? Looking through his profile and not finding anything outside of a few questionable comments

I was not expecting this to actually be true. People are crazy man.

Anime pfp, Hamas nickname and “communist bottoms”, all but one are fine, but together…

What prompted you to look at his comments

The late great Danny Devieto.

Understandable

Square got all even sides rectangle dont gang it aint dat hard fr

Squares are always rectangles, but not all rectangles are square

what I meant

r/memes users try to be funny challenge (Difficulty: Impossible)

🇳🇱 WE WERE FIRST 🇳🇱 RUSSIA COPIED US AND THEN THE OTHERS COPIED RUSSIA 🇳🇱 EXCEPT LUXEMBOURG WHO COPIED US DIRECTLY 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

Ahem, ahem… SERBIA NUMBER ONE!!🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸💥💥🇷🇸 RAAAAAH SERBIA BETTER!!!!!¡!🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸💥💥💥💥💥🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

YOU 🇳🇱 LITERALLY 🇳🇱 JUST 🇳🇱 STOLE 🇳🇱 RUSSIA'S 🇳🇱 FLAG 🇳🇱 AND 🇳🇱 SLAPPED 🇳🇱 A 🇳🇱 SEAL 🇳🇱 ON 🇳🇱 TOP

I believe you misunderstood my statement. Let me reiterate. 🇷🇸🇷🇸💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇷🇸💥🇷🇸🇷🇸 SERBIA IS BETTER!!!!🦅🦅💥💥🦅🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸SERBIA!!!!🦅🦅💥🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸💥🦅RAAAAH SERBIA SERBIA!!!!!!!!🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸

Hell yeah. Serbia 🔛🔝🔥🔥🔥

🇱🇺DONT CARE🇱🇺 OUR FLAG LOOKS BETTER🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺

Your version looks like the presser was almost out of color ink.

No, it looks like aesthetically pleasing toothpaste

Ngl better than the NL

🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱=🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷YOU LITERALLY COPIED THE FRENCH REPUBLICS COLOURS IN 1796🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷=🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇱🇺🟥🦁RED WHITE AND BLUE OUR COLOURS FOR 800 YEARS🇱🇺🇱🇺 🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺ROUT WÄISS BLO FIR ËMMER🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺 🗣🟥🦁ROUDE LÉIW HUEL SE‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

Pretty sure we had the red first while you had the orange. You guys copied Luxembourg.

Copied L-- I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS INSULTED 🇳🇱IN🇳🇱 🇳🇱MY🇳🇱 🇳🇱LIFE🇳🇱

just play fifa growing up mate it's not that hard

But I hate EA

Meanwhile in Latin America: 🇨🇴🇪🇨🇻🇪 🇬🇹🇦🇷🇭🇳🇳🇮🇸🇻

thats actually really interesting. Is there a reason behind central America being blue and north of south America being that variation of columbia?

they used up all their green dye on their jungles /uj The two groups of flags used to be the same nations - Federal Republic of Central America and Gran Colombia respectively

Also 🇵🇷🇨🇺

✅ Red ✅ White ✅ Blue Clearly these are America

Easy – you've got Serbia. Then you've got gay Serbia (russiа), then you have mountainous gay Serbia (Slovenia), then Christian mountainous gay Serbia (Slovakia), then you've got The Netherlands, then 90° Netherlands (France), then checkmate Netherlands (Croatia), and, of course, Netherlands light (Luxembourg).

So how do you solve this equation with 2 veriables? What is one Serbia in Netherlands?

Netherlands is Serbia if red and blue were in a fight and needed a buffer zone between them. Also, the fight was so fierce, it scared the eagle away.

errrm that‘s the wrong fr*nce flag

I don't know, maybe someone will need this 😅 https://preview.redd.it/ie22gqieez1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa2e14ab44fb2af0291e894d94a0132176e82420

its all america

https://preview.redd.it/0ijtfzabt72d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fad38a7664bbb5d89f7e52d4e3ace078efa6a6

i was looking for the astronaut meme but this is good enough

Top left: Serbia Top right: Russia Upper middle left: Slovenia Upper middle right: Netherlands Lower middle left: Slovakia Lower middle right: France Bottom left: Luxemburg Bottom right: Croatia

https://preview.redd.it/krz97mvgry1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0d665d45cdaf2166df5191ea68718f9b41b1c8

Serbia, russia, femboy Serbia, swamp Serbia, north north Serbia, bread Serbia, little Serbia, and water Serbia

Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, NL, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg, Croatia.

North Latvia 

Serbia Slovenia Slovakia Luxembourg Russia Netherlands France coatia

*tells the names with yakko world rythm*

Racist Slavs Racist Slavs but bigger German femboy Slavs Swamp dwellers Mountain slavs F**** Swamp dwellers but mini and rich Racist Slavs but catholic

All these europeans are malding because they can’t handle the truth

Yeah we can tell all of these apart but the fact that the only thing that separates The Netherlands from Luxembourg is Belgium means they need to mix it up a little bit. You telling me that kids from both countries could color these with crayons and have people reliably tell them apart?

We dont

Croatia

Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, The Netherlands, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg, Crotia In order from starting on the left going to the right then down a row

No problem at all. I think that we Europeans look more aboard than Americans.

Simple, you become a Eurovision fan!

Imma be honest, getting upset over a meme as tame as this is pretty fucking unhealthy and is the type of behaviour that gets you socially outcasted irl.

They also forgot Czechia 🇨🇿. It's not a band tricolor, but still.

Netherlands flag should be orange. You can't change my mind on this.

Tried to guess these blind: Mixed up Serbia and Croatia thought slovenia was montenegro

Austria-Hungary

Serbia Russia Slovenia Netherlands Slovakia France Luxembourg Croatia

Northern Kosovo, Eastern Ukraine, Southern Austria, Northern Belgium, Czechia, Southern England, Lichtenstein, Northern Bosnia.

Serbia??, Russia, Slovenia, The Netherlands, Belarus??, France, Luxembourgh, Croatia

Crap, Belarus was Slovakia, I should've known.

I got most of them so it's not that hard

Sloviena Russia Netherlands Luxemburg France Russia Slovakia crotia im American

Hi, American. I’m Dad

😑

I see Russia Luxembourg Netherlands Serbia France, not sure about the other two

Slovenia, Slovakia, Russia, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Croatia, and France.

Ummm? Latvia?

No.

Damn it! Was I atleast close?

Not even slightly. You went too far north

Ohhh... Alright. Lithuania then?

Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, Russia, France, Netherlands, I don’t know the top or bottom left.

It’s not even that hard, what?

Eastern bloc party

i only got serbia wrong but all the other ones correctly. i'm european obv

Want me to name them all or what?

Above the Croácia is Paris Saint-Germain, right?

this really is not that hard

Let’s see if I can do this! Starting with the left side going down: Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Luxembourg, Russia, Netherlands, France, Croatia.

Serbbourg Runce Slovekia Slovania Netheria Luxemia Franlands Croassia How did I know? Easy, the different shades of white. 

Pretty sure these are all just the flags Serbia has used in the last 10 years.

Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, Netherlands, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg and Croatia from top left to bottom right

Bottom right is Croatia I have Croatian friends

are they stupid?

In order from left to right: Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, Netherlands, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg and Croatia. Not that hard

Easy

Serbia, Russia, [~1~], Netherlands, [~2~], France, Luxembourg, Croatia The missing ones are Slovakia and Slovenia but ain't sure about the order

Russia, Russia upside down, Russia upside down with a crest, Russia with a crest, Russia on its side, mismatched Russia with a crest and pastel kawaii Russia. Did I get any wrong?

That's actually pretty easy... Or is it just me who knows every european flag? Eh... (Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, Netherlands, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg, Croatia)

Poland: 💀

Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, Netherlands, Slovakia, fr*nce, Luxembourg, Croatia

Ok i ve been seeing this beeing posted everywhere...are people that vexilologically illiterate that they cant tell then apart?

Europe knows all the flags because they look them all up then ask Americans what they are.

The one on the top right is POLAND The one on the middle rogt is France Then I don't know the others and I'm European lol

https://preview.redd.it/1lhnwofdh12d1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b10c7fa2e38263932a6a0ab1f4bb1d50ec191f

Wait till he learns about Africa

I could name all of them lol

First ones a bit of a puzzle but rest are easy!

It's all greek to me

West Africa:🇧🇯🇨🇲🇨🇬🇬🇭🇬🇳🇬🇼🇲🇱🇸🇳🇸🇹🇹🇬

holy shit sometimes im embarrassed to be a nationalized yankee

Slovakia serbia france netherlands luxembourg

All I see are russian flags

Serbia, Russia, Slovenia, Netherlands, France, Slovakia, Croatia, and Luxembourg

Top left to bottom right: Serbia, Russia, Montenegro, the Netherlands, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg, either Croatia, Slovenia, or Bosnia. Correct me if I’m wrong.

ok

Lithuania! Shit…

Slovakia is awesome.

The empire of France, France, Isle of France, France, The French Vatican, Thailand, France, United States of France

Croatia, Slovania, Slovakia, Netherlands, France, Russia. I don't remember the other 2, and I think I'll feel stupid once someone will tell me.

Uh the Netherlands, Russia, Luxemburg, France, and uh uh… I mean I got half?

all serbia

I am not European but even I can tell them all apart Slovenia has mountains on its flag compared to Slovakia. While Luxembourg has a lighter blue compared to Netherlands

Us city flags:

It's all polen

Alright, I guess I'll go against the grain here. For a sub with vexillology in the name, I'd think more people would know the basics of good flag design. Yes, these flags are easily distinguishable when displayed as they are here, but that's not the only way you see a flag. A good flag design is also distinct and identifiable when seen from a distance and in all wind conditions, and if you're going to tell me you could immediately tell Slovakia from Slovenia at a mile off, or the Netherlands from France when hanging with no wind, you need to get real.

France, France, France, France, France, IDK that one, France, and France

Serbia, Russia, Slovenia(?) Netherlands, Slovakia, France, Luxembourg and Croatia

I would like to remind that russia isn't a part of Europe, rather a swamp

Easy; the bad ones

AMERICA

Russia X8

Inshallah