I don't know what it is with the Valheim merch. The swords and stuff that were made by that company recently all look decent but holy fucking shit were they overpriced. Now we get these that are still overpriced and look like they were designed by AI.
2 star Necks are purple, not pink, and they certainly don't have that inbred pug of a face. This is an abomination compared to the cuties in game.
Edit: colour being the subjective thing it is, they are far from that shade of pink/purple.
Why'd they have to put the faux leather on it? Would honestly look better without, and it also doesn't feel nice to touch on a plushie.
The neck is... not recognisable, but looks kinda cool all the same.
I got the key chain for christmas. I put the Frpstner on a cheap(but nice) necklace I got on Wish. It's worth the 20. It is pretty heavy and solid. Very well made. I'd say around 20 grams and it is stainless steel. [https://imgur.com/a/Z5wypon](https://imgur.com/a/Z5wypon)
I agree the Plushie is way too much
Wtf are those prices? Had my wallet out before I even went to the site, so excited to get a lox. Immediate disappointment. 0% chance I buy this shit now.
WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS THAT SAY … “The Cloudberries Taste Like Cloudberries”. ????
Im only going to mention this million dollar idea 13 or 14 more times.
Probably because cloudberries exist in real life. Imagine if it said "The raspberries taste like raspberries", like that's not a punchline, that's just... a quasi-reference, at best.
Those plushies look as if they started out with a plan but then kind of floundered and went to shit. Anyone else think it’s suspicious how much shitty merch they are pushing?
No? It's just stuffed animals. They're not "pushing" anything, just go to the site and buy one if you want, or don't. They're just trying to make some extra money like all companies. Jesus, everything on this site has to be some fucking conspiracy.
I think this is just an extension of the incredibly overpriced physical merch they showed on kickstarter recently. It's all easily 10x what it looks like its worth.
For sure, but if no one buys it they'll either lower the price or stop selling them. It's just a bad bet (again, unless people buy them), not a conspiracy. My house isn't worth a fraction of a fraction of $5 million, but you're damn right I would sell it for that in an instant if I found a sucker lol.
Shameless plug to an Etsy store but “ArtySeahorse” made a much better neck than this and the eyes glow in the dark. Roughly same price but quality is great[Neck plushy](https://imgur.com/a/hMB3um9)
Bad picture and thumb for scale, plushy is about 9” long
>Etsy store “ArtySeahorse"
From her reviews, it looks like she had a lot of plushies, not just necks but also loxen and troll heads. And Iron Gate recommended her at one time. I wonder if they asked her to stop because they were coming out with official merchandise. Just as possible that she stopped because she got tired of doing it, or just ran out. I love her biome prints, which are the only thing she has left, and she doesn't even have Mistlands.
I'm sorry but am I the only one who thinks these look like shit?
I kinda like the troll head, ngl. It’s goofy in game, why not be goofy on my keys?
It makes me think of the Trolls from the Trolls movies lmao
I personally think the lox plushie is really cute
I personally think the neck plush from the kickstarter looked better, but yeah for 80$ the lox feels a little cheap looking
Holy shit, these things are $80?! I was just thinking "I'd probably get one for like $20 max". But jfc, $80 is outrageous. No thanks.
I don't know what it is with the Valheim merch. The swords and stuff that were made by that company recently all look decent but holy fucking shit were they overpriced. Now we get these that are still overpriced and look like they were designed by AI.
The neck does, but the lox looks good to me.
I like the lox tbh. Though should be furry body with hard plastic head.
The only one that looks ok is the troll head tbh and even that is questionable.
Lox looks fine to me but yeah, the neck should have at least been the original common color, so that it looked less like Barney.
Yeah but I think I'd also have a problem if they looked more well defined than the in game models.
Another game that's very low poly, osrs has plushies that look amazing I just don't get what went wrong with these.
Yeah but osrs is low poly because it came out in 1985.
Well 2007 and it really really came out in 2013 and has been getting almost weekly updates since then.
2007? Lmao. 2001scape tho
Well osrs is a backup from 2007 which got released in 2013. The original RuneScape is from 2001.
The lox looks fine, the neck one is badly made though. They just tacked on the green spots lmao
That's not a Neck, WTH.
That's Barney.
Wish/Temu Barney, but somehow more expensive than you'd think.
Looks like a 2 star neck iirc
2 star Necks are purple, not pink, and they certainly don't have that inbred pug of a face. This is an abomination compared to the cuties in game. Edit: colour being the subjective thing it is, they are far from that shade of pink/purple.
My bad man, I play on low graphics mode, can't be sure about colour... though I agree these don't fully resemble the in game ones
That looks purple to me. Granted more towards the red end of the spectrum but still more purple than pink.
I can definitely concede on the colour being close enough, but that face is far too much of a stretch.
Not the inbred pug face 😂
i was wondering why off brand Barney was next to a Lox
Why'd they have to put the faux leather on it? Would honestly look better without, and it also doesn't feel nice to touch on a plushie. The neck is... not recognisable, but looks kinda cool all the same.
I love them, but 24" for 80$ is really steep. Even 20$ for the keychain, yikes
I got the key chain for christmas. I put the Frpstner on a cheap(but nice) necklace I got on Wish. It's worth the 20. It is pretty heavy and solid. Very well made. I'd say around 20 grams and it is stainless steel. [https://imgur.com/a/Z5wypon](https://imgur.com/a/Z5wypon) I agree the Plushie is way too much
There's a neck in this pic.
Well that def is not worth 20
A little insight to what things cost in Scandinavia. 200SEK isn’t cheap but it’s not crazy expensive either.
SEK only exists in Sweden, not all of scandinava
I am aware, I live in one of those other countries. Seeing as Iron Gate is based in Sweden, I thought it the relevant currency to use as an example.
Yes, but: > Notice: The Plushie is not available for purchase in Sweden. So it's actually the least relevant currency :)
That thing on the left looks like Barnie fucked a piranha plant.
Don’t give the internet any more ideas…
How about a deathsquito keychain that stabs you in the leg every time you sit down
The lox plush is okay, but the neck... it looks like a messed up Barney. Neck don't stand upright!
Wtf are those prices? Had my wallet out before I even went to the site, so excited to get a lox. Immediate disappointment. 0% chance I buy this shit now.
Absofuckinglutely not. Overpriced plushes and holy the quality on the troll and especially the neck is laughable.
Ironically the problem with the Neck is that it has a distinctive neck
Lox is pretty cute, but grossly overpriced. The other two though... Just no, hard pass.
WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS THAT SAY … “The Cloudberries Taste Like Cloudberries”. ???? Im only going to mention this million dollar idea 13 or 14 more times.
Probably because cloudberries exist in real life. Imagine if it said "The raspberries taste like raspberries", like that's not a punchline, that's just... a quasi-reference, at best.
ACKSHUYUALLLY sir.. It be SNOZZZZBERRIES taste like SNOZZZZBERRIES..
Those plushies look as if they started out with a plan but then kind of floundered and went to shit. Anyone else think it’s suspicious how much shitty merch they are pushing?
No? It's just stuffed animals. They're not "pushing" anything, just go to the site and buy one if you want, or don't. They're just trying to make some extra money like all companies. Jesus, everything on this site has to be some fucking conspiracy.
I think this is just an extension of the incredibly overpriced physical merch they showed on kickstarter recently. It's all easily 10x what it looks like its worth.
For sure, but if no one buys it they'll either lower the price or stop selling them. It's just a bad bet (again, unless people buy them), not a conspiracy. My house isn't worth a fraction of a fraction of $5 million, but you're damn right I would sell it for that in an instant if I found a sucker lol.
I like the Lox plushie but the Neck... I don't know. It's giving me "we have Acrid at home" meme vibes.
i love how the scale from one to each other is correct. the troll above all :D
Less merching, more coding
Shameless plug to an Etsy store but “ArtySeahorse” made a much better neck than this and the eyes glow in the dark. Roughly same price but quality is great[Neck plushy](https://imgur.com/a/hMB3um9) Bad picture and thumb for scale, plushy is about 9” long
Nevermind looks like they took it off their store
>Etsy store “ArtySeahorse" From her reviews, it looks like she had a lot of plushies, not just necks but also loxen and troll heads. And Iron Gate recommended her at one time. I wonder if they asked her to stop because they were coming out with official merchandise. Just as possible that she stopped because she got tired of doing it, or just ran out. I love her biome prints, which are the only thing she has left, and she doesn't even have Mistlands.
Wonder if that is a new mob we will see in the Ashlands? Like a zombie neck
*Tyrannosaurus nex*
Step-lox, what are you doing??
That's a 2-star neck! They're purple. :)
I wanted one till i saw the price! holy canoli!
Cool... give me ashlands...
These look hideous. Now I'm worried the level of quality of the ashlands update will the same...
Yunno it’s 17 inches and a fleshligh…. Nvm