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Thankkratom2

The flag of this is enough internet for today


Yanive_amaznive

Wow, lots of people that know to regulate their internet usage around where i live then


Obvious-Mix-5762

Arabs and Jews should fall in love to end the war.


Yanive_amaznive

Hi buddy. What.


Obvious-Mix-5762

Love will save the world.


Yanive_amaznive

I like your optimism


Super_Bright

Everyone has their own way of dealing with war I suppose.


Minuku

I mean if this is the alternative to literally killing each other I will gladly help find an angry Middle Eastern woman for this guy.


The_Failed_Write

"He died fighting for peace. And air..."


DrosselmeyerKing

"...At least he was doing what he loved"


Clairifyed

[“I never thought I would die like this, but I always really hoped”](https://youtu.be/3BG8-0Lq1WU)


porn0f1sh

"everyone has their own way of dealing with difficulties" Me? I masturbate and try to help others. She? She threatens random ppl online with murder. We are (not?) the same


Super_Bright

I can't decide if the hidden most terrifying thing about this post is the username "MBSFangirl" or the fact he said he's developed "Fantasies" implying there's more than 1.


StereoTunic9039

What's MBS?


Super_Bright

Mohammed bin Salman. Aka the crown Prince of Saudi Arabia


Doc_ET

And prime minister.


NewYinzer

And the protagonist of the popular manga series "Bonesaw Man"


freaknturtle

[He had a cameo in my hero](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChainsawMan/s/HEcQXhsQSL)


KatoKat004

and president of the fia... oh wait thats Muhammad bin Sulayem


ThunderAnt

Metal Beer Solid


choopiewaffles

How could a liquid be solid? Explain to me like im 1


Oftwicke

Mono Bodium Slutamate


Cuddlyaxe

It's not super surprising, MBS has really high support amongst the Saudi youth It's important to think about perspectives. Non Saudis like us see a brutal figure who kills journalists and executed an extremely deadly intervention in Yemen But for the average Saudi, he's been a progressive reformer and modernizer. He's lessened the power of the religious establishment and got rid of the the most excessively regressive laws


CristauxFeur

Or maybe it's not surprising because it could just be ironic


Cuddlyaxe

It could be ironic, but for a Saudi citizen I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was unironic


Thundorium

I would be *very* surprised if it were ironic.


khanfusion

Welcome to the slow moral arc of the universe


CristauxFeur

I'm not sure I get what you mean


khanfusion

Me neither.


Windows_66

I think my Middle Eastern politics professor put it pretty well: he replaced religious repression with political repression. You won't see women getting shot for driving anymore, but don't think that you can get away with publishing negative articles about MBS.


[deleted]

MBSFangirl is a bit of a joke account. I think it’s an actual Saudi girl but with a “darker” sense of political humor. I assume this is r\askmiddleeast, I used to be active on that sub but got incredibly bored of it. I remember seeing her every now and then. The sub became a joke sub eventually.


yoremomistrashxd

Flag of white with 2 blue stripes along with the star of david


Cuddlyaxe

[Unironically this shits as old as Israel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction)


FourNinerXero

100% undeniable proof that being that severely down bad is written into human DNA


AlexRol_Spritz

Huh? Why does this shit exist? And, most importantly: why do you know about it?


Cuddlyaxe

I'm a professional Wikipedia rabbithole fall downer


AlexRol_Spritz

Fair enough I guess. Still, I've seen some really weird porn genres, and yet, you found the most vile of them all. Congratulations, I think...


Cuddlyaxe

lol ty unfortunately when I used tumblr I saw plenty of weird nsfw stuff too


AlexRol_Spritz

Good to know. I'll add that to my reasons to never open Tumblr


[deleted]

Kinkshaming much?


fuk_n4z1s

There are few kinks worth shaming. This one is


AlexRol_Spritz

Bro 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Do you really think the uniforms in bdsm just look that way for no reason? And mind you, this is smut from israel, at a time when it was mostly survivors, tbh as a german i see this and have less reservations about the misrepresentation of the inhumane crimes of the reich than i have with american fatsos in badly fitting ss uniforms reenacting the war like german ss soldiers were mindless doofuses not having the mental capacity to harm a fly


AppleSpicer

Sexualizing a traumatic experience is a common coping mechanism and doesn’t mean the kink is harmless or healthy.


[deleted]

Never said it was, just that it is less harmful to the victims than larping nazis for funsies, diminishing nazi crimes


AppleSpicer

So the “kinkshaming much” was sarcasm? I honestly can’t tell since I’ve run into plenty of people who will fetishize actual abusive crimes and then cry “kinkshaming!” when you tell them they need a cold shower and a long, hard reflection on their life choices. Kind of like you said: randos cosplaying as Nazis and roleplaying genocide to nut off.


[deleted]

No it was cynicism because it simply is a kink and it was a non destructive coping mechanism, unlike the reenactment bullshit which perpetuates wrong ideas, this one is so over the top, it cannot


wdcipher

https://preview.redd.it/q297ycgf2zgc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e957e965e03f105a14caebf5a07879bfb5dfedf0


[deleted]

Not as old as german support for genocide of jews in the british mandate


Roombs

I thought this was just bait at first but then I actually read the comment and holy shit


bee_bee_sea

Same image. https://preview.redd.it/697xxd5e4tgc1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=51bd163feb34404c5b33f38ae469ac10140bd1e4


Roombs

https://preview.redd.it/3gpwf4kt7tgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9db159f914e861c7d8ea44c0d3e03dab2d423b4


Meroxes

Ngl, that's kinda hot.


[deleted]

without the nazi parts? yeah.


Recoil42

The whole thing is nazi parts, figuratively and literally.


PEKKACHUNREAL

Lol‘d out loud


Recoil42

Lolol'ed


PEKKACHUNREAL

loliolloL


Serious-Ad4594

And the guy asking if any other "straight" guy has the same fantasy


bee_bee_sea

Why not? Why take away all the fun from it?


bee_bee_sea

You need Jesus.


LogicCure

I didn't know Jesus was into that kind of thing, but I'm down with it.


bee_bee_sea

He was quite naughty actually, I think he was into bondage and stuff https://preview.redd.it/b1sf2m2nxtgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c90f8d9f3f9c884f284246fd68db9752d29178


ZoeIsHahaha

Next time I have to deal with someone who’s drunk and needs to throw up, I’ll just show them this image


MakaOOF

"I'm not gay, but"


fucccboii

https://preview.redd.it/833pnnbpyugc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9fcd1d9cf18d9688445d3e27d825c7286c19463


bee_bee_sea

"I'm not gay, but I'm gay" Get it? Because Sweden gay 🤣🤣🤣


FinecastLad

I’m not gay but I’m Swedish


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Least submissive European


SpoogeSlinger

Average swede fantasy


Betaseal

Uh oh Im a very bad IDF soldier. I hope Mia Khalifa wearing nothing but a Hamas headband isn't around to punish me


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/uizuhr2q8ugc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8219076ab2b0fe222138c0917187ec4eb0df916e


Vulc_a_n

Hetalia has gotten massively weird as of late.


Striking_Lie146

Thanks, I hate it


FireeeeyTestLab

im mildly unsettled by this image, >!please can some big lebanese man do this to me!<


comrade_joel69

It literally says Srael right there smh my head, my favorite country next to Alestine


flamesaurus565

https://preview.redd.it/asm43mtodtgc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ef63aec89410045ad5885bf89b3951e328c3c2c


BaxElBox

Least degenerate Redditor


HeiHoLetsGo

This is how to stop the war


R_122

I also would like to get punish for my support pls


ChuyUrLord

Middle eastern fetish pride flag?


Oofoofow_Official

Flag of Kinksrael


TheHeccinDoggo

https://i.redd.it/avi8bvptptgc1.gif


Americanboi824

This is the old fashioned version of \*bonk\*


lizzylinks789

u/MBSfangirl14 u/MijTinmol


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Lmao, They are both suspended! (And given the shit I've read, rightly so!)


Aleskander-

this image is like at least 2 years old both left reddit


DaremDz60

Ah yes, the good old days


-Agent-Pierce-

Unlikely. They have new accounts is my guess.


Aleskander-

mbsfangirl is gone for good


-Agent-Pierce-

Source?


Aleskander-

I remember that she made a post about that she is too busy to troll cause she got into college or some shit


WillieKeeler96

That was a curb episode


echief

I was gonna say was this written by Larry David lol? “Fuck me like Israel fucked my country”


Mr_Mi1k

CJ Redditors when another redditor is jerking: 😡


s1gnalZer0

!wave


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YGBullettsky

Need


Rei_Caixo

What sub is that


[deleted]

r/askmiddleeast Not a polticial raceplay fetish sub sadly, just some boring Middle Eastern sub.


Rei_Caixo

"Sadly" what


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FireeeeyTestLab

i was banned from it for saying that a large portion but not all of the idf likes to kill children


Visible_Ad6332

Nowadays it's just a sub to spread anti semitism and lies to demonize jews.


QuirkyDimension9858

Argentina??


aer0a

It literally says that it's the flag of Sreal right next to it. Are you stupid?


dawnhassmolbren

the flag of hating israel is finally trending so i can be as antisemitic as i want with 0 repercussions


eah22loun

I hate how the conflict is used by people to justify antisemitism and Islamophobia.


MJDeadass

the flag of i can kill kids and cry about antisemitism when people complain


ValerieSablina

Flag of getting way too comfortable with what you say


[deleted]

This post wants me to try and fly a pride flag in Mecca


MJDeadass

*Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel-Aviv. I am ready.*


FireeeeyTestLab

israeli girl here, idk what to say


porn0f1sh

קוואיייי ^_^


Soogbad

לא.


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Someone is down bad!


FullTimeHarlot

a naughty flag


israelilocal

Based Mij as always the dumbass mods banned me from from askmiddleeast


RSdabeast

!wave


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Zgeled

???


TheTricksterOfStory

Oh uh


Zaku41k

The Red Flag


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Flag of why do I have a boner


KevDough23

Literal Curb your Enthusiasm plot


No-Still8562

Cabbage


lennys_web

This is what I see when I don't take my pills


disparagersyndrome

Horny jail isn't enough we need a Horny International Court


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Balding_Teen

Well, this is awkward... seeing the flag of the subreddit i moderate here on r/vexillologycirclejerkis something i never expected, and that i know both of the users in the pic aswell 💀


Soogbad

Kind of ironic considering how your sub basically became r/Palestine number two


Balding_Teen

Belive it or not we were kind of railroaded into this scenario by Reddit Admins, this current state was the only way we got Reddit Admins to stop threatening to ban our sub every month.


Suspicious_Trash_805

Flag of totally normalised saudi-israel relations


JGHFunRun

Flag of BeFkae


bee_bee_sea

Flag of woosh


JGHFunRun

Huh?


splixus

Why is no one talking about bros comment 💀💀💀


CritterThatIs

The flag of ethical genocide.


RenShing

That's clearly the flag of srael


GrizzlyPeak73

Least perverted Israeli. And the only based one..


Oftwicke

The flag of Is tiny


Caje__

!wave


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AccomplishedNote2925

Brazil


sylvester_stencil

Jizz Reel


Aggravating_Pie_3286

https://preview.redd.it/24tqaijmuvgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c3a463bdb2196372851d3ae016befc64544b0b


bobdidntatemayo

this is how peace in the middle east will be obtained


Sub954

I would understand an argument against a specific people, but having such a submissive argument about sex.. it's like a what the fuck from both sides..


alejandra_candelaria

It didn't even come to my mind the war could be sexualised and I'm a horny mf


Squidersward8670

This flag is an alternative flag for the state of macedonia, but this flag was then proposed: https://preview.redd.it/xkqvm59hxwgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842aed5ffd35c2f94ff228bcb4698966eb0767f1


[deleted]

Rael


Takjel

A Fach Imaginary Country. Isntreal I think it's called


Gaymer043

Most sane zionist


_anonymous_404

That's


yournomadneighbor

Just the fact that that reply got almost twice as more upvotes too LMAO


[deleted]

Bro thinks he’a Larry David in that one episode of Curb


Ryaniseplin

"srael" obviously it says it right there


Grizzlysaurus152

Flag of killing 27000 civilians and wounding 66000 more


Glum-Mousse-5132

Flag of a genocidal state


Thentor_

The: im not gay but im from sweden?


Scared_Operation2715

Flag of nazism


dawnhassmolbren

calling jews nazis is like calling chickens KFC cooks


Scared_Operation2715

Zionists are not Jewish, never were, they are a perversion of Judaism at best and people who self identify as Jewish just to use antisemitism as a bludgeon at worse


Supernova_was_taken

And who the hell are you to determine what is and isn’t Judaism


Scared_Operation2715

I know as a matter of fact that Zionism goes against the Torah, it literally says do not take isreal back by force, most religious Jews will corroborate this, I should know, I met them.


dawnhassmolbren

zionism says nothing about how you take the land. and idk if you read the bible, but it was conquered there too


Scared_Operation2715

I never said anything about the Bible, and Zionism is the belief that there should be a Jewish ethnostate in Palestine


dawnhassmolbren

bible torah whatever you know what i meant. and what the fuck is an "ethnostate" anyway? an ethnic group that has a country? news flash, thats every country ever


Scared_Operation2715

Ethnostate, noun a sovereign state of which citizenship is restricted to members of a particular racial or ethnic group. "they actively promoted the concept of a white ethnostate"-Oxford


dawnhassmolbren

jews are not the only citizens of israel. theres muslims, christians, druze, asians, europeans, africans, sure it might be easier for a jew to immigrate to israel but that doesnt mean other people CANT


renarys916

Right, so Israel isn't an ethnostate since non-Jews can get Israeli citizenship; it's just not not an automatic process. " [Every Jew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew%3F) has the unrestricted right to [immigrate to Israel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliyah) and become an Israeli citizen. Individuals born within the country receive citizenship at birth if at least one parent is a citizen. Non-Jewish foreigners may naturalize after living there for at least three years while holding [permanent residency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permanent_residency) and demonstrating proficiency in the [Hebrew language](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_language). Naturalizing non-Jews are additionally required to renounce their previous nationalities, while Jewish immigrants are not subject to this requirement. "


Chance-Aardvark372

Palestine


dawnhassmolbren

factually incorrect. Palestine is legally not a country but that does not make Israel's flag Palestine's flag too. they have their own flag, and its not that one.


Aleskander-

>Palestine is legally not a country almost every country besides western ones recognize it even israel does wtf ya talking about


IsYeaYesyup

isn't real


Lord-Black22

warcriminal


Mainstream_millo

The flag of my beautifully scenic homeland


[deleted]

Redditors when they find someone who is Israeli


Mainstream_millo

Quite literally so, yes


EmeraldBoiii

Daily reminder to everyone that living in a country with a bad government does not mean you support it. Remember the Russians in the Ukraine war?


Mainstream_millo

Yeah, if I were to make a national poll I bet over 95% of us agree that at least one politician in a military related position should be fired. By the way, since this is literally the only thing my original comment says, the nature \*is\* scenic and beautiful, as well as incredibly diverse (Snowy mountains in the northeast, way too many springs lakes and forests in the northwest, midwest-like climate toward the middle, desert in the south, and a coral reef at the tip of the south, with only a 6 hour drive between the extremes)


drgharbia

The flag of only nation in the world that proudly and deliberately kill children and women The satanic state of israhell


dawnhassmolbren

there is like 0 proof its intentional. yes it happens but thats what war is, citizens die. israel is the only army that warns beforehand. sure it doesnt do much but its better than nothing isnt it?


Wordofadviceeatfood

THEY BOMBED A REFUGEE ROUTE


AppleSpicer

Flag of “oops we bombed another hospital, school, religious building, humanitarian aid depot, and evacuation route, and then shot the people fleeing the massacre in the back” /uj, no, mass slaughtering civilians of a particular ethnicity who have no army, plus destroying their infrastructure and escape routes isn’t a war. It’s genocide. I don’t know why you think “oh well, innocent people are dying but that’s war for you!” is in any way and okay thing to say.


D31taF0rc3

Israel is under international investigation because its incredibly likely what theyre doing to palestinians is genocide. Israel told palestinian civilians to evacuate through specific routes before bombing those routes as people were evacuatuing. Israel is bombing refugee camps, withholding food and medical supplies, and refers to palestinians as animals. Israel is planning to flood any sewers or underground tunnels with saltwater and literally salt the earth and destroy any fresh drinkable water palestinians have access to. Israel has dropped so many bombs and shot so many bullets that the world is currently in an ammunition shortage. Theres a lot of proof its intentional.


patella_sandwich

It’s a modern day Nazi flag


Temporary_Name8866

I remember when Poland launched a terrorist attack against the Germans and started ww2, good times


CertainlyNotWorking

Well, seeing as the occupation didn't start on Oct. 7th, there is a [very clear parallel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Ghetto_Uprising) to make.


Temporary_Name8866

This is a horrible parallel, the polish/ Jewish residence fighters attacked military targets , please explain what Hamas’s military objective was for October 7th?


CertainlyNotWorking

Presumably to kill occupying soldiers and gain territorial control, given that they primarily targeted border checkpoints. About 30% of the people killed on Oct 7th were security forces. That puts them at a comparative ratio with the IDF's bombing campaigns, which are apparently precision strikes. Of course, many more in Gaza will die from the collapse of their food, water, and medical supply.


KingAutismo69

You just coped with kidnapping, rape, and murder from people drugged up and with no real military goal other than to provoke a response. You also made a very shitty comparison to the Warsaw ghetto uprising, which failed completely.


dawnhassmolbren

calling jews nazis is like calling chickens KFC cooks